How to Make Bad Video Games Worse

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E.T.

• Make a high-definition sequel to this game, kinda.
  • They did that in the AVGN Movie (which is good to begin with), then why not in real-life?
• The graphics are messier than they were.
• Annoying low-quality chiptune music plays in the background.
• The game crashes half-way through.
• The game is also available on the NES as a port.

Sonic '06

• Sonic marries Elise, and they have hedgehuman (hedgehog-human) babies.
  • Scary, right?
• The final boss is 500 Silver the Hedgehog clones (A.K.A.: ITS NO USE INTENSIFIES)
  • The reason why if it would happen is because that Silver kills Mephiles after Mephiles killed Sonic, thus Silver steals Mephiles' power and becomes an almighty and ultra-power-filled maniac and inexplicably clones himself.
    • After defeating the 500 Silver the Hedgehog clones, 499 Silver clones all vanish and the real Silver changes his ways and returns to his home planet.
      • Of course, this will make you realize that Silver the Hedgehog is actually evil this whole time. (What?)
        • And also, the 500 Silver clones replace Solaris, because Silver is actually the Solaris Master in here!
• Make it the last game in the series (What a horrible way to end off.)
  • Until Sega decides to reboot the series, but with having the series take place after Sonic '06.
    • Yeah, just think about what happens if Sonic '06 is canon to the franchise.
      • Seriously, there will be the fact the Elise will currently be Sonic's human wife/queen for example.
        • Man, why would someone take bestiality too seriously in here?
• Add more glitches and crashes.
• There is a cutscene where Sonic and Elise have sex, and it's uncensored.

Sonic Genesis (GBA)

• Add more glitches, crashes, and such.
• The controls are more slippery.
• It only utilizes 8-bit graphics, which is clearly unacceptable for a GBA game.
  • Do those NES emulation ports on GBA count?
• The game uses actual objects instead of sprites for the characters, which makes the game use too much power and causes the Game Boy Advance to often crash.

Superman 64

• Worsen the controls even more.
• Have only 5 seconds to complete each task.
• The rings are in random places.
• Superman flies way too fast.

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