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    Alice/Linda Hayfer
    "I hate you, Drake!"
    Gender: Female
    Type: Mean Teacher
    Species: Human
    Portrayed by: Julia Duffy
    Status: Alive
    Media of origin: Drake & Josh
    First appearance: Mean Teacher
    Last appearance: Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (as a cameo)

    Linda Alice Hayfer, commonly referred to as Mrs. Hayfer, is a recurring character on Drake & Josh. She is Drake and Josh's English teacher. She adores Josh, due to his hard-working personality but hates Drake due to his consistently poor performance in school. In fact, her catchphrase is "I hate you, Drake", with Drake responding, "I know". She also always says, "To the nurse!", which is her own bizarre way of telling people to leave her classroom.

    Why She Is a Mean Teacher

    1. She comes off as an extremely mean (and also abusive) teacher. She hates Drake just for not being smart and she treats him as if he's a spawn of Satan. Drake knows this by saying "I know". When Drake and Josh are together, she praises Josh as if he's the most important thing in her life. When Drake was dating her daughter Kelly, she refuses to let him break up with her since she's her mother and threatens to induct him in Summer school if he does break up with her.
    2. She was extremely unlikable in "Honor Council" since she accused Drake of parking her car in her classroom when Mindy was actually the true culprit. Even when Mindy got suspended, and Mrs. Hayfer apologized to Drake, she still kept hating Drake.
    3. She could be considered a stubborn teacher, and she tells her students to leave the classroom by saying, "To the nurse!" This gets annoying pretty fast.
    4. She gave Drake a hard time in "Little Sibling" because she threatened to put him in Remedial English if he was not Sammy's big sibling, even though Drake thought Josh being Sammy's big sibling meant way more to Josh than it did to him.
    5. She never gets fired from her job when she keeps mistreating Drake and her other students.
    6. Mrs. Hayfer has no personality other than being a mean and abusive teacher.
    7. She never receives any comeuppances for treating Drake like garbage, as she gets away scot-free.
    8. She can be considered a Mary-Sue and a Karma Houdini.
    9. Even when Drake tells Mrs. Hayfer the correct answer, she still marks his answer as wrong. But when the other students tell her the correct answer, she marks their answer as correct. A little over the top, don't you think?
    10. On one occasion, she asked Drake what his favorite book was. When he answered, she replied "Wrong". When Drake tried to call her out on this, she acted as if she wasn't even asking Drake the question in the first place.

    Redeeming Qualities

    1. She's very nice to Josh and is often willing to credit him for his hard work.
    2. Drake isn't really a model student, but that doesn't really excuse or justify her treatment of him.
    3. She has a couple of funny moments; for example, in "Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh", she yelled "I hate you, Drake Parker!" which was funny.
    4. Her getting sprayed in "Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh" while Drake was driving his car can be satisfying to anyone who thinks she deserves her comeuppance.
    5. Juila Duffy does an awesome job playing Mrs. Hayfer.


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