Meowth (Pokémon) (JOKE)

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Meowth is a Normal-type Pokemon who is a member of Team Rocket. He is the first Pokemon in the

Why He Sucks

1. To get the elephant out of the room, he's an asshole!
2. He hates Serena's short hair.
   • He even went as far as to send death threats to her after her haircut.
3. He threatened to kill Pikachu because he lost a game of Monopoly to him.
4. His infamous "Ash abuses his Pokemon" rumor.
5. He urinated in James' mouth while he was sleeping.
6. Unlike the other Rocket Team members, Meowth isn't as responsible.
   • He even blames his teammates for his faults.
7. He thinks Misty is a prostitute, even though she's 10 years old.
8. At Brock's birthday party, he was twerking in a Playboy bunny outfit!
9. His voice is very annoying.
10. He's a devil worshipper.
11. Most of his jokes are about tragedies, such as 9/11 and The Holocaust.
12. Before he became a member of the Rocket Team, he was a drug dealer.
13. He thinks the coronavirus is fake.
14. Come on, man. Give the goblin some gold. You have gold on your head and you're bragging about it!
15. WHY THE FUCK WASN'T HE REPLACED BY COCONUTS?!

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