Konata Izumi (Lucky Star) (JOKE PAGE)

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Konata Izumi (Lucky Star) (JOKE PAGE)
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"I'm sexy" yeah right...
Gender: (Fe)male
Type: Perverted Teenager
Age: 17-18
Species: Human
Portrayed by: Aya Hirano (Japanese); Wendee Lee (English)
Status: Deceased Goddammit
Media of Origin: 'Raki Suta (Lucky Star)'



Konata Izumi (泉 こなた Izumi Konata) is one of the main characters of the Lucky Star series She is the leader of the Lucky Star crew and the daughter of Sojiro Izumi and Kanata Izumi who lives in her house in Saitama prefecture near Tokyo. Nicknamed "Kona-chan" by Tsukasa Hiiragi, she is an eccentric but friendly person.

Konata lives with her father Sojiro Izumi; her mother, Kanata Izumi, died shortly after she was born. When she graduated to 10th grade (In Japan: 1st grade of High School) and made it into Ryōō High School, she met Tsukasa Hiiragi, Kagami Hiiragi, and Miyuki Takara. In order to fund her interests, Konata had a part-time job at a cosplay cafe in Akihabara where she cosplays as Haruhi from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.


Why She Sucks (Ass)

  1. Don't let her bio fool you. She's lewd, mean, and disgusting.
  2. She's lazy.
  3. She sexually harasses Miyuki Takara
  4. She's perverted for her age:
    • she sent a nude photo of Miyuki to Minoru Shiraishi (character).
    • She raped Tsukasa Hiiragi.
    • She recorded Akira Kogami using a dildo.
    • She had sex with Nanoko Kuroi (her teacher, which is pedophilia), Kagami Hiiragi, Tsukasa Hiiragi, Miyuki Takara, aforementioned character Akira Kogami, Minoru Shiraishi (character, not the actor), Minami Iwasaki, Patricia Martin, and others.
  5. SHE WATCHES PORNO ON TELEVISION!
  6. How the f*ck did she graduate from High School, even though she's lazy?
  7. She makes mean jokes about Kagami (Hiiragi).
  8. She engaged in a threesome.
  9. She's lewd.
  10. She farted on Misao's face while she was sleeping
  11. She b*tch-slapped Kogami in the face.
  12. She threatened to kill Akira.
  13. In episode 25, she flipped off the camera.
  14. She made a sh*tty spin-off of Lucky Star titled The Konata Izumi Show.
    • It is much more inappropriate than Lucky Star.
    • In episode 3 where she re-introduced Miyuki Takara, she acted like a pervert towards Miyuki.
  15. FUK DAT WHOR! FUK DAT WHOR! FUK DAT WHOR! FUK DAT WHOR! FUK DAT WHOR! FUK DAT WHOR! FUK DAT WHOR! FUK DAT A** LICCING WHOR!!!!!!!1111
  16. No redeeming qualities.
  17. Like Pico, and Panty Anarachy, she's obsessed with sex.
  18. She slacks off on her schoolwork.
  19. She worse than a Scubbus!
  20. She threw a Transformer action figure at her cousin Yui to the point where it pissed her off.
  21. She threw her plate of vegetables on the ground all because she wanted pizza and sweet dessert.

Redeeming Qualities

SHE HAS NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!111111!!!!1111

Categories

Lewd b*tches

teens

Japan

B*tches

Ugly B*tches

A**holes

Pervs

Mature

Unholy b*tches (kinda f*cked up, but whatever)

Criminals

japanimation

Adultz

Characters who had sex before

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Trivia and other sh*t

  1. The censored word in Reason 19 is Succubus.
  2. Episode 25, for those who have not heard of Lucky Star, does not exist in Lucky Star, as Lucky Star only has 24 episodes, that's the joke in Reason 13.
  3. The creator of the page actually regrets making reason 19, it's really f*cked up, but don't delete it.
  4. This is the first joke page created by user Jclem05 (me), The second blog post on Loathsome Characters Wiki created by the aforementioned user, and the eighth blog overall by said user, Jclem05, right after Since TTVSW Problably Isn't as Active as This Wiki, I Might as Well Post My Song Here, Too, created on Febuary 1st, 2021.
  5. I, Jclem05, actually like Konata Izumi.
  6. Error: In a previous revision, Trivia Pointer number two said "Episode 25, for those who have not heard of Lucky Star, does not exist in Lucky Star, that's the joke in Reason 10", when Reason 10 is user KirbyHamtaroGal's reason. This is due to me not counting the pointers correctly.
  7. In an older revision, I said that you could make a joke about *Cough cough* Lucifer *Cough cough* but deleted that part, due to the possibility of offending christians and other people who strongly believe in religion. You are still able to see that revision, however.
    • That's why I said in the revision after that to not see the previous revision.
  8. Another Error KirbyHamtaro's reason was originally the ninth reason, but I added the reason "Don't Let her bio fool you" thus making every reason change numbers. One revision basically said that KirbyHamtaroGal's reason was always reason 10, and a more recent revision said that I added "She engaged in a threesome" between "She's lewd" and KirbyHamtaroGal's revision.
  9. She died yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!1!!11!!!111!!1!


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Jclem05

2 months ago
Score 3
My first joke page, sorry if it's kinda lame.
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Jclem05

2 months ago
Score 3
Can anybody make it better.
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SuperStreetKombat

2 months ago
Score 2
Since this is a joke page, I think it's fine the way it is.
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Jclem05

2 months ago
Score 3
I meant make it funnier.
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Jclem05

2 months ago
Score 2
Don't delete the page. The deletion tag is to make it funnier.
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Fantajia

2 months ago
Score 1
It's pretty funny

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