Sal J. Beauregarde

Sal J. Beauregarde is the protagonist of the animated series, Spookyville USA. He is Jake O'Brien and the boyfriend of Wendy Murphy.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) For a protagonist, he's very unlikable.
 * 2) He constantly tortures Jake.
 * 3) In the episode, Basketball, he uses Jake's head as a basketball which may seem a little disturbing to some of the viewers (albeit accidentally).
 * 4) He's an even bigger douchebag in the episode, The Last Episode.
 * 5) * He lied about his own show called Spookyville USA having 946 episodes, 7 theatrical films, and a Broadway adaptation.
 * 6) * He doesn't even bother to listen to what his girlfriend and friend are saying.
 * 7) * The parts where he says "What's that? Never heard of that. Sounds pretty stupid to me." can be annoying.
 * 8) * The infamous part where he shoots and kills Wendy, Jake, and himself.
 * 9) He is also a pedophile, as shown in The Last Episode where he had an obsession over Japanese Girls. (mostly in their teens, and even one picture of a toddler.)

Redeeming Qualities

 * he does die and end up in hell
 * He loves his girlfriend

Trivia

 * 1) Out of all of Max Gilardi's characters, he has the most known family members.