Charlie's Angels (2019)



Charlie's Angels are the main protagonists on the critically-panned 2019's Charlie's Angels.

Why They're Not Angels

 * 1) As all of them being Angels in this movie, yet they have no purpose whatsoever other than being feminist propaganda characters, much like the 2016 all-female Ghostbusters imposters. In short, they're pretty much feminist propaganda characters posing as the Charlie's Angels than actual Charlie's Angels, much like the female Ghostbusters.
 * 2) Sabrina Wilson is giving a very questionable characterization, as she had much physical presence, meaning that when she beat up far larger bad guys, it ends up seeming unintentionally funny rather than impressive Angel at all.
 * 3) Like the female Ghostbusters, some of the Angels were spoiled and whiny brats through out the movie.
 * 4) They're blatantly sexist against men, meaning that the Angels are Feminazis.
 * 5) Much later in the film, they slowly turn into Mary Sues by gaining abilities from nowhere, hence making them more like woke panderings than actual characters.
 * 6) * Jane Kano starts out as the physical fighter of the team (as her actress Ella Balinska is the only one of the Angels' to have physical training.), but she suddenly gains knowledge of chemistry when stealing from the lab.
 * 7) * Sabrina Wilson starts to be the brains and street-savy hustler of the Angels, but much later she is presented as a physical fighter, which made Jane Kano appear pointless.
 * 8) * Elena Houghlin starts out as the tech-savy and nerdy chemist of the Angels, but later she becomes able to handle herself physically, further rendering Jane Kano even more pointless!
 * 9) Again like the female Ghostbusters, there's absolutely zero chemistry between the Angels.
 * 10) Sony only hired various celebrities to play cameo Angels just to get people to watch the film, and to also provide a soundtrack, regardless of whether they had acting talents or not.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Naomi Scott isn't a terrible Angel at all, thus, she is the only likable Angel in this movie.
 * 2) As mentioned in point 5, at least Jane Kano is the only Angel portrayed by an actress who received physical training in the film

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