Dean Cuizeen (Turbo F.A.S.T)

Dean Cuizeen Netflix's former Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants wannabe three years before one greedy pig came along. Gender: Male Type: Greedy Business Man Species: Human Portrayed by: Jess Harrell Status: Alive Media of origin: Turbo F.A.S.T

Dean Cuizeen is one of the villains in the 2013-2016 American flash-animated web television series Turbo Fast. He's the owner of Chez Fajita and a chef celebrity in Beverly Hills. He was voiced by Jess Harrell.

Why He Sucks

1. He's known for being a copycat of Dos Bros Tacos due to the fact that he copies Tito's secret seasoning recipe and the F.A.S.T crew with his snail group, F.A.J.I.T.A.
2. He's a stereotypical greedy businessman who wants to ruin the protagonists' reputation much like Big Tex, another Mr. Krabs wannabe.
3. He has committed animal cruelty, particularly when he steals centipedes and chickens to the point where he turned one of them into a chickpea and planning to do it on the Fast crew in "Beware the Chickipede".
4. He believes that he has full control over Tito and the FAST crew, like in "Beat-A Fajita".
5. He's usually unfair at times he once says that when Tito's F.A.S.T crew wins, then he could give Tito a five-dollar gift card to Chez Fajita, but when Dean wins, he would bulldoze Dos Bro Tacos.
6. He's a cash cow lair to everyone as seen in "Beat-A Fajita" as he calls himself a celebrity chef; yet he stole secret recipes from other chefs and is a terrible cook as seen in his stats.
7. He thinks that tacos are much classier and prizeier when other taco stands in real life have much cheaper prices for their tacos.
8. While his design was good, his half-human and half-chicken appearance in "Beware the Chickipede" can be very creepy for some people.
9. He could be easily compared to Big Tex, which came out three years after both "Beat-a-Fajita" and "Beware the Chickipede", the two are greedy businessmen, and the two are rivals to the main characters' business (Dos Bros Tacos and Thunderstruck Trucking), the two are cash cow lairs, the two has friends who rival the main protagonists (the FAJITA crew and Tex Jr), the two are single men and the two often violate workers' rights and are animal abusers in both shows they appeared in. The only difference is that Dean has six snails and Big Tex has a son.
10. He only cares about the fame he has rather than everything else including the Fast crew.

Redeeming Qualities

1. His design was good, despite his half-human half-chicken appearance being creepy.
2. At least he got a lot of karma in two episodes that he appeared in. His snail group loses the race and getting his food limo destroyed by Fusion's powerful shell in "Beat-a-FAJITA" and being turned into a half-human/chicken hybrid in "Beware the Chickipede".
3. His voice actor, Jess Harrell, does a pretty good job voicing him.
4. He only appeared in two episodes of season one and didn't return for the last two seasons of the show.

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