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    Abe Lincoln (Clone High, seasons 1 and 2)

    Abraham Lincoln (Clone High)
    - Abe when he realized that he's on the Loathsome Characters Wiki.
    Gender: Male
    Type: Unlikable "Honest" Idiot/Simp Clone of Abraham Lincoln
    Age: 16
    Species: Human
    Portrayed by: Will Forte
    Status: Alive
    Media of origin: Clone High

    "You know how I feel about conflict. I’m against it!"


    Abraham "Abe" Lincoln is the main protagonist of Clone High season 1 and later deuteragonist of season 2. He is the 16-year-old clone of the 16th president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln. Like his original counterpart, Abe is known for his honesty and great leadership. Ironically, Abe himself is frequently misleading, believing his ex-girlfriend Cleo to be a true friend, even though she treated him horribly and only loved him for his popularity.

    Abe's true friends are Joan of Arc and Gandhi, though he doesn't seem to differentiate them from the popular crowd. Abe is a nice guy, but being a growing teenager, he is confused and struggles with trying to find out who he is about the real Abraham Lincoln. His building light is his original clone father, who he tries to follow in the footsteps of. He eventually realizes he is in love with Joan by the finale of the first season. After being frozen 20 years in the season 1 finale, he has a hard time adjusting to the present but manages to make friends with Confucius and even his former rival JFK, as well as a frenemy in Topher Bus.

    He is voiced by Will Forte.

    "Dinger!" Qualities

    1. Like with Jerry Smith from Rick and Morty, he is a very bland character despite being the main protagonist.
    2. He most notably ignores Joan as she had feelings for him and says it RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE and yet he STILL doesn't recognize it (until the season 1 finale).
    3. He once threw Gandhi under the bus and he kept his distance away from him due to him having A.D.D. and A.D.H.D. but he does make up for it in the end.
    4. He was at his absolute worst in "Litter Kills: Literally" as he was acting like a complete jerk to JFK with his constant cries even though his best friend died.
    5. He is also a complete pathetic idiot like when he thinks his girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend), Cleo loved him, even though she treated him like dirt and only liked him for his popularity.
    6. He somewhat got flanderized in season 2 as he became an even bigger idiot than before like when he said countless offensive things and got canceled for it.
    7. He also became a butt-monkey in the second season due to him always getting injured and most people treating him like crap.
    8. He also becomes a complete crybaby like when he just helplessly cries when he, Cleo, and Frida get lost in the desert.

    "Cool!" Qualities

    1. He does learn from his mistakes and apologizes for them.
    2. Will Forte does a good job voicing him.
    3. His design is good as it does look identical to his clone father.
    4. He does have some admittedly hilarious moments and quotes at times.
      • "I have eyes you know… they’re right under MY EYEBROWS!!!"
      • "Ah! You’re not my history book!"
      • "Dinger!"
    5. He does care about his friends and does mean well, despite his flaws.
    6. He does slightly improve himself in the last few episodes of the 2023 reboot as he becomes less cowardly and stupid and becomes more independent. But not really by much. He finally redeemed in season 3.


    • Possibly to help differentiate him from the orignal Abraham Lincoln, the clone, Abraham Lincoln goes by "Abe", which himself, his friends, enemies, and even parents and teachers go along with. Very rarely in the series has anyone fully addressed him as "Abraham".
      • Ironically, Abraham Lincoln hated the nickname "Abe" in real life.
    • Abe’s catchphrase is "Dinger!" which he quotes whenever he gets hurt or inconvenienced. He can be heard when saying this in "Film Fest: Tears of a Clone", "Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations", and "Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Special".
    • Abe, Gandhi, and JFK, are the three main clones whose clone fathers died by assassination.
    • Abe drives a White Lincoln Continental.
    • Despite Abe’s hair being brown, his beard is black.
    • Abe is the second tallest student at Clone High, with Genghis Khan being the first.
    • Abe is shown as the captain of the basketball team in the first season.
    • In "Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Special", Abe revealed he was a Christian when Gandhi suggested he do something unethical and Abe said, "That wouldn’t be the Christian thing to do."
    • Abe’s tuxedo from "Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Prom: The Season Finale" resembles the original Abraham Lincoln’s formal attire (minus the top hat).
    • Before "Let’s Try This Again", the creators confirmed that they never canonized an answer for whether Abe loved Cleo or Joan, intentionally leaving the story arc in the season 1 finale ambiguous. It would later be revealed that Abe indeed loves Joan, after being unfrozen.
    • In the 2014 film "The Lego Movie" also produced by Clone High creators Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, a Lego version of Abraham Lincoln made by an appearance, voiced by Will Forte as a nod to Clone High.


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