Valerie the Valkyrie

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Another generic greedy character, only to take money, a cliché plot.

Valerie the Valkyrie is a Valkyrie, one of the troops in Clash of Clans. She first appeared in the episode Pork-tergeist, in Clash-A-Rama.

Why She Sucks

  1. When she offered to take Huggy’s land, she didn’t reconsider giving him the money to help his Hog Lot instead.
  2. Will always make others pay just to satisfy herself too much sometimes, despite having no good reason to do so.
  3. Her intention of taking Huggy’s land for 2 million gold coins is not helpful to the hogs, since they need to be in the lot.
  4. Very egotistical. Her commercial is also generic, as she makes it a mild scam, ripping off the Ed’s from Ed, Edd n Eddy since they scammed since 1999.
  5. She doesn’t bother to take a single break, proving she’s too desperate to get a lot of money. Which is like Mr. Krabs and Big Tex doing the same thing.
  6. In fact, when she sliced her desk in half when she knew she’s second to Hogmax, it further proves she’s poorly written, and egotistical.
  7. She destroyed the Hog Lot without asking Huggy why he went to attack her company. Because she’s actually too greedy, but was too stubborn to admit it.
    • Note: Her purpose is to help people, yet she only does so for fame. Helping people is not about fame, but doing good.
  8. Also a hypocrite. She slashed the sign that said “FAILURE”, then “QUITTERS”, then “GIVING 98%”, despite doing all those things to Huggy.
  9. Poor motivation as to why she takes money a lot from other people and why she owns too much stuff.
  10. Overrall, she’s another generic greedy one cliché.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Has some mildly funny moments.
  2. Her poor character might be considered “so bad, it’s good”.
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