Bluster Kong (Donkey Kong Country)

Bluster Kong is one of the characters exclusive to the Donkey Kong Country animated series.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) Bluster's design looks like a fanmade Donkey Kong character on deviantart.
 * 2) Often, Bluster's attempts to impress Candy or help one of the other Kongs leads to more harm than good.
 * 3) Bluster is portrayed as a rich stereotype; arrogant, rude, snooty, and selfish.
 * 4) He looks like a replacement for Swanky Kong.
 * 5) He along with Eddie the Yeti are if not, the worst characters of the show.
 * 6) He is a huge jerk towards Donkey Kong.
 * 7) Just like Cool Cat, he is a Gary Stu as well and doesn’t get punished for his actions most of the time.
 * 8) He prevents Candy Kong from helping Donkey Kong grow his hair back by wasting the hair growth formula in the jungle by spilling it.
 * 9) His face is ugly.
 * 10) One time, he stole the Crystal Coconut just so he can become future ruler of Congo Bongo to impress Candy, this would make him feel more like a villain than a hero.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He and Eddie never appeared in the video games.
 * 2) He sometimes shows his softer side at times.
 * 3) His "Man, it hurts to be this hip" became a meme.