Mr. Military

Don "Mr. Military" is one of the minor characters from the Tom Simons vlog channel.



Why Mother Nature More Likely Got Angry at Him

 * 1) To remove TommyInnit from the vlog, he's mostly infamous for being a lazy, selfish, mean-spirited, and an incredibly ignorant jerk who dosen't give a single crap every-time.
 * 2) His facial expressions can be rather weird, emotionless, uncanny, or unsettling to look at.
 * 3) His first appearance is boringly stupid to the point where he says "You may not realise, but you're a team of five!" which is unnecessary since there's only four, which are the obvious for YouTubers.
 * 4) He looks at TommyInnit in a very uncomfortable way, as he literally looks at his camera, and walks slowly to him, which is for some people's case, creepy at most.
 * 5) He makes Tommyinnit's life an actual living hell by making him and his friends to the ENTIRE obstetrical with a cannon by dismantling and rebuilding it, before test firing it.
 * 6) He even made fun of him by calling him a Gollem, and even his friends who heard him laughed at him!
 * 7) He told Tommy that the V will trap his foot, but what V? WHAT V IS HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?! Also, he said "I think you’re beyond help." which makes him the one beyond help because of making TommyInnit's blood pressure in full pain, so he might be an Idiot Houdini.
 * 8) He is shown in his laziest in the scene where Tommy and his friends have to go through the tires, while he just watches them going from pain to pain with the tires while standing doing nothing. And what's worse, he kept on listening and watching them suffer the whole way through the other obstetricals while being lazy like an absolute idiot!
 * 9) When he said "that's mother nature getting angry with you", Mother Nature is more likely angry at him, because of his ignorance and laziness over not helping, because "that would(n't) explain it".
 * 10) His dog was no better, because all it usually does was just walk and run around and just does nothing else.
 * 11) His worst moment is when he told Tommy and his friends to do push-ups per twang, and made them do over 20 push-ups, and also forced them to do the push-ups on the ground, which made things worse because he made TommyInnit's life more frustrating.
 * 12) His relationship with TommyInnit wasn't any better either since he's mostly a lazy a**hole.
 * 13) All he likes in the entire vlog is making Tommy and his friends suffer through all the obstetricals the whole way through without giving any help to Tommy or his friends, and what makes this even worse, is that he never gets punished, a comeuppance, a consequence or fired for his lazy, selfish, ignorant, out of mind, and horrible actions towards Tommy, Jack, Tubbo, and George, which makes him another one of the most notable Karma Houdini.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He knows the right answer over not dying if you hit the ground, because if so, your bone(s) will crack.
 * 2) He does try and give Tommy some respect (especially his friends) to give them time to build the cannon after they climbed the wall, And he does (almost) care for Toby after he went through the tires in full energy.
 * 3) "YOU'LL WHAT ME?!" and "The average is about 25 minutes" are hilarious quotes (depending on your view).
 * 4) He did give a warning to Tommy and George after they jumped on the dark damp, And even once tommy said "what's that sound?" he warned him and his friends about the black rain cloud (Especially when there's a storm incoming).