King Star King

King Star King is the main titular character of Adult Swim's 2014 flash animated short-lived TV series of the same name. He is a tall, blond muscular man who serves as a fry cook in a run-down waffle house. He is voiced by Tommy Blacha.

Why He Won't Return to Heavens

 * 1) His design is absolutely hideous, grotesque and ugly. It basically looks like an ugly and warped version of He-Man's design. Special mention goes to his face, where his teeth look horrible and crooked.
 * 2) His name is very bland and laughable. Besides, who on earth would name someone "King Star King"?
 * 3) He does lots of gross and disgusting things like:
 * 4) * Taking his bones out of his body.
 * 5) * Jacking off while seeing Snow White naked.
 * 6) * Pooping in a giant tornado.
 * 7) His voice sounds horrid. By hearing closely, it sounds more like he's drunk or something than an actual voice.
 * 8) The super powers he uses are just horrifying and unfunny.
 * 9) Some of the facial expressions he makes look very awful and ugly to look at, which adds to his already ugly design.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He got his comeuppance in the final episode, where he got sucked into Kwa Kwa City, resulting in his death.
 * 2) His voice improved in the later episodes, as it sounded less annoying than before.

Trivia

 * King Star King's hair color is the same one as SwaySway and Buhdeuce's from Breadwinners.
 * His name is the same as his own show.

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