Seven Wanker is a supporting character in season 7 of the 1987 American television sitcom Married... with Children. He's the child of Zemus and Ida Mae Wanker and cousin of Peggy Bundy. He was portrayed by Shane Sweet.
Why He's A Wanker
- His addition to the cast is pretty pointless considering his character tries to actual to younger viewers, even though the show's target audience is teens and adults.
- Shane Sweet did a terrible performance as his character, basically screaming most of his lines.
- His name is laughable. Who on Earth would want to name their child after a number?
- The only reason he's named "Seven" is because his parents named him after being their sixth child, and apparently, they forgot how to count. (He was actually their sixth child.)
- He's super annoying and loud. Plus, somehow, Al declared him to be a "True Bundy" after he kicked someone in the groin during a party. He also barely does anything to help the cast, basically just being filler.
- Aside from being abandoned from Peggy's family, he doesn't really have an additional backstory or personality.
Redeeming Qualities
- He has a few moments where he is like a nice kid.
- He is pretty cute.