Dawn's Piplup (Pokemon) (JOKE)

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Dawn's Piplup as the first Pokémon that Dawn obtained at the beginning of her travels in Sinnoh.

Why He Sucks

1. He comes off as a selfish Pokemon who's always grumpy and cranky all the time.
2. He doesn't take losing well. For example, he threatened to kill Cyndaquil for winning a game of Mario Kart.
   • He even sends death threats to Cyndaquil for getting more attention from Dawn too.
3. Instead of actually saving Pikachu from Team Rocket, Piplup recorded a video of him getting captured on his PokePod (Pokemon version of smartphone) and laughs at it which caused Ash, Dawn, Brock, Buneary, Pachirisu and Cyndaquil to call him out for not rescuing Pikachu.
4. He spits in Dawn's mouth while she was sleeping.
5. He thinks May is a whore even though she's 10 years old.
6. He blames his friends for his faults.
7. He uses Pikachu as a tool instead of treating him as an actual friend and he constantly bosses Pikachu around.
8. While rare, he's also rude to Buneary and Pachirisu too and he even picks on them as well.
9. He thinks COVID-19 is no big deal.
10. He uses anxiety as an excuse for his wrongdoings.
11. He also threatened to kill Oshawott and sends him death threats for stealing Meloetta from him.

The Only Redeeming Quality

1. He's cute.

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