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    The Cat in the Hat (live-action)


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    The Cat in the Hat (live-action)
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    Gender: Male
    Type: The Dark, Obnoxious, And Perverted Side Of The Cat In The Hat
    Age: 40
    Species: Cat
    Portrayed by: Mike Myers
    Status: Alive
    Media of origin: The Cat in the Hat (2003)
    First appearance: The Cat in The Hat

    The Cat in the Hat is the titular protagonist of the infamous 2003 live-action film of the same name, based on the 1957 children's book by Dr. Seuss.

    He was portrayed by Mike Myers, who also played Wayne Campbell from Wayne's World, both Austin Powers and Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers franchise and Shrek from the eponymous film series (all of which are much better characters/films), and Chris Edgerly voiced him in the video game of the same name.

    Why He Fell Flat

    NOTE: This will focus exclusively on the 2003 live-action film's incarnation of the character.

    1. He is a disgraceful and insulting representation of Dr. Seuss' well-known character of all time, as in this film he is mostly the complete opposite to how he was portrayed in the original source material; in the book and animated special, he was kind, funny, goofy, well-meaning and while he was a bit of a nuisance, he was never a legitimate threat to the kids. In the film however, he is mean, vulgar, unfunny, malicious, obnoxious and a genuinely sadistic threat to the kids.
      • In the climax, he mocks Larry for being allergic to him and then proceeds to push him off a cliff. Later on, he literally does nothing but smile when Conrad and Sally find the crate open and the latter almost gets sucked in while the former was attempting to lock the crate. When the house collapses, he sadistically brags the he “did it”, until saying “we did it” due to the looks on Conrad and Sally’s faces. Also, after the house gets destroyed, the Cat offers Conrad and Sally to play a game of tennis with him in spite of their predicament and then attempts to play the victim when Conrad and Sally scold him for the house's destruction. In addition, he also lies to them that he had lost his magic hat in the nightclub earlier when he actually still had it the whole time. Thus, the Cat flat-out admits that he knew everything was going to happen as he planned the whole day all along (minus chopping his tail), including almost getting Conrad and Sally killed and then getting the house destroyed, which would've also gotten both Conrad and Sally into immense trouble with their mother, followed by a scene where he is also shown to be very stupid when he thought that Conrad and Sally telling him to get out of the house was a game.
      • He is also incredibly mean and harsh as he doesn't care about anybody but himself, as evidenced in the scene where the Cat reveals that he wants to "cut his losses and ditch the kids" in one of his plans for helping Conrad and Sally, even though they would suffer at the hands of Larry, which is an example of how mean the Cat is. Another example of this ignorance is shown when Thing 1 and Thing 2 are messing up the house, he tells a sleeping Mrs. Kwan that he "would be furious" if it were his house. Why would he be furious at her for?
    2. He says and/or does pretty unsuitable, inappropriate and improper words/activities that are out of place for a film based on a Dr. Seuss book. Most infamously, he almost yelled "SON OF A B*TCH!" when he accidentally chopped his tail in the "Cupcake-Inator" scene, before cutting to a "HANG IN THERE BABY!" screen before he could fully say it. Yes, this is not a joke.
      • It doesn't help that the writers also worked on fellow DreamWorks movie EuroTrip, which is an R-rated raunchy comedy.
      • At one point during the fun song, he says, "That's why they sent him to a vet and cut off both his ba-" before changing the word to "boy". Likewise, in a verse from a deleted scene, he says "It took a ton of TNT to kill the bug up her a-" before changing it to "ASK me was she fun, fun, fun?".
      • In one scene, while jumping on the couch, he mentions it's a circus without the tortured animals and drunken clowns that have hepatitis.
      • During the roller coaster scene where the toilet is lit on fire (which is the same scene where the Cat shows Universal pamphlets), he says "Something really burns my AaaaaaaHHHHH!" right as the roller coaster reaches a drop in the track.
      • He is a huge pervert, as he lusts over a picture of the protagonists' mother at one point, and in the scene where he and the kids enter a nightclub, he also lusts at Paris Hilton, who makes an out-of-place cameo in that scene.
        • He is seen lusting over the protagonists' mother and Paris Hilton, both of whom are humans, which is considered bestiality.
      • He uses profanity-laden puns, such as when he shows his car in which he calls it the "Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter" (S.H.I.T.) before he changed its name to "Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger (a.k.a. the S.L.O.W.)" to prevent Conrad from saying the acronym of the previous name.
      • His infamous "Dirty hoe!" line.
    3. He has a very creepy makeup design compared to Jim Carrey's makeup as the Grinch, as he somewhat looks faithful to the Cat's appearance in the original book, doesn’t even look like a cat; instead he looks more like a giant skunk. As Evilina from the Nostalgia Critic pointed out, it's as if what happens when "Pepe Le Pew makes whoopie with Ronald McDonald."
    4. Similar to Mr. Freeze from Batman & Robin, he has a very annoying laugh, which he uses over and over again as a cheap and poor attempt at comedy.
    5. He is also incredibly gross, as he often indulges in toilet-related jokes and puns (all of which are barely even funny);
      • He tells Conrad and Sally not to listen to the fish because he "drinks where he pees."
      • He, after drinking a bottle of milk, claims it's gonna "come back to haunt him" and his stomach gets big, implying the milk will give him diarrhea before burping out many hairballs.
      • He dresses up as a stereotypical redneck trucker, shows his butt and farts at the audience.
      • When the Cat has cupcake mixture on his finger, he tries to get a disgusted Sally and Conrad to eat it, implying that the Cat has a booger on his finger.
    6. He doesn't show any remorse or regret for all the troubles he has caused throughout the film until the end.
    7. Because of all these reasons as mentioned above, the Cat in the film comes off as more of a villain than a hero.
    8. He sucks at speaking in rhyme, which is unfitting, ridiculous, and of course, unacceptable since his original book counterpart could speak in rhyme.
      • Though to be fair, the animated versions of the Cat occasionally do speak without rhyming, like in the 1971 animated special and The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!.
    9. He often has bad eye contact with most the characters he interacts with, specifically Conrad and Sally, since most of the time he doesn't even look at the kids when talking to them, and he's more interested in telling bad jokes and winking to the camera than actually interacting with the kids.
    10. Hypocrisy: In one scene from the movie, he says "That's disgusting!", when he himself is shown to be gross, as mentioned in WHFF #5.
    11. Mike Myers didn't do a very good job playing as the Cat, and just like Terl from Battlefield Earth, he tends to overact.
      • This is the main reason why the film was panned by critics and audiences alike. Because the film didn't do very well at the box office, it caused Dr. Seuss' widow Audrey Geisel to permanently ban any further live-action film adaptations of Dr. Seuss' works.
      • It also doesn't help that Mike Myers only starred in the film because Universal Pictures and DreamWorks Pictures blackmailed him into doing so because the executives sued him for backing out of a planned film based off of his own Saturday Night Live project Sprockets.
    12. Overall, this live-action incarnation of the character takes his biggest problem from season 2 of The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss (not acting like his book counterpart) and makes it even worse, though while this isn't saying much, the Cat in that season of the show is better than the movie Cat since at least he isn't a jerk and is much friendlier.

    Redeeming Qualities

    1. He at least got some bits of karma when he got hit on the crotch, followed by the scene where the kids scolded him for his actions.
    2. Like his rival Terl, he was a much better character in the book series, the other versions, the 1971 animated film, etc, and least he did redeem himself near the end by completely fixing his mess in the house using a cleaning machine with some great music from Smash Mouth accompanying it before Conrad and Sally's mother got home.
    3. He can be a bit funny in a few scenes, such as the Cupcake-Inator scene and his lines, "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it" and “Rhode Island license plate! You never see those”.
    4. He actually does rhyme a few times, especially when he introduces the kids to Thing 1 and Thing 2.
    5. The Cat's actions towards Conrad and Sally are somewhat justified if you hang on to the theory that he was just a well-meaning mentor who was helping them understand their limits about having fun, knowing that the destruction he was causing would help them learn their lessons and become better children.
    6. In the video game based off of the movie, he's significantly less annoying, and is more tolerable. Not to mention there are no innuendos from his dialogue, too.
    7. He admits that he didn’t even plan on cutting off his tail, meaning that he does regret it.
    8. He does have good eye contact with Sally and Conrad in some scenes.
      • At least him having bad eye contact with Sally and Conrad is rather justified, since Mike Myers clearly hated working on the movie.
    9. While Mike Myers does an awful job potraying him, at least Chris Edgerly does a great job voicing him in the video game.


    • The Cat later became the subject of internet memes - a notable example of such a meme would be the scene of him holding a baseball bat.
    • Mike Myers recently admitted to hating the movie and he regretted playing the role in said film.


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