Jack and Jill Sadelstein

Jack and Jill Sadelstein "Dunkaccino?" Gender: Female Male Age: 45 Species: Human Portrayed by: Adam Sandler Status: Alive Media of Origin: Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill Sadelstein are the main protagonists of the 2011 10-time Razzie Award-winning comedy film, Jack and Jill. They are a pair of fraternal twins that are both portrayed by Adam Sandler.

Why They Suck

Overall

1. They are extremely unlikable, poorly-written, and insufferable protagonists.
2. Adam Sandler does a terrible performance as both of them and it practically, and nearly, ruined his comedic career.
3. They have many unfunny moments on-screen, whether they’re together or not.
4. Even when the film tries to make us sympathize with them, it’s really hard to due to them both being shown as either rude or unsympathetic.

Jill Sadelstein

1. Her voice is annoying, ear-piercing, and can get on your nerves quite easily and quickly.
2. Some of her dialogue is also just plain ridiculous, like the infamously disgusting line, “I gotta go make some chocolate squirities!”.
3. She’s shown to be very selfish at times.
4. Her appearance is very ugly and all you can see is Adam Sandler in drag.
5. She treats her twin brother, Jack, horribly most of the time.
6. She’s very whiny and will lose her temper over the simplest things, as shown at the Thanksgiving dinner scene.
7. Much similar to Bud and Doyle, she’s extremely loud, obnoxious, and somewhat even childish.
8. Her personality is very flat, undeveloped, and one-dimensional.

Jack Sadelstein

1. During the beginning of the film, he treats his sister horribly like we’re supposed to feel bad for him when he’s almost as unlikable as her.
2. He’s a bad influence on his own children.
3. His personality is not much better than his sister’s.
4. He used his own sister to make her date Al Pacino just for a Dunkin’ Donuts commercial.
5. He’s a poor representation of the stereotypical “mature twin/sibling” but he just comes off as loathsome.
6. He’s shown to be a real jerk (especially to his sister) throughout most of the movie and he can be quite aware of that.

Redeeming Qualities

Overall

1. They actually are nice and care about people.

Jill Sadelstein

1. Some people still root for this character despite her flaws.

Jack Sadelstein

1. There were some times where he was right to yell at Jill such as when she was speaking loud in the cinema.
2. He is sometimes nice to Jill.
3. He is a very loving father and husband.
4. At least he doesn't have a horrible voice. In fact, his voice is quite nice.

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