Golly Gopher

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Golly Gopher
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"YOU CALL THIS LIGHTLY TOASTED?!?!?!"
Gender: Male
Species: Gopher
Portrayed by: Paul Reubens
Carlos Alazraqui
Status: Alive
Media of Origin: 'Re-Animated
Out of Jimmy's Head'


Golly Gopher is a cartoon gopher from Re-Animated and Out of Jimmy's Head. He first appears at the beginning of the movie, Re-Animated, on The TV screen on a cartoon, A Hero in Training. Before Out of Jimmy's Head premiered, he got into a bad start in one of the absolute worst things that Cartoon Network has ever done, Re-Animated. Ever since then, he's become one of the most hated Cartoon Network characters.

Why He Sucks

  1. He's a manipulative, egotistical, narcissistic jerk who has little to no empathy for others. For example, he uses Jimmy in order to become a star again once he becomes immensely popular.
  2. In fact, he can be best described as a rip-off of Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny.
  3. He never takes no for an answer, as he angrily shouts at Jimmy that he made him who he is, he doesn't care what he wants, and that he can't say no to him, while ranting and raving like a lunatic. If Sonny Appleday is the main antagonist of Out of Jimmy's Head, then he's the true main antagonist of Re-Animated!
  4. He pushes his best friend, Crocco, around in an episode of Out of Jimmy's Head, but thankfully it's a flashback.
  5. He wastes the talents of Paul Ruebens in Re-Animated.
  6. Golly gets worse when he sees his reputation being shattered.
  7. He gives Jimmy the worst advice ever in Re-Animated.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. He at least apologizes for his actions.
  2. He's much more likeable in Out of Jimmy's Head and in an animated short, A Hero in Training.
  3. "YOU CALL THIS LIGHTLY TOASTED?!"
  4. His design is admittedly cute.

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