How Not to Make Pages

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This blog post is only an example of how not to make pages.

Nessa Gender: Female Type: Racist bitch-nigga Age: Uh... kakhis? (physically 18) Species: Human Status: Alive Media of Origin: Pokémon

Nessa (Japanese: ルリナ Rurina) is a character appearing in Pokémon Sword and Shield. She is the Gym Leader of Hulbury's Gym, known officially as Hulbury Stadium. She specializes in Water-type Pokémon. She gives the Water Badge to Trainers who defeat her.

Why She's Loathsome SO FUCKING HARD SHE SHOULD DROWN IN HER OWN GYM!!!!!!

1. To get the elephant out of the room, SHE'S BLACK! ENOUGH SAID!!
2. She's extremely overrated.
3. She fucked my dad.
4. She was the one responsible for unleashing the bat that unleashed COVID-19 all over the world. You read that right.
5. According to her rare league card, she's also a porn star.
6. She even has an extremely toxic fanbase that defends her despite being a bad character!!
7. She broke up with a stiffy. Let that sink in. Shout out to my dad but I'm fucking adopted.
8. She stands in the way of Ash's wonderful ass.
9. She forced Bea to eat a mushroom that made her fart continuously.
10. She pissed on the carpet.
11. She rapes people.
12. She fucked up Mr. Krabs' secret recipie.
13. She lives in The Nutshack.
14. She forces people to download Protegent!
15. She uses Flex Paste to fuck Teletubbies IN HER BATHTUB!!
16. She's so horrible that she has NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHATSOFUCKINGEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
17. She's worse than Hitler!
18. I hope she gets COVID19
19. She's a racist.

Redeeming Qualities

Just kidding, she are no redeeming qualities. Fuck you.

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Pacsonic9000

9 months ago

Score -5

Worst page ever. I know it's a blog post. Is this intentionally bad?

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Inkster

9 months ago

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Yes, it's intentionally bad. It's supposed to be an example of how NOT to make a page.

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JinHazama

9 months ago

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And you should ask it?

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MirahezeGDPR 350cfea4842cbd9f745cdee880c9cd5a

9 months ago

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Imagine if that was an actual page.

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CarlFilip19

9 months ago

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We would delete it as soon as we can.

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Crs3011

7 months ago

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Yeah right Mr. Miraheze!

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Anonymous user #1

9 months ago

Score 2 You

Oh this is epic.

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TtA

9 months ago

Score 0

Exaggeration 101

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Hookuai

9 months ago

Score 5

Nitpicks 101

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TheShinyLucarioMaster

7 months ago

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This got me bursting into laughter

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SoloPatriot7890

7 months ago

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Imagine if there's a joke wiki

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ThereIsNoUsername

6 months ago

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Same

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Nihirichan

4 months ago

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"SHE'S BLACK!"

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I have no idea 2.0

3 months ago

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I really hate that cause it's racist

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Jclem05

3 months ago

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I mind this too. Even if this is a joke page, this may offend Black users and perhaps Non-black users.

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Jclem05

2 months ago

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Should I add the fact that she's racist.

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Typhlosion Trainer

2 months ago

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this shit is hilarious

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Zeroa

2 months ago

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Fine But She Did NOT START THE VIRUS

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Jclem05

2 months ago

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Of course she didn't! It's a joke page!

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Zeroa

2 months ago

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Ok Just Saying!

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Nitesh Surya Vanapalli

2 months ago

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This page isn´t bad enough.

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