Cool Cat (Cool Cat Saves the Kids)

Cool Cat is the titular protagonist of a book series and some short films both created by Derek Savage, he is known to star in the infamous 2015 children's movie "Cool Cat Saves the Kids" portrayed by Jason Johnson.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) Despite teaching kids how to deal with bullies, he lacks proper characterization.
 * 2) While his design in particular isn't too bad, his costume looks disturbing when viewed from some angles.
 * 3) His lines are laughable.
 * 4) His voice is extremely loud & ear grating that it gives Bonkers a run for his money, even when he's talking politely to someone.
 * 5) Despite teaching his friends on looking both sides while crossing the street, Cool Cat himself didn't even follow his own advice and ran across the street without looking sideways to take back all the stolen books and candies from Butch.
 * 6) He's extremely immature as he cried when Butch the Bully destroyed his sandcastle.
 * He, along with Daddy Derek, made a horrible song called "Cool Cat likes to Boogie Woogie".
 * 1) When his friend Maria got cyberbullied by Butch, he convinced her to open the second text she got from the same person which is the wrong message to kids.
 * 2) He's pretty much a bad rip-off of Barney The Dinosaur. In fact, Ben Daka, the production manager of the movie, claims that "Cool Cat is Cooler than Barney The Dinosaur", which is clearly false since Barney has a more proper characterization and he teaches better life lessons to kids. Cool Cat on the other hand does not have a proper characterization, does not properly teach kids how to deal with bullies, and is also a hypocrite. Also, Cool Cat is far from being cooler than Barney because of these reasons.
 * 3) He keeps on yelling "I'm Cool Cat and I love all the kids" to the point that it's impossible to shut him up.
 * 4) Because of all these qualities, he will definitely be counted as a huge Gary Stu and a really bad one. He is very egotistical, as he platers images of himself all over his house. Everyone loves and worships him except Butch. He always wins everything. Yep, definitely a Gary Stu.
 * 5) At parts, he does something which looks like masturbation, IN A KIDS MOVIE!
 * 6) In fact, he is supposed to be caring and endearing for children, but he comes out as a creepy pedophile.
 * 7) Just like Bluster Kong, his design pretty much looks like a Deviantart OC.
 * 8) His mouth hardly ever moves when he talks due to how bad the suit is.
 * 9) He writes an awful story about Trolly the Trout and he keeps writing that Trolly keeps making friends, and to add salt to that wound, he won $100 for writing that stupid story.
 * 10) His smile is very unsettling.
 * 11) He says that he even loves babies as well, which is something that a pedophile would say.
 * 12) For some reason, everyone in the film except Butch treat him like he’s a celebrity when he shouldn’t be.
 * 13) The scene with him having eyebrows when angry is just unsettling.
 * 14) He also keeps pointing out the obvious like naming different cars from different films before the parade sequence.
 * 15) He has no eyelids when he sleeps which is just creepy.
 * 16) He is supposed to be a kid despite the fact that he drove a car during one scene in the movie which is something that kids aren’t supposed to do.
 * 17) His voice became much worse on Cool Cat's Crazy Dream due to him being voiced by Derek Savage himself.
 * 18) He exercises really awkwardly.
 * 19) He seems like he's way too proud of himself.
 * 20) Despite being named "Cool" Cat, he barely does stuff that is cool and always does something lame.
 * 21) Due to his costume, he barley shows any emotion and always has the same stupid look on his face.
 * 22) He is extremely annoying that he even gives Bubsy a run for his money.
 * 23) While Cool Cat is supposed to be the hero, there are times throughout the film that makes him seem like he's the bully.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) Because of his extremely poor portrayal in the films, some people may find him to be ironically entertaining.

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