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Jeffy Jeffy François, or simply referred to as Jeffy, is one of the main characters of the SML series. He is the adoptive son of Mario and Rosalina. The character was created by Logan Thirtyacre and Elaina Keyes. He first appeared in the SML episode "Mario The Babysitter!".
Why He Sucks
- Jeffy is a disabled stereotype, which has attracted controversy & even disrespects disabled people.
- He also has a grating 'simpleton voice' that is so shrill and whiny when yelling that it is mediocre at best and very annoying at worst, his yelling/shouting being the worst offender.
- He has a very ugly character design.
- He has a pencil stuck up his nose, which is considered VERY dangerous as it can cause nose bleedings.
- Jeffy also likes feces, which is extremely gross! If Jeffy has feces on his diaper for too long, he could get a rash. Not to mention, he likes to spank his diaper for no reason.
- He cries (all the time) over stupid stuff for no reason.
- For example: He cries over green beans when they're supposed to be healthy & good for you as they don't contain bacteria.
- He wears a helmet, because every time he is called a bad Jeffy or a bad boy, he bangs his head on the wall.
- Hypocrisy: During 2016, He thought Mario is his dad, & Rosalina is his mom! When in reality, Mario & Rosalina were not Jeffy's real parents and were his guardians, though he is technically now Mario & Rosalina are now Jeffy's parents since Mario adopted him.
- He is always making things worse for Mario with intention most of the time and is still capable of being calamitous to him when Mario never wanted anything to do with him in the first place nor deserved being around Jeffy.
- Jeffy has done lots of annoying and irredeemable acts, including:
- In Jeffy's Bath Time: He ran around naked.
- In Locked Out: He locked Mario out of the house & he wasted his peas while Mario wasn't looking.
- In Jeffy Loses His Teeth: He complained about only getting one dollar from the tooth fairy.
- In Jeffy Get Potty Trained: He pooped in the sink & bathtub, and even urinated on Mario
- In Jeffy's Homework: He knocks Mario out with his baseball bat.
- In Jeffy Plays Baseball: He knocks Goodman with his baseball bat as well.
- In Jeffy's Cellphone: He put the Flip Cellphone in his mouth and broke it.
- In Jeffy's Bad Word: He used a homophobic slur A LOT. In addition, he also thinks Mario raped him when he only spanked Jeffy.
- In Jeffy's Tantrum: He destroyed the TV and the couch. Not to mention, he tried to commit suicide which caused controversy.
- In Jeffy's Sleepwalks: He destroyed the living room & kitchen in the apartment, while he was sleepwalking.
- In The Baby Project: He threw the baby off the balcony, threw it at the truck & threw the toaster into the water to electrocute the baby, causing it to get fried. Though, to be fair, it was a baby doll, to begin with, and not a real one. But still.
- In Jeffy's Pokémon Card: He destroyed Bowser Jr's Pokémon card.
- In Jeffy's Imaginary Friend: He threw his "Imaginary Friend" onto his chair.
- In Turkey Tyranny: He threw things around the dining room on the day of Thanksgiving.
- In President Jeffy: He decides to ban and destroy all schools and green beans farms.
- In Hurricane Jeffy: He throws lots of furniture and objects around the house.
- In Jeffy Gets Hypnotized: He threw the TV in the lake for no reason.
- In Jeffy Goes Bowling: He breaks Rosalina's arm with a hammer.
- In Mr. Goodman's Revenge: He makes holes in the wall with his hammer.
- In Jeffy's WiFi Problem: He breaks a bunch of dishes and drops some vases on the floor.
- In Jeffy's Big Mess: He burns Mario's hat.
- He infamously spoiled a number of kids with his salty behavior as there are reports that kids are misbehaving because they saw Jeffy doing it.
- He also almost made a kid attempt suicide all because he did it in one video. .
- In fact, Jeffy gets more retarded & imbecilic as time passes on and has become more of a cash cow for SML now. Jeffy is also too selfish, provocative and self-centered for his own good.
- He was responsible for Logan's bastardizing in quality by writing over taking the spotlight over other characters and demonization because of his adult related jokes.
- He is always destroying shit and for no good reason.
- During 2016-18, he would often repeat the same lines over and over again such as "Why?", "I don't even know", "Why would you do that?", "I didn't have to!" and "I didn't like that!".
- Most of his recurring jokes aren't funny and rather cringeworthy, some of them include crapping his pants, spanking his diaper and him saying "uh uh!".
- Anytime Jeffy does anything bad, he gets away with it, and never learns his lesson. The irresponsible Rosalina in fact encourages him on this as a sign of bad parenting compared to Mario trying to be a better parent.
- He's shown to be unable to accept criticism, as whenever someone calls him a bad boy, he'll start crying and bang his head.
- He's a surprisingly good artist. He painted the Mona Lisa on an egg.
- He was a likable character in some SML movies like "Jeffy's Birthday Surprise", "The Candy Salesmen!" and "Jeffy Plays Minecraft" for example and was featured in good SML Movies/Shorts.
- He is more tolerable in the newer episodes as he doesn't repeat the same jokes and lines over and over again like he did in 2016-18 and can be aware of how asinine he is (although he is still a bad character all things considered).
- He has his funny moments, by meme or not.
- He can be reasonable out of his sheer idiocy like bullying bullies (e.g Bully Bill) shows some strength out of his cringeworthy, unfunny, dull appearance.
- In "Jeffy's Bike", Jeffy gives a homeless man his bike out of sympathy, which is very nice of him.
- He is surprisingly very strong as he is able to beat up Bully Bill, he is also strong while he is an infant, that is proven in "Baby Jeffy".