Sheriff Woody (Black Friday Reel)

What? Am I hearing correctly? You don't think I was right? Who said your job was to think, spring wiener? Just use this vast reserve of brainpower and consider this for a moment. If it wasn't for me, Andy wouldn't pay any attention for you at all. In fact, my stretchy friend, you would've been hauled away to Goodwill a long time ago, so shut your mouth AND GET. THEM. OFF. THE. BED! Do it! Now, Slink, or I'm throwing you off!

Sheriff Woodrow "Woody" Pride is the main protagonist in the Toy Story franchise. Originally, he was horrible.

Why He Sucks

This accounts for the Black Friday Woody, not the final version.

1. Woody, instead of being the honest, loyal, and selfless cowboy we all know and love, was originally a cynical, spiteful, and vile bully.
2. He treats the other toys like dirt.
3. In the Black Friday Reel^AMW, Woody, instead of throwing out Buzz out the window by accident, threw him out the window ON PURPOSE!
4. He snaps at Slinky just for disagreeing with him and calls him a spring weiner.
5. Hey, it's a toy eat toy world.
6. This horrible version of Woody nearly shut down production on the original Toy Story.

Redeeming Qualities

1. When the film changed direction, he became the sweet cowboy we know him as.
2. He actually got his comeuppeance where Bo Peep, Rex, Hamm and Slinky threw him not only off the bed, but through the window!
3. To be fair, he wouldn't have been like this if Jeffrey Katzenberg didn't want Toy Story to be edgier.