Dr. D (Life's a Zoo)

Dewey Dewson, better known by his stage name, Dr. D, is a rapper and a gangster. He is one of the 7 contestants from the stop motion animated series, Life's a Zoo.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He's just a stereotypical gangster/rapper who's "in the hood".
 * 2) He lied about his identity, as he claimed to have "kept it real from day one".
 * 3) * He stabbed himself with his switchblade. (Live And Let Diet)
 * 4) * He lost a rap battle to Chi-Chi. (Dr D Plays House)
 * 5) * Due to being alone in an extended period of time, he broke character and started to cry. (Big Brother, Where Are Thou)
 * 6) * According to Bobbie and his mom, his real name is Dewey Dewson and he isn't really a gangster, as he's actually a very respectful former shoe store owner. (Truth or Consequences)
 * 7) He claimed to be a "sexually experienced gangster", but failed to woo Chi-Chi and Minou.
 * 8) He had sex with Morreski while he was sleeping, thinking he was Chi-Chi, thus making him a rapist. (Scared Shirtless)
 * 9) He pissed off Morreski by insulting his mother, saying Rico was so ugly that he made his mom look like a "motherfucking prom queen", causing him to get beaten up by Morreski as a result. (Random Acts of Niceness)
 * 10) While Ray and Chi-Chi were having sex, Dr. D thought Ray was trying to kidnap her, and so he kicked his ass. (It's Not Easy Being Chi)

The ONLY Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He stopped acting like a stereotypical gangster.
 * 2) At least he isn't as bad as Jake Oswalt.
 * 3) Despite being a violent, egotistical asshole, he can be funny at times.
 * 4) His music video.
 * 5) He exposed the truth about Bobbie in the episode, Truth or Consequences.

Trivia

 * 1) Dr. D is the only Life's a Zoo contestant who is a bird.
 * 2) Hs is voiced by Joseph Motiki.
 * 3) He is the second shortest contestant of Life's a Zoo, after Jake.
 * 4) He doesn't get a lot of screentime, compared to the other contestants.