How to Make Good Movies Better

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The Polar Express

• Film it in live action.

Pulp Fiction

• Have more going on.
• Kill Jimmy instead of Vincent.
• Don't make Vincent accidentally kill Marvin just to advance the plot.
• Don't make any of the white chatacters say the N word.
• The film is a comedy.
• Decrease the number of "fuck", I mean, having some is alright, but do we really need to hear it over and over again?
• Have the film's plot be around food, as the burger and milkshake scenes are the only good scenes.
• Make Jules kill Ringo and Yondaleon instead of giving them his money.
• Make the drug dealer look like Kurt Cobain.

Sausage Party

• Try to make actual adult humor, rather than just seeing how many of times you can drop an f-bomb while trying to be edgy.
• Remove the four-page-long scene. If you've read the script, you know the one.
• Redesign some of the more... questionable design choices.
• Remove the scene with Douche and the juicebox and replace it with a scene where Douche is found by another food product who kidnaps him and brainwashes Douche to work for him. (This scene offended some people.)
• Douche doesn't die at the end of the film and redeems himself.
• Don't make it racist and anti-religious.
• Don't release it in front of Finding Dory.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

• We actually get to find out what happened to the soldier who refused to kill Snow White.
  • But he's only there like once?
• Make the film less cliche. And yes, I'm aware this film was made 80 years ago.
  • But it was based on an existing story?

Trolls

• Change a lot of the troll's names.
• Have DJ Suki appear in the sequels.
• Have the films be made by Disney.

Trolls

• Don't make DJ Suki kidnapped.
• Remove the pooping cupcake joke and the farting glitter joke and replace it with funny and clever jokes.
• Poppy actually learns her lesson.

Trolls World Tour

• Wipe Legsly from existence.
• Give The Snack Pack more screen time.
• Have Gia Grooves (Guy Diamond's girlfriend) appears and would be have pregnant with egg instead of Guy Diamond.
• Make DJ Suki relationship with King Trollex.
• Have DJ Suki goes to adventure with Poppy and Branch instead of Biggie.

Trolls Band Together

• Have first film's characters (with DJ Suki and Smidge) and World Tour's characters appears.
• Have DJ Suki, Queen Barb, The Snack Pack, and Other Leaders get more screen time.
• It starts with a character reading a book, like in the rest of the films.
• DJ Suki will have a brother.
• Have DJ Suki goes to adventure with Poppy and Branch instead of Tiny Diamond.
• King Trollex and DJ Suki would be a couple at the end.

Shrek series

Shrek (2001)

• Dragon will never kiss Shrek's butt.
• Remove the word "Jackass."
  • Tone down more of the swearing.

Shrek 2 (2004)

• Have the film focus more on fairytales than pop culture films.

Smurfs: The Lost Village

• Use less modern teen slang in the character dialogue, less filler, and less predictable plot points.
• It follows the comics more.
• Use no pop songs, as it doesn't fit in the Middle Ages.
• Have Smurfette explain where she came from.
• Use American and Canadian cartoon voice artists for most of the characters, instead of celebrities.
• Make the plot a little more serious, darker, and more faithful to the source material.
• Have it co-produced and distributed by Paramount Pictures (as it originally owned the film rights to The Smurfs before Sony took over) or Warner Bros. (Owners of the 1980's cartoon series).

Pokémon movies

General (not changing elements)

• Sell the Miramax movies (4-7) to The Pokemon Company International after the purchase with The Weinstein Company rather them keeping them for budget purpose.
• NOT overuse the backgrounds from "Pokemon 4Ever" (more like 4Never).

Frozen

• Elsa and Anna have better parents.
• Make Olaf more interesting.
• Make the songs better.
• Make the trolls funny.
• Not have it invade the market.
• Make Hans not to be a twist villain, and never make him one! In fact, make him Anna's love interest instead!

Civil War

• Get rid of AI-generated art as posters.

Ice Age series

• Don't give all the main characters (excluding Manny the Mammoth) love interests.
• Stop milking it.

Ice Age

• Cut out the scene where Sid the Sloth accidentally steps on the feces.
• Remove the scene where Roshan is crying.
• Not having "Send Me on My Way" since this movie is set in the prehistoric times.

The Meltdown

• Improve the humor.
• Crash and Eddie are a lot less annoying.

Dawn of the Dinosaurs

• Improve the humor: Example, remove the scene where Sid milks the male ox.

Toy Story series

• Remove the major plot holes.
• Remove all the adult humor.

Toy Story

• Make Buzz Lightyear, Mr. Potato Head, Sid Phillips and Sheriff Woody more likable at certain points.
• Remove the animation errors.
• Improve some of the animation for humans.

Toy Story 2

• Make the scene where Woody has a nightmare where he gets dropped by Andy in a trash can and handled in by a swarm of toy arms while Andy closes the lid less disturbing.
• Keep one fake blooper outtake reel of Stinky Pete talking to two Barbie dolls for a role in Toy Story 3.

Toy Story 3

• Make the incinerator scene and the Caterpillar Room sequence where Andy's old toys are messing and thrown around by uncontrollable little kids less scary.
• Make the toy monkey less scary.
• Get rid of the Stinky Pete poster.
• Don't make Jessie, Bullseye, Rex, Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, Pizza Planet Aliens, Slinky, Hamm, and Buzz unlikeable.

Toy Story 4

• Woody does not leave Bonnie or the main gang at the end. Rather, Bo Peep, Billy, Goat and Gruff, Giggle McDimples, Duke Caboom, Ducky, and Bunny join the main gang, much like how Jessie and Bullseye joined the main gang at the end of Toy Story 2.

• Buzz's personality isn't flanderized.
• Bonnie realizes that Woody is missing shortly after he and Forky leave.
• The rest of the main characters aren't underused.

Cars series

Cars

• Remove the product placements.
• Fix the animation errors.
• Remove the plot holes.

Cars 3

• Bring back Mia and Tia.
• Michael Keaton actually reprises his role as Chick Hicks.

SpongeBob film series

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

• Keep Patchy and Potty as the part of the group of pirates.
• Give the characters, like Sandy, Larry, and Pearl, some more screen time.

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

• The SpongeBob characters are 2D animated when on land instead of CGI.
• Add in Patchy and Potty and have them turn into superheroes during the final battle.
• Add in Spongosaurus (which will be a SpongeBob Stegosaurus) and Patrickosaurus (a Patrick Sauropod) as friends to Squidasaurus Rex (a Squidward T-Rex).
• Keep the "Thank Gosh It's Monday" scene.
• Cut out the scene where Plankton gets stuck in Patrick's belly button.
• Pearl, Larry the Lobster, Gary, Mrs. Puff, Squilliam and Karen join SpongeBob and his friends to retrieve the formula. Also, they become 6-feet-tall superheroes.
• Dennis, Flying Dutchman, Udon, The Tattletale Strangler, Clem Plankton, Larry the Snail and Victor work with Burger Beard and the Seagull Crew. They become 6-feet-tall supervillains.
• Make the Seagull Crew and The Rodent's (Sandy's superhero ego) designs look more cartoony and fully clothed, so they won't look uncanny.
  • Also, make the Seagull Crew the 2D animated characters.
• Pearl Krabs appears in a lot more scenes than just the end credits.
• Make the posters, covers, promotional media and trailers (even the DVD and Blu-ray menus) look more like the movie, which means more 2D animation. Here are some examples:
  • Replace the scene where Squidward/Sour Note gets stuck in the giant 6-pack can rings thrown by Burger Beard with the scene where the jar of tartar sauce crashes onto the Krusty Krab.
  • Replace the scene involving Slash with the scene with SpongeBob shooting ketchup.
  • Replace the scene with Patrick/Mr. Superawesomeness ripping his pants with the scene with Plankton inside SpongeBob's brain.
  • Replace the "The pirate's gonna destroy the world" quote with the snippet from the "Thank Gosh It's Monday" scene.
  • Replace the scene with Patrick/Mr. Superawesomeness with a hole on a face with the scene with SpongeBob and Plankton building a time machine.
  • Replace the scene with Squidward/Sour Note farting with the snippet from the "Teamwork" song.

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run

• Add in Patchy and Potty.
• Keep the original title "It's a Wonderful Sponge" in order to avoid confusion of the SpongeBob mobile game, "The SpongeBob Movie Game: Sponge on the Run."
• Change the plot in order to avoid rehashing the first film and the SpongeBob season 4 episode "Have You Seen This Snail?"
• Remove the flashbacks involving Kamp Koral.
• Rough Draft Studios is involved with it.
• Pearl actually appears in this film.

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