Create a new article
Write your page title here:
We currently have 1,193 articles on Loathsome Characters Wiki. Type your article name above or create one of the articles listed here!

    Loathsome Characters Wiki
    Stanley S. SquarePants
    "I can’t hold a job because I destroy everything I touch."
    Gender: Male
    Type: Annoying, Klutzy Cousin
    Age: Adult
    Species: Sea Sponge
    Portrayed by: Christopher Guest
    Status: Alive
    Media of origin: SpongeBob SquarePants
    First appearance: Stanley S. SquarePants (episode)

    Stanley S. SquarePants is the cousin of SpongeBob SquarePants in the series of the same name, BlackJack, and Todd SquarePants. He is also the son of Sherm SquarePants and the nephew of Harold, Margaret and Captain Blue SquarePants. He is the grandson of Grandma and Grandpa SquarePants. He debuts in the episode titled "Stanley S. SquarePants," and later in the video game Spongebob Squigglepants. Description

    Stanley seems to wear clothing extremely similar to SpongeBob's, except Stanley does not have the lines SpongeBob has on his pants. He also has long pants and black hair split into two sides.

    According to Mr. Krabs, he looks, smells, and tastes like SpongeBob.

    Unlike all other known members of the SquarePants family, Stanley's head is distinct from his somewhat human-like torso. He seems to be the tallest SquarePants for this reason.

    He is voiced by Christopher Guest.

    Why He Ruins Everything He Touches (Bad Qualities)

    1. Stanley is a complete klutz, claiming that he "cannot do anything right." Anything he tries to do will fail horrifically, regardless of how simple and inconsequential it would be for another person. For example, the scene where Stanley simply touched SpongeBob's TV resulted in said television exploding, reportedly not the first time something of the sort had occurred. This is why his father doesn't let him touch or use specific things.
    2. His sole talent would appear to be destroying things without even trying, which Mr. Krabs used to destroy the Chum Bucket as he would have Stanley work there just so the restaurant gets destroyed. He skims SpongeBob's house, touching everything from the toilet to the television, despite knowing that he breaks anything he comes in contact with using his hands.
      • Thanks to this, all of his gags are repetitive, predictable and overall unfunny.
    3. He demonstrates a seeming disregard for his cousin's property as he unintentionally destroyed his stuff while intentionally touching it.
    4. He displays too many emotions at times and becomes very annoying to some.
    5. When Stanley takes a job at the Krusty Krab, he remains silent while SpongeBob takes the blame for destruction caused by Stanley.
    6. He further annoys his first customer (Harold) by repeatedly taking pictures with him, which causes the customer to literally explode. Upon taking these pictures, he leaves his post to get them developed, running past a line of visibly annoyed customers. SpongeBob has to substitute for him, leaving a messy workspace that further enrages Mr. Krabs.
    7. His voice by Christopher Guest, while not bad, can also be irritating sometimes.
    8. Heck, at one point, he even broke SpongeBob's spatula out of ignorance.
    9. Because he can't hold down a job, he got his cousin SpongeBob to take the fall by victimizing himself playing the victim card and smiled at SpongeBob getting probation.
    10. When he was forced to work at the Chum Bucket he destroys it.
    11. Worst of all he shown no remorse for his actions (despite destroying items by mistake, other than touching items) and continued getting SpongeBob in trouble up the point that he was about to be suspended by Mr. Krabs for the rest of the day due to him intentionally touching things and unintentionally breaking them.

    Good Qualities

    1. At least he realizes his errors in the end, and he and SpongeBob make amends, and he massively redeems himself in SpongeBob SquigglePants.
    2. In spite of his destructive nature, he at least doesn't mean any actual harm or malice with the mayhem he causes. This is because he doesn't intentionally destroy things and does it by accident.
    3. His voice by Christopher Guest is okay, despite being annoying to some.
    4. His design is fine.
    5. Overall, he's not a bad character at all, just flawed.


    • Christopher Guest would later return to voice another character in the show, fifteen years later after "Stanley S. SquarePants", in "Goofy Scoopers", Clem Clem in 2022.


    Loading comments...
    Cookies help us deliver our services. By using our services, you agree to our use of cookies.
    Cookies help us deliver our services. By using our services, you agree to our use of cookies.