Burnie (ToonMarty)

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Burnie (ToonMarty)
TM cast Burnie.jpg
Someone burn this guy down.
Gender: Male
Type: Fat Friend
Age: 'Unknown'
Species: Superhuman
Portrayed by: Mike Patterson
Status: Alive
Media of origin: ToonMarty


Burnie is the deuteragonist of the short-lived 2017 Teletoon animated series, ToonMarty. He is Marty's best friend who has a rivalry with Holly. He was voiced by Mike Patterson.

Why He Sucks

  1. His design is really ugly, even for Teletoon standards.
  2. He is a very toxic friend to Marty. Notably, he treats him like dirt to that point that it makes him look like a sociopath who only pretends to be Marty's best friend.
  3. His voice is irritating and sounds terrible, to the point where it could give Bendy's voice a run for its money.
  4. In "Candy Cute," he rummages through Suki's pockets, which is illegal.
  5. Hypocrisy: In "ToonScout Marty," he calls Marty whiny for crying over losing his badges, yet he has also acted immature like this in an earlier episode.
  6. He stabs Marty in the back in "Chicken Fricassee" by turning against him and calling him a monster.
  7. He's so stupid to the point where he can't tell it's his best friend singing their song without his hat.
  8. In "The Hat Makes the Toon," he has the police arrest Holly just because she's annoying.
  9. He is a ripoff of Patrick Star as they're both fat characters who happen to be best friends with the main character, except with none of Patrick's likability, intelligence and charm.
  10. We're supposed to feel bad for him when Marty ends their friendship, but instead, he's doing the right thing.
  11. In one episode, he kills Holly, who thankfully resets in the end.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. He does have moments where we feel bad for him, like when the town made fun of him for having a bad haircut.
  2. He was completely in the right to scold Marty for exploding at Blub and yelling at him to go home.