King Star King

King Star King is the main titular character of Adult Swim's 2014 flash animated short-lived series of the same name. He is a tall, blond muscular man who serves as a fry cook in a run-down waffle house. He is voiced by Tommy Blacha.

Why He Won't Return to Heavens

 * 1) His design is absolutely hideous, grotesque, and ugly. It basically looks like an warped version of He-Man's design. Special mention goes to his face, where his teeth look crooked.
 * 2) His name is very bland and laughable. Besides, who on earth would name someone "King Star King"? It sounds more like a dumb nickname he gave himself than an actual name.
 * 3) He has done lots of gross and disgusting things like taking his bones out of his body, seeing his love interest Snow White naked, taking a dump in a giant tornado, making his eyes gauche out in the shape of hearts and so on.
 * 4) He also seems to be some kind of passive masochist in a way. Examples of these are when his "wacky" drug-inducing abilities cause some physical damage (i.e the eye socket and his cranium splitting in half before fixing it) and whenever something the painful happens to him, it comes off as completely enjoyable and stimulating to him; like when he starts humping in the air joyfully after two spiky objects pierce through his legs or when he treats the pain he receives as something pleasurable.
 * 5) His voice sounds horrid and forced. When you hear his voice lines more closely, it actually sounds more like he's drunk or something than an actual normal-sounding voice.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Despise looking grotesque, his design looks pretty stylish for Adult Swim standards.
 * 2) He got his comeuppance in the final episode, where he got sucked into Kwa Kwa City, resulting in his death.
 * 3) His voice did get slightly better in the later episodes, as it sounded less annoying than before.

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