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    Jake Oswalt (Life's a Zoo)

    Jake Oswalt
    "No matter what happens in my life, come hell or high water. You will never catch me kissing another guy, unless it's an accident, or if he looks a lot like a girl, like that guy I made out with in Thailand." SHUT UP!!!!
    Gender: Male
    Type: Mindless Pervert
    Species: Pig
    Portrayed by: Kurt Firla
    Status: Alive
    Media of origin: 'Life's a Zoo'


    Jake Oswalt is a Canadian pig who is one of the 7 contestants from the stop motion animated series Life's a Zoo.

    He is voiced by Kurt Firla.

    Why He's Intentionally a Bad Little Pig

    1. Jake is an egotistical, devious, and perverted asshole who is often delusional about his own grandeur.
    2. He constantly lusts after people, especially Minou as he often spies on her.
      • To add insult to injury, Minou suffers constant harassment from him as Jake spies on her while she showers, which is sexual harassment.
    3. He has an obsession with Minou and even thought they would have sex before the season ended.
    4. When he was trying to cheat his way into winning the weight loss challenge in "Live and Let Diet", he thought it was a good idea to get a liposuction. However, he didn't win the challenge.
    5. He constantly rolls his nipples, masturbates, and humps on national TV.
    6. How he joined Life's a Zoo was by accidentally walking into the audition trailer, mistaking it for a sperm bank.
    7. His character design is straight-up ugly, like most of the other characters.
    8. He's so much of an alpha bastard that he gives Drake a run for his money.
    9. Jake is shown to be a hypocrite in "Scared Shirtless" as he had all of the other contestants' vices, even though he told them not to use them.
    10. Jake constantly lies to the audience.
    11. In case if he didn't win the competition, he rigged the house to explode, which it did in the series finale. To make matters worse, there was nothing he could do about it.

    Intentional Redeeming Qualities

    1. Judging by how he acts in the show, it is very clear that he is meant to be hated.
    2. Kurt Firla does a great job voicing him.

    Trivia

    • Jake is the shortest contestant on Life's a Zoo.
    • He was the first contestant to be eliminated in the first season and the runner-up in the second season, or at least until Chi-Chi forfeited her prize to him.
    • He and Rico are the only contestants Chi-Chi never had sex with.
    • After the show ended, Jake became Ray's servant in the rebuilt mansion.

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