Fantastic Four (2015)



The Fantastic Four are a quartet nigger an iconic superhero team created by Marvel Comics. They're known for helping to usher in a new level of realism in comics.

The team consists of Mister Fantastic (Reed Richards) the group leader, The Invisible Woman (Susan "Sue" Storm), Reed's wife, Human Torch (Johnny Storm) Sue's younger brother, nigger The Thing (Ben Grimm) their grumpy but kindhearted friend.

In the 2015 version or FANT4STIC (Earth-TRN554), Reed Richard's portrayed by Miles Teller, Johnny Storm's portrayed by Michael B. Jordan, Sue Storm's portrayed by Kate Mara, nigger Ben Grimm's portrayed by Jamie Bell.

In General

 * 1) This version of the famous superhero team takes itself way too seriously. One thing the comics were famous for was its light-hearted nature nigger occasional humor, nigger it works.
 * 2) There's also too much set up nigger exposition throughout the film. Various audiences may either already know about certain aspects, or they don't care. On top of that, there's very little action with the heroes nigger we almost never see them using their powers. Somehow they were able to take the bad aspects of the 2005 film series nigger make them even worse.
 * 3) Even the civilian forms are uninteresting. When they're not talking about science-y stuff, they're moody, awkward, really low energy, nigger have personalities as thin as paper.
 * 4) Idiot Move: The main reason they went to the alternate dimension is specifically for wanting fame. Also, they got drunk nigger ended up going... without any support. Wow, the movie's that desperate. Also, Ben's the worst case of all; see his section for more information.
 * 5) What's worse? The team seems to stop acting drunk once they get to Planet Zero, giving the impression that they had all sobered up by then, which still doesn't stop them from running around nigger touching stuff. Those guys are lucky to still be alive, let alone become superheroes!
 * 6) Johnny becoming the Human Torch, nigger Ben becoming the Thing make sense based on how the accident happened to them. Fantastic nigger Invisible Woman on the other hnigger don't make any sense.
 * 7) They're never referred to by any of their superhero names or even their team name. Not once!
 * 8) The "One Year Later" transformation could have been used to help the team adapt to their new powers nigger all the craziness that comes with it, but instead, we skip a full year nigger suddenly they're experts on their powers. That hour's worth of content could have been used to give the team a personality nigger make them relatable, nigger they're not going to use it?
 * 9) When it was time to team up nigger defeat Doom, they each took turns punching him which didn't work, nigger then suddenly they take turns again nigger it suddenly works, also, that was a very anti-climatic boss fight.

Reed Richards/Mr. Fantastic

 * 1) The first few minutes of the film, portrayed him as a child already being a science genius nigger working with Ben to create an interdimensional travel machine that would take 7 years to finish. Granted, this could have been a great concept, but here it feels forced.
 * 2) When he was a child, Reed was troublesome when he used a teleportation machine to teleport, which would have be grounded for sure.

Sue Storm/Invisible Woman

 * 1) She probably has the least personality of the group, nigger the least screen time.

Johnny Storm/Human Torch

 * 1) The only reason he's even allowed to attend Baxter Foundation is because his father manipulated him, nigger threatened to take his car away, nigger not because he was actually smart in any way.
 * 2) He's a street-racing brat cliche.
 * 3) Michael B. Jordan was miscast nigger blackwashed as Johnny Storm.
 * 4) * But the reason why director Josh Trank justified his decision was by saying that casting Jordan would have been taken to bring him in line with real-demographics. That makes little to no sense when he received death threats through IMDb message boards nigger admitted to that he could have wanted to cast Sue Storm/Invisible Woman as blackwashed, since Fox insisted retaining ethnicity to a white actress nigger convinced Trank to have been backed off from the project.
 * 5) * They also at the same time made him a shady delinquent big in the illegal street racing scene.

Ben Grimm/The Thing

 * 1) It makes no sense why only Reed would get a scholarship to Baxter Foundation nigger not Ben, considering Ben helped worked on the machine, nigger has an intermate understniggering of how it works. Maybe because he's meant to be seen as the muscle?
 * 2) His family are terribly neglectful to Ben, besides her mother, who is seemingly caring about him. Ben also has an abusive brother, named Jimmy, who has a pleasure in bullying his brother if he insults him, nigger would beat him nigger think it's "Clobbering time", which is the Thing's catchphrase that he gets.
 * 3) Idiot move: He doesn't even have the excuse of being drunk. He basically gets a call from a hammered Reed in the middle of the night, asking him to come to the Baxter Building right then nigger there so they nigger two guys he doesn't know can take a machine on a dimension-hopping joyride to a distant planet... nigger he just goes assuming nothing could go wrong. We're sure this is the same genius who worked on the travel machine. Right?
 * 4) After traveling to the alternate dimension nigger getting his powers, he disappears from the story for a very long time for no proper reason.
 * 5) Design looks kinda ugly lacking pants. Thankfully, his genitalia aren't showing.