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    Animated Atrocities: Sheila Broflovski (a.k.a Kyle's mom, the Bitch)

    Show: South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Film) Episode #: N/A (Character) Year: 1999

    Writer(s): Trey Parker (Director, Writer & Creator) Matt Stone (Writer & Co-Creator), Pam Brady (Writer)

    Director/Editor(s): Trey Parker (Director, Writer & Creator), Mary Kay Bergman (Voice Actress)

    Me: [watching "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut", up to the ending]

    General: Stand down, children. You can still see fart jokes on Nickelodeon.

    Stan: No! This is about more than fart jokes! This is about freedom of speech. About censorship, [Wendy looks over at him and smiles] and... stuff.

    Kyle: What about Ike, huh mom? Did you forget that your own adopted son is Canadian? [the troops gasp]

    Sheila: [shaken] I'm... I-I-I'm doing very important things...

    Kyle: But mom, you never took the time to talk to me. Whenever I get in trouble, you go off and blame everybody else. But I'm the one to blame. Deal with me. You keep going off and fighting all these causes... But I don't want a fighter. I want my mom.

    Soldier: [lowers his gun and sobs] Poor little fella!

    Sheila: [scream] No! [takes the general's handgun and shoot Terrance twice.]

    Phillip: Terrance! [Terrance falls. Sheila shoots Phillip twice and he falls.]

    Kyle: HOLY SHIT DUDE!

    Sheila: Young man, you watch your mouth!

    Me: [looking shocked]

    [blood oozes out of Phillip's chest and Sheila looks at it, surprised.] Body pile, nearby. Dead soldiers have been placed on this pile. The pile rumbles to life and a black twister shoots out from its center, creating a hell hole. Satan rises high in the air.

    Satan: Aaaah! [lands with tremendous force] My time has come!

    Saddam: [climbing out of the hell hole] You are all really fucked now!

    General: It's Saddam Hussein! Shoot him! [the soldiers fire, but the bullets simply bounce off his body]

    Saddam: [cackling] What a dumbass! [demons begin to pour of the hell hole and to pursue the soldiers. Kenny climbs out]

    Satan: [stands before Sheila] You have spilled the blood of the innocent! [she looks at him, dumbstruck] Now begins two million years of darkness!

    Chef: [sarcastic. Sheila looks at him now] Oh, good job, Mrs. Broflovski! Thanks a lot!

    Sheila: I was just trying to make the world a better place for children.

    Me: [looking disgusted]

    [Sighs deeply] Sheila, I have seen Lucy van Pelt, I have seen Gary the Rat, I have seen Allen Gregory, I have seen the entire cast of "Brickleberry". And after that little stunt of yours, the only thing I can think of right now, is everyone single one of those characters, is an ABSOLUTE SAINT COMPARED TO YOU! YOU CONNIVING, SELFISH, BACKSTABBING, MANIPULATIVE, PURE EVIL MOTHERF—

    [Homer's profanity is obscured (for us, anyway) by a loud organ note, scaring birds out of the oil-spattered trees. Shocked neighbors look at the Simpson house]

    Ned Flanders: Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I ever heard!

    ARE YOU APPOSITELY KIDDING ME?! I know that the "South Park" movie is about satirizing the themes of censorship and what it means to go too far with it, and about how it pokes fun at real life with parents complaining about kids being exposed to violent or inappropriate media, BUT THIS IS JUST BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION!

    SERIOUSLY, Mrs. Broflovski is a middle-aged shameless control freak, morality-obsessed madwoman, and POLITICAL DICTATOR, who convinces (or rather BRAINWASHES from my point of view) NOT JUST the town, but the ENTIRE UNITED STATES, that Canada is EVIL because of them allegedly CORRUPTING children with vulgar language and sophomoric humor, makes VERY RACIST remarks about Canadians, turns America into NAZI GERMANY, and starts a war against Canada that involves LITERAL CENSORSHIP-NAZIS, Canadians being sent to CONSTRUCTION CAMPS, ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE, and a very convoluted prophecy that involves Satan and Saddam Hussein's plot to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

    M. Bison: Of Course!

    And she almost causes the APOPALYPSE, JUST BECAUSE she thinks that HORRIFIC, DEPLORABLE VIOLENCE is the ONLY way to STOP people from saying ANY NAUGHTY WORDS?! That's like saying Martin Luther King Jr. was WORSE than Adolf Hitler because he didn't like broccoli or something!

    Speaking of which, I ridiculed Sheila earlier in my abridged review of the movie about how she became the Jewish, female equivalent of Der Fuehrer (if not WORSE), because NOT ONLY is she guilty of committing almost the same ATROCITIES that Hitler and the Nazis did during the Second World War, but her ANTI-SEMITISM, BIGOTRY and constant ranting about how the Canadians are EVIL because of them allegedly CORRUPTING children with vulgar language and sophomoric humor is NO BETTER (MAYBE EVEN WORSE) than Hitler's ANTI-SEMITISM, BIGOTRY and constant ranting about how the Jews are EVIL because of them not believing in God and how they KILLED Jesus, which just makes her look like a GODDAMN HYPOCRITE, ESPECIALLY seeing how her youngest son and Kyle's adopted baby brother is Canadian HIMSELF! (They EVEN point this out!) In other words, Sheila Broflovski is WORSE than Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Osama bin Laden put together! I even created a original meme earlier based on these aspects and my criticisms alone, and you can already start to see why I loathe this bitch!

    Sheila: My fellow Americans, our neighbor to the North has abused us for the last time!

    Clinton: [breaks in] I have a plan to—

    Sheila: Canadians want to-

    Clinton: As commander in chief— [Sheila slaps him away] Ow.

    Sheila: -fight us, because we won't tolerate their potty-mouths. Well, if it is war they want, then war they shall have! [throws up her arms in a V pose. Clinton simply watches.]

    And keep in mind, she and the mothers of South Park formed the infamous anti-Canadian Censorship-Nazi organization "Mothers Against Canada" in order to protect the children of the town from being exposed to inappropriate media and vulgar language by demonizing the Canadian people, solely blaming them for the profanity that their kids were using and the obscene acts they had been persuaded into doing (which also resulted in the equally infamous song "Blame Canada", EVEN THOUGH they DELIBERATELY ignored the fact that they and the rest of Americans was just as guilty of encouraging foul acts such as swearing, if not more so, and the fact that they were actually causing more damage from their protests and plans to DESTROY Canada that even put their own kid's life's in DANGER and almost lead them to cause the end of the world!

    Kuni: STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!

    Even Hitler himself was more likeable in all of the World War II political cartoons that the likes of "Disney" and "Warner Bros." made in the 1940's, and even some other animated shows in later years, because at least there, they portrayed him as like the Nazi equivalent of other angry cartoon villains like Yosemite Sam and Dr. Robotnik from the "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog". Basically in the "Looney Tunes" shorts for instance: he was generally depicted as an evil but fairly incompetent buffoon, akin to a used car salesman, in the "Disney" shorts, he was still portrayed as the evil tyrant he was in real life, but there was also seen in both company's series of shorts as an over-the-top comedic antagonist who constantly angrily rambles in random incoherent German gibberish, and moves around like a "Ren & Stimpy" character. Also the voices provided by Mel Blanc and Charles Judels respectfully gave out the same comedic over-the-top matter as the character's personalities themselves, and THEY WERE HILARIOUS AS FUCK!

    Adolf Hitler: [shouting] Stoupnegel Hamburger mit der Frankfurter und der Sauerkrauten, [long gasp] mit der Zoot Suit, mit der Reet Pleat, Zoot! Schtunk Friz Freleng, mit der Heinrich Binder, und der What's Cookin' Doc! Pumpernickel mit Sauerkrauten from der Delicatessen, mit Liverwurst, Hassenpfeffer, und der Chattanoga Choo-Choo! Gesundheit!

    Even the classic memes based on the 2004 historical war drama film "Downfall" had some very similar elements to the previous entities, even though it was most likely not the intention the directors had, but considering how all of those other pieces of media poke fun at Mr. Adolf themselves, they were at least made clear that they were only made for the sole purpose to encourage people to war bonds to help America win the war, and to ridicule the fascist ideologies that the Nazis were spending around at the time. Even "Heil Honey I'm Home!" although it was so controversial because it is very offensive to Jewish people, Holocaust survivors and victims of the Holocaust in general that it was cancelled after airing only one episode, it was at least made clear that it was just a joke (a very offensive joke obviously, but still a joke), and the concept of a fictional sitcom about Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun is just so ludicrous, that you could argue that it's so bad that it's good (in a very sadistic way maybe), and Hollywood would do something similar in "Jojo Rabbit", and actually do it right! Also there were the bad guy Nazis from both the "Indiana Jones" franchise and "Hogan's Heroes" like Arnold Ernst Toht and Herman Dietrich from "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and Sergeant Schultz respectfully where while they did hint at it, they NEVER directly referenced the atrocities that the REAL Nazis caused during the Second World War in those pieces of media! In fact Schultz is a fictitious comedic Nazi, similar to how "Disney" and "Warner Bros." portrayed Hitler, although NOT exactly the same, but you get the idea! Hell, "Der Fuehrer's Face", the cartoon where Donald Duck has a nightmare about becoming a Nazi was one of those examples, and the short and the original song by "Spike Jones and His City Slickers" is one of the BEST political satires in my opinion sense it's both ironic and comedic, and it's still a MUCH BETTER satirical song to me than "Blame Canada"!

    Sheila: ♪♪ Blame Canada! ♪♪ arrogant control freak Everyone: ♪♪ Blame Canada! ♪♪

    Sheila: ♪♪ With all their beady little eyes, And flapping heads so full of lies! ♪♪

    Everyone: ♪♪ Blame Canada! Blame Cana- ♪♪

    Penn Jillette: You Need to Shut the Fuck Up!

    German oom-pah band: ♪♪ When der Fuehrer says we is de master race, we HEIL (pffft) HEIL (pffft) right in der Fuehrer's face, not to love der Fuehrer is a great disgrace, So we HEIL (pffft) HEIL (pffft) right in der Fuehrer's face! ♪♪

    Dr. Robotnik: I'll have to give myself a prrromotion!

    Anyway back on topic, and then there's Sheila, who is quite possibly one of the most DESPICABLE villains I've seen in both film and television, and I mean that in all the RIGHT and WRONG ways, in fact I pretty much call her a MORE despicable version of Judge Follo from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"! I mean for all of the heinous acts he caused, Frollo at least believed he was a righteous man, and perhaps in his own mind he thought he was doing what was best for Quasimodo. Also his voice provided by the late Tony Jay, sounds very elegant and sophisticated and helps a lot with why he's one the best villains we all love to hate.

    Frollo: ♪♪ Protect me, Maria, don't let the siren cast her spell, Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone! Destroy Esmeralda, and let her taste the fires of Hell! Or else let her be mine and mine alone! ♪♪

    Mrs. Broflovski makes it clear from the beginning that she is EVIL! We all know right from the start that she does not care about Kyle and the other kids' best interest, she only cares about taking extreme measures to put an end to inappropiate humor, because she got upset with the children because they saw a R-rated film and began swearing, and what she thinks what the kids should do for her. And to be honest, it is very creative that this story has a reason why she would try to censor all forms of inappropriate media and vulgar language, as she is shown to be an arrogant control freak with her "protecting" the youth of South Park or to force tolerance, often taking it to the extremes, and how she thinks that even the slightest bit of controversial content will corrupt them (despite the kids of South Park often being smarter than the adults). However, she ends up sounding very obnoxious with her constant ranting about how the Canadians are EVIL because of them supposedly corrupting children with vulgar language and inappropriate media, making to hard to stand her voice most of the time. She is also a very pretentious and delusional hypocrite, as she thinks that murder, torture, and horrific, deplorable violence are acceptable in order to eliminate vulgarity and toilet humor, despite using some of these herself.

    Sheila: Goodbye, bastards!

    Now I do know how in the show, she might be sometimes strict and may sometimes have the feeling that she thinks the world involves around her when it doesn’t, but she does means well and that she has her loved ones' best interest at heart. But in this movie, she often acts like as Alice from Disney's 1951 film adaptation of "Alice in Wonderland" said as she scolded at the Queen of Hearts "a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant", and even her bigotry towards Canadians outweighs even that of Eric Cartman, who has never shown any real racism or xenophobia towards Canada! There is even a scene that parodies old war propaganda newsreels that involves Canadians getting sent to CONSTRUCTION CAMPS and the town having a public book-burning of all related Canadian merchandise! And this is the reason why I kept bringing up how the movie constantly made allusions to World War II, the Ku Klux Klan, and the Holocaust, so what do you expect?!

    Announcer: For security measures, our great American government is rounding up all citizens that have any Canadian blood, and putting them into camps [Canadians are shown being rounded up and put into caged trucks. The trucks are shown entering some camps]. All Canadian-American citizens are to report to one of these death camps right away. Did I say death camps? I meant happy camps, where you will eat the finest meals, have access to fabulous doctors [a dentist pulls out a tooth], and be able to exercise regularly. [digging, that is].

    For God's sake, "Yogi's Gang" was more SUBTLE than this BULLSHIT, and that cartoon had a character LITERALLY named Dr. Bigot! It's no wonder why Cartman keeps calling Kyle's mom a bitch, because that's exactly what she is, she's a BIG, FAT, STUPID, FUCKING BITCH! And yet in the show, she wasn't THIS FUCKED UP to the point that she makes EVEN Cinderella's stepmother look like a ABSOLUTE SAINT in comparison!

    And I know that Cartman has been infamous of doing a much larger quantity of horrible things than Sheila ever did throughout the show's entire run including: getting revenge on Scott Tenorman for selling him his pubes by having his parents get KILLED and then COOKING them into CHILLI and then feeding it to him, and tried to use "Passion of the Christ" to wage a new age against the Jewish (even putting aside him constantly making of of Kyle for being a Jew, and that Mrs. Cartman was most likely unaware of how much of terrible person Hitler was when she made his son that Hitler costume for the costume contest at school back in the Halloween episode "Pinkeye"), but at least we sympathized with him in "Scott Tenorman Must Die" and in "Passion of the Jew" him acting like Hitler was very similar to the "Disney" and "Looney Tunes" cartoons I mentioned of earlier and it was not intended to be as offense as many would think (at least from my perspective anyway), and Cartman is at least a funny and likeable jerk character, and you already know why that is, and he's the one who ends up using his FILTHY FUCKING MOUTH to save the world in the end, and he also single handedly defeated the most INSANE, BRUTAL Terrorist of the 21st Century by treating him like Elmer Freakin' Fudd later on in the classic Season 5 episode "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants" which first aired two years after the movie premiered, so there you go!

    Nostalgia Critic (Elmer Fudd dub): They’re wucky I don’t sue for copywight infwingement. (chuckles)

    Besides many would argue how Chris and Linda Stotch are MUCH WORSE than Sheila, because of how they treat their son, and act like they don't care about him, but because they weren't revealed to be Butters' parents until the Season 4 episode "The Wacky Molestation Adventure", a year after the movie, and since their personalities weren't fully established until "Butters' Very Own Episode" in Season 5, I'm not going to go into details about them here, and besides I firmly believe both them and Kyle's mom to be equity terrible for different reasons. Sheila however, just comes of as the bloody stereotypical Soccer Mom (or in our current generation's case, the stereotypical Karen), who goes COMPLETELY BATSHIT CRAZY over almost EVERY SINGLE LITTLE DAMN INAPPROPRIATE THING, and OUT RIGHT DEMANDS to have all inappropriate media to be completely censored, or even tries to do it herself BY FORCE! And she even comes off as very OFFENSIVE towards actual Jewish mothers due to her thick stereotypical Jewish accent, and mortal outrage over anything she finds as offensive! Demonizing Jews for being greedy and miserly, or being responsible for the death of Jesus is one thing, but portraying Jewish mothers as morality- obsessed Neo-Nazis who demonize other nationalities as being EVIL for no good reason like Sheila does towards Canada, CROSSES THE FUCKING LINE!! (That, and the INTENSE racism against Canadians, but I have already covered almost everything wrong about that, I've just got one more important thing to thing to bring up in a second!)

    Sheila: You Canadians are all the same, with your beady little eyes and flapping heads. Y--you're trash!

    Canadian Minister: I resent that! I find that racist, and—

    Sheila: Our children are now addicted to your filth!

    Canadian Minister: You are a racist, ma'am! You are a racist!

    OH COME ON SHEILA, You're about as SUBTLE as a FUCKING TRAIN WRECK...on a BOAT!

    There are also a lot of elements this film that were similarly used in the earlier Season 1 episode "Death": the side-plot of that episode involved Sheila (who was originally referred to as Carol in this episode, but that's not important) organizing an angry protest against the "Terrance and Phillip" show in order to have it taken off the air because of all the immature toilet humor, and that had a dozen protesters LITERALLY take part in SUICIDE ATTACKS on the studio by being sling-shot and getting LITERALLY SMEARED on the face of the network building, and the only reason it succeeded is because the network was driven out by the protesters LITERALLY (yet unintentionally) DEFECATING all over the premises!

    John Warsog: Ladies and gentlemen, your nazi-esque tactics of trying to stink us out with your rancid feces ... has worked.

    Shot of a large pile of crap lying in front of the two Porto-potties.

    John Warsog: Therefore, today we will be officially taking "Terrance and Phillip" off the network and replacing it with reruns of "She's the Sheriff", starring Suzanne Somers.

    The crowd cheers.

    John Warsog: Now get away from here, and take your diarrhea with you!

    The crowd continues to cheer.

    Although it only resulted in the show getting replaced with a MUCH WORSE one, Sheila starts to prepare for another boycott, and it all amounts to NOTHING because "Terrance and Phillip" ends up getting put back on the air by the next episode, so it all was just COMPLETELY POINTLESS!

    Crow (from MSTK3): We've hope you've enjoyed... No-Moral Theater, Ladies and Gentlemen!

    That episode was not only both Sheila and Terrance and Phillip's first ever physical appearance on the show as well as first establishing Sheila's antagonism towards Terrance and Phillip and Canada, but it also makes it clear from the very beginning, how much of a DESPICABLE and HYPOCRITICAL BI-ATCH she truthy was, even her actions caused the Freakin' Grim Reaper to kill Kenny who that the time during these events taking place in the middle of the main-plot was chasing after Kenny and the rest of the boys, and only stopped his pursuit of them to watch "Terrance and Phillip" in the window of a TV store and even the boys join him in watching it... until the show gets canceled, he gets pissed off and kills Kenny! They don't even explain why Death was after Kenny, over than just continuing the running gag of Kenny getting killed off in almost every episode (until his supposed permanent death in the infamous Season 5 episode "Kenny Dies"), so it makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE! And it almost makes you think if that was one of the reasons Trey Parker and Matt Stone had decided to make this movie anyway, like this episode was a bad first draft for this type of storyline, and then they felt like they could pull it off much better in the full-length version. In fact according to Trey Parker, this episode was actually the basis for the film, as the plot and theme of both the episode and film revolves heavily around the parents of South Park protesting about "Terrance and Phillip" due to the perceived negative influence it has over their children. I have already explained why the movie is ACTUALLY MUCH WORSE so far, but I've still got a lot to go over, so let's move on!

    [Soon, Gwonam and Link fly away on the magic carpet.] Gwonam: Squadala! We're off!

    Like I said earlier in my other couple of reviews of the film, I am actually a fan of the show despite HATING a lot of the REALLY UNNECESSARY toilet humor and LITERAL SHIT jokes (Mr. Hankey is one of the big reasons as to why, but that's neither here nor there), and I understand that it's just an exaggerated joke all in good fun, everybody is susceptible to being made fun of on "South Park" as much as everybody is susceptible to getting memed on the Internet, and are never intended to be vilified. This was also back when the series was still in its prime and you can definitely tell, the whole movie does have consistent theming, censorship is dangerous especially if you don't actually explain why you're censoring the thing because it's bad, while "South Park" may be disgusting and definitely not child appropriate it was never meant to be for children and that's okay, unlike some of the later seasons this is an issue you can see both sides of. The film knew what it wanted to be from the very beginning, and it did what it set out to do and because of that any offensive material is done with actual purpose, and for the most part it actually feels like they were made only in jest and not to be vindictive. THE PROBLEM is the movie often goes too over-the-top in how in the ways it tries to satirize the subject matter, making it feel VERY CONTROVERSIAL and feeling like it goes too far most of the time, and it makes it very hard for me to believe is was unintentional, and not to be taken seriously, ESPECIALLY when the film keeps constantly insulting, offending, and disrespecting actual Canadians! (I've already covered a lot of these issues in both my reviews on "Blame Canada" and the film itself, so go read those for more information, the links are in description.)

    On top of that, Sheila's voice comes off as EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUS and ANNOYING, as throughout almost the whole movie she's constantly shouting about how terrible the Canadian people are due to them supposedly MIND-RAPING kids into curing like drunken sailors and she constantly makes racist remarks about them, which AGAIN is no better (or WORSE) than Hitler ranting about the Jewish people in a very similar matter in his fascist protests, and it can get VERY GRATING VERY QUICKLY!

    Sheila: Men, when you're out there in the battlefield, and you're looking into the beady eyes of a Canadian as he charges you with his hockey stick or whatever he has, and people are dying all around you, just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words. That is what this war is all about!

    Now I know that the woman who provided her voice, Mary Kay Bergman was a talented voice actress and actually a very nice person, in addition to being the original voices of not just Sheila Broflovski, but also Liane Cartman, Shelly Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Carol McCormick and Wendy Testaburger, she also done some really good voice-over work in other animated shows and films including: Gwen Stacy from "Spider-Man: The Animated Series", Barbara Gordon a.k.a Batgirl from "Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero" and Daphne Blake from both "Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island" and "Scooby-Doo! and the Witch's Ghost". (Ironically she also provided the voices for both Quasimodo's Mother and Djali from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame", and I may now know of another reason why Frollo had such a big conflict with Esmeralda in that film!) I won't say that Mary Kay Bergman as Sheila don't do her job well, she actually does do a pretty good job at it as well as her voices for the other female characters on the show and film, the thing is that her job was always to make Sheila ANNOYING, and as a viewer you can only take so much of it, and making her the main antagonist pushes that FAR BEYOND THE BOUNDARIES!

    Canadian Minister: Well, the film is R-rated, and it's not intended for children—

    Sheila: Well, but of course children are gonna see it!

    Canadian Minister: Can I finish--? The fact is that we Canadians are quite surprised by your outrage.

    Sheila: You just don't care!

    Canadian Minister: Can I finish, hello? Can I--can I finish? The United States has graphic violence on television all the time! We can't believe that a movie with some foul language would piss you off so much.

    Sheila: [draws close to camera] Because it's evil!

    Canadian Minister: Can I finish, please, can I finish?! [long pause] Okay, I finished.

    Even her voices for some of the other characters had quite a few problems. I mean some like Mrs. Cartman and Sharon are alright, but Shelly is shown to be as OBNOXIOUS and as much as a DESPICABLE BITCH as Kyle's mom (if not WORSE), and Wendy in both the early seasons of the show and this movie often sounded like she was trying to channel her inner Chipette.

    Stan: But Wendy, what about Gregory?

    Wendy: Oh, Stan, I never really cared for Gregory.

    Stan: You didn't?

    Wendy: No, dude. Fuck Gregory! Fuck him right in the ear! [Gregory hears this and is shocked]

    What makes it worse is that Bergman was also best friends with Tara Strong, who is Canadian herself! In fact she was even the original voice of Timmy Turner in the "Fairly OddParents" shorts from "Oh Yeah! Cartoons" until Strong took over the role in the actual series as well as redubbing Bergman's lines from the "Oh Yeah! Cartoons" segments, and that series is also a Canadian Cartoon, and a really good one that at! (Well at least the first 5 seasons were good, until the show started to decline in quality by the 6th season, but you all how well that turned out already!) For crying out loud, how do you think the voice of Twilight "MOTHERBUCKING" Sparkle would feel about her best friend's portrayal of her fictional Jewish counterpart and her racism of Canadians in this film?! Even the show wasn't this crass about these types of parodies, and you know what, you do have to give credit to the Canadians for NOT RIOTING of how the show and this film always depict them! Hell, Tara Strong would most likely be rather angry at Tray and Matt for these kind of jokes (if she was as offended at the all of the offensive and disrespectful treatment of Canadians as I am), and would probably SUE their asses over it! Even Twilight and her friends wouldn't stand for Sheila's intolerance, and Princess Celestia would probably banish her to the moon or turn her to stone!

    Pinkie Pie: Nopony breaks a Pinkie promise!

    Fluttershy: You're... going to LOVE ME!

    The irony of all this is that a few months after the movie premiered, Bergman had committed suicide due to suffering from generalized anxiety disorder as well as some other hardships she was experiencing at the time. I'm assuming part of the reason was that even she realized how much of a XENOPHOBIC SOCIOPATH her character had become, and was so HORRIFIED and DISGUSTED by it that she vowed to NEVER have anything to do with her again, especially when anybody keeps associating her with Mrs. SUPER KING KAMEHAMEHA BI-ATCH! Now before you call me out for being heartless and uncaring just hear me out first: I don't mean any malevolent or spiteful accusations at Mary Kay Bergman at all, I clearly stated earlier about she's a good person and that her untimely death was a very tragic moment for everyone. I truly felt sympathy for her when I first heard about her depression and I definitely feel that she will be missed. Just remember, I'm only making this critique on just the character and NOT the actual voice actress herself, it don't change the fact of how terrible the character or media is, but it's no excuse to blame the actors for the portrayals and calling them out for it! Again I mean no ill towards Mary Kay Bergman as a person, it's Sheila who's the REAL enemy here, and I've got to finish what I started and finally put this bitch in her place ONCE AND FOR ALL!

    And it's NOT JUST the Canadians that the movie insults, offends, and disrespects, it also insults, offends, and disrespects other nationalities of people as well, I mean just listen to this exchange!:

    Jimbo: Oh, boy! Military action, Ned. Let's kill us some Goddamned Australians!

    Ned: Mmm-I think we're fighting Canadians.

    Jimbo: Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?

    Now OK I know that was just a throwaway line to further show how the parents of South Park take the dumb approach of blaming the country rather than themselves for their faulty parenting, Hell it even happens in real life with parents complaining about kids being exposed to violent or inappropriate media and the movie pokes fun at this mentality very well for the most part. It's still not any less offensive or disrespectful, but it's not as bad as some of the other insults that the movie has dished out so far. But then there's the scene after this, where the General comes in to discuss the Army's battle plans for the war, I've briefly mentioned this scene back in my Blame Canada review, but in order to truly understand how infamously racist this is, you'll have to see it for yourself, so here we go.:

    General: [opens the session] Pay attention! Tomorrow night is the USO show, for all you troops. There will be celebrities, followed by the execution of Terrance and Phillip. After the show, we will finally be sending ground troops into Canada. So let's strategize! Map! [a holographic rotating globe appears, which is replaced by a 3-D map of Canada] Our sources have told us that the Canadians are preparing for our invasion, so we must use caution. Each battalion has a specific code name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands. [the battalion made up solely of African-Americans, led by Chef, raises its hands] You will be the all-important first attack wave, which we will call, "Operation: Human Shield".

    Chef: Hey, wait a minute! General: Now, keep in mind, "Operation: Human Shield" will suffer heavy losses. Battalion 14? [the battalion next to Chef's raises its hands. they are all Caucasians] Right. You are "Operation: Get-Behind-The-Darkies." You will follow Battalion 5, here. [the map animates to show the darkies getting shot down by planes as the white troops move in behind them.] And try not to get killed, for God's sake! Are there any questions, men? [Chef raises his hand] Yes, soldier?

    Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?

    General: I don't listen to hip-hop.

    You guys wouldn't know SUBTLY if it bit you harder on the ass than a "Super Mario" Piranha Plant! However I will admit, that this General is quite possibly my FAVOURITE character in the whole movie, next to Satan and Saddam Hussein, and of course Ze Mole! He's kinda like a cross between of Coach Buzzcut from "Beavis and Butt-Head" and General Specific from "Sheep in the Big City", he's basically the stereotypical hardass military General who often shouts out orders to his men in an over-the-top matter, and even though he comes off as big of a racist as much as the other Americans, you do at least understand that he's only trying to protect his country from any forces that threaten them and not intended to be vindictive. Plus he's given one of the BEST and FUNNIEST scenes in the film!

    General: After that, we will march into the heart of Canada, and we will—

    Saddam: [his head breaks in over the map] I'm comin' to getcha! I'm comin' to getcha!

    General: Oh, what's wrong with this thing? [goes to the base of the holograph, opens a small door and presses some buttons] Fuckin' Windows '98! Get Bill Gates in here [several soldiers escort Bill Gates in] You told us Windows '98 would be faster, and more efficient, with better access to the Internet!

    Bill Gates: It is faster. Over five million [BANG. Bill falls away as the general lowers his gun]

    And at least Chef and the African-American battalion do get FREAKIN' SWEET REVENGE on "Operation: Get-Behind-The-Darkies" in maybe the BEST DAMN scene in the whole movie!

    The trench. The general and his staff line the interior

    General: All right, men! Human Shields up front, then "Operation: Get Behind the Darkies." [the men line up before the trench as ordered. A bomb lands next to the general and kills two of his men. He pushes them away] Remember "Human Shields": protect our tanks and planes, too! [Some darkies are tied to tanks, planes, and cannon barrels. The general looks through his binoculars and sees Canadian tanks converging en masse towards him] Holy mother of Jehosephat!

    Canadian Commander: Fire on my command!

    Chef: All right, squad. Just like I told you. [a Canadian tank targets the battalion] One... two...

    Black Soldier: Is some people gonna die?

    Canadian Commander: Fire! Chef: ...Three! [the battalion splits in two, the two halves running in opposite directions, exposing the white soldiers coming in]

    General: What in the—?! [the white soldiers are bombed away]

    Black Soldier: Great plan, Chef! [Chef and his men lie on their stomachs, shielding their heads]

    Chef: "Operation: Human Shield," my ass!

    SERIOUSLY, how can you not watch that and hear We Shall Overcome playing in your head?!

    HOWEVER, even all of still don't change the fact of how much of a DESPICABLE COLD-HEARTED BITCH Sheila is in this film! If this all just about how the Canadians started insulting, offending, and disrespecting the Americans of all of the same crap that she was complaining about the Canadians doing, and the Canadians bombing the residence of the Baldwin brothers out of spite, instead of striking back at the Americans for how they fun of them, and putting their entire economy in JEOPARDY from them arresting Terrence and Phillip, THAT'S ONE THING, but she DELIBERATELY INSTIGATED the conflict when you arrested Terrence and Phillip on the "Conan O'Brien" show labeling them as "WAR CRIMINALS", and you was the one who started the war and had Terrence and Phillip labeled as "WAR CRIMINALS" and planned to have them EXECUTED, just because you HATED them for spouting out a bunch of nonsensical curse words and felt like they needed to SUFFER for it! It really astounds me the level of incompetence the writing is here, nothing feels legit to me from Sheila simply trying to censor the "Terrence and Phillip" movie to the sudden outburst of World War III, it's like they needed a reason to create a proper antagonist for this kind of story for the audience to root against and all they can think of was to take one of the most unlikeable characters from the show and use her for the plot to cause the birth of Shedolf Hitler!

    Sheila: Canada will no longer corrupt our children! [the boys walk up to her]

    Kyle: Mom, can I talk to you for a second?

    Sheila: Kyle, what are you doing here? You are grounded! Now get back to the house, and stay there! [Kyle turns and walks away dejectedly]

    Sharon: You too, Stanley!

    Stan: [Kyle turns again] Mom, we think you're going too far. You can't kill Terrance and Phillip.

    Sheila: [addresses the crowd again] We must fight for our children's futures!

    Stan: You started a war. You have to stop it.

    Sheila: To make them safe again!

    Stan: Hello? Sheila: Our children are precious!

    Stan: Hello-o? [waves his hand, then turns and walks away with the others]

    Sheila: We must make a stand now! Stop at nothing!

    You know who actually was in the same situation and got it right? Marge Simpson in the classic Season 2 episode of "The Simpsons" "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"! She was making protests about censoring "Itchy and Scratchy" due to the excessive violence of those cartoons being a bad influence to kids, but she NEVER made any offensive or disrespectful rantings about certain groups of people or start a war with another country over it, she just had her group picket on the studio grounds, appeared on tv to address her complaints, and suggested that concerned parents send letters to the studio, it's NOT that Hard! On top of that, Marge also had a perfectly legit reason to start these protests after discovering how Maggie was supposedly influenced by "Itchy and Scratchy" to hit Homer on the head with a mallet, and was concerned about her family's safety. She also addressed her complaints in a very respectful and sophisticated matter and didn't come off as annoying or vindictive. Yes she could often come off as being very strict and nagging herself, but she does truly care about her family's best interests and is shown to be a more respectful and unstaining person.

    Marge's letter to Roger Meyers, Jr.: Dear Purveyors of Senseless Violence: I know this may sound silly at first, but I believe that the cartoons you show to our children are influencing their behavior in a negative way. Please try to tone down the psychotic violence in your otherwise fine programming. Yours truly, Marge Simpson.

    Even "Family Guy" did this storyline much better in the 4th season episode "PTV": in that episode the FFC were portrayed as the antagonists because of how they were censoring all television shows, even cutting out anything that might be deemed inappropriate, including bikinis on "Three's Company", Ralph Kramden’s threats of spousal abuse on "The Honeymooners" and even Dick van Dyke’s name, but they weren't evil, they were just doing their job, and were also shown as respectful and sophisticated in handing the matter as Marge was in that other episode. And when they start to censor any foul language and inappropriate behavior in real life, it's done in a very exaggerated and ludicrous but also very clear and humorous way, and does a great job at poking fun on how insane the FCC’s regulations are!

    FCC Member: His chin looks like balls, you want me to cover that, too?

    This also as satirized extremely well in "The FCC Song", which too handled the subject in a very clear and humorous way, and is really catchy to boot!

    Peter: ♪♪ They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this, ♪♪

    Brian: ♪♪ They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss, ♪♪

    Stewie: ♪♪ And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss, ♪♪

    Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ It's the plain situation! There's no negotiation! ♪♪

    Peter: ♪♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪

    Jem Reviews summed up this song perfectly: "It's the ultimate FUCK YOU to censorship!", and I couldn't agree with him more, in fact I would even say that it's the MUCH BETTER version of "Blame Canada" from the "South Park" movie for how well it tackles it's satire without coming off as controversial or in bad taste, and this episode came out back when "Family Guy" was still in it's prime even shortly after the revival! Even the real FCC was amused by the episode, and that just goes to show you how effective these kinds of parodies can be!

    Brian: ♪♪ They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups... ♪♪

    Peter: ♪♪ Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops, ♪♪

    Stewie: ♪♪ Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops! ♪♪

    Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin, ♪♪

    Peter: ♪♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪

    Both these episodes I find to be MUCH BETTER than "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut", because of how better they pulled off their social commentary on censorship without feeling the need to poke fun at certain nationalities of people in a very spiteful way. In this film, Sheila acts so SELFISH, sounds so OBNOXIOUS, and acts so RACIST towards the Canadians, that she seems to act EVEN MORE IMMATURE than the kids (or even the show itself) and it becomes hard to believe that she has any good intentions at all! At least Marge and the FCC were acting more mature than Kyle's mom in their plans in trying to censor inappropriate media, but here she's just "Canadians are EVIL, because they're CORRUPTING our children with vulgar language and sophomoric humor, and they MUST all be DESTROYED in order to stop this kind of bad behavior FOR GOOD!"

    Ray Wilkins: But Wait... There's More!

    Worst of all of this is what happens near the end in the film's climax, which has got to be THE WORST CASE of TREACHERY I've EVER seen in any film! After the boys mange to stop the execution and free Terrance and Phillip and when the Canadians launch their surprise attack on the Americans, the mothers realize that this all GONE TOO FAR and tell Sheila to go piss off, despite she STILL thinking that she's doing the right thing! (which of course SHE'S NOT!) And then when she and the American Army corner the Canadian duo, La Resistance comes in to defend them, and Kyle FINALLY grows a pair and decides to stand up to his mother, and gives a big speech about he wants her to stop fighting all these battles and just be his mom, and that she shouldn't blame Canada because it's his fault that he saw the movie in the first place, and the American forces seeing that Kyle has a point, decide not to fight anymore... AND THEN Sheila goes INSANE and SHOTS Terrance and Phillip at point-blank range, DESPITE that she could have easily hit one of the kids by ACCIDENT! (including, quite possibly, HER OWN SON!) And this ends up summoning Satan and Saddam Hussein and their army of the DAMNED from the depths of the Underworld, and all Hell LITERALLY breaks loose, and even after even she FINALLY REALIZES that she has GONE TOO FAR, and after Kenny uses his wish to bring everyone who was killed during the war and to restore the world back to normal (as normal as it can get in South Park anyway), she doesn't SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES of her actions and GETS AWAY WITH IT SCOT-FREE!

    Nostalgia Critic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NO! NO! NO! Eh, NO! NO! No, no, it—No! No! Eh—No! (shrugs a bit) No. Nope. Nope. (speaks quietly) No, no, no, no, no! No! No! NO! No, no, no, no (laughs a bit), nope. Nope. Noo. No. (starts raising his voice into a yell) No, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO! NO-HO-HOH! NO, NO, NO-NO-NO-NO-NO! (starts flicking his right hand at the screen) NO! NO! NO! I’m projecting my “NO” onto this! NO!

    Paul Hodges: No. No. Huh Huh. No. No! No! No! Hell No! NO! NO! I refuse to... No! No!

    Dr. Robotnik: NO!

    Dr. Cox : Never. Not in a million years. Absolutely not. No way, Jose. No chance, Lance. Nyet. Negatori. Mm-mm. Nuh-uh. Uh-uh. And of course, my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff. Noooooooooo!

    Adolf Hitler: NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

    Samuel L. Jackson: NO MOTHERFUCKER!

    Willy Wonka: You get NOTHING! You LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

    Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOO!

    Billy Madison: No points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    YOU CAN'T DO THAT MOVIE, you can't have the villain of this kind of story get away with doing all of these HORRIBLE CRIMES, and NOT have them get ANY SEVERE PUNISHMENT of it! THAT'S JUST BARBARIC! This is TERRIBLE! This is GODAWFUL! This... This.. THIS. IS.

    Lemongrab: UNACCEPTABLE!

    YES EXACTLY! It's just NOT RIGHT AT ALL, and it COMPLETELY FUCKS UP the WHOLE POINT of the film! Now I know that Sheila does show regret and remorse for her actions. She was even told OUTRIGHT, to her face, by Satan that her actions had ultimately led to these consequences, causing her resolve to completely crumble. And she does say that she had only been trying to make the world a better place for children, but eventually saw that her hatred had just given way to more hatred until nearly uncontrollable violence had resulted. BUT THE THING IS, that DOES NOT REDEEM herself of all this HORRIBLE DEATH and DESTRUCTION she caused: INCLUDING the MASSIVE BIGOTRY she had on the Canadian people that led up to this moment, EVEN when Kyle tried to stop her from fighting with that speech of his, and SHE STILL REFUSED to admit any of her wrongdoings and STRAIGHT OUT KILLED Terrance and Phillip HERSELF, just because she couldn't stand being challenged, indicating SEVERE NARCISSISM! Yes she did apologize to Kyle about not believing about how the war was leading up to the apocalypse and admitted to him that she was wrong and that Cartman's tendency to swear had saved the world, but we never see her directly apologize to ether the Americans or the Canadians for all of the trouble she caused, LET ALONE, do ANYTHING do make up for it, so it just makes her look EVEN MORE IRREDEEMABLE than she already was!

    Sheila: I was just trying to make the world a better place for children.

    Saddam: Yeah! And you brought enough intolerance to the world to allow my coming.

    And before you start calling me out about how sometimes the villain doesn't always lose, I don't have a problem with those kinds of stories as a whole! I know how sometimes the whole good wins over evil thing can get very boring and predictable, and having stories were the bad guys actually win adds a nice twist to certain media, such as the events in Issues 230 to 247 in the "Sonic the Hedgehog" Archie Comics where Robotnik gets more victories than him ever did earlier in the series so far. It was interesting to see him have a victory that lasted longer than one issue, and I like how the series was going that the time, it takes time with the story as the issues are split into chapters in each issue, so that they are part of a event or story, each ending of the issue makes you excited to see what happens next. You can't just have this big story and try to squeeze it all into just one issue, because they did the story would be rushed, the artwork would be sloppy, the dialogue wouldn't make sense, and would turn out to be the comic version of "Sonic 06"! And besides the whole bad guys winning in those issues of the Archie "Sonic" Comics, this wasn't the ONLY time is has happened, this has also happened in other media where the bad guys actually win. A good example would be "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back". Darth Vader doesn't lose in this one, the good guys don't win, and even though they would win later in "Return of the Jedi", I didn't complain about how the good guys didn't win in "The Empire Strikes Back"! There's also been other films where the bad guys don't lose mainly "Memento". There's this bad guy named Leonard Shelby who frames a guide for killing someone, and he's not found out, he doesn't die, he gets away with it! This has also happened in other films like "Seven", "The Usual Suspects", "Primal Fear", they all had certain films with the bad guys WON and got away with it! And again, I'm not complaining about it, I'm not making reviews saying: OH, you let the bad guys win in those movies, YOU MUST DIE! Yeah I'm NOT doing any of that! THE DIFFERENCE, is that those films were CLEARLY INTENDED to have the villains win in the end, because they made sense for those types of stories, as they were much darker in comparison to some other films and were completely fictitious works that weren't based on real life events. The "South Park" movie however, despite it not being intended to be inspired by the events of World War II, still has TOO MANY similarities to feel like it's just a coincidence with how it made several allusions to World War II, the Ku Klux Klan, and the Holocaust, and just comes of as VERY MORBID and UNCOMFORTABLE to watch! And the fact that the writers ended up creating a Hitler innuendo in Kyle's mom who was portrayed as no better or WORSE than Hitler himself, to act as the bad guy of this story, who doesn't get any sort of demise for her actions, is again JUST SO INFURIATING, that I would rather root for Der Fuhrer over that WRETCHED OLD BAT! Even he took his own life shortly after the Fourth Reich started to collapse by the end of the Second World War, Sheila didn't even do that! And I'm NOW starting to see that Hitler WAS RIGHT about the Jews being EVIL ALL ALONG! (Just NOT in the same way that he thought!)

    Adolf Hitler: Aaahhhh! Ich bin ein Berliner!

    Creature's left leg: Uh, what did he say?

    Polidori: I think he said he's a donut.

    Victor Frankenstein: He sure is!

    It make things crazier, in an early version of the movie, the writers originally intended for Sheila's character to be EVEN WORSE than she would be in the final film! (Although it still didn't make her any better in the final film anyway!) According to the 8th draft of the script for the movie, it was made clear that the power of leading "M.A.C." went to her head and made her GO BATSHIT INSANE even to the point that when after discovering Kyle, Cartman, and also Ike (Yeah I'll get to him in a second.) were at the USO show, the General thought that they were "Canadian Sympathizers", and ordered for them be EXECUTED alongside Terrance and Phillip! And for SOME REASON, she and Mrs. Cartman were all on board for it (which also makes Liane look COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER!) while Stan and Kenny's mothers were shocked at this act! I guess this is what they call CHARACTER DERAILMENT?! Ah, let's face it Mrs. Cartman didn't have much of a character by this point in the series anyway. After the war began Sheila went on an insane rant about how perfect her plan is to ELIMINATE "not pretty things" and among other things admitted that Kyle was not born in a hospital! (Ironically this detail need up becoming canon and was later confirmed in the 14th season episode "It's a Jersey Thing", so make of that what you will!) That and she also mistook Satan for American lawyer, Alan Dershowitz for some reason. Ok, I get she was acting crazy in this version, but I don't get this part. Even Mr. Magoo isn't this nearsighted! Apparently this aspect of her character was later dropped from the final film as it seemed to be very uncharacteristic of her and to make her more sympathetic as she saw what the war lead to, which honestly does make sense. HOWEVER it STILL does NOT excuse her for the actual actions she was RESPONSIBLE for in the movie, especially when everyone still knows of what all she's done! Also in that same early version, Ike was originally going to accompany the boys to the battlefield, it was even shown in the theatrical trailer, but his role was later cut down, as he gets left in Kyle's attic in the final film. I guess Kyle thought it would be too dangerous to take his little brother with him, and decided it would much safer to hide him in the attic to keep him from being sent to a Canadian concentration camp himself, so I'm just kind of nitpicking here, though the whole fascism on Canada thing is an important element of the story, I don't understand why the writers couldn't think of another way to incorporate Ike into the plot and give a much bigger role, kind of a big missed opportunity here guys. THE POINT is that Sheila has NOT GIVEN me any good FUCKING reason as to why I should believe she's truthy sorry for all of the CHAOS she caused, even though she did admit she was wrong under the right, most extreme circumstances! Her regret and remorse just seems so FORCED, RUSHED and HALF-ASSED, that it don't feel GENUINE or LEGIT in anyway! Even earlier when the members of M.A.C., decide to abandon their cause, horrified at what they incited, we get a brief moment where she looks over the battlefield looking in deep guilt, like she's letting it all sink in, and is FINALLY starting to realize of all the PAIN and SUFFERING her actions have caused so far and maybe starting to reconsider if what she's doing is even the right thing, and at that moment it feels like she's at last starting to come around and have a change of heart after all, and try to set things right... ONLY for her to SUDDENLY revert back to her old ways in LITERALLY the VERY NEXT SCENE, almost like the previous scene NEVER HAPPENED!

    Krusty the Clown: What the Hell was that?

    SERIOUSLY, this doesn't make ANY GODDAMN SENSE! Did they just place the scenes out of order by mistake or something?! The writers had the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to have her try to redeem herself and ACTUALLY make us start sympathize with her, and they COMPLETELY BOTCHED IT ALL UP! Why should I SYMPATHIZE with this HATE-FILLED MONSTER after all she did, and then HAVE THE GALL to try to make us feel sorry for her and shortly after that have her turn back into a COMPLETE RACIST ASSHOLE, AND THEN have her go into a MANIACAL RAGE that leads to her BRUTAL MURDER of Terrence and Phillip and expect us to believe she's NOW realized she was wrong all along, even including how she DOWNRIGHT REFUSED to listen to her son trying to warn her about the war leading up to the end of the world?! Even Darth Vader SACRIFICED himself to save Luke's life from the Emperor's wrath in "Return of the Jedi", and many have augured about how if this even redeemed him for the all of the terror he had spread across the galaxy! Let me make one thing perfectly clear. This is not jumping the shark. I'm gonna repeat that again: this is not jumping the shark. No-no-no-no-no. This is... jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the BALLS, RAPING it, EATING its FLESH, CONSUMING its SOUL, MOUNTING its head on the wall, AND THEN DOING THE SAME THING TO 12 MORE FUCKING SHARKS JUST TO BE SAFE!

    Mr. Horse [to Sheila]: YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY! That's what's wrong with you! You need to be locked up away from descent NORMAL people! What kind a lunatic are you?! You just walk up the strangers in the street and tell them Hey Mister, you wanna hear some sick stories of lies TWISTED YOUTH?!?

    THE GOOD NEWS is that Sheila's over-protective and annoying personality and protests seem to have diminished a lot in the later recent seasons. The protests could reveal a vulnerability in Sheila in that she may have a fear of people's perception of her as a mother, and she has become a MUCH MORE tolerable and likeable character for the most part. THE BAD NEWS is that some traits of her original personality still lurk around in her soul, and she still has quite a bit of MALICIOUSNESS in intact, and STILL sounds slightly obnoxious, even when Mona Marshall took over the role in 2000 (again I don't mean any ill towards the actor just the character, plus Marshall still does a good job at the voice, she even does a really good impression of Bergman's original performance.), and ON TOP OF ALL THAT, she STILL hasn't made up for her actions in the movie, and it has even been CLEARLY STATED that she hasn't improved AT ALL from her previous experiences with certain media! Just take a look at this scene from the 10th season two-part episode "Cartoon Wars" (which by the way is a really good episode, and also ANOTHER one that does the whole satire on censorship thing MUCH BETTER than the DAMN movie for the exact same reasons I talked about earlier on both Itchy & Scratchy & Marge and PTV), and you'll see what I mean!

    Sheila: Kyle? Kyle, what are you watching?!

    Peter: Hey Brian, this is like the time I got a job as a carrot cake.

    Sheila: Gaaah! It's Family Guy! Quick, Gerald, do something! [Gerald arrives with a bat and begins bashing the television set to bits]

    Kyle: Dad, Dad, Jesus Christ!

    Gerald: [stops once the picture is gone] It's okay... it's dead.

    Sheila: You boys know you're not supposed to watch that careless show!

    Kyle: Mom, it was nothing. Mohammad just stood there and then drank some tea.

    Sheila: You boys don't understand anything! It's obvious that you ALL need Muslim-sensitivity training!

    And this episode aired BEFORE Family Guy's decline in quality truly BEGAN in Season 6! SERIOUSLY South Park, what EVEN the HELL?! EVEN Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump would both be having a field day with this bitch!

    There is ALSO a couple of instants in the "South Park: The Fractured But Whole" video game during the second battle with "The Human Kite from an Alternate Universe" (a.k.a Kyle's cousin, Kyle Schwartz) in the mission "Alternate Universes Collide Again" when Kyle's mom joins in the fight in the second phase where ON TOP of her ACTUALLY commenting PHYSICAL DOMESTIC VIOLENCE and CHILD ABUSE on the kids (not counting Kyle and Kyle sense she at least was trying to protect them but STILL) and THEN ANGRILY THREATEN to call the cops to have the kids arrested EVEN THOUGH she acted just as bad in handling the situation (if not EVEN WORSE), she even on occasion shouts out a few lines of dialogue that CLEARLY STATE that she STILL hasn't recovered from her racism against Canada, STILL acts like A HUGE HYPOCRITE and INSANE PSYCHOPATH, and proves ONCE AND FOR ALL that she's COMPLETELY IRREDEEMABLE! Just take a listen to THIS!:

    Sheila: [Turn start] I'm gonna kick your fucking asses all the way to Canada! [Attacked] You can't fucking do that to me! [Human Kite or Human Kite from an Alternate Universe attacked for the first time] You're gonna come in my backyard and disrespect MY FAMILY? I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU! [Human Kite from an Alternate Universe attacked] If you harm a hair on his beautiful head I will EAT YOUR FUCKING ORGANS. [Enraged] All right, I'm going straight Newark on your ass! [Enemy healing] You think you're fucking tought? You're a fucking punk!

    At least there, you do get the pleasure out of BEATING THAT FUCKING CRAZY AND PLEASURE BITCH INTO A BLOODY PULP for all of the chaos she unleashed in the film, so that's automatically a HUGE A+ for the game in my book!

    Sheila: [Using Jersey Slide] You piece of trash! [Using Psycho Slaps, Human Kite defeated] You have a lay down, Kyle. I'll handle these little bastards.

    It's good to know that ever since she ALMOST DESTROYED the world with her MORAL OUTRAGE, Mrs. Broflovski has learnt NOTHING!

    Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing!

    Sheila Broflovski? MORE LIKE SHIT-LOAD OF BULL-FUCK! Am I right lads or am I right lads?

    Lad: You are right, lad!

    As I said in my separate review on the film itself, the movie would have been a LOT BETTER if they had Sheila get some MORE PROPER form of comeuppance in the end for all of the HORRIBLE ATROCITIES she committed including her getting killed off by rewriting the climax were Cartman goes Super Saiyan, and kicks Saddam's ass using the power of swearing, and then Satan finally sick of all the abuse Saddam had given him, throws him into the pit where he gets killed by being impaled on the pointed, jagged rock, ONLY with Sheila in Saddam's place, and then have her banished to ETERNAL DAMNATION in the fiery pits of Hell, or at least have her sent to a woman's prison facility or something! And it would have PERFECTLY made up for of the FUCKED UP BULLSHIT that the film had subjected me to earlier, and would have made for a MUCH MORE SATISFYING conclusion, BUT INSTEAD, the writers felt like she had learnt her lesson, EVEN THOUGH NOONE would EVER forgive her for her actions EVEN in REAL LIFE, and think that we're in the WRONG for wanting PROPER JUSTICE to be brought upon her! What this basically means is that Sheila has MANIPULATED the WHOLE town from pretty much the BEGINNING of the series, ever sense she got ENRAGED by Terrance and Phillip's brand of humor and started that first protest against them in Death, to PURPOSELY turn them all to her side in order to PERMANENTLY censor EVERY SINGLE PIECE of media in the world! She has INTENTIONALLY set them all up to be her SLAVES in order to build her own CENSORSHIP REICH to exact REVENGE on Canada for supposedly MINDRAPING kids, JUST because she thinks that this will somehow keep children safe from being exposed to inappropriate media?! I could post every clip possible of Dr. Cox, Grumpy Cat, and every Internet critic out there, AND THAT SILL WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH NOS TO SHOW OFF HOW PISSED OFF THIS MAKES ME! And yes, I'm throwing her and her ALONE under this bus, because yeah the other parents of South Park and the rest of the Americans were just as guilty with them directly involved in all of the insulting, offending, and disrespecting of the Canadian people, but they come off as EVEN MORE INCOMPETENT than the Citizens of Springfield, that you know they had NO input any chance of actually stopping it! This would be like if in the "Fairly OddParents" television movie "School's Out!: The Musical" if Flappy Bob in his plans to try to keep all of the children of the world safe, started to believe that Japan was EVIL because they were supposedly CORRUPTING children to play with real ninja weapons and have UNDERAGE SEX through Video Games, Manga, and Anime, and decided NOT ONLY to create his own COMMUNIST MANIFESTO in order to ban all Japanese media worldwide, including declaring war on Japan and the death of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan being the final sign of the Apocalypse as part of the Pixies' plan to turn Flappy into their own secret weapon in order to destroy all fun and take over both the real world and Fairy World, but also had the writers end up completely REMOVING all of Flappy's backstory and sympathy by turning him into Joseph Stalin, and had him try to have Timmy EXECUTED, because he thought it would SOMEHOW make the world a better place, and even when Timmy does succeed in defeating the Pixies and saving the world, Flappy would to be revealed to NOT have learnt ANYTHING or be REFORMED and ends up ESCAPING in the end and vows revenge on Timmy and his Fairy Godparents that promises to be followed up in a sequel, AND THEN they lie to us with the sequel never being made, leaving the storyline COMPLETELY UNRESOLVED leaving us all FOREVER an INFURIATING CLIFFHANGER! What the Hell kind of SANCTIMONIOUS GARBAGE is that?! I swear to God the writers are SERIOUSLY TROLLING me, they're just a bunch of FUCKING TROLLS!

    Kronk: Well, you got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

    At least this film does have a LEGITIMATE happy ending with having Cartman and Kenny save the world in the end, with everyone who was killed during the war being brought back to life (except for Ze Mole for some reason, but I'll get into more on that another time), everything to restored to back to normal and Kenny getting to go to Heaven and to truly finally rest in peace.. UNTILL he comes back to life by the next episode and ends up getting killed off again, because OTHERWISE THIS MOVIE SUCKS! And that's why I've started to do these multiple reviews on this movie (also it was to coincide with the film's 23rd anniversary and I needed to TEAR APART EVERY SINGLE DAMN THING WRONG with this "Animated Atrocity" and give the PROPER THRASHING it so RIGHTLY DESERVES!) because to me out of EVERYTHING South Park has ever done next to some of their MOST INFAMOUS episodes like "Marjorine", "Toilet Paper", and EVEN "Stanley's Cup" and "The Return of Chef", it might have the CONFUSING, UNLIKEABLE, and MEAN-SPIRITED story OF THEM ALL, and it can ROT! IN! HELL!

    Angry Video Game Nerd: FUCK IT TO HELL, FUCK IT TO OBLIVION, FUCK IT TO DAMNATION OF MANKIND!

    HOLY CRAP WAS THIS A STINKER! I get that this film is just satire and that there ARE a lot of GENUINE GOOD things I do LIKE about it, BUT EVERYTHING with Sheila, M.A.C. and the American-Canadian War is JUST TOO INSULTING, OFFENSIVE, and DISRESPECTFUL towards ACTUAL Canadians, JUST TOO DARK and TWISTED, and JUST TOO MEAN-SPIRITED, and NOT EVEN in a IRONICALLY FUNNY way AT ALL! It is BEYOND SAD when the "Happy Tree Friends" video "YouTube Copyright School" had a similar story (except it was about teaching users the rules about copyright laws on YouTube instead of the dangers of censorship, but both subjects are VERY similar to each other on pointing out the problems on both of them, SO it STILL counts!) and did it BETTER, because at least there, it DID TRY to give an informative lecture on copyright laws WITHOUT coming of as being TOO vindictive, even though it STILL didn't do a VERY GOOD job that it and that it's failings due to it's own laziness and lack of motivation, and that YouTube didn't take responsibility to make up for it's own hypocrisy or false claims on the subject matter to ensure they gave them everything wanted and deserved, let alone them still constantly bullying the WHOLE Internet for supposed copyright infringement and EVEN violating their own copyright rules by NOT crediting the creators of "Happy Tree Friends" themselves! At least the mean-spiritedness made sense there because "Happy Tree Friends" IS a dark comedy despite it NOT being a good teaching source to talk about copyright, and even though Russell was constantly scolded at throughout almost the whole video, he at least he wasn't BEATEN to DEATH by the YouTube Copyright-Nazis and he does learns his lesson at the end and deicides to create his own video, and it actually featuring surprisingly good animation from the original show! For the writers to think that we would actually like seeing the adults of South Park act like a bunch of UNDIGNIFIED DOUCHEBAGS who end up ROYALLY SCREWING OVER the Canadian people, this GOES BEYOND cranking the power level to OVER 9000, but at the very least it allowed me to rant on this thing in full which is probably what it deserves and HOPEFULLY you're all now starting to understand why I have such a grudge against this film! And again just to reiterate, this is QUITE POSSIBLY one of the BEST (if not THE BEST) example of the one of the MOST (if not THE MOST) FAMOUS and most INFAMOUS movie in cinematic history based on a equally FAMOUS and INFAMOUS animated adult series, as it contains BIGOTRY towards Canadians, LITERAL Censorship-Nazis, allegories to World War II and the Holocaust, AND one of the MOST (if not THE MOST) DESPICALE antagonist in cinema who makes EVEN present Peter Griffin look GOOD in comparison! And as I said in my previous reviews, if the writers replaced the Canadians with ANY OTHER nationality in the story, it would have been OUT RIGHT BANNED! Hell I'm surprised that it wasn't EVEN banned in Canada ALONE for all of the OFFENSIVE, and DISRESPECTFUL things it did to Canadians ALREADY! Mr. Enter said the same thing in his review of the notorious King of the Hill episode "Uh-oh, Canada", AND EVEN that did the whole "poking fun of Canadians" thing A LOT BETTER in comparison to this CINEMATIC ABOMINATION!

    Ren Höek: YOU EEDIOTS!

    TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, the film EVEN spawned a semi-sequel in a form of the sub-plot of Season Twenty-One episode "SUPER HARD PCness": in that episode after watching the new "Terrance and Phillip" show on "Netflix", Kyle starts to feel for the people they fart on and after being constantly insulted, he ends up claming that Canada is a BAD INFLUENCE on children as well, going so far as to form the "spiritual successor" to M.A.C. "Millennials Against Canada" which has THE SAME DAMN OBJECTIVES! Now Kyle does state that Canada isn't to blame for most of the United States' problems, he was just trying to say there's a culture that originates from Canada which is at least partly to blame for the state of the country, and he does say that he doesn't want bullying, he doesn't want the fear of being farted on, or doesn't want a girl he liked (referring to Heidi) turning into another Eric Cartman, so you could make make the argument that his motivations are at least slightly more understandable than Sheila's in comparison, but due to the fact that for some reason he starts to act just like his mom (even the episode ITSELF points this out and was the reason why Kyle being constantly insulted due to everyone starting to compare him to his mom), but he ALSO becomes just as CORRUPTED, as big of a hypocrite, AND as INCREDIBLY BIGOTED of Canadians as she was in the movie (which ALSO comes off as VERY HYPOCRITICAL of him, considering that he was the one who was trying to save Terrance and Phillip, all of Canada, and the WHOLE WORLD from the war his OWN MOTHER started and the coming of the Apocalypse), and this ultimately results with sending the president (who was Mr. Garrison who was acting as the show's parody of Donald Trump following the events of the infamous season-long story arc of the 20th season at the time this episode first aired by the way) to launch a FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB on Canada which DESTROYS Toronto and results in the DEATHS of OVER A MILLION Canadians in the process! NOT ONLY does this cause flanderization on Kyle's character as he acts no better than his mom did in the film and that his actions caused EVEN WORSE DAMAGE to Canada, but it's ALSO just a complete rehash of the movie's plot! It uses a lot of the same plot points of the characters blaming Canada for being a bad influence on thier children and them taking extreme measures to censor all vulgar media with it all ultimately leading to terrible consequences for everyone involved! At least other shows and films like for instance "Home Alone 2" didn't go all out on retreading ALL of the scenes from the first film in the EXACT SAME WAY, and at least tried to expand on them and make them MOSTLY different from the original! This had HARDLY ANY DIFFERENCES from the film it was based on OTHER than having Kyle in his mom's place (ironically Sheila had NOTHING to do with this story other than everyone comparing Kyle to her, let alone her never appearing in the episode AT ALL), and it just felt like the writers were starting to run low on ideas that this point making it feel like the EVEN WORSE rehashed sequel to the original theatrical movie! And the WORST THING of all is that this was the BIGGEST KICK in the BALLS that Canada had suffered from, and would probably change the country in the "South Park" universe FOREVER! Even in the damn movie, they had Canada saved in the end along with the rest of the world, but here the fate of the ENTIRE country is completely uncertain and by this point in the series and it has NEVER fully recovered from this event from what I have gathered let alone it having NEVER appeared again so far, and I don't know if it will EVER recover from this horrible tragedy!

    Professor Farnsworth: I Don't Want to Live on this Planet Anymore.

    It's because of this episode alone that why I believe that Sheila had EVEN managed to SOMEHOW CORRUPT EVEN her OWN SON with her BIGOTRY against Canada which lead up to him causing EVEN MORE DEATH and DESTRUCTION than she did, and escalates further why I FIRMLY BELIEVE that she haven't reformed AT ALL after the events of the movie and why the film WAS THE WORST THING EVER to come out of the ENTIRETY of "South Park"! This is a PENIS-SHAPED PISS STAIN on the face of cinema! I'd rather have SEX with the Wicked Witch of the West! I'd rather play a "CD-i" game, like "The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe"! (Yeah I know the last one was a bit out of context, but you get the picture.) This movie is just SO CONTROVERSIAL and hard for me to get through, it would be easier for me to lift a Steam locomotive with my ASS while singing the ENTIRE score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore" and playing through BOTH "Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels" for the "Famicom Disk System" AND "Crash Bandicoot 1" for the "PS1" to FULL COMPLETION at the SAME TIME! This movie is equal to that of LIQUID ASS BUTTER! STAY AWAY FROM THIS HORRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT-ENCRUSTED FUCK! I'D RATHER SUCK FARTS OUT OF A DOG'S ASS! Der Film ist scheiße! Dieser Film fickt dich härter als das Leben! (Translation: The movie is SHIT! This movie FUCKS you harder than life!) Well, I gave that a try. Anyway, this movie isn't just your average TURD, it's the kind of PUTRID RANCID DISGUSTING TURD that sits in a truck stop bathroom for 20 years until even the flies won't go near it! It's stories like this that make me regret ever start watching "South Park"! This movie is like a NEVER-ENDING TURD that bends around and goes into your MOUTH, thus creating an endless cycle of EATING your own SHIT whilst taking a CRAP, and occasionally PUKING up the same for all ETERNITY! This is so BAD, the Devil wouldn't even accept it into Hell if you offered it with your SOUL! I'd rather SUCK the DRIED SHIT out of Brian Griffin's ASS HAIR! FUCK this movie! No, better yet, DON'T FUCK this movie, don't let your friends FUCK it! IT'S UNFUCKWORTHY! This movie is just an ORGY of ASS! This movie is a CHICKEN-LICKIN' FINGER FUCKIN' SON OF A BITCH! This movie is BALL CIDER! The Assholians bow down to this piece of SHIT! In other words, the movie sucks.

    And so, after three reviews of pointing out some of the worst that "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" has churned out, what else is there to say?

    Sheila: Young man, you will tell Mr. Mackey this instant where you heard all these horrible phrases!

    Fine I'll tell you, you have become one of the most (if not The Most) Loathsome Character in all of adult television. You have not only gone out of your way to made yourself as unlikeable as possible, but you do nothing but pile on insult after insult on all Canadians who all are more mature than you and rail against nearly everything good that Canada has ever given us, giving hardly any evidence other than "Trust me it Sucks!"! Yeah I have insulted the majority of this film while using a ton of exclamation points and emphasizing a lot words in UPPER CASE like I was trying to imitate Frank Miller's writing, but I try to back it up with LOGIC! I also give good examples of things I actually like about it and why everybody else loves it, to hopefully show I'm not just some bitter jealous comedian who goes around hating everything that comes out of Hollywood like you! I don't go around like Junie Harper from the King of the Hill episode "Hilloween", claiming about how Halloween is a holiday for WITCHES and SATANISTS and Trick-or-treating being DEVIL WORSHIP and that everyone who celebrates it would go to Hell and try to ban it from Arlen or LET ALONE go around insulting, offending, and disrespecting Canadians, against them for supposedly corrupting children with vulgar language and inappropriate media with NO PROOF! What if I were to suggest, that you are just bitter at Christmas because you think it's OFFENSIVE to Jews and that's why you tried to remove everything that you thought was offensive to anyone and had it stripped of all semblance of the holiday including the school Christmas pageant, and then got pissed off at the pageant being terrible and started to blame everyone else for DESTROYING Christmas (even though everyone else was responsible for the same thing as you) back in the first Christmas episode, and you claiming that all Canadians are TERRIBLE people because they CORRUPT children with profanity and sophomoric humor in this film (DESPISE YOU using some of these YOURSELF) and commenting attempted GENOCIDE DESPIDE it being NO BETTER (OR WORSE) than Hitler claiming that all Jews are TERRIBLE people because they KILLED Jesus and commenting attempted GENOCIDE over that! GOD you're a HYPOCRITE! You know I can respect you for going after sophomoric toilet humor in the episode "Death", but doing so by having the protesters take part in SUICIDE ATTACKS on the network building and then forcing the studio to cancel "Terrance and Phillip" by LITERALLY taking a DUMP on the studio grounds (even though it wasn't intentional), because your children were given UNCONTROLLABLE cases of EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA through NO FAULT of their own DOESN'T WORK! Oh, and you had to go off on the boys making fun of Nurse Gollum in "Conjoined Fetus Lady" because she had "Conjoined Twin Myslexia" and try to teach them about the disease, but you end up causing Stan and Cartman to start trying to SPLIT THEIR HEADS OPEN with ICE PICKS to get supposed fetuses out and got Stan in trouble for YOUR OWN SHITY PARENTING and then act like Nurse Gollum was ungrateful for you making her feel accepted, even though she NEVER wanted any extra attention or special treatment and that by doing so you made her feel singled out! And then there's the little fact that you planned to have V-Chips installed in all the kids with the help of Eric Idle as the long lost cousin of Dr. Wily to prevent them from swearing DESPIDE them probably STILL REFUSING not to swear and most likely cause them all to SUFFER SEVERE, or EVEN PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE from all of the electric shock they give off whenever they swear! You wanna teach your kids not to curse, GET YOUR ASS OFF YOUR DAMN CENSORSHIP-NAZI PEDESTAL and be a PROPER RESPONSIBLE PARENT! And by the way, being racist against Canada and shooting Terrance and Phillip in the head and summoning Satan and Saddam from Hell even though the latter wasn't intentional doesn't make you better than them, let alone Cancel culture for BANNING "The Simpsons" classic 3rd season episode "Stark Raving Dad" for the allegations against Michael Jackson or some of Dr. Seuss' books for racist imagery DESPISE the former having NOTHING to do with said allegations and removing it was the WRONG thing to do and the latter just being a project of the time and NOT as intentional racism! In fact, considering that this movie is MUCH WORSE due to how it INSULTS, OFFENDS, and DISRESPECTS actual Canadians, IT NEEDED to BANNED INSTEAD of both those other medias! Also, to quote the legendary Theodor Geisel if he ever decided to write a book about you if he was still around at the time this film came out: "You're a Mean One Mrs. Broflovski, we've made that pretty blunt! You're just a Cold-hearted and Intolerant C— nasty old unpleasant woman!" Plus the way to treat your own sons by not caring about Kyle being committed to an INSANE ASYLUM thinking he's a A "CLINICALLY DEPRESSED FECALPHELIAC ON PROZAC" earlier in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas SHIT", or not learning a SINGLE GODDAMN Thing from your experiences from the war, or even GOING ALL FUCKING CRAZY when you thought that Kyle and Ike were INTERNET TROLLS during the last three episodes of Season 20! What happened to you standing up for Kyle by attempting to protest against Cartman for leading the whole school into believing your son was responsible for 9/11 in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"? Oh right, that was during the time later on in the show's run, when the writers realized to finally start putting you in your place! In fact I FIRMLY BELIEVE that YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CAUSED 9/11 due to the events of the American-Canadian War that lent Al-Qaeda to believe that America was planning to ATTACK them by surprise and sent them to try to strike back at the Americans before they could! You SCREWED OVER America you GODDMAN MORON! If is this was just about how several children had ended up accidentally injuring or EVEN KILLING themselves by trying to imitate the stunts they saw in the "Terrance and Phillip" movie, and you trying to protect them from hurting themselves due to those actions by teaching them about why they're dangerous THAT'S ONE THING, but Kenny was the ONLY one who tried to light his own fart on fire and it was the doctor's own incompetence that caused his death by them accidentally replacing his heart with a baked potato (and he dies in ALMOST every episode!), and when you're solely responsible for you're own kids actions, you take CARE of them! EVEN the boys pointed this out!

    Stan: You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV, and more time worrying about what's going in their kid's lives, this world would be a much better place.

    Kyle: Yeah, I think that parents only get so offended by television because the rely on it as a babysitter, and the sole educator of their kids.

    Kenny: (You know what I think? Basically, if you let the decision of what you watch stop at the parents' control, then what can you see? It'll stay the same because they'll just get offended although their kids are not delighted with the television series they put on for their kids.)

    Kyle: Totally dude.

    Stan: Good point man.

    BUT INSTEAD, you CONSTANTLY NEGLECT and PSYCHOLOGICALLY ABUSE your OWN son RIGHT in front of him, because you somehow think that EVEN AFTER him continually proving that you were wrong and he was right all along and showing that he's a MORE proper dignified and mature adult than you, you still get to control his life! Did you ever stop to think that MAYBE, Kyle being the voice of reason could be the path towards getting you out of your crappy lifestyle, that maybe if you were MORE SUPPORTIVE and didn't go off fighting all these causes all the time, the kids might have started to treat you with MORE respect and understanding and learn more to control their disobedient urges towards your rules?! Kyle should have been an example to you, that you CAN overcome this system that you claim has screwed you people over, if you do your hardest to maximize your parenting skills! But you don't want to want to see that happen because it would leave you with no one to blame for your actions but YOURSELF! But I could forgive all of that, if you weren't SO UNFUNNY! That's what you are, a UNFUNNY, BITTER, ANNOYING, INTOLERABLE, INCOMPETENT, STUCK-UP BITCH!

    Sheila: WHAT, WHAT, WHAT!?

    NO I don't buy for a second that you did all of this to try to make the world a better place for children or that you're truly sorry for ALMOST DESTROYING the world with your MORAL OUTRAGE or learnt ANYTHING from it, this about YOU hating YOUR LIFE and ALL forms of Popular media and culture claiming how they're making the world a ROTTEN place, and thinking that if you're not happy, NOONE AROUND YOU GETS TO BE HAPPY! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! YOU HATE CANADA! So you get NOTHING! You LOSE! GOOD DAY MA'AM! You wanna know what I think? Glenn Quagmire and Quasimodo said it best!

    Quagmire: These kinds of guys don’t change. Y-you think they ever suddenly wake up and realize the error of their ways and clean up their act? No! They just keep ruining everyone’s lives, and the world is better off without ‘em!

    Quasimodo: All my life you have told me the world is a dark, cruel place. But now, I see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is people like you!

    This MAY now be the MOST MORALLY DEFICIENT character I have EVER SEEN! Sarah Palin has no BRAINS, Pat Robertson has no SOUL, Kim Jong-un has no DICK, and Kyle's mother has no HEART, BRAINS or HUMAN DECENCY! I have seen SUPERVILLAINS that have MORE MORAL STATURE THAN YOU! BURN IN HELL YOU SICK TWISTED MEAN-SPIRITED WHORE! BURN! IN HELL!

    Frollo: You Will BURN! [rains fire upon Sheila who burns up into a pile of ash (old cartoon-style)]

    ♪♪ Weeeeeeeeeellll Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

    On Monday she's a bitch, On Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

    Come on! You all know the words!

    Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. (La-la-la-la-la-la-la) She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch.

    Bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)

    Talk to kids around the world, And it might go a little bit something like this:

    (Chinese) 凯子的妈妈是个泼妇,她是基佬秘术大师,我只想说,摸了被她变泼妇。 Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù, Kyle Mom's a bitch, She is a master of gay skill, I just want to say, turn her into a bitch by touching it. (French) La mère de Kyle est une pute, c'est pour ça qu’on dit la plus grande pute du monde entier. Kyle's Mom is a bitch, So that's why they calling She is biggest bitch whole wide world. (Dutch) Kyles moeder is een vieze jood, (???) vieze kutwijf (????) Kyle's Mom is a dirty Jew, (???) dirty bitch (????) (Swahili) Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa, ndiye ni mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii. Kyle's Mom is a dog, She is the biggest dog in whole wide world.

    Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. (La-la-la-la-la-la-la)

    She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch

    Bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch. She's a stupid bitch!

    Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch!

    I really mean it! Kyle's mom, she's a big! Fat! Fucking bitch! Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom! Yeah, chaaaa! ♪♪

    Peter Griffin: Fin.

    Cringe-Inducing Audio: 10 Cringe-Inducing Visuals: 10 Lackluster Writing: 10 Annoyance: 10 Disturbing Content: 10 Unnecessary Cruelty: 10 Rancid Morals: 10 Low Production Values: 10 Unfortunate Implications: 10 Character Derailment: 10

    Final Score: Over 9000/100

    South Park is owned by Comedy Central and Viacom.

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