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Harry and the His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs

• Make it nothing like the books.
• The show has jokes so cringey, you feel like you're going to throw up.
• Make Harry a whiny brat and a Gary Stu.
• Have Harry be voiced by Thomas Anders.
• All of Harry's toy dinosaurs look identical with their only differences being their colors. Also don't have the names of real dinosaur species ever be mentioned.

Sesame Street

• Have it air on Adult Swim.
• The theme song is sung by KidzBop.
• Have the cast of Drawn Together work on it.
• The show is a ripoff of SuperMarioLogan's videos.
• The show relies on offensive humor to the point that it makes shows like South Park and Family Guy seem child friendly in comparison.
• Have it filmed with a shaky, low-quality camera.
• All of the Muppets resemble the ones in the photos to the right.
  • They also have very annoying voices.
• No educational value.
• Add a Wheel of Morality at the end of each episode, but all of the morals are edgy and offensive messages such as "Drugs are cool", "Bullying is fun", "Vaccines cause autism", "Liberalism is a mental disorder", "9/11 was an inside job", "Hitler did nothing wrong", "Don't you demonstrate around the Kajun Klux Klan", "Suicide is an option", etc.
• Have Mooba/Googel, Narf, Groogel/Phoebe and Mel in all the episodes.
• Elmo's World talks about topics such as poop, swearing, murdering spree, etc.
• The Elmo's World theme song is sung to the tune of "Baby Shark".
• Ernie and Bert are homophobic stereotypes and they die of AIDS in Season 20. (but they aren't gay in the good version)
• Oscar doesn't appear at all, and is replaced with a very ugly rat named Whisker.
• Episode 4029 isn't banned and it becomes the most frequently aired episode worldwide.
• Have bullying in all the episodes, just like the banned episode, Episode 4029.
• Zoe, Prairie Dawn, and Abby Cadabby are sexist stereotypes.
• Rosita has a vehement hatred of white people and she calls them gringos. She gets deported in season 40.
• Cookie Monster dies of diabetes by season 30.
• End the show after 50 seasons (on a sour note).
• The reason why Grover has an annoying, high-pitched voice is because he does drugs.
• Add a Muppet who is basically a Barney ripoff.
• The cast of Tomorrow's Pioneers appear as characters.
• Big Bird's appearance is similar to an ugly ostrich.
• Julia acts like a Jeffy clone, therefore she's an ableist stereotype.
• Count von Count is a sociopathic mass murderer.
• Snuffy is anthropomorphic.
• Make the Monsters creepy.
• Make the monsters kill the characters instead of being genuinely nice, considerate and inquisitive.
• The Wicked Witch appears in every episode.
• The Twiddlebugs are replaced with fly swarms.
• The show is notorious for copyright infringement.
• Add a controversial episode dedicated to everybody talking about religion.
• Replace the guests with controversial people (criminals, politicians, YouTubers, etc).
  • Including actors playing the dead people (eg Adolf Hitler, Ted Bundy, Osama bin Laden).
• The creators of the show constantly get into controversy (for obvious reasons), except they keep suing the accusers and nothing happens.
• No Bert and Ernie sketches at all in the pre-2009 episodes.
• Turn Abby Cadabby into an evil witch.

VeggieTales

• Have the show created in 2019 and fill it with 2019 trends that died shortly after.
• One character dies every episode.
• Make it a spinoff of Sausage Party.
• Junior is a crybaby and is a spoiled brat a la Caillou. Also, change his name to Willie, and make him voiced by Lizzie Waterworth (using her Horrid Henry voice)
• The characters' eyes sparkle.
• It is animate in crappy flash animation.
• Larry is named Benny and Bob is named Robert.
• Rename the show to “The Adventures of Robert and Benny”.
• The theme song is sung by a man who sounds like a dying cat.
• No educational value, and no Christian messages.
• This show was made to teach kids bad things and to hate God and make him think that he does not exist.
• Have it air on Nickelodeon for 5 days before it (illegally) airs on [adult swim].
• Make the Veggies puppets look cheaply made and turn them into poorly rendered CGI characters when they get really angry.
  • And there are also live action backgrounds.
• Every episode ends with Bob and Larry Robert and Benny going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby play.
• LarryBoy is named “Super Benny”.
• Take out funny stuff and replace with stock footage of children throwing temper tantrums.
• Instead of saying “God made you special, and he loves you very much” have them say "Everything can be the way you want it.”, "The complainer is always wrong", "God is the stupidest person on Earth", "The Beatles are better than Jesus", "It's okay to take things without asking.", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects with your hands.", "Exercise is bad.", and "Bullying builds character".
• Everyone is voiced by either Rob Paulsen (using the Bubsy, Toodles, and Coconut Fred voices), Sue Rose (using her Angela Anaconda voice), Kristen Bone (using her Maggie voice), John Stocker (using his Oogtar voice), Jaclyn Linetsky (using her Caillou voice), Alex Doduk (using his Jimmy voice), Alex Karzis (using his Ledge voice), Jeff Bennett (using his Dorkus Aurelius voice), Nicole Oliver (using her Kirsten McBradden voice), Maria Darling (using her Roary the Racing Car voice), Charlie Sheen (using his Dex Dogtective voice), and Matt Hill (using his Ironhide voice).
• Mr. Nezzer is named Mr. Mark.
• The end credits include "BUY OUR MERCHANDISE OR DIE!"
• The Pirates who don't do anything are called "Stupid Silly Poopy Pirates".
• Mr. Lunt is an amnesiac rat named Stoney and he talks in a voice a la Horat from the Nutshack.
• The Silly Songs with Larry segments are called "Benny's Boring Songs"
• Way too much toilet humor.
• Put in annoying musical numbers that teach people to be rude, selfish, spoiled, etc.
• Archibald is a '60s music fanboy whose catchphrase is "Screw Jesus and praise The Beatles!".
• Play The Hairbrush Song every other episode! (It would get annoying after a while.)
• The Hairbrush Song is nothing but Larry saying "Hairbrush" over and over while Whip It by Devo plays in the background.
• One word, cannibalism.
• Laura Carrot is a teenage girl who is a controlling bitch.
• Female screams are constantly heard.
• And Knuckles. Because...well, because.
• Laura Carrot appears in EVERY episode, no matter what, and gets more screentime than anyone else.
• Larry/Benny dabs every once in a while. (if he has hands).
• It gets a crossover with Dora the Explorer.
• Khalil appears in all episodes and his appearances are similar to how he appeared in the bad version of Jonah.
• Add a marijuana character that gets the most screentime.

How to ruin the episodes!

• In “Tales from the Crisper” Junior/Willie gets eaten by Frankencelery, and make Frankencelery scare the viewers at the end of the episode.
• In "Daniel and the Lion's Den", Daniel/Benny gets eaten by lions with rabies. (Oh, that reminds me of something!)
• In “The Grapes of Wrath” from God Wants Me to Forgive Them?!?, instead of forgiving the Grapes, Junior/Willie gets mad and beats them up. Also, the Grapes of Wrath turn out to be cherry bombs created by Bart Simpson.
• In “Larry’s Lagoon” everyone goes hungry, and they try to find food on the island (and at one point, Bob/Robert tries to eat Larry/Benny and the asparaguses), but they fail to do so, and Bob/Robert, Larry/Benny, and the asparaguses starve to death as a result, yet they're alive and well in the next episode
• Rename Rack, Shack, and Benny to "Rack, Shack, And Larry". And in it, Rack/Robert, Shack/Willie, and Larry/Benny burn to death in the furnace and Mr. Nezzer/Mark eats them (About that part, that's cannibalism.), yet they're alive and well in the next episode. Also, wipe the original controversial Bunny Song from existence.
• In “Larry-Boy/Super Benny and the Fib from Outer Space”, the Fib is a pile of poop with undigested corn. The Fib also farts every 6 seconds.
• "Lyle The Kindly Viking" is renamed "Sven Needs to Go!" and the plot is all about Sven/Benny having to use the bathroom and him singing about it, similar to Nina Needs to Go. But unlike the show, he wets himself at the end.
• Make "Esther, The Girl Who Became Queen" a ripoff of every single Disney Princess film in existence at the time.
• In "Larry-Boy/Super Benny and the Rumor Weed", the Rumor Weed is replaced by Britney Spears and taunts people by singing parodies of her songs about gossip.
• In The Wonderful World of Autotainment, the characters appear in a future made of the brightest colors in the spectrum a la The Problem Solverz. And there is a scene of a vodka-induced game of Cards Against Humanity between Bob, Larry, and Khalil. Also have it predict a bunch of memes- wait a sec
• In Pistachio – The Little Boy That Woodn't, Cricket/Khalil gets more screen time than Pistachio/Willie and only makes toilet jokes for the entire episode. And there is a scene where Cricket/Khalil and Pistachio/Willie take a terminally ill Make a Wish kid off of life support instead of doing something nice to him.
• In The Little House That Stood, all the houses get destroyed by a tornado.
• In It's a Meaningful Life, Stewart/Benny stays in the what if world forever.

Oswald

• Animate it like Scaredy Squirrel, Almost Naked Animals, and The Nutshack.
• Have Oswald hide cocaine in his tentacles.
• Make Weenie a bloodthirsty Rottweiler that Oswald rides as she is out to kill people.
• Put Mr. Pickles, Lola Virginia Fanboy and Chum Chum posters everywhere in Oswald's room.
• Insert fart and poop jokes throughout every episode.

Jello Wobz

• Make all the characters racist.
  • On top of that, rename Nigel to the N-word.
• Put toilet humour everywhere.
  • Make the characters, instead of jelly, be pieces of poop.
• Have the lessons learned to be about learning bad stuff instead of good stuff.

Rugrats

1991

1. The original never existed, and All Grown Up is in its place from 1991 until its real ending in 2008.
2. Take out all the jokes made for older audiences.
3. The Dummi Bears are in EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE.
4. Include a separate spin-off with Jacobyel's designs for the characters as animals (I.E. Susie is a cow and Chuckie is a lion.)
5. Make Angelica the main character instead of Tommy.
6. WAY too much toilet humour.
7. Reptar is replaced with Barney.
8. Chuckie talks in a robotic voice a la Horat from The Nutshack.
9. The dumbed-down baby talk is present in all seasons.

All Grown Up

1. Make Angelica more like she did in the original.

SpongeBob SquarePants

Spawnjz/Spongey Cheese

• The show is either called "Spawnjz" or "Spongey Cheese" (because it has tons of product placement for Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza).
• The show was made in 2005.
• Make the show in Garry's Mod.
• All the characters are TF2 freaks (e.g. the Vagineer and Painis Cupcake)
• There are random Sonic Says-esque morals.
• Patrick is a human man wearing a PTT Chuck E. Cheese costume.
• Patrick is an ableist stereotype.
• Squidward is a Something Awful-goon wannabee who makes ableist jokes like there's no tomorrow.
• Let Mark from Fuck No TV Tropes and Ed MacDonald write all the episodes.
• Everyone who edited The Rapsittie Kids - Believe In Santa edited all the episodes.
• Derek Savage (aka Daddy Derek) and Ravager Library II direct all the episodes.
• The show is produced by Williams Street.
• Squidward's house is the VID/ВИD Mask.
• Everyone is voiced by Rob Paulsen (using his Toodles voice), Maria Darling (using her Amelia (from Rubbadubbers) voice), Kristen Bone (using her Maggie's voice), Rick Bailey (using his Quezar and Beach Bear voices), WelvenDaGreat, Alyson Court (using her Trina Riffin voice), Alan Tudyk (using his 2019 Iago voice), Kaley Cuoco (using her Eleanor's voice), Noam Zylberman (using his Split Kit voice), Scott Wilson (using his Chuck E. Cheese voice), Denise Oliver (using her Maurecia voice), Nancy Lenihan (using her Helen Henny voice), Joe Conti (using his Rolfe & Earl voices), Ben Minnotte, or Russi Taylor (using her Webby voice).
• Will there be product placement for the Sony SLV-KS1 Movietime Kids VCR and the characters rap about it?
• The show solely exists to advertise Magic Mart, Pibb Xtra, Chuck E. Cheese, and Bob's Space Racers' arcade games.
• The show airs on Adult Swim.
  • Adult Swim is discontinued because of this, and the show is eventually moved to JUCE TV.
• Give it a spin-off called "Gary's Clues", which is a huge knock-off of Blue's Clues.
  • In said spin-off, Gary defecates to spread clues.
    • Oh, and he's a poop-dispensing machine.
      • Every time he poops, he shrieks for a full minute.
• Sandy is a con artist opossum.
• The show ends at 100 seasons (on a very sour note).
• The Krusty Krab is replaced with a Showbiz Pizza Palace and everyone who eats at it pukes from how terrible the pizza tasted (see this for info ).
• WAY too much toilet humour.
• Fill it with unfunny pop culture references and offensive humour that is just there to be edgy.
  • Despite this, the show is rated TV-Y. (You know, for kids!)
• Gory jumpscares are abundant and unexpectedly appear at random moments.
• In-your-face shots of the characters appear whenever the viewer doesn't expect it.
• The theme song is an instrumental cover of "Hardware Store" by Weird Al Yankovic, played on a Suzuki Omnichord by what sounds like someone's drunk uncle.
• The Special Friends theme song plays at random moments.
• Pictures of Helen Henny are flashed onscreen to hypnotize viewers into worshipping her and wanting to buy Helen Henny merchandise for sexual pleasure.
• Larry is replaced with a zombified Crusty the Cat.
  • In addition to that, John Widelock voices him!
    • And his voice is super creepy! YIKES!
• Barney the Dinosaur and the Teletubbies appear in the live-action segments, replacing Patchy and Potty, and they are framing devices a la Shining Time Station.
• All the insert songs are replaced with Chuck E Cheese's and Showbiz Pizza songs.
• Make an episode for each anniversary of events in Chuck E Cheese and Showbiz Pizza history about said events.
• Puffy Fluffy and Le Spatula become recurring characters.
• The children from the 1980s and 1990s Chuck E. Cheese commercials make cameo appearances.
• SpongeBob's "I'm ready!" is replaced with "Fuck you!"
• Make "Squidward's Suicide" a real episode.
• Spot is a rabid bulldog instead of an amoeba.

How to ruin the episodes (Spawnjz/Spongey Cheese)

• Help Wanted: SpongeBob gets a job as a restroom cleaner at Showbiz Pizza.
• Reef Blower: The characters speak in this episode.
• Tea at the Treedome: SpongeBob and Patrick die of dehydration, yet they are alive and well in the next episode.
• Ripped Pants: The episode is renamed to "Pooped Pants", and SpongeBob poops his pants instead of ripping them. Also, when the poop is shown, Sandy says "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!" to the viewers.
• Naughty Nautical Neighbors: SpongeBob and Patrick get into fights involving cursing, physical violence, and rude gestures. Squidward dies after choking on the fork, and instead of Patrick saving him, he neglects him like in this video Squidward, yet he is alive and well in the next scene.
• Pizza Delivery: Remove the rattling spoons dance and the Krusty Krab pizza song. Instead, have SpongeBob and Squidward sing "Smile America, Say Chuck E. Cheese".
• Home Sweet Pineapple: SpongeBob ends up living on the street for the rest of his life.
• Band Geeks: Patrick, instead of asking if Mayonnaise is an instrument, asks to go to the bathroom. Also, the Bubble Bowl is at Chuck E. Cheese and Sweet Victory is replaced with "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star." The performance then becomes a failure and Squilliam wins.
• Sailor Mouth: The swear word is uncensored, and it's the n-word. Also, uncensor the swears to include offensive dialogue.
• The Bully: Flats' punches hurt SpongeBob, and he gets beat up pretty badly. Also, Flats only gets a slap on the wrist for beating him up.
• Krabby Land: Mr. Krabs alters the play place to include torture devices.
• Mid-Life Crustacean: It's all about Mr Krabs going on a murder fest. In the end, he gets grounded for 999 centuries similar to a GoAnimate grounded video.
• Born Again Krabs: Mr. Krabs dies after eating the old Krabby Patty, and he never comes back, he is replaced by a chef named Funny Fred.
• Plankton's Army: Remove the Sheldon scene.
• Fear of a Krabby Patty - This episode is renamed to "Night of the Living Animatronics." this episode is about the animatronics coming to life a la Five Nights at Freddy's, and SpongeBob has to stop them.
  • And there would be loads of jump scares.
• SquidBob TentaclePants: It's retitled "SquidPatFunnySandyMrsGaryBob TentacleStarFredCheekPuffSnailPants" and all the main characters go into the Transformer and the hideous blob thing appears entirely throughout the episode.
• Stuck in the Wringer: SpongeBob doesn't get out of the wringer. Also, when SpongeBob becomes crazed near the end, he is revealed to be high on meth, with graphic sores on his face that stay for the rest of the series.
• All That Glitters: Replace Le Spatula with a blow-up doll.
• One Coarse Meal: Plankton's nightmare is true, and after he manages to get out of Pearl, he gets hit by a bus.
• A Pal For Gary: Gary turns into a monster to eat Puffy Fluffy. Also, Puffy Fluffy has his mega form. The form looks similar to his monster form, but he has tentacles with spikes, two more rows of teeth, three more tongues (but one tongue has a bigger mouth), four more arms, four more eyes, devil horns, and pores capable of spawning the smaller Puffy Fluffs. However, Gary gets eaten at the end and never returns.
• Are You Happy Now?: Replace it with "Squidward's Suicide." This is also the last episode where Squidward appears.
• SpongeBob, You're Fired: SpongeBob stays unemployed for the rest of the series.
• Patrick! The Game: The episode is called "Gaming Time" and the entire episode is a vodka-induced game of Cards Against Humanity between SpongeBob, Patrick, and, for reasons unknown, Cooch from SuperMansion.
• Whirly Brains: SpongeBob and Patrick act extremely dumb after getting their brains out. There are offensive autism jokes throughout the episode.
• Old Man Patrick: SpongeBob and Patrick die as old people.
• Ink Lemonade: Squidward's ink sprays from his rear instead of his nose.
• Gary and Spot: Gary and Spot are revealed to be serial killers, and spend the episode killing everyone.
• King Plankton: A disturbing leech-like creature is the one who tries to eat the sea chimps instead of Patrick. The sea chimps and Plankton get eaten and digested.
• SpongeBob in RandomLand: The entire thing is turned into an anti-drug PSA. RandomLand is part of SpongeBob and Squidward's drug hallucinations, everyone is on some sort of drug, complete with the effects that the drugs have on them, and Squidward's Suicide face is replaced with Squidward with disastrous side effects from drugs.

Sponge's World

• Let it air on PBS Kids GO!, and eventually move it to the Hallmark channel after PBS Kids GO!'s cancellation.
• Spongebob is renamed "Sponge", and his last name is "The Kitchen Sponge".
• Patrick is a star from space, and his name is "Patrick", with his surname being "The Kooky Space Star".
• Pearl appears in EVERY episode, no matter what, and gets more screen time than anyone else.
• In one episode, Patrick eats old Cranium clay and then vomits.
• Mr Krabs doesn't have a fetish for money, but rather copies of the book "Everyone Poops".
• Squidward dabs every once in a while, and instead of hating his job, he enjoys it.
• The Krusty Krab is replaced with a McDonalds.
• This show was made to advertise McDonald's.
• No music.

How to ruin the episodes! (Sponge's World)

• Help Wanted: SpongeBob gets a job as a fry cook at McDonalds.
• Reef Blower: Have the characters speak in this episode.
• Band Geeks: The performance at the big game is a failure, and Squilliam wins.
• Krabby Land: Replace Krabby Land with the PlayPlace from the top of this Ask Reddit post's comments.
• Mid-Life Crustacean: Have ALL of the episode (except for the ending) being SpongeBob asking "Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?". The end of the episode has Krabs' mom ground Mr Krabs like in the original, but in GoAnimate style (complete with his grounding length being 99999999999999999999 aeons).
• Dying for Pie: SpongeBob graphically explodes at the end of the episode, and Squidward gets the same punishment that Mr. Krabs got in this section's version of Mid-Life Crustacean.
• Patrick! The Game: The entire episode is a slow-paced game of Cranium Hullabaloo between SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pearl.

The Fairly OddParents

• De-age Timmy Turner into a preschooler.
• Too much toilet humour.
• Timmy is voiced by Bryn McAuley (using her Caillou voice).
• Every 2 seconds, there is an animation error.
• The characters' eyes sparkle.
• Have Poof, Sparky, and Chloe in all episodes.
• Instead of Vicky simply being an evil babysitter who tortures children, she's also a serial killer.
• Make it in the late 2000's.

The Alvin Show

• Alvin has the personality of Gene Deitch Era Jerry Mouse.
• Add references to Down and Dirty Duck.

Alvin and the Chipmunks (1983)

• Put Alma Wade from Fear in it and make her a chipmunk.
• Bonus she gets more screen time than everyone else.
• Add references to Dream.
• Make it CGI/Live Action just like the 2007-2015 movies.

How to ruin the episodes

• "Big Dreams" is renamed "Big Nightmares" where Alma is shown as a a naked, zombiefied young woman in 2010. She then runs to the screen and screams very loudly.
• "Bigger" is renamed to the N word, and Alvin dons black face instead of becoming an adult.

Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!

• Scooby is a rabid dog who kills people.
• Scooby doesn't talk.
• Shaggy smokes weed.

Teletubbies

• Make the Teletubbies more creepier.
• The Teletubbies like fruits and vegetables over Tubby Custard and Tubby Toast.
• The rabbits mate onscreen.

The Amazing World of Gumball

• Gumball has a really squeaky voice.
• Darwin has an afro and pants.
• Richard is quite well-behaved.
• Nicole is perverted.
• Darwin resembles a real fish.
• Penny is an actual penny that does nothing at all.
• Larry doesn't run all the stores and is a cardboard box who looks like if Beemo and Spongebob did the fusion dance.
• MORE innuendos.
  • And eventually there's just a big finish innuendo that's pretty much just the characters doing it uncensored.
• Patrick Star is Gumball's two-year-old toddler brother who wears a diaper and can't do basic math.
• Gumball is red and has a huge mohawk. He is also named Steve.
• The theme song is played with a broken accordion.
• Anais isn't very smart and says things that make no sense and are pointless.
• Darwin is voiced by a 79-year-old chain smoker woman, like Pat Welsh who voiced E.T.
• Gumball is a crybaby that constantly throws tantrums and has a very short temper.
• Darwin is a jerk who does unredeemable things each episode, yet gets off scot-free, while the ones he bullied are punished.
  • But in one episode or two, Darwin gets punished for what he did, however.
• Anais is the child of Gumball and Penny/Widget who is born in the episode "The Shell".
• Replace Penny Fitzgerald with Widget from Wow Wow Wubbzy.
• Include Bri'ish jokes
• The show is animated in GoAnimate by Weatherstar4000video.
  • The episodes also follow the themes of Weatherstar's videos.
• Every character that is an inanimate object (Colin, Banana Joe, etc.) has BFDI limbs lazily slapped on to them.
• Add in John Sparkes (the narrator from Peppa Pig), along with the characters from Weatherstar4000video's grounded videos.
• The audio is recorded using a webcam.
• Toodles is the Watterson's pet instead of the Evil Turtle.
• Everyone is voiced by either Cary Huang (using his Bracelety voice), Wayne Dostor (using his Astro Man voice), Maulik Pancholy (using his Baljeet voice), or the Eric voice from GoAnimate.
• The music is the same royalty free music that SuperMarioLogan uses, along with a bad MIDI of All Star by Smash Mouth and New Friendly by Kevin McLeod.
• Banana Joe does nothing but have seizures and scream "FIREY UNDERWEAR!"
• Alan acts just like Tourettes Guy, constantly swearing and breaking things.
• Replace Carrie with a giant version of King Boo that is made out of burps and farts.
• Billy and Felicity don't exist.
• The only jokes involve cruel slapstick, cutaway gags that come out of nowhere, and toilet humor.
• The show switches positions with Pinky Malinky, being greenlit by Nickelodeon and trapped in development hell until it finally premieres in 2019.
• Make the episode "The Grieving" real.
  • BONUS: Instead of being made in 2001, it's made in the 80s by a drunk Don Bluth.
• Masami is a Miranda Sings expy that sings so bad that her singing kills someone in each episode she appears in.
• Coach is a millennial that dabs, flosses, whips, and nae naes constantly.
• Elmore is a highly-polluted city that is located in China.
• The show is renamed either "GuMbAlL wOrLd" or "G0MB3ARTS AM4Z1NG W0Rld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111"
• Add in Smartsy Fartsy from the Netflix Captain Underpants show.
• Gumball has a mural of the Giant Squid from the Submarine Voyage ride from Disneyland painted onto his room's wall.
• Masaya from Tokyo Mew Mew makes appearances in the background flossing.
• Replace Miss Simian with Mr. Dallas from Weatherstar4000video's grounded videos.
• Rob never goes vile, and instead goes to a dimension where he turns into this monstrosity.
• Sarah is a major character, and is the sister of Gumball and Darwin.
• Sussie is a prodigy that is highly intelligent.
  • I know who you are, don't try to hide from me.
• Replace Julius Oppenheimer Jr. (the 20s cartoon bomb guy) with Whitty from sock.clip (if you know, then you know).
• Gumball's catchphrase is "Smile, Elmore, say Chuck E. Cheese!"
• Richard/Fred Phelps's catchphrase is "Yo yo yo, it's ya boi Freddy!"
• Penny/Widget's catchphrase is "No problemo!" and "That wasn't supposed to happen!"
• Tobias's catchphrases are "I will swear word at you!" and "This whomps!" (said whenever he dies)
• In the last episode, Elmore is blown up to build a Six Flags, with all of the characters dying, along with Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck doing Fortnite dances in front of the entrance.
• The show eventually gets cancelled, but 5 years later, a reboot is made with all of the characters recasted, a la The Long Haul. The reboot ends up only lasting one season.
• Add in product placement for the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, Burger King, Subway, RadioShack, the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, Jilly Juice, Aqua Dots, Camel cigarettes, cocaine, weed, and the Atomic Energy Lab toy.
  • BONUS: Have the characters sing about it and threaten the viewers if they don't buy it.
• Gumball is a heavy eater that constantly eats lots of junk food, just like Stocking from Panty & Stocking.

How to ruin the episodes!

• The DVD:
  • The episode is a poorly-made live action pilot where all of the characters are in costumes similar to the ones used in Disneyland during its first years, it's recorded using a cracked iPod Touch, and you can hear the cameraman breathing.
  • The plot is changed to Gumball putting his late fees for "Dinosaur" on Nicole's credit card, followed by her striking him with a metal bar, which leads to him passing out.
• The Dream:
  • Richard/Fred Phelps has a body of a nudibranch instead of those of a centuar.
  • At the beginning, Ocho is a realistic tarantula monster, Tobias melts into pee, Hector is ant-sized, and Mr. Small is a murderous zombie.
  • Near the end of the episode, Penny/Widget has Puffy Fluffy's face instead of Susie's.
• The Origins:
  • The "I'm On My Way" song is replaced by a crappy flute cover of "Go The Distance" from Hercules.
  • Richard buys the Darwins from a drunk man in a Chuck E. Cheese costume with an Australian accent.
  • Gumball can't speak in this episode, and can only make loud screeching, screaming, crying, and gurgling noises.
  • Richard becomes smart after getting hit instead of becoming dumb from the hit.
  • In the end of Part 2, Darwin dies
• The Shell:
  • Instead of getting her shell cracked, Widget gets an extremely graphic black eye that stays for the rest of the series.
    • BONUS: These characters that get killed never come back. The characters that are killed are Alan, Banana Joe, Masami, Carmen, and Tobias (Tobias does come back, but he only does so for the running gag of him dying a lá Kenny from South Park). The first 4 are replaced by Donald Duck, Panchito Pistoles, Jose Carioca, and a genderswapped Gumball named Bubblegum.
      • BONUS BONUS: Donald, Panchito, and Jose perform a musical number EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE.
• The Puppets:
  • Replace Grady, Frank, and Howdy with Ox, Lucky Bat, and Moxy in their 2019 film counterparts.
  • Instead of destroying his game console, Howdy/Moxy kills Anais, who stays dead.
  • The puppet world is replaced by a Roblox world.
  • Howdy/Moxy, Grady/Lucky Bat, and Frank/Ox are defeated by them randomly catching on fire instead of being disfigured by the loose string.
  • The episode has no involvement with Don't Hug Me I'm Scared whatsoever.
• The Rival:
  • The episode is about Anais being revived via a satanic ritual instead of her birth.
  • Anais progresses in age to 14 after being revived, becoming older than Gumball himself.
  • Silver the Hedgehog makes an appearance and helps the Wattersons bring Anais back to life.
  • Also, the episode gets renamed to "The Revival".
• The Routine:
  • Richard/Fred Phelps has to get Jilly Juice instead of mayonnaise.
  • Greg and Rowley accompany Richard on his journey.
  • Add in a scene that rips off the Robot Chicken skit "Watership Fraggle", in which the trio has to cross a road. This ends in Rowley getting hit by a car, catching on fire, and dying.
  • At the end of the episode, Greg betrays Richard by shooting him with a talking gun named Lola, followed by him drinking the Jilly Juice and dying.
• The Vacation:
  • Replace the scary story scene with a scene that rips off the Wannabe scene from DOAWK:TLH, which ends in Darwin screaming "SHUT UP!" and killing Nicole, causing the car to crash, with the Wattersons dying.
    • Afterwards, Darwin gets punished for what happened during the afterlife.
  • The rest of the episode is a ripoff of the X-Files, but there's 2 Agent Mulder ripoffs instead of 1 Agent Mulder and 1 Agent Scully ripoff.
• The Copycats
  • Chi Chi, Ribbit and their family are just off model versions of Powerpuff Girls characters
    • And instead of falling, They also survived, Which they appeared for the whole series after The Copycats

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

• Take out the plumber rap.
• Every single episode is just King Koopa kidnapping Princess Toadstool and Mario rescuing her.
• Mouser, or even worse, Birdo, is the main villian instead of King Koopa.
  • If you do that, then it'll possibly mean that King Koopa is the secondary villain, because either Mouser or Birdo would be a dictator and they would become very horrible main villains. (Wait, what?)
    • And also, King Koopa becomes a pawn working for the greater evil (which is either Mouser or Birdo).
      • Plus, um, King Koopa acts as a nervous wreck who thinks he's the leader, but is actually just a worthless pawn with a worthless sidekick which we can see later, whose plans and stuff always backfire and gets bullied all the time.
• King Koopa has a Goomba sidekick, who has the cliche personality of being dumb. (Thus, leading to King Koopa torture porn, heh heh!)
  • Plus, he is a masochist.
• Have Mario and Princess Toadstool make out romantically multiple times an episode, just to please the shippers. (You know, for kids!)

Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

• The theme song is I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas.
• Make the animation look like The Raccoons (1985).

Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM)

• Have Sonic be voiced by Steven Seagal.

Pokémon

In General

• Make it an American-animated cartoon, not an anime.
  • The Pokemon resemble their sprites from Pokemon Red and Green, and the ones from Johto onwards are designed in the Pokémon Red and Green sprite style.
  • Jynx's skin isn't recolored purple.
• Make it a show for preschoolers with lots of educational value.
• Make it nothing like the game.
• The show is created by DiC, and is animated like the Mario cartoons, complete with many animation errors.
• Make every hatched Pokémon (such as Ash's Phanpy and May's Eevee) be useless babies like Misty's Togepi.
• Make ash a GG Underfell sans wannabe that goes around killing people and Pokemon for no reason and is also a karma houndi that will never be punished and even when he looks like he will he just gets plot armor and says no.

The Kanto-Johto Seasons

• Make Jigglypuff debut in episode 33 minorly (and that makes her the secondary villain of the anime).
• Make all characters swear.
• Include extremely disgusting toilet humor in this
• Put Sonichu as a main character.
• Add seizure inducing backgrounds (if you thought the Porygon incident was bad enough).
• Make Misty a stereotypical girl with no personality.
• Make all of the human characters ugly (like this thing).
• The Pokemon resemble their sprites from Pokemon: Red & Green.
  • Those from Johto are designed in the style of the aforementioned sprites.
• Team Rocket is the main group of characters instead of Ash and his friends. (Wait a second, how does that work? You know, when you and I think about it, a show that focuses on comic-relief characters seems to be rather meaningless.)
• Misty's Togepi needs constant care and wears a diaper (because it acts like a baby, duh!).
  • BONUS: Whenever he needs a diaper change, the poop that comes out is extremely graphic. Then, Ash, Misty, Sonichu, or Brock will go up and scream "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!".
    • DOUBLE BONUS: When he cries, have him cry so loudly you can't hear the other characters.
• Misty, Brock, and their Pokémon (except for Psyduck) are killed in an explosion during the baseball game in The Double Trouble Header, leaving Ash and Sonichu to take care of Togepi.
• The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and occasionally xylophones.
• The show is very low budget.
• The theme song is ME!ME!ME! (BUT WAIT THAT SONG IS GOOD!)
• Misty's Psyduck is an alcoholic.
• It takes place in a town on the US-Mexican border.
• There are incredibly stupid fart jokes, and they are said frequently.
• Togepi never evolves, and stays with Ash for the rest of the series.
• A mutant Catchum Crocodile (from The Get Along Gang) chases the heroes every episode and catches them all in the end.
• Have the English dub be produced by DHX Media (I like that company, but they'd ruin this show.)
  • that would be actually really sexy lol -mikaaaaaa
• Put in morals such as "It's okay to take things without asking.", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects with your hands.", and "Exercise is bad.".
• EVERYONE stutters their sentences
• Ash's catchphrase is "Excuse me, Misty!"
• Misty's catchphrase is "That's not right!"
• Brock's catchphrase is "Whoa! What was that?!" and he uses it at inappropriate times.
• Sonichu's catchphrase is "Smile, Mexico! Say Chuck-E-Cheese!"
• Porygon and its evolutionary family continue to make appearances after the Cyber Solider Porygon incident.
• Replace Misty and Brock with Verity and Sorrel from Pokémon: I Choose You!
  • And the kicker? It'll be right after the second episode of Johto Journeys.
• Keep Mewtwo's original personality from the Japanese dub canon in the English dub.
• Ash's Noctowl isn't Shiny.
• Ash's Charmander would never evolve at all, though he would still disobey Ash like his evolved form.
• Ash's Chikorita never evolves into Bayleef.

Pokémon Advanced (The Hoenn Season)

• Make May’s Munchlax a human baby who needs constant care, and is commonly seen having bubbles in its mouth.
• Ash’s Treecko is a weed smoker, and have it never evolve.
  • BONUS: Make it voiced by someone's drunk uncle.
• Max calls the other characters racist names. (Example: "Ash" to "Black-sh" (Man, that racist name is terrible.)
  • damn why cant he just call ash the n-word or something
• May’s Torchic sings The Hairbrush Song every episode (It would get annoying after a while)
• Max's theme song is "Candy Candy".
• Ash's Phanpy does not rejoin Ash's team or evolve into Donphan during the Battle Frontier season.
• Ash's Corphish is rude, and it often spends time bullying other Pokémon.
• Ash's Snorunt never masters Ice Beam or evolves into Glalie.

Pokémon Diamond and Pearl

• Dawn is a controlling bitch.
• Ash's Gible never masters Draco Meteor.
• Nobody on Dawn's team evolves at all.
  • Dawn's Aipom would still learn Double Hit, anyway.
• Paul is even more rude, and he frequently beats his Pokémon.
• Paul kills his Chimchar by shooting it with a gun instead of releasing it. As a result, Ash doesn't get a Chimchar.
• Ash's Gligar is extremely weak, loses every battle, and it doesn't evolve.
• J steals Ash instead of his Pikachu/Sonichu.
• You thought Ash's Torterra losing every battle was bad? Make it lose every battle in all his forms (yes, even as a speedy little Turtwig.)

Pokémon Black and White

• None of Ash's Unova Pokémon evolve, not even the Sunglasses Sandile.
• Iris's Axew would refuse to evolve instead of wanting to fully evolve.
• All of Ash's Unova Pokémon have the personalities of either Ash's Oshawott or Iris's Emolga, meaning that they would be selfish troublemakers or obnoxious gold-diggers.
• Trip's personality is the same one from the Pokémon fanfic Too Much H2O.
• Speaking of which, make that fanfic into a real episode.

Pokémon XY

• Remove Alexa.
• Make Clemont and Bonnie puppets.
• Remove Clemont's Dedenne, and replace it with a Magikarp.
• Pikachu evolves into Raichu by using a Thunder Stone, and Ash believes Pikachu ran away.
• Kill off Penelope from the "Kindergarten Chaos!" episode in her first appearance.
• Give it a slight feel of Cool Cat Saves The Kids.
• Let the editors of Cool Cat Saves The Kids edit all the episodes.
• Make the heroes ugly (like this thing) and the villains beautiful (like that guy)
• The show takes place in McDonaldland instead of Kalos.
• Have Serena be a shoddy mary sue.
• Serena's Fennekin never evolves into Braixen.
• Ash's Hawlucha's theme song is "Baby Got Back" and make him twerk while singing.
• Every time Clemont's Chespin shows up, have it dance to a sped up version of PonPonPon (the Kagamine Len and 96Neko cover.)
• Every 7 episodes, a scene from "Grammar Rock" appears at the end of each one.
• All characters are voiced by the same person. In this case, Cam Clarke.
• Ash's Froakie doesn't evolve at all, thus Ash-Greninja is removed.
  • In addition, Ash's Froakie would be very weak and lose every battle.
• Make it a show for preschoolers.
• All characters are voiced by only two voice actors, one male and one female.
• Have the characters ask the audience questions, especially super easy questions they already know the answers to.
• The conflict is non-existent.
• The characters' eyes sparkle.
• The music is Disney-esque.
• Make Squishy the Zygarde a creepy rat.
• Each episode has at least two musical numbers.
  • BONUS: They're more annoying than average mainstream 90's music.
• The backgrounds are full of rainbows and smiling objects.
• Each episode ends with the characters going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
• People working in Dingo Pictures work on the occasional effects like zooming in their faces when screaming and sound effects like the "wah-wah" sound.

Sun And Moon (the Alola anime)

• Make Mallow an agressive alcoholic.
• Include special effects a la EmpLemon YouTube Poops (example: DOWNWARD SPIRAL).
• Everyone is voiced by either Cam Clarke, Scott McCord (using his Yang voice), Lisa Oritz or Jennifer Darling.
• Have the writers of Total Drama All Stars and Captain Flamingo write all the episodes.
• Two words. Character derailment.
• Ash, Mallow, Sophocles, Lana, Lillie, and Kiawe are all 19 years old.
• Remove the Team Skull thugs in favor for Team Flare and a heroin addicted Lysandre.
• The opening theme is RAM RANCH.
• Similar to The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, each episode opens with a segment done in CGI where the real Ash has a problem like the one that must solved by him in the episode. In order to become human, Ash opens a magical door that takes him to the human -or in this case, Pokemon- universe.
• Have it air on Adult Swim.
• Have it drawn in the style of 12 Oz. Mouse mixed with The Nutshack.
• Every character is made to be either the comic relief or voice of reason.
• Popplio resembles the prototype design for the 1980s Popples toy. However, Lana's Popplio doesn't.
• Ash's Rowlet is a killer owl and Ash's Litten is actually on fire, all the time. He is used as a running gag until his fire is put out by a School forme Wishiwashi using Water Gun on him.
• Every character is designed to be a role model.
• The moral is often -if not always- the complainer is always wrong.
• The background music is mainly 80's disco music.
• The theme song lasts only 339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339339 seconds.
• Include a narrator who explains the obvious.
• A PSA is at the end of every episode.
• Lana's Popplio is a human baby who needs constant care, much like Togepi from the Kanto-Johto section of the article.
  • BONUS: When she cries, have her cry so loudly you can't hear the other characters.
    • DOUBLE BONUS: Whenever she shows up, have her sing a cover of Let's Hear It For The Boy by Deniece Williams, but in baby babbles.
      • TRIPLE BONUS: Whenever she needs a diaper change, the poop that comes out is extremely graphic. Then, Ash will go up and scream "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!". Occasionally it will be Mallow, but mostly Ash.
        • QUADRUPLE BONUS: She even rides on an angry baby bear in which we will see later.
          • QUINTUPLE BONUS: She never evolves at all.
• Have Lillie be very bossy and sassy.
• Have Mallow's Bounsweet bite and attack people often, making this creature very savage.
• Make Ash and Pikachu run around all over every scene, especially in inappropriate situations.
• Constant shoehorned educational value.
• Make the credits move so fast, that you can't read anything.
• Have it overuse memes that were funny back in 2009.
• Alolan!Ash's catchphrase is "That shit doesn't scare me!"
• Mallow's catchphrase is "Oh, when I catch you you're gonna get a god damn good beating!"
• Lillie's catchphrase is "All cisgender people are transphobic!"
• Sophocles' catchphrase is "You Whare!"
• Lana's catchphrase is "Destroy and starve all Fire-type Pokemon!"
• Kiawe's catchphrase is "Smile, Alola! Say Chuck E. Cheese!"
• The show is a cash cow and solely exists to keep making Pokémon merch.
• Lillie's voice is 339x more annoying!
• Lillie's Vulpix is replaced with an angry baby bear. (yeey bears )
• Gladion’s Type: Null is killed by poachers, who mistake it for an unidentified bear-esque mutant.
• Name it "The Adventures Of Ash and Friends".
• Ash doesn’t win the Manalo Conference, and instead loses to a trainer with lots of level one snivys Pokémon (think of the level 5 Snivy back in unova.)
• Ash’s Litten and Rockruff never evolve.

Journeys (the Galar anime)

• Goh's Scorbunny is treated like another Ash's Pikachu clone, and it doesn't evolve at all.
• Ash's Riolu is introduced as a baby sibling for Togepi.
• Goh is a huge brat who spends every episode being rude to everyone.
• Ash's Dragonite is a Barney the Dinosaur clone who is cheesy and lovey-dovey and sings the "I Love You" song from Barney and Friends every episode.
• Chloe's Yamper is vicious and often bites people.
• Ash's Farfetch'd never evolves into Sirfetch'd.
• Goh's Sobble is a weak, useless crybaby who never evolves.
• Ash's Gengar loses every single battle and never gigantamaxes.

Dora the Explorer (Seasons 1-4)

• Merge the songs with Despacito
• Make Dora even browner, like Asian Indian
• Swiper should be Dora's ally
• Feature Fidel Castro as the deuteragonist

Ni Hao, Kai-Lan!

• Add villains
• The show's theme song is just enough K-pop and J-pop songs, each episode uses different theme songs
• Make it a Mickey Mouse rip-off
• Feature Italian and French weeping
• Have the show teach Classical Chinese instead of Mandarin Chinese
• Have the tantrums on par with Henry VIII, Supernanny and Caillou
• Have Kai-Lan voiced by grating East Asian ladies
• Feature novelty/meme songs from the time the show ran
• Have Rintoo smoke and use actual dragon powers rather than just pretending
• Make the show's art style akin to MS Paint and a low-budget drawing
• Kai-Lan has no grandfather
• Feature a cutaway gag where Kai-Lan meets Mickey Mouse
• Have the show run for so long
• Include China-related memes and politics
• In the first episode, a thank-you party for Ye-Ye gets ruined by an explosion instead of wind
• Have Ye-Ye voiced by Zhong Xina
• Feature useless scenes in every episode
• Teach useless morals
• Add references to colonialism, such as the Opium War

How to ruin the episodes

Kai-Lan's Playhouse: Have Ho-ho kill Rintoo instead of punching his leg Dragonboat Festival: Have Rintoo scream ear-bleedingly and burn the whole set

Blue's Clues

• Have Paprika be very bossy and sassy, and frequently insult Cinnamon.
• Have Blue bite people.
• Have Steve host all episodes.
  • Steve had to leave Before you say anything about Joe because he was balding and wanted to pursue a musical career. It was either have Joe live the show to its tenth anniversary or have the show get cancelled entirely.
• Have it air on the regular Nickelodeon schedule.
• Have Blue's Room in all episodes.
• A running gag is having Blue shove things up her butthole.
• Add too many clues to confuse the kids (the amount of clues would be 10).
• Fill it with tons of animation errors.
  • And boom mics dropping into shot.
    • And hands going through Mailbox (that happened in one episode).
      • And itching powder. Steve would not control it.
• The songs are more annoying than bad 90's mainstream music.
• Make Steve run around all over every scene, especially in inappropriate situations.
• Mailbox only sends spam messages.
• Slippery Soap melts in his last appearance.
• Tickety-Tock is nothing but a sun dial.
  • A talking one.
• Shovel and Pail are replaced with psychotic characters known as Knife and Axe. They also try to kill Steve in every episode.
• No educational value.
• Blue and Magenta act like rabid wolves at least once an episode.
• The show gets cancelled in 2002 due to Steve leaving, making "Something to Do Blue" the last episode.
• The tree from "The Wrong Shirt" is in the living room in all episodes. Plus, it grows a mean, scary face slowly as the series progresses.
• Five words: "A sock in a bakery."
• We find out the "Really Great Book" in one episode is about... you guessed it... porn.
• Make an episode fully around toilet humor.
• Replace the background music of some songs with the soothing sounds of transformers arcing and exploding.
• The "Glasses" song from "Magenta Gets Glasses" is nothing but Steve and Miranda saying "Glasses" over and over while Whip It by Devo plays in the background.
• Have there be product placement for the Easy Bake Oven and the Queasy Bake Cookerator. Seriously, look the second one up.
• The Handy Dandy Notebooks are the dry-erase (and reproduction) ones you find on eBay.
• BRAIN FASHION is in every episode before Blue puts the pawprint on the screen.
• Stephen King writes all episodes.
• Add product placement for toys like the Pepsi Talking Vending Machine, with the characters saying "Buy (insert toy here) or else you get tickle tortured!".
• The first episode, Snack Time, is product placement for co-op shops (a Kenner Big Burger Grill would be seen) and Irn-Bru.
• The Moon in the credits of the Pajama Party episode is voiced by, who else, but Frank Welker using his Dr. Claw/Soundwave voice.
• Sidetable leaves midway through some episodes to go to "The Box"
  • Her voice actress Aleisha LaNaé Allen was a regular on Out of the Box, so why not?
• Add whip cracks for every animated character's arm or leg movement (think Johnny Test, but more painful to listen to!)
• Sidetable Drawer talks in gangster lingo (Her voice actress is black).
• The Toilet Song from "Morning Music" is replaced with the song in the video.
• Steve swears every few minutes.
• Countless fart jokes are frequent.
• Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
• The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and occasionally xylophones.
• No reboot.

My Life as a Teenage Robot

• Make it the first puppet/stop motion show produced by Where's Lunch.
• Wipe away Brad from existence.
• The show is made in poor stop motion animation.
• Let the writers of Pixel Pinkie write all the episodes.
• Make Nora a drug addict.
• Nora's age is reduced to 25.
• Jenny is voiced by Kristen Bone (using her Maggie from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast voice).
• The theme song is "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot.

Danny Phantom

• Have Danny be voiced by Jake Paul.

Catscratch

• The voices are TTS voices.

The X's

• Replace Tucker X with Joe Swanson from Family Guy (both voiced by Patrick Warburton).
• Truman X is a crybaby brat.
• Make Glow Face be voiced by Tim Curry with a crappy British accent.
• Have the show last for 4 seasons and not end on a cliffhanger.
• The animation was too wonky and weird.
• Add an episode that's similar to "Here comes Pac-man".

The Powerpuff Girls

• Name their team and the show 'The Kindergarten Gals' instead of 'The Powerpuff Girls'.
• The Girls' personalities are changed.
  • Buttercup is a girly girl brat and is the leader that doesn't care about fighting crime, but more on the cities' looks and design. She also hates her sisters and is often rude to them.
  • Bubbles is an emo freak who is always depressed and doesn't care about anything, and she always beat up stuffed animals, including Octi, as her hobby when she's at home.
  • Blossom has anxiety problems and she is weak and wimpy.
• Make Professor Utonium a lazy, overweight, and balding person who smokes, eats chips, and watches television all the time. He also doesn't care about and neglects the PPGs and only keeps them to make him look good.
  • Change his last name to Mercury.
• Make the Mayor a mean guy who only cares about money and yells at the PPGs every time they wreck the city after fighting a monster or something and wears a diaper like in "Pee Pee G's".
  • BONUS: Make his design look similar to Donald Trump.
    • DOUBLE BONUS: He poops his diaper occasionally, and whenever he needs a diaper change, the poop that comes out is extremely graphic. Then, the Girls or the Mayor will scream "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!".
• Kill off Ms. Bellum.
• Make Mojo Jojo a very strong Gary Stu (aka Mary Sue) who wins against the girls in every episode he is in.
• Make the Rowdyruff Boys a teenaged boy band who have crushes on the PPGs.
• Let HIM be named HER (but don't genderbend him.)
• Let the animation style be drawn with crayons and animated with the first version of Adobe Flash.
• Name the episodes after a random event that happens in the episode.
• The characters sing rap, children's songs, and outdated music.
• Include corny and dated pop culture references.
• WAY too much toilet humor.
• Every 9 seconds a character sneezes or farts.
• The talking dog is replaced with a cute, girly cat who is only there to sell merchandise.
• Have the show be rated TV-Y and have it be toned down to a preschool show designed to teach children morals, the morals often being "The complainer is always wrong", "Everything can be the way you want it", "You always win if you're good", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects in your hands", "It's okay to take things without asking", and "It's okay to talk to and go with strangers".
• Make the episodes also have pointless morals like 'ice cream is the best food', 'never upset the Mayor', or 'always fall in love with boys/girls who are in a musical group.'
• Have the characters talk to the audience a la Dora the Explorer, especially asking them super easy questions they already know the answers to.
• Constant shoehorned educational value.
• The characters catchphrases are:
  • Blossom’s catchphrase is “Eggplants!”
  • Bubbles' catchphrase is "I'm a professional goth!"
  • Buttercup's catchphrase is "I might have gone in too many places!"
  • The mayor's catchphrase is "Smile, Townsville! Say Chuck E. Cheese!"
• It airs on Nick Jr. in early 2003-early 2009.
  • Eventually, it'll move to Qubo.
• Remove the violence and fighting.
• The superheroes fight the villians by breaking the 4th wall a la Dora the Explorer, and by lame comedy.
• Add in Allegro, the panda from "Painbow", an episode of the 2016 reboot. Not only that, he gets more focus than any other villain.
• Every episode ends with the Girls going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
• It gets a crossover with Dora the Explorer, where the Girls have to help Dora give the mayor some gifts.
• Fuzzy Lumpkins is a fluffy baby bunny who is changed from a villain to a minor character.
  • BONUS: Make him the PPG's pet.
    • DOUBLE BONUS: He also says "Boing-a." whenever he jumps on something.
• The mayor craves old Cranium clay instead of pickles.
• Have it be made to sell merchandise in under 22 minutes, like a lot of toy-based cartoons from the 1980’s.
• The conflict is non-existent.
• The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and occasionally xylophones.
• It takes place in Iraq.
• EVERYONE stutters their sentences.
• The end credits include "BUY OUR MERCHANDISE OR DIE!"
• Everyone is voiced by Rob Paulsen (using the Bubsy, Toodles, and Coconut Fred voices), Emma Tate (using her Perfect Peter voice), Sue Rose (using her Angela Anaconda voice), Kristen Bone (using her Maggie voice), Charlie Sheen (using his Dex Dogtective voice), Maria Darling (using her Amelia and Roary the Racing Car voices), Annie Bovaird (using her Caillou voice), Isabella Farrier (using her Nina from Nina's World voice), Rick Bailey (using his Quezar and Beach Bear voices), Gabriel Iglesias (using his Speedy Gonzales voice), Bob Dermer (using his Grumpy Bear voice), Ron Rubin (using his Messy Bear voice), Alex Karzis (using his Ledge voice), WelvenDaGreat, Scott Wilson (using his Chuck E. Cheese voice), Denise Oliver (using the Maurecia and MIna Beff voices), Nancy Lenihan (using her Helen Henny voice), and Meesha Contreras.
• The camera zooms in to random shots every 20 seconds.
• The characters don't move their mouths when speaking. Instead, they move their heads or arms slightly.
• The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and on some occasions, xylophones.
• Every second, there is an animation error.
• "Deja View" is a video game by Bam Entertainment instead of a comic by DC.
  • And also, Allegro’s protagonist counterpart is “Orgella”.

How to ruin the episodes!

• The Bare Facts: The Girls babysit the Mayor, and he runs around naked in one scene.
  • BONUS: That scene is uncensored, despite it being a preschool show.
• Bubblevicious: Bubbles beats up the other Girls.
• Girls Gone Mild: Stanley and Sandra are murderous. (Murderous people in a preschool show, I see?)
• Child Fearing: Vicky (from The Fairly OddParents) babysits the girls instead of Mojo Jojo.
• Ploys R Us: The girls steal every toy in the toy store and face serious crime and get put into jail.

Angry Birds Toons

1. All of the characters are dumb and unlikable.

Om Nom Stories (Seasons 1-7)

1. Nibble Nom and New Neighbor Nommies in appear in all seasons.
2. Evan doesn't appear at all, and was replaced with William from the bad version of Gawayn.

Ojamajo Doremi

1. Doremi is a whiny brat who always exclaims she’s the most unlucky girl in the world.
2. The age rating is M.
3. Pop is a crybaby who cries a lot for no apparent reason.
   • BONUS: Pop randomly urinates and shits herself
4. Doremi constantly breaks the 4th wall
5. Fill it with fetish scenes
6. Doremi needs Mousketools because she’s a whiny brat
7. Hazuki is a Nazi who supports Hitler
8. Aiko is a Karen

The Modifyers

• Agent Xero has the personality of 2011 pilot Wonder Woman.
• DannyD1997 and Zone-tan gets involved!

Lucky Fred

• Eugene Kotlyarenko directs all episodes.
• Add references to The Emoji Movie (2017).
• Add product placement for Target and have the characters sing about it.
• Dan Schneider writes every episode.
• It is a rip-off to That's So Raven.
• Have the show run for 69 seasons.
• Air it on Freeform from 2020 to present.
• The theme song is "I Am Bear" by Gummibär.
• The ending theme is "Mine Diamonds" by Mcap Steve.
• Markiplier makes a cameo.
• Golden Films produces it.

Peanuts

• Lucy, the character everyone hates is the main protagonist.
• Make it more like The Nutshack.
• Charlie Brown dies in every episode.
• Snoopy is voiced by John Kricfalusi.
  • In addition, Snoopy also abuses Woodstock.
• The Animation Style is similar to that of 12 oz Mouse.

Trollz (DiC)

• The main characters look similar to the original troll dolls. Nevermind, make them creepier than the original dolls. Plus, make them nude (which possibly raises up the show’s age rating).
• De-age the characters while you're at it. They're now preschoolers instead of teenagers.
• Instead of spell phones the characters use their hair for powers. Speaking of, the powers are very basic and limited since the characters barely know how to use them.
• No story arcs and barely any continuity.
• The animation is outsourced to Canada instead of Luxembourg, so it's animated in Flash.
• Stanley from A Troll in Central Park is a major character.
• Spell moments are replaced with arts and crafts moments that involve the characters teaching the audience how to make super basic arts and crafts.

Middlemost Post

• Parker is voiced by Susan Roman (using her Eddie from Little People voice).
• It is set in the apocalyptic version of the Peppa Pig world.
• The animation is similar to The Nutshack.
• Have it made by John K.

The Ghost and Molly McGee

• The series is completely a rip-off of Fraidy Cat (1975).
• Molly is voiced by Caroly Larson (using her Sonya Lee voice).
• The theme song is "Love and Joy" by Hatsune Miku.
• It's made by Dan Schneider.
• have it end with a 5th season now it only has 12 episodes on that season
• Andrea is even more of a mean girl stereotype then she really is. Also, she kills people everytime they mispronounce her name instead of simply being angry.
• Add in the episode where they parody Total Drama Gone Wild and have a character that rip-offs Zoey from Total Drama: Revenge of the Island.
• Andrea Davenport is voiced by Cassandra Lee Morris (using her Shizuka from Doraemon voice).

How to ruin the episodes!

• Getting the Band(shell) Back Together: Everyone fails to rebuild the bandshell on time. Also, wipe off the Told Ya Dance scene from existence.
• Ready, Set, Snow!: Wipe off the "SNOW DAY!" scene from existence.

Winx Club (seasons 1-4)

• Stella is a jerk towards Bloom.
• The animation is similar to Mega Babies.
• Bloom is voiced by Susan Roman (using her Sarah Lynn voice.)
• Prince Sky is voiced by Eric Bauza (using his Bingo voice.)
• Riven is named Bob.
• Riven/Bob curses every sentence.

How to ruin the episodes

• Miss Magix
  • The crying girl with the afro hair and the high-pitched squeaky voice appears again during the contest.
  • The Trix actually murder the contestants, except Lucy and Stella.
  • Lucy actually wins the contest instead of Stella.
  • Replace “Mean Girls Rule” with the yelling version of “The Mine Song.”
  • Stella gets completely covered in feces after she fails her test.
• Meant to Be
  • Remove the “You and Me” song.
  • Mike is the one who burnt the flower store instead of the driver.
  • The flower store is completely burnt at the end.
• The Witch Trap
  • Mirta is turned into a pile of feces instead of a pumpkin.

Hamtaro

• The theme song is "I Play Pokemon Go Everyday" by Misha.
• Hamtaro sings "Lyubish'-taesh'" by Dajkiri in final episode.

Lola and Virginia

• The theme song is "All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor.
• All of the characters are dumb, unlikable, annoying and one-sided.

Cyborg Kuro-Chan

• Make it an educational preschool 2D-animated direct-to-DVD series for small children.
• Items similar to the Mousketools from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse are used to solve various problems.
• The animation is like a 2D version of The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa.
• All fonts used are in Comic Sans.
• Make Kuro a normal cat instead of a cyborg cat.
• Dr. Go is a friendly old man instead of a villain.
• Kill off Kuro's elderly owners and Nana.
• Make Mi a spoiled princess who is obsessed with Maple Town.
• Matatabi is a witch.
• Make Kotaro a 2-year-old toddler who has trouble with basic math.
• Add the cast of Boku No Pico to the show.

Charlie and Lola

• Lola is more bratty and annoying.
• Marv curses every sentence.
• Lotta is a Mary Sue.
• Have more toilet humor.
• Lola is more immature to Arnold in I am Extremely Absoutely Boilling.

Oswaldo

• Leia is a skater girl.
• Add references to Smiley (2012).
• Add in Ashley's friends from Smiley.
• Have corny running gags.
• Have toilet humor.

Tiny Toon Adventures

• Make the show in Norm of the North-esque CGI.
• Put the Fat Guys from "Rap Busters" in all of the episodes.
• Have the theme song be similar to The Bing Bong Song from Inside Out (I like it, but it would get annoying if it was used on another show).
• Have the characters be babies with speech impediments like the Rugrats.
• Have it air in 2008 on early morning Cartoon Network, and on Cartoonito in countries that have it, such as the UK and Italy.
• Have it run for three years like Baby Looney Tunes.
• Make the characters only wear diapers.
• Make the episodes about problems toddlers and babies have that the audience has to help them with by breaking the fourth wall (a la Dora the Explorer).
• The camera zooms in to random shots every 20 seconds.
• Remove the THUD spoof.

PriPara

• Have the entire show animated like the ending sequence of episode 101 (shown below).
• The characters sing rap, children's songs, and outdated music.
  • Make them say the N-word.
• The show is produced in the United States and air it on qubo.
• Have DiC produce it.
• Use "Make It!", the show's original theme song, as the theme song, but give it lyrics that sound childish.
• Laala's catchphrase is "Ala! A snackbar!".
• Mirei's catchphrase is "That's not right!".
• Replace Kuma with Jururu and have her do the stock crying animation, pee and scream every episode.
• Make Dorothy a boy named Boris and make Leona a girl.
• Replace Usagi with Fij Fij from Maryoku Yummy.
• Replace Unicorn with Sargent 91210 from Stitch's Great Escape and have him pee himself like he did in that ride once an episode.
• Make Kanon, Junon and Pinon three year olds.
• Make the principal of Paprika Academy meaner than she originally is.
• Have several characters make pop culture refrences.
• Rebecca Black guest stars in an episode.
• Change Falulu to Unawakened Falulu
• Have Laala voiced by Aubree Young (in her Nina from Nina Needs to Go! voice), Mirei voiced by Caitlyn Sanchez (in her Dora the Explorer voice), Sophie voiced by Ariel Winter (in her Sofia the First voice), Shion voiced by Michaela Dietz (in her Riff voice), Boris voiced by Jadon Sand (in his Bunga voice), Leona voiced by Julie Johnson (in her Baby Bop voice), Kanon voiced by Lesslie-Cara Rudolph (in her Abby Cadabby voice), Pinon voiced by Ami Shukla (in her Queen Julia voice), Junon voiced by Kiara Muhammad (in her Doc McStuffins voice) and Falulu voiced by Frankie Jonas (in her Ponyo voice).
• Make Shion a spoiled brat with an annoying voice.
• Make Aromageddon a rip-off of Team Rocket and have them curse every few sentences. They also live in Hotel Carter in NYC.
• Make Shion and Fij Fij the main characters instead of Laala and Kuma. (Usagi, the character who is replaced by Fij Fij and is Shion's manager, was the first to know about Triangle's secret, and many fans stopped watching it when this happened.)
• Have SoLaMi Smile's main song sung to the tune of The Monster Boogie from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
• Make Dorothy West dumber than Dora the Explorer.
• Make Non a rip-off of Jar Jar Binks.
• Make Gaaruru a toddler obsessed with Bing Bong, as well as a personality similar to Caillou's.

How to ruin the episodes

• The Last Stage Battle!: Make it the series finale and have Laala and Falulu both die when their Friend Tickets are snapped.
• Jururu's Big Adventure: Add toilet humor and have a ten minute scene where Jululu does the stock crying.
• Come On, Come On, Kanon!: Make Kanon take care of Jululu, who does nothing but cry. Also, make her sing "Turn Down For What".
• I've Had Enough with Aromat Cards!:
  • Call it "Hotel Carter! I Need To Make Money!"
  • Gaaruru's room is decorated with Bing Bong merchandise, and a poster of him using a urinal, which she goes nuts over when showing it to Mikan and Aroma.
  • Move the scene where Jululu cries a rip-off of this Sailor Moon scene, but along with the people falling, the whole building collapses. It goes back to normal before the end of the episode.
  • Instead of biting, Gaaruru gives Jululu adult toys.
  • Have Jururu pee in it.
    • Pee in where?
  • Have Jururu injure Aroma with the salamander, but she is better in the next scene.
  • Have an entire scene with product placement for Nintendo.
• Super Delicious Miracle Peach: Sophie never comes back from Prifornia when she is kidnapped by a cow farmer, and they never find the peach.
• Playing Three Roles At Once Is Hard!:
  • Have Non disguise as Barney the Dinosaur instead of Little Red Riding Hood.
  • There is a scene where the characters sing Mr. Knickerbocker from Barney and Friends.
  • Have Junon and Pinon exchange Tomotickets with Kanon and die because they are robots. They get better in the next episode.
  • Usacha and Kuma beat each other up.
  • In Triangle's hideout, have Pinon's stock footage where she jumps around and zooms up to the screen playing in on a TV in the house.
• Youthful Jump In! Snap In!:
  • Make Usacha ride in a squat toilet instead of a toy car.
  • Usacha and Fij Fij have a violent fight at the beginning, which causes Fij Fij to actually die.
  • Have the "new song" energy injure Laala, Mirei and Sophie.
  • Gloria refuses to give Dressing Pafe a new Making Drama due to Dorothy's stupidity, and forces them to go to Sesame Place as punishment.
  • Leona has a My Little Pony or a Dora the Explorer backpack instead of a bunny one.
  • Make the train the girls go on crash.
  • Have Jululu pee in the street instead of her diaper once they get there (people do this all the time there).
  • Everyone wears Sesame Street clothes.
  • Dressing Pafe cuts the lines without an Abby's Magic Pass and get yelled at by the parents at the park. (this also happens all the time there)
  • Have Dressing Pafe go to Elmo's Eatery and have her pull out a portable DVD player showing Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
  • Replace Dorothy's scary face with her swearing out the people who complained about her using the DVD, and she gets kicked out by Ray Snails (a parody of Ray Nails, a famous person who worked at Sesame Place).
  • Dorothy places Jururu in front of the hotel TV and tries to make her watch Teen Titans Go.
  • When Jururu goes missing at Sesame Place, she is found in the wave pool stolen by a teenage worker who tries to kidnap her.
  • The live performance is replaced by them singing C is for Cookie in the costumes to the right, with Leona in the Elmo dress, Shion in the Big Bird dress, and Dorothy in the Cookie Monster dress. They don't get Kami Challenge. It's instead replaced by a scene where they leave bad reviews for Sesame Place on many websites.
    • One review they write ends with "This place is as lame as Kevin Meaney and is almost as troublesome as obesity". The episode winds up airing at the same time Kevin Meaney, who died from a heart attack, had his death announced, similar to what happened with the premiere of the Simpsons episode "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus" and when a re-run of "Family Guy Viewer Mail #2" aired on BBC 3 in 2014. The joke would then be cut from future re-runs of the episode.
  • At the end of the episode, Laala and friends tell the viewers it's a bad idea to put babies in front of TVs.
• Tension 100% Max!
  • Rename the episode "Laala's Clues" and have it take place on the set of Blue's Clues.
  • The plot is similar to the Blue's Clues subplot of the Yes, Dear episode "Arm-prins", where Laala makes Jululu watch Blue's Clues after she has to use the bathroom badly, but winds up watching it many times and has a dream about it.
  • The references to the number 100 are replaced by Blue's pawprints being on screen.
  • Everyone is shrunk to four year olds in the dream.
  • The question the girls need to answer in the dream is what Blue wants the most for her birthday, but it confuses everyone since more than three clues have been shown.
  • During one part of the dream, Solami Dressing gets stuck in the elevator, and Gaaruru and Falulu replace them for the rest of the dream.
  • Jululu attempts to eat Bing Bong, who happens to be in the same elevator as them. This confirms that Nog's Egg Nogs and Blue's Clues take place in the same universe.
  • When the dream finishes, we cut to a scene where Non is in her bedroom and sees Steve from Blue's Clues, along with Bing Bong from Nogg's Egg Nogs.
• The Kami Idol Grandprix is Here!
  • Make it the grand finale of Season 1.
  • Shion and Mirei parody the opening of Little Einsteins instead of a samurai movie.
  • The Dressing Pafe segment at the beginning is a funeral for Fij Fij.
  • Kanon spends the beginning of the episode watching Sofia the First.
  • The animated audience members are replaced by videos of real kids.
  • Wait a minute... that's what most of it was, as it was reused songs!
  • Have all of the Triangle members fall to their deaths on stage, and Sargent 90210 dies as well.
  • Have Usacha ground Jururu for no reason, which is then followed by her being forced to listen to The Pee Pee Dance from Teen Titans Go!
• The Jewel Change episode:
  • Have the Meganee robot replaced with Sargaent 90210, who somehow came back to life after the events of the previous episode and brought Skippy (from Stitch's Great Escape) with him.
  • Make Sargaent 90210 do his running gag mentioned above every 30 seconds.
  • The script falls in Sarge's own urine.
  • Replace the crayon drawings with marionette dolls that look like the ones on the right.
  • The movie is a live action adapatation of Stitch's Great Escape, with Shion replacing Stitch.
  • Gaaruru pops up on the set with a laser gun and tries to hurt everyone with it, causing the studio to cancel the production. Her reason is that she hates the ride the movie was based on.
• Gaaruru! Please Wake Up!:
  • Have the TV showing Unicorn explode and destory Gaaruru's treasured Bing Bong items. She throws a tantrum due to this like Caillou did in "Caillou Joins The Circus" when his toy car broke.
  • Have the food at Aroma and Mikan's party be replaced by McDonalds and have a cameo by Ronald McDonald.
  • Make Neko have a "Kick Me" sign on her mouth just like the ones used at the 1999 Kids' Choice Awards.
  • The Gaazilla trap is this Bing Bong statue.
  • Have Gaaruru actually die instead of faking her death, and have the death set to "What A Wonderful World" as it is slowed down. (I liked this joke when it was used in a recent movie , but it might make the death too sad for some people). However, she is better in the next episode.

Totally Spies!

• Michael Bay and Josh Trank direct all episodes.
• Sam is voiced by Kim Kardashian.
• Alex is voiced by Kylie Jenner.
• Clover is voiced by Megan Fox.
• Make the show in 2010.
• It airs on M6 at 1AM.
• The movie doesn't exist.
• Make Sam, Alex and Clover an overpowered Mary-Sues.
• Marvin from Marvin Marvin is a major character.
• The theme song is "Disturbia" by Rihanna.
• The animation resembles Kracc Bacc's videos.

Total Drama

• Include Dora, Barney, the Teletubbies, Nina (from Nina Needs to Go!), Pecola, Peppa Pig, Perfect Peter, Bix Wheelie, Angela Anaconda, Milo (from Mars Needs Moms), the Mega Babies, D.W. Read, and Caillou as contestants
• All the first-generation contestants sans Alejandro and Sierra die due to a shark attack in the first season.
  • Yet they're alive and well in subsequent appearances.
• Chris is a serial killer, and also an avid user of methamphetamine, complete with graphic sores on his face.
• In World Tour, the contestants sing nothing but Justin Bieber songs.
  • And the songs from Dora the Explorer.
• Take out any funny scenes in favor of stock footage of children throwing temper tantrums.
  • Which come from the shows "Supernanny" and "Nanny 911"
• Have the animation look like Mega Babies.
• The challenges are easier to the point that even preschoolers can do them, like building a tower with building blocks.
• Include a product placement of Toys R Us in one episode and have the contestants sing about it.
• Not having The Ridonculous Race for a spin-off.
• Let some celebrity voice all the characters since that's the formula of this list.
• All marshmallows are toxic, like in Revenge of the Island. (Once eaten, they stay normal for a few minutes, and then freeze and fall down.)
• & knuckles NOPE.
• Have the show air on Nick Jr. (An unusual black sheep of the channel?! Oh boy...)
• Replace the theme song "I Wanna Be Famous" with "One Thing" by One Direction.
• The show is produced by Cookie Jar (now a part of DHX Media).
• Chef never appears.
  • And is replaced with Fred Figglehorn.
• Camp Wawanakwa is taken over by Flutterbat and Pahkitew/ScrewYouitew Island is taken over by the Care Bears (in their Atkinson Film-Arts appearances).
• Make the credits move so fast, that you can't read anything.
• Pahkitew Island is called ScrewYouitew Island.
  • And is an island that floats in the air under a stormy sky.
• The show is made just to sell toys under 30 minutes (like many 1980's cartoons).
• Chef/Fred dances especially at inappropriate times. Sometimes, he'll do Fortnite dances.
• Brick is named Broke.
• Have Dave win the Pahkitew Island (or rather ScrewYouitew Island) season instead of either Sky or Shawn.
• Mike and Zoey are in EVERY. FUCKING. SEASON.
• Remove the spinoff series (ARE YOU EVEN CRAZY).

A Kind of Magic (2008)

• Have Justin Bieber voice Tom.
• Replace the theme song cover of "A Kind of Magic" with Baby by Justin Bieber.
• The end theme is "Peek a Boo" by Lil Yachty and Migos.

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