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    Gord Brody (Freddy Got Fingered)

    "Don't let your kids watch it!" - Robbie Rotten

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    Gord Brody (Freddy Got Fingered)
    "Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?"
    Gender: Male
    Type: Sociopathic Cartoonist
    Age: 28
    Species: Human
    Portrayed by: Tom Green
    Status: Alive
    Media of origin: Freddy Got Fingered


    Gordon "Gord" Brody is the main anti-hero of the universally panned 2001 American surreal black comedy film Freddy Got Fingered. He is a 28-year-old slacker who lives in his dad's basement and was portrayed by Canadian actor-comedian Tom Green, who directed said film.

    Why He (Intentionally?) Can't Change the Channel

    Note: Since Tom Green won a Razzie Award, it's possible to say that he, along with the film itself, are intentionally bad.

    1. His character is an embarrassment in Tom Green's career, ranging from the universally embarrassing actions Gord makes to his horrible hammy acting by his portrayal of acting like a degenerative manchild with a sociopathic streak.
    2. He has a complete lack of respect for animals, adding on top of highly disturbing fetishes, like zoophilia.
      • He skinned a dead deer to "get inside it" (which makes him an animal abuser), played with a horse's penis while saying "Look at me Daddy, I'm a farmer!", and did the same to an elephant in front of his dad, which got tons of elephant jizz all over his dad.
    3. He is also an incredibly lewd and perverted person who has no respect for personal boundaries or personal health for that matter.
      • Making a lewd face while licking the blood off of his friend's knee when he sprung his knee from skateboarding.
      • Dry humping a man waiting in line at the bank.
    4. During baby delivery, he bites off the cord of a woman and swings it around for fun. What makes it worse is that he also tapped the umbilical cord of a woman's body to his belly, which he did before his girlfriend Betty offered to give Gord a blow job! Nice one, Gordon.
    5. He counts as a sadistic horndog since he willingly smacked his crippled girlfriend Betty's legs with a crane as a masochistic idea of hers, and he got sexual pleasure from doing just that.
    6. The cartoons he drew are crummily animated, despite some of the drawings being well done. He also provided some bad voicing to the cartoons he drew by squealing his lines out.
    7. He acts completely childish and immature towards others throughout the film, and he does it in a self-centered, obnoxious, and idiotic way. Such examples include him cussing out an elderly pedestrian on his way to Hollywood to get out of the way while calling that driver an "asshole", and accusing his father of incestual rape while vandalizing a wall of a therapy room.
    8. He has an annoying habit of repeating the same quotes or lines of dialogue twice, but sometimes more than twice while thinking he's amusing everyone when in reality, he's only amusing himself. (e.g., "You hear the funny sounds? You hear the funny sounds? It's my hooves! It's my hooves!")
    9. Despite having Freddy in the movie title, the movie just focuses on Gord and his immature jokes.
    10. He badly mistreats his father, Jim Brody. All his dad wants Gord to do is to stop being a slacker, move out of the house, and get himself a job, and despite his dad having some anger issues, Gord actively chooses to annoy him by acting insane and arrogant with his "sausages" song with the poor excuse of him using strings on hot dog sausages with steak to his ears being "creative", and wearing his dad's scuba gear for no reason, he even continues being a nuisance to his dad after his dad lashes anger at him and tries to get him to think straight.
      • He even told his dad to shut up for saying his girlfriend is crippled, and he proceeds to cause chaos at a fancy restaurant by getting a water hose and standing on top of a table, using a violin to then break it, and throwing a bunch of bottles at him (which hits a kid by the way!), which he did to spite his dad.
      • He also went so far as putting him to sleep with a tranquilizer in the dark and making him (and his house) shipped to Pakistan (which warranted Jim wanting to chase Gord).
    11. He is also a shameless liar with no regard for who he is hurting with the lies he makes. He always manipulates his dad, getting him to think and believe Gord will get a job and move out of the basement, but keeps lying to him and deceiving him every single time, which can make Gord quite fraudulent in the fact he lies to his dad and his girlfriend Betty about getting a job, as he pretended to be a raging telemarketer from a computer industry with a fake phone and a tape recorder, which he did by yelling in the restaurant while dating his crippled girlfriend, resulting in his dad getting angry at Gord for lying to both of them for being a fraud (this was before he gets loud by using a violin, using a water hose to spray water at his dad and throwing bottles everywhere).
    12. He counts as a troublemaker and a menace to society since he constantly terrorizes and messes with everyone around him, and he is also incredibly destructive and has a habit of damaging property thanks to his idiocy, such examples include him charging into a bunch of people while he was skateboarding to mess with the security guards and destroying his father's boat.

    Redeeming Qualities

    1. "Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sau-sa-ges?"
    2. He loves his mother and girlfriend very much.
    3. He is an excellent cartoonist, at least as his drawing skills are concerned.
      • At the same time, he is ambitious, despite everyone looking down on his ideas.
    4. He is also highly skilled at skateboarding.
    5. He reconciled with his father and finally won the love and respect he wanted to earn from him.
      • With that said, despite being obnoxiously stupid most of the time, he has shown to be somewhat sympathetic at times, especially when he does get his comeuppance for his idiocy from time to time, albeit physically from his father and more, just enough to make him somewhat redeemable and less obnoxious as a character.

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