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Dark Bowser
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Behold, The WORST CHARACTER EVER IN HISTORY!!!!! 😡🤬😡🤬😡😡🤬
Gender: Male
Type: Darker and HORRIBLE Tyrannical Dragon
Species: Turtle-like-Koopa
Status: Deceased
Media of origin: Mario & Luigi

Dark Bowser is the WORST CHARACTER EVER in EVERYWHERE who first appeared in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Why He's INFINITELY Loathsome and Why He FUCKING SUCKS HUGE TIME

  1. He is A RUDE ASSHOLE, enough said
  2. He is a villain
  3. He gets grounded all the time
  4. He tried to DESTROY the Mushroom Kingdom
  5. He rapped orders at a restaurant
  6. He caused the Coronavirus and COPPA to exist
  7. He killed MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
  8. LOTS AND LOTS OF PEOPLE hate him
  9. He caused human existence to go extinct
  10. He sends grounded threats to people
  11. He spawned MILLIONS OF CLONES on Fantendo
  12. He likes Chuck E Cheese's. WHY!?!?
  13. He created North Korea
  14. He caused The Great Depression
  15. He misbehaved on Black Friday
  16. He ruined Christmas
  17. He is worse than Hitler
  18. He can't handle criticism
  19. He hates me for stupid reasons
  20. He was the reason why the Blue Whale Challenge exists
  21. He caused ENDLESS wildfires
  22. He ate my Doritos.
  23. He likes girly shows
    • yes, he likes girly shows, let that sink in
  24. He committed war crimes.
  25. He started WWI and WWII.
  26. He hates everything I like.
  27. He fucked my mother last night.
  28. He bullied Ash's Pikachu and threw him in the trash.
  29. He stole Kirby's cake and ate it infront of him to the point where he made Kirby cry.
  30. He plays as Ness and spams PK Fire in Super Smash Bros' Online Gameplay mode.
  31. He watches niche audience shows, mainly Peppa Pig and Caillou. WHY?!?!
  32. He says Mario, Sonic, Mega Man, Pac-Man, Alex Kidd and Crash Bandicoot are the worst gaming icons. WHAT THE HELL, DARK BOWSER???
  33. He was responsible for creating the Pauline Spirit Battle.
  34. He created homework.
  35. He made a video where he VANDALIZED ALL PAGES ON ALL WIKIS OF QUALITIPEDIA and replaced all text with "LOL HAHAHA"

Redeeming Qualities

LEGITIMATELY NONE WHATSOEVER LOL!!!

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