Sarah (Ed, Edd n Eddy)

Sarah is a secondary antagonist and an anti-hero of Ed, Edd n Eddy. She is Ed's bossy, psychotic, spoiled, and conceited younger sister, who acts cute and charming only when it serves her. Sarah has Ed's unending loyalty and obedience, mostly due to her constant threats of tattling on him.

Why She intentionally Sucks

 * 1) She's another one of those stereotypical mean girls.
 * 2) She is a loud and controlling spoiled brat who despises her brother Ed and his two friends.
 * 3) Not only she is mean to the Eds, but she is also sometimes mean to the cul-de-sac kids.
 * 4) *She was even once mean to Jimmy, her best friend in the episode "One Size Fits Ed" for no good reason at all.
 * 5) Throughout the entire show, she almost never said anything positive about anyone in the show (other than Jimmy).
 * 6) She is very quick to anger and handles her anger through brute strength and extreme violence. She mostly uses her strength to abuse the Eds and sometimes the other kids.
 * 7) She lacks empathy (even towards her best friend Jimmy) and intelligence (to the point that Eddy, Jonny, and even Ed can outsmart her).
 * 8) She is so aggressive, manipulative, and ferocious that her older brother Ed fears her, and she refuses to accept the undeserving love and affection he gives her.
 * 9) She never shows kind moments (minus the boomerang effect in "Hand Me Down Ed".) to the Eds at all, even Kevin has a few kind moments, but not Sarah.
 * 10) She does not have a decent reason (minus the whole scamming thing) to hate the Eds, while Kevin and Jimmy had their good reasons to hate them.
 * 11) She also gets mad at Ed when it's not his fault, such as after Eddy gave Jimmy a wedgie in "If It Smells Like An Ed". She yells at Ed and tells him that she is telling mom, instead of scolding Eddy.
 * 12) She gets a lot more love, trust, and attention from her off-screen mother who favors her over Ed. Their mother sides with her daughter and punishes Ed, and even gives Sarah allowances instead of Ed. For example, Sarah sleeps upstairs in a warm cozy bedroom next to her parents’ room while Ed sleeps downstairs in the cold, dark basement.
 * 13) In "Boys will be Eds", she physically assaulted Rolf, despite him trying to help Jimmy. She should have whacked Victor the Goat with the tennis racket instead because he was the one chewing on the sandwich and his arm, not Rolf.
 * 14) In "Thick as an Ed", She violently yells at Ed to wake him up to take her to Jimmy's house, when she could clearly do it herself (which she soon did so.)
 * 15) She was at her extreme worst in the episode "Sir Ed A Lot" by spending the rest of the day getting her own way while laughing at the pain of the Eds just so Ed can get in trouble after she laughs at Eddy getting stabbed in the hand by a cactus after Ed tossed it to Eddy.
 * 16) Much like Kevin and Jimmy in their worst episodes, she unfairly attacks the Eds most of the time. Even when one or two Eds did something wrong to her, she would beat up all 3 of them anyway.
 * 17) Despite her negative qualities, she never gets punished or called out for her actions, making her a Karma Houdini.
 * 18) *Since she almost never gets punished and gets away with whatever she says or does to the Eds, this makes her a complete Mary Sue to the point that Kevin and Jimmy are even more likable than she is.
 * 19) She is never merciful and never learns any lessons to better herself.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) She is much more innocent and sunny as long as she remains unantagonized.
 * 2) She got small comeuppances in "Fool On The Ed," "Sir Ed-a-Lot," and "Mission Ed-Possible", though this isn't enough to remove her from the Karma Houdini party.
 * 3) She cares a lot about and is very nice to her best friend Jimmy, and they have a great friendship.
 * 4) * A good example is when she tried to stop Jimmy from fighting with Nazz in the episode Key To My Ed, because Jimmy should know that he can't hit a girl.
 * 5) * Also, in If It Smells Like An Ed, unlike the other kids, she didn't laugh at Jimmy when Eddy gave him the wedgie.
 * 6) She has shown concern for Ed before, showing that she cares about him deep down one way or another.
 * 7) * She feared Ed when he was mad at her in Little Ed Blue.
 * 8) She has an adorable crush on Double D in "An Ed Too Many"
 * 9) One of her more tolerable appearances is in Ed, Edd and Eddy’s Big Picture Show.
 * 10) * It’s worth mentioning that her biggest well-deserved comeuppance was being tortured by the Kanker sisters along with Jimmy.
 * 11) * She also befriends the Eds in the end along with the other cul-de-sac kids.
 * 12) Her voice, while obnoxious, is more tolerable when she's in a good mood.
 * 13) She's most certainly supposed to be loathed, hence why she's written like this.