Meowth (Pokémon) (JOKE)
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Note: This is a joke page, so please, don't take it seriously.
Meowth is a Normal-type Pokemon who is a member of Team Rocket. He is the first Pokemon in the
Why He Sucks
- To get the elephant out of the room, he's an asshole!
- He hates Serena's short hair.
- He even went as far as to send death threats to her after her haircut.
- He threatened to kill Pikachu because he lost a game of Monopoly to him.
- His infamous "Ash abuses his Pokemon" rumor.
- He urinated in James' mouth while he was sleeping.
- Unlike the other Rocket Team members, Meowth isn't as responsible.
- He even blames his teammates for his faults.
- He thinks Misty is a prostitute, even though she's 10 years old.
- At Brock's birthday party, he was twerking in a Playboy bunny outfit!
- His voice is very annoying.
- He's a devil worshipper.
- Most of his jokes are about tragedies, such as 9/11 and The Holocaust.
- Before he became a member of the Rocket Team, he was a drug dealer.
- He thinks the coronavirus is fake.
- Come on, man. Give the goblin some gold. You have gold on your head and you're bragging about it!
- WHY THE FUCK WASN'T HE REPLACED BY COCONUTS?!