Jessie "Jes" and Zofia "Soph" Blazkowicz

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Jessie "Jes" and Zofia "Soph" Blazkowicz Valerie Lohman and Shelby Young deserve much better than this. Gender: Female Type: Badly written characters Age: 18-20 Species: Human Portrayed by: Valerie Lohman Shelby Young Status: Alive Media of origin: Wolfenstein

Jessie "Jess" and Zofia "Soph" Blazkowicz, (also known as the Terror Twins by the Nazis) are William J. Blazkowicz and Anya Oliwa's twin daughters. They are the main protagonists of Wolfenstein: Youngblood as the next generation of Resistance fighters against the Nazis.

Why They Suck

1. The two both have the exact same personality, making them completely interchangeable.
2. The first time they kill a human, they react with psychotic glee that is played for laughs.
3. They are extremely annoying and never stop giving out cheesy one-liners.
4. They constantly have to complement each other.
5. They behave like stereotypical dudebros.

Redeeming Qualities

1. Their actors, Valerie Lohman and Shelby Young, did performances, despite seemingly wasting their efforts.
2. The concept of having William's children become the protagonists sounds pretty decent on paper, despite its horrible execution.

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