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    Batman (All-Star Batman and Robin, The Boy Wonder)

    "What are you dense, are you retarded or something. Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman."
    Gender: Male
    Type: Batman In Name Only
    Age: Adult
    Species: Human
    Status: Alive
    Media of origin: All-Star Batman and Robin, the Boy Wonder
    First appearance: DC Comics

    Batman, also known as Bruce Wayne, is a character from DC comics and overall the protagonist of the miniseries Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. While maintaining much of his mainstream counterpart's qualities, even with the dark nature of the narratives.

    This will only be focusing on his characterization from the comic, All-Star Batman and Robin, the Boy Wonder, who in turn is a sociopathic "hero" that is hated by Batman fans and critics alike.

    Why He Is The Goddamn Worst Detective

    1. To get the bat out of the window on similar in vein to the infamous 2011 pilot version of Wonder Woman, Batman is depicted to be an unheroic, sociopathic "hero", who broke his morals of killing and brutalizing people (particularly criminals) and kidnaps future sidekicks by abusing them instead of adopting them, something that the mainstream counterpart of him would never do.
    2. He suffers from a poor grasp of his mainstream counterpart in an attempt to make it more darker and mature. When he kidnaps Dick Grayson, the first original Robin, instead of adopting him from corrupt police officers and speaking of them Batman doesn't bother taking said officers into custody.
    3. Speaking of Dick Grayson, he leaves him in the bat cave while forcing him to eat rats.
    4. His dialogue is incredibly crappy such as naming himself the "goddamn Batman", which became an internet meme. While another word in his dialogue that he would never say was the word, “cool”.
    5. He never takes off his mask once until issue 9.
    6. He is considered to be the most villainous incarnation of the caped crusader some fans would consider him to be a new member for Barbatos and his Dark Knights from Dark Nights Metal, if it were.
    7. He never goes to sleep for weeks and focuses more on crime fighting, making him a self-centered rich brat who barely cares about his family's wealth, Dick, or Alfred's feelings for him as a father figure.
    8. He barely tries to take Jocko-Boy Vanzetti (the man who shot Dick Grayson/ Robin's parents in this universe) to the GCPD, instead he just.... injures him and throws him in the river.
    9. He verbally injures criminals, but not in a good way, along with crashing through cars.
    10. Whenever he smiles evilly, this makes him much eviler than the Joker, who is also the "real" main antagonist of that comic.
    11. He becomes even more murderous when he uses bleach to burn criminals alive while he and Black Canary make out, as Batman’s been cheating on romantic love interests such as Catwoman and Vicki Vale.
    12. As much as he acts, Louis "Linkara" Louvhog would point out that this Batman isn't Bruce Wayne and might be some imposter named "Crazy Steve", who took his bat suit.
    13. Violently tortured Green Lantern when he and Robin paint themselves in yellow (to use fear because said yellow was from the yellow lantern ring that his archenemy, Sinestro, and his self-named corps use) only that he is increasingly jealous about Green Lantern and the rest of the Justice League being very competent and thinks that all the heroes would become conquerors and gods.
    14. He even has GUNS in the Batcave, something his mainstream counterpart would never use but as museum props and only has one gun that is prop from the mugger who shot his parents.
    15. Before becoming Batman when witnessing his parents’s deaths as a little boy, it is stated by him that he TOUCHED HIS MOTHER’S BREAST WHICH IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
    16. He views Superman and other superheroes as incompetent as mentioned in WHIGWD#12.
    17. He treats Alfred, who is a father figure and butler, like a harmless slave to him and often grabs him up for thinking that Alfred disobeyed his orders, which completely ruins why he raised Bruce like this.
    18. He is also responsible for turning Dick (said first Robin) into the "new" Joker which was hinted at and shown in Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Strikes Again before All-Star Batman and Robin, The Boy Wonder was made after 3 years which was to fill in the blanks of Dick Grayson's whereabouts before becoming the “new” clown prince of crime, which is very insulting and a disgrace.

    Redeeming Qualities

    1. His design is great and is much like what Jim Lee's Batman looked since Batman: Hush.
    2. In issue 9, he does feel sorry for Dick about his dead parents and does hug him in a cemetery where Dick's parents were buried.
    3. He is better in the older comics.
    4. He was supposed to be hated.


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