Mr. Military

Mr. Military Is One Of The Minor Characters From The Tom Simons Vlog Channel



Why Mother-Nature More Likely Got Angry At Him

 * 1) To Get TommyInnit Removed From The Vlog, He's Mostly Portrayed As Lazy, Selfish, And Incredibly Ignorant.
 * 2) His Facial Expressions
 * 3) His First Appearance Is Boringly Dumb To The Point Where He Says "You May Not Realise, But You're A Team Of Five!" Which Is Unnecessarily Since There's Only 4, Which Are The Obvious For YouTubers Some Of You Know.
 * 4) He Looks At TommyInnit In A Very Uncomfortable Way, As He Literally Looks At His Camera, And Walks Slowly To Him, Which Is For Some People's Cause, Weird At Most.
 * 5) He Makes Tommyinnit's Life A Living Hell By Making Him And His Friends To The ENTIRE Obstetrical With A Cannon By Dismantle And Rebuilding It, And Then Test Fire It, And That's It!
 * 6) He Even Made Fun Of Him By Calling Him A Gollem, And Even His Friends Who Heard Him Started To Laugh At Him!
 * 7) He Told Tommy That The V Will Trap His Foot, But What V? WHAT V IS HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?! And He Also Said "I think you’re beyond help." Which Makes Him The One Beyond Help Because Of Making TommyInnit's Blood Pleasure In Full Pain.
 * 8) He Is Shown In His Laziest In The Scene Where Tommy And His Friends Have To Go Through The Tires, While He Just Watches Them Going From Pain To Pain With The Tires. And What's Worse, He Kept On Listening And Watching Them Suffer The Whole Way Through The Other Obstetricals While Being Lazy Like An Idiot!
 * 9) When He Said This Tommy And His Friends "that's mothernature getting angry with you" Mother-Nature is actually angry at him, because of his ignorance and laziness over not helping, because "that would(n't) explain it".
 * 10) His Dog Was No Better, Because All His Dog Usually Does Is Just Walk And Run Around And Just Does Nothing.
 * 11) His Worst Moment Is When He Told Tommy And His Friends To Do Push Ups Per Twang, And Made Them Do Over 20 Push-ups, And Also Made Them To Do The Push-Ups On The Ground, Which Makes Things Worse Because He Made TommyInnit Life More Frustrating.
 * 12) His Relationship With TommyInnit Was ALSO No Better Since He's Mostly As A Lazy ***hole.
 * 13) All He Likes In The Entire Vlog Is Making Tommy And His Friends Suffer Through All The Obstetricals The Whole Way Through Without Giving Any Help To Tommy Or His Friends, Which Makes Him A Karma Houdini.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He Knows The Right Answer Over Not Dying If You Hit The Ground, Because If You Hit The Ground Hard, Your Bone(s) Will Snap
 * 2) He Does Try And Give Tommy Some Respect (Especially His Friends) To Give Them Time To Build The Cannon After They Did The Wall Climbing.
 * 3) He Does (Almost) Care For Toby After He Went Through The Tires In Full Energy.
 * 4) "YOU'LL WHAT ME?!" And "The Average Is About 25 Minutes" Are Hilarious (depending on your view)
 * 5) He Did Gave A Warning To Tommy And George After They Jumped On The Dark Damp.
 * 6) He Even Warns Tommy And His Friends About The Black Rain Cloud Incoming. (Especially When There Is A Storm Incoming Too)