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Madness Combat
- Remove all the blood, gore and fighting.
- Make the A.A.H.W win every episode.
- De-age the main characters into 5 year olds.
- Instead of Deimos smoking ciggaretes he smokes crack.
- Tricky dies in his first appearance and does not come back.
- Jesus/Jebus is actually Jesus and not a former scientist.
- Only grunts appear.
- Make everyone use toy weapons instead of real ones.
- Make all of the weapons never get redesigns. (Wich will look weird in later episodes.)
- Make all the weapons get redesigns each episode.
- Or even worse, EACH SCENE!
- OR EACH FRAME!!!!
- Or even worse, EACH SCENE!
- Make Tricky Madness 2 play in the background constantly for no reason at all.
- Make all characters be more powerful than Tricky, Jesus, Hank, and Auditor combined.
- And they all have faces and anime hair.
- Instead of fighting, Deimos just sits in the corner, rolling around and saying weird shit.
- Wich is how crack addicts act like or something like that.
- Also, he has big cartoony "terrified" eyes when this happens for some reason.
- Tricky, instead of being a super-powerful maniac, he is addicted to meth and sex and every 2 seconds he barfs on the floor. Then he wipes the barf on his hands by wiping them on his as**ole. Also rename him to Tiky and make him cookie-obsessed (if you get it, good for you).
- Everything has vibrant neon colors.
- Make the protagonists (and Tricky) even more overpowered.
- Every 2 seconds the mustached star from the non-canon episodes covers the whole screen and screams.
- You have to see tricky banbangboogerblat for 2 hours before watching an episode.
- It takes 3 or 4 centuries for each episode to come out.
- The story makes even less sense.
- Everyone is a furry.
- Hank is a male prostitute.
- The audio quality is terrible.
- All of the background music is lazy repetitive dubstep music.
- Everyone has voices.
- Sanford makes fart jokes every time he gets the chance to.
- Everyone is a transsexual otherkin that hates white straight men. (Nothing against transexuals, i'm taking about thos insane people on Tumblr)
How to ruin the episodes!
- Madness Inundation is instead called "Jeb goes pee pee" Wich is about Jesus vomiting lots of blood out of his eyes while a bunch of people in the background dab in a really unsynchronized way.
- Madness Consternation is about hank teaching the viewers about stranger danger, after the episode ends a bunch of screamers appear.
Asdfmovie
- Make it reuse jokes ALL THE TIME.
- Make all scenes hybrids of scenes from other episodes.
- Wich will result in hybrids of hybrids!
The Annoying Orange
- Orange is even more annoying.
Eddsworld
- Everyone is voiced by Ralph Garman (using his Jeff Fecalman voice), Scott Menville (using his Shaggy and Robin voices) and Emma and Sally Taylor-Isherwood.
- Replace Tord and Tom with two baskets of eggplants.
Spooky Month
- Obviously, make Skid and Pump lovers just to please the squeakers.
- The kids die every episode, but come back to life in the next. Monster kills them for good in the last episodeheywaitasec-
- Monster from Friday Night Funkin' is in it, and make him Lila's spouse. Wait....
- The voice acting is incredibly obnoxious.
- Remove the "real endings" on Newgrounds.
My Pride
- It doesn't follow the original DeviantArt story at all.
- Nothing keeps her original name Hobblestep.
- Make everyone homophobic stereotypes.
- On top of that, rename it to "That Gay Lion Show". (is that too far?)
- It's a complete ripoff of The Lion King.
- Feather's sisters' deaths are shown onscreen.
- Ghost doesn't appear.
- Feather actually dies in Episode 10.
Nostalgia Critic
- Removing everything funny.
- Make Doug Walker talk about Primos.
Angry Video Game Nerd
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