Dan (Fuck Mr. Hatcher)

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Dan (Fuck Mr. Hatcher)
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"Want me to suck you off?"
Gender: Male
Type: Sex-hungry, Overly Kinky and a Idiotic Lunatic
Age: TBA
Species: Human
Media of origin: Fuck Mr Hatcher


Dan is the main character who first appeared in the infamous game called "Fuck Mr Hatcher". Later, the game itself became popular because of GameGrumps.

However, there are still more videos on YouTube that displays the kinky fetish-induced adventures and misadventures Dan gets himself into, because of how much infamy it got.

Why He Sucks

  1. He's an incredibly perverted and overly erotic creep that continually harrases Mr. Hatcher in a needlessly sexual manner and you are even able to make him squeeze Hatcher's balls as well. Dan even causes Mr. Hatcher to become a pedophile as a result.
    • Not only did he get his cat to lick off his penis, but he also had oral sex with his pet bird! This form of bestiality makes him out to be a mindless zoophile.
  2. Gross-out Behavior: Much like Fleabag Monkeyface, he does plenty of disgusting things that make himself seem undignified and filthy to an extreme extent.
  3. His voice sounds very bland and lifeless, this is because of how much his voice has no emotion to it.
  4. Also, his voice gets very obnoxious and irritating at some point.
  5. A lot of his screaming is downright awful and grating to hear.
  6. He became worse in the sequel, rather than assaulting or flirting with Mr. Hatcher, he keeps playing with his penis, making it show to the point where most audiences end up barfing because of his endless stupidity and lack of human decency.
    • He even killed his pet Uppity-Loo for absolutely no good reason.
  7. In Foreskin Fun with Dan, he gets even kinkier, cruder and a lot more disgusting than before. As he gets his psychotic mom to wipe him after Dan takes an automatic dump in his pants and he even tried to attach his dick to the edge of a window to fall outside like Disney's Rapunzel which made his foreskin ripped all the way off, making him look childishly creepy and extremely disturbing to the point that it can make you feel rather uneasy.
    • Much like King Star King, Dan seems to enjoy anything embarrassing/awkward/painful happening to him and most of his antics tend to be masochistic, which reaches the point that he can be viewed as a childish masochist with a brainless streak.
  8. Dan is shown to be a very rude, stupid, reckless, insane, destructive, and immature person that makes him act like he hasn't been educated well at all. From having a lack of thought for what he does to the senseless things he does, it all makes him look like an intellectually challenged weirdo.
  9. He keeps a journal that shares the many childish and moronic things he did throughout his lifetime, it's more often facepalm-worthy than ludicrous.
  10. To make matters worse, his idiocy and lunacy never come off as genuinely funny, endearing, or entertaining, but rather unnatural, uncomfortable, disturbingly kinky, downright demented, sometimes laughable and above all else, extremely cringeworthy.
  11. He has a very unappealing character design, as he looks more like a creepy dork than someone endearing.
    • As such, his smile can look very creepy at times.
  12. He has little to no character development, making him have no depth.
  13. He does a horrible job at being a decent human being because of how lifeless and soulless he seems to be.
  14. His music video "Mr.Hatcher In Submission", felt like a somewhat half-assed story about Dan realizing the mistakes he made with his sexual desires over Mr. Hatcher, which fails to create any 'emotional' impact on his character aside from being supposedly remorseful.
  15. He went from being an average calm but horny teenager and has formed into an even more immature, ignorant, terribly educated 'plus-minus' harebrained character with no charm and likability to him whatsoever.

The Only Redeeming Quality

  1. Despite being naive or horny sometimes, he was a better character in the first game since you did actually have the option to make him think before he acts in a rather naive way, even if the game's writing makes him do sexual or awkward things by default.

Videos (NSFW)


WARNING: Some inappropiate imagery is displayed in some scenes throughout this following video.

Trivia

  • He keeps a journal to write down his thoughts and what happens in his everyday life.
  • He has a parrot.

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