Jared Shapiro (The Powerpuff Girls (2016))

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Jared Shapiro (The Powerpuff Girls (2016))
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Cartoon Network, If you want to create a likable love interest for one of the main characters, he/she should have at least a personality or be well-written, or else something bad might happen with this guy..
Gender: Male
Type: Blossom’s Unnecessary Boyfriend
Age: 9-11
Species: Human
Portrayed by: Jake Goldman
Status: Alive
Media of Origin: The Powerpuff Girls (2016)

Jared Shapiro is a recurring character in the 2016 reboot of The Powerpuff Girls. He's Blossom's love interest and crush. He's infamous for his lack of personality and almost ruining the Brick x Blossom relationship but mostly because of his resemblance to writer & voice actor Jake Goldman leading to accusations of Jared being a romantic stand-in.

Why He Sucks

  1. Two words: Child Sexualization, He appears to be much older than Blossom as he's like 9-11 whilst Blossom is like 5-6.
  2. Their relationship with each other feels very forced, cringe-worthy, dull, bland, and creepy, Since as mentioned above, he's older than Blossom.
  3. Even though he's supposed to be an elementary school student, he looks more like a preteen or teenager.
  4. He's nothing but a satellite love interest who shows no personality traits except the fact that he's a nerd stereotype and a love interest of Blossom.
  5. His design is mediocre, it even loosely resembles Andrew Goldberg from Big Mouth.
  6. He was modeled after and voiced by series lead writer Jake Goldman. But, the interactions between the character and Blossom are no less creepy. Many accused Jared of being a self-insert of Goldman because of the character's design.

The Only Redeeming Qualities

  1. Him getting sick from the cookie Blossom offered him in "Never Been Blissed" is what he deserved.
  2. "APOLOGIZING IS AN EVEN BIGGER ACT OF WAR!"

Comments


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LeroyManTheFirst

12 months ago
Score 2
I'm pretty sure he was made as a joke.
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Anonymous user #1

12 months ago
Score 4 You
that picture made me sick.
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Anonymous user #1

11 months ago
Score 0 You
is jared goldman in LOVE with blossom?!
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Skyisgreyish

11 months ago
Score 2
No, he actually isn't, read bad quality no. 7. But I also don't like this character because he's very one dimensional. That's why I created this page.
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Anonymous user #1

11 months ago
Score 0 You
cuz he made a cartoon version of himself her crush
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Skyisgreyish

11 months ago
Score 0
No, he's modeled after Jake Goldman, but he isn't the self insert. He's actually created by Haley Mancini.
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Anonymous user #1

11 months ago
Score 0 You
(Going to 🤮) bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
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Anonymous user #1

11 months ago
Score 1 You
He is worse than Minoru Mineta
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Anonymous user #1

11 months ago
Score 1 You
Hooray, I found another pedophile named Jared. And this time, it's not a real person nor something Subway related. Jared Shapiro sucks.
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Anonymous user #1

10 months ago
Score 6 You
I don't think the Powerpuff Girls should have love interests AT ALL. If we go by their original personalities, they wouldn't be interested in ANYONE (I'm looking at you, Rule 34 artists).
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Jclem05

8 months ago
Score 3
SHOOT!!! Five-year-old girls aren't supposed to have crushes! Tweens and teens are!
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Jclem05

8 months ago
Score 3
EDIT: Five year old girls can have crushes in real life, but someone who created him must be a pedophile.
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Lesther110

7 months ago
Score 4
Considering one of the writers of the show is a pedophile. Let´s assume that Jared Shapiro was inspired by Jared Fogle.
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CoffiMill

6 months ago
Score 2
The fact that one of the writers is a pedophile, and is inspired by Jared Fogle now that you metioned i guess, it makes me uncomfortable
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Assemble3010

3 months ago
Score 1
Yeah, it makes me getting uncomfortable. And Jared Shapiro makes me fucked up. At least I now haven't watched this annoying show...
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KoopaLive64

21 days ago
Score 0
Good thing this sicko doesn’t appear that much anymore

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