Pinkie Pie (PONY.MOV)
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Pinkie Pie is one of the main characters from Max Gilardi's series, PONY.MOV. She is a prostitute who loves partying hard. Due to her lifestyle, her life is depressing.
Why She Sucks
- She can't seem to fight her addiction to drinking, drugs, or partying.
- She shoots her period blood at people, which is disgusting!
- She even got her period blood in Spike's mouth!
- According to Spike, she fucked a snail!
- In April of 2012, she got arrested for attempting to shoplift large quantities of ammonia and pseudoephedrine.
- Her mean girl personality is unappealing.
- She always thought Spike was cute and wanted him to "come over and fuck her", thus making her a pedophile.
- She's an attention whore, as she wrote a horrible autobiography called My Daddy Made Me Put Glass In My Vagina. It's about her father doing "unspeakable" things to her, including:
- Forcing her to put glass in her vagina.
- Forcing her to eat her own hair.
- Hitting her in the head with a Sega Dreamcast.
- Locking her in the basement and blasting "Blood on the Dance Floor" for 17 hours after refusing to say the Lord's prayer.
- Her father even stated that he never did anything her book says he did.
- After Twilight told her she needed to get some help, Pinkie claimed that's she's just jealous because "boys think she's prettier than her" and that "she has a horse face." (The "horse face" part is true, but Pinkie was just plain rude).
- Photos, such as her flashing her breasts and her mugshot may disturb some people.
- Along with Rainbow Dash, she bullied Fluttershy.
- She and Rainbow kicked her ass.
- In senior prom, she dumped a bucket full of Rainbow Dash's period blood on her.
- She gave MLP:FiM Pinkie Pie a bad name.
- She makes hideous facial expressions.
- She went to rehab in SWAG.MOV.
- Her character design, when not off-model, is passable.
- She was originally voiced by Arin Hanson, but was later on voiced by Max Gilardi.
- She probably has a crush on Big Macintosh, as she is seen having sex with him in PARTY.MOV.
- In PARTY.MOV, she has breast implants.
- Out of the Seven Deadly Sins, she represents Lust.
- There's an uncensored version of the photo of Pinkie flashing her breasts. However, due to it violating Miraheze's content policy, nobody's allowed to link the photo.