Alan (Sleepaway Camp)

Alan (Sleepaway Camp) “Your ass stinks!” Gender: Male Type: Hateable Foul-Mouth Camper Age: 14 Species: Human Portrayed by: Michael Gibney Status: Alive Media of origin: Sleepaway Camp

Alan is the main character of the 2008 awful for most poorly-received horror film, Return to Sleepaway Camp. He is portrayed by Michael Gibney.

Why He Also Stinks

1. The problem with Alan is that he is completely unlikable, mean-spirited, and is downright a childish camp killer.
2. The shirt he wears throughout the movie is filthy, stained, and absolutely disgusting looking.
3. He's very hypocritical, he doesn't want to be bullied but has shown to consistently bully other people.
4. He doesn't even obey the rules of the camp counselors and instead picks fights with them and insults them as well.
5. He has the personality and behavior of a 5-year-old spoiled troublemaking brat.
6. His catchphrase, "Your ass stinks!", is idiotic and absolutely ridiculous to the nerve.
7. Like other people who were bullied, he never bothers to tell the camp counselors about his bullying problem, instead just murders them.
8. He'll act like a toddler if something doesn't go his way and/or when he’s being bullied by someone.
9. The actor that plays him, Michael Gibney, gives a straight-up awful performance (probably the worst offender in the film).
   • His tone of voice can get very whiny, infantile, irritating, and can get on your nerves very quickly.
10. He is by far one of the most unlikable and beastly protagonists in movie history.
11. In fact, he's so unlikeable that it's extremely difficult to root for and side with him in the film (even feeling sorry for all the bullying he had endured)
12. In one scene, he threatens his bunkmates with a lighter and hairspray, and even tried to kill Mickey with a knife.

The Only Redeeming Quality

1. He was revealed to not be the killer at the end of the movie.

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