Caillou

Caillou is a 4-year old boy, and the main character and main titular protagonist of the TV series Caillou.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) His voice is very annoying, especially when he sings the lazy theme song.
 * 2) He is selfish and often does not like to share.
 * 3) He is cruel and mean to his little sister Rosie, even going as far as pinching her in the face in "Big Brother Caillou".
 * 4) He actually made people not want to have children. That is an extraordinary accomplishment, and not in a good way.
 * 5) Even Netflix is willing to block the show for people.
 * 6) He is infamous for his constant whining and pointless temper tantrums. Most infamously, he has a meltdown after finding out that he was going to the circus tomorrow when he thought it was today. Not next week, not next year, but tomorrow.
 * 7) * These temper tantrums got so out of hand that many parents complained about their children's behavior changing after they watched Caillou.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He is kind of cute sometimes.
 * 2) He sometimes does teach decent life lessons about social skills and exploring the world.