About Me

I am an Australian man who just happens to have autism and ADHD.
Birthday: 21 September 2001, 5:40 PM AEST
Hometown: Sydney, New South Wales (2001-2021), Central Tablelands, New South Wales (2021-present)
Ethnicity: Irish, English and Croatian

Username Trivia: I am named after the Surprise Spruiker and the Crazy Warehouse Guy from the Australian satirical comedy series The Chaser's War on Everything. The "2001" refers to my year of birth.

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My Interests

Media What I Like What I Dislike Neutral

The Lord of the Rings trilogy
The Hobbit trilogy
The Harry Potter franchise
Jaws (1975)
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
The Godfather trilogy
The Mission: Impossible franchise
The Matrix trilogy
The Die Hard franchise
65 (2023)
Napoleon (2023)
Titanic (1997)
Schindler's List (1993)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
300 (2007)
The Last Samurai (2003)
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
Rocketman (2019)

Cuties (2020) (don't get me started on that shit!)
Music (2021) (very offensive towards autistic people like me)
The Emoji Movie (2017) (never seen it in my life, nor will I ever watch it)

The Grinch (2000) (I saw it as a kid and never really got scared of it)
Frozen (2013) (my sister loved that film when it first came out, but I got bored of it quickly)

Television programs/web series

The Loud House (most episodes)
The Simpsons (most episodes)
American Dad! (most episodes)
Family Guy (some episodes)
Kim Possible (most episodes)
Inside Job (fuck Netflix for cancelling it)
Total Drama (I care more about the characters than the episodes)
Bob's Burgers (pretty much all episodes)
The Office (US, all episodes)
Breaking Bad (all episodes)
Seinfeld (all episodes)
Malcolm in the Middle (most if not all episodes, though Lois is a bit annoying sometimes)
Two and a Half Men (Charlie seasons only)
M*A*S*H (all episodes)
Columbo (all episodes)
MythBusters (all episodes with Adam and Jamie)
Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This? (all episodes)
Will It Blend? (all episodes)
Law & Order: SVU (most episodes, excluding political-themed ones)
Blue Bloods (all episodes)
Frasier (all episodes)

Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go!
Full English (never seen any episode at all, apart from reviews)
Keeping Up With the Kardashians (pure garbage)
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (woke propaganda masquerading as comedy)
Tomorrow's Pioneers (racist, anti-Semitic propaganda)
Velma (2023) (no shit, sherlock!)
Teen Titans Go! (do I really have to describe this filth?)
Toddlers and Tiaras (literal jailbait, I kid you not!)
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (just downright gross)

Rick and Morty (overrated, plus overly gory)
Law & Order: Organized Crime (meh, I prefer SVU better)


'70s disco/soul
Classic rock (pre-1990)
'80s synthpop/Hi-NRG/electro-pop
'90s Eurodance, house and trance
Latin freestyle
2000s dance, trance and house
Early-to-mid 2010s EDM, electro and R&B
Teen pop from 1998-2007
Pitbull (he's a guilty pleasure artist of mine)
Kylie Minogue
Lady Gaga (pre-2012)
Lil Jon ('90s and 2000s songs only)
Madonna (pre-2009 only)
"Fuck You" by Cee Lo Green (better than the "Forget" version in my opinion)
Any song from Lily Allen
"Juice" by Lizzo
"Good as Hell" by Lizzo (not the one with Ariana Grande)
"Thot Shit" by Megan Thee Stallion
"About Damn Time" by Lizzo
"Flowers" by Miley Cyrus

Justin Bieber
Rebecca Black
Alison Gold
Melanie Martinez (her lyrics are just plain annoying and cheesy in my opinion)
"Oh No" by Capone (just plain stupid)
"Dance Monkey" by Tones and I (her voice is ear-bleeding)
"I'm Vegan" by Misha
"Crank That" by Soulja Boy (and anything from him, really)
"Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)" by Silento (made even worse by the fact he murdered his cousin)

'90s alternative music
Nu-metal (overrated in my opinion)
Most gangsta rap artists
Country music (doesn't really appeal to me)
Piano or guitar covers (it's often for television advertisements anyway)

Video games

Cities: Skylines II (2023)
SimCity 4 Deluxe Edition (2003)
Sid Meier's Civilization IV (2005, including expansion packs)
Victoria 2 (2010)
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (2011)

The Last of Us II (2020)
Big Rigs (2003)

The Elder Scrolls Online (not interested that much)

YouTube channels

Jogwheel (Jonathan Paula)
The Chaser Archive
The King of Random/TKOR
Blendtec's Will It Blend?
Broken Saw

Both far-left and far-right users
Nikocado Avocado
That Vegan Teacher
Vegan Booty
Dhar Mann
Troom Troom
123 GO!

MSA previously My Story Animated (their stories are actually nonsense, contrary to their name)


Harry Potter (where else?)
Kimberly Ann "Kim" Possible and Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible)
Lindsay (Total Drama)
Hayley Smith (American Dad!)
Jeff Fischer (American Dad!)
Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
Walter White (Breaking Bad)
Reagan Ridley (Inside Job)
Rubeus Hagrid (Harry Potter)
Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
Connie D'Amico (Family Guy, bizarrely)
Michael Scott (The Office)
General Tullius (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)

Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
Brian Griffin (Family Guy)
Stan Smith (American Dad!)
Roger (American Dad!)
Dolores Umbridge (Harry Potter)
Velma (Velma)
Nazeem (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)
Alduin (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)
Susan Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise)
Manny Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise)

SpongeBob SquarePants
Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)
Chris Griffin (Family Guy)


Windows 11
Windows 10
Windows 7
Windows XP
Windows 2000
Windows 98 SE
Windows 95

Windows 8 (why the fuck would you get rid of the start menu, Microsoft?)
Windows Me (most people couldn't use it for like twenty seconds before it crashed!)

Windows Vista