Bluster Kong (Donkey Kong Country)

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Bluster Kong (Donkey Kong Country)
Bluster kong.jpg
"Man, it hurts to be this hip"
Gender: Male
Type: Rejected DK OC
Species: Kong
Portrayed by: Donald Burda
Status: Alive
Media of Origin: 'Donkey Kong Country (TV Show)'


Bluster Kong is one of the characters exclusive to the Donkey Kong Country animated series.

Why He Sucks

  1. Bluster's design looks like a fanmade Donkey Kong character on Deviantart.
  2. Often, Bluster's attempts to impress Candy or help one of the other Kongs leads to more harm than good.
  3. Bluster is portrayed as a rich stereotype; arrogant, rude, snooty, and selfish.
  4. He looks like a replacement for Swanky Kong.
  5. He along with Eddie the Yeti are if not, the worst characters of the show.
  6. He is a huge jerk towards Donkey Kong.
  7. Just like Cool Cat, he is a Gary Stu as well and doesn’t get punished for his actions most of the time.
  8. He prevents Candy Kong from helping Donkey Kong grow his hair back by wasting the hair growth formula in the jungle by spilling it.
  9. One time, he stole the Crystal Coconut just so he can become future ruler of Congo Bongo to impress Candy, this would make him feel more like a villain than a hero.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. He and Eddie never appeared in the video games.
  2. He sometimes shows his softer side at times.
  3. His "Man, it hurts to be this hip" became a meme.
  4. Some of his songs are decent.