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    Caillou (character), but written as a hate page

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    Please do not accuse this of ripping off the TTVSW parody blog on the show of the same name, this is what a hate page of the titular character would look like, not one of the show. Those are two different things.

    Caillou (who the fuck names their kid that? sounds like a derpy anime ripoff)
    WHAT A BRAT! YOUR NEVER GOING TO THE CIRCUS IN 80 MILLION YEARS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
    Gender: Male
    Type: Stupid annoying cancer fucked Canadian satanic brat
    Age: Baby
    Species: Nazi
    Portrayed by: Some slave who had to work on this abomination (thank goodness she died)
    Status: Alive, but we want him DEAD!
    Media of origin: 'Gayloo'


    Caillou is a big crybaby who constantly teaches kids to whine and throw tantrums to get what they want.

    Why He's The Most ABSOLUTELY EXTREMELY SUPER DUPER Loathsome Character Of All Time!

    1. He's a HUGE crybaby and throws tantrums 24/7/365.
    2. He's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!
    3. He's bald, probably because he has cancer or something.
    4. His voice sounds sooooooooo GAY!
    5. Every person in the world hates him.
    6. He likes having sex with Dora.
    7. he's a ripoff of Charlie Brown, who is 837940532909101834877585594994940303939292929200202020202929202000000 times better than him.
    8. He teaches kids to throw tantrums and be spoiled brats.
    9. He's an evil, heartless psychopath.
    10. He's worse than Hitler. At least Hitler did great things for Germany. What good did this cancer infested cunt ever do for anyone?
    11. He's the worst character of all time.
    12. He gives Canada a REALLY bad name.
    13. He can be said to be like the 4 year old equivalent to Adolf Hitler, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, or Osama bin Laden due to how despicable, cruel, heartless, and evil he is, just like these people.
    14. He's like the Ice Age Baby.
    15. He's a terrible brother, and abuses Rosie in every single awful way imaginable.
    16. He makes Peppa Pig look like Jesus Christ in comparison.
    17. He made a lot of parents not want to have kids. Now THAT is an accomplishment, a VERY, VERY BAD ACCOMPLISHMENT!
    18. His gray shirt is so annoying!
    19. He got taken off of Netflix due to being a whiny little brat.
    20. He's so ungrateful. THERE ARE KIDS IN AFRICA WHO ARE HAPPIER THAN YOU DESPITE NOT HAVING ANY FOOD, WATER, TECHNOLOGY, EDUCATION, OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU TAKE FOR GRANTED! DON'T BE UNGRATEFUL YOU POS!
    21. He needs to die!
    22. The Caillou fanboys are some of the worst people on the internet due to them constantly worshipping him like a gift from god and calling him a good boy. Good boy my ass! He's just an evil, annoying lil shit, you fucking degenerates. They also disrespect people's opinions on him. GOOD GOD RESPECT OUR OPINIONS!
    23. Every other PBS Kids show is 1234567890000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better than him.
    24. Nothing redeeming about him whatsoever.

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