Hugh Test (2005, seasons 4-6)

 Hubert "Hugh" Test is the uptight, stay-at-home father of Johnny, Susan, and Mary, and is also the husband of Lila. He is known for his obsession with meatloaf and for being the housekeeper of the Test home as well as being a bit of an overbearing parent.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He's used to be a strict, but caring father throughout the shows, but he's more of a complete overbearing, high-strung, and hotheaded control freak that makes Frank Heffley, Mr. Herriman, and Hippolyte/Ignatius look like saints in comparison, who cares about almost nothing but meatloaf, not even his own kids.
 * 2) He has had a few ridiculous moments in the show. One example is in "Johnny Unplugged" where he tries to get the kids to enjoy the great outdoors, only for neither of them going as he expected.
 * 3) He suffered a portion of torture in some episodes.
 * 4) *He was knocked out by a hockey player in "Johnny's Got a Brand New Dad" while trying to find one of his loafers.
 * 5) *In the episode "A Scholarship For Johnny" which had a scene where a football player violently throws a football directly at Hugh, resulting in him crashing into the wall forming a hole shaped like him prior to the force that was pushed into him from the football.
 * 6) *The season 5 premiere "Johnny Goes Nuts/Johnny Daddy Day", is another example. In the JGN episode, Hugh had trouble with his nut costume from switching his body side from the two holes for his eyes to see to the other side where there weren't any holes, causing him to loose his sight, bump into things, and even end up in the Porkbelly Nut Forest to be attacked by squirrels. And as for the other episode, all of the things Johnny, Lila, Susan, and Mary did for Hugh went wrong, leading to him suffering tons of injuries.
 * 7) *"Johnny Irresistible" is another example. There is a scene where he is trampled by a crowd of people who were attracted to Johnny's popularity.
 * 8) *In "The Sands of Johnny", he was put under a massive heap of work because sand was getting brushed into the house, resulting in him forcing himself to clean up the entire mess like the neat-freak he is.
 * 9) *In "Tiny Johnny", he harms himself in some scenes where he tries to make a trap for Montague the mouse.
 * 10) He acts more abusive than strict to Johnny, and it is implied that he secretly hates Johnny in a messed up way:
 * 11) *He didn't apologize to Johnny for accusing him for things he didn't do in "Johnny Johnny".
 * 12) *In "Johnny's Amazing Cookie Company", Hugh snatches the cookies from Johnny's hands, drains them all in the freaking sink and gives him his "Meatloaf Cookies", which is EXTREMELY mean-spirited and downright cruel.
 * 13) *In "99 Deeds of Johnny Test", Johnny had 98 detentions, so Hugh said one more detention and he'll ship him off to military academy at 4:00, so he had 99 deeds to make up for his detentions, and if so, his permanent record will be cleared. Before it was time to go, he had 98 deeds made up, but the Principal dropped his pen, and Johnny picked it up, making 99, and as a result, his PR was cleared, and Hugh was UPSET. Seriously, it's bad enough to ship off your own son to the military academy, but to feel down when the chance was destroyed is just wrongdoing to do to your child.
 * 14) *In "Spotless Johnny", if Johnny missed his curfew, he will take his video game and television privileges and pants for an entire week, which is public nudity and would lead Johnny to juvenile hall. And according to the wiki, it pointed out that this would have been an ideal set up by Hugh in order to get rid of Johnny since Johnny would get arrested for public nudity prior to not wearing pants because Hugh confiscated them. It also stated that it would be a possibility that Hugh would also get arrested for either being an "accessory to public nudity" or for masterminding the whole plot.
 * 15) *In "My Dinner With Johnny", he bet Johnny Test in which if he didn't use good manners for today's dinner, he will have to clean his room for A YEAR, and yell on the roof he loves his meatloaf, which is a very CRUEL punishment.
 * 16) *In the beginning of "Johnny Test in 3D" where he askes what was the good news Lila had to bring to him and the kids, he asked if any of them were things that happened to Johnny, with one of them being about him going to boarding school.
 * 17) *According to the trivia about the episode "Lakeside Johnny" in the wiki, it pointed out that Hugh sending Johnny to Camp UnaWunaWakkaWakka ACTUALLY seems to be a way to get him out of his hair for the summer.
 * 18) Because of all of these actions, it makes you question as to why Johnny never berates Hugh for his actions against him.
 * 19) Speaking of him constantly feeding his family meatloaf everyday, why should he do this? He is obsessed with it, but he should have realized his entire family was getting SICK and TIRED of him doing this, since he has done it every time in the series, which is overused. He should have given other foods a chance/move on to other things or if he was still obsessed with meatloaf, he could have the meatloaf himself while his family gets other things. He even does it to the point there was a part in Johnny's nightmare where Hugh stuffs him in a meatloaf and sings a song about having meatloaf for breakfast, lunch, and even dinner (though the last two options of when to have meatloaf makes sense) in "Johnny Test's Day Off".
 * 20) He also seems to come off as unreasonable sometimes. One example was in "Johnny's Got a Brand New Dad", where although he forbid Johnny and the girls from doing things that might cause harm to him and things that are unnecessarily foolish, he never explained the full reason until the end where they understand why he says no to the request his kids offered him.
 * 21) He isn't apparently smart, as revealed in "Johnny on The Job" according to Dark Vegan thanks to the mind trick he played on Hugh.
 * 22) He also seems to get touchy and stingy over small things that may not seem to be a big of a deal, especially ones that might seem terrible, but not a harmful threat.
 * 23) While character's like Johnny have massively improved in the 2021 reboot, Hugh is still the same as he was in the original.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) It turns out that Hugh may mean well at times since he's the one more likely to scold, correct, punish, and discipline his children while Lila does it only when it's necessary although she doesn't always deal with the Test kids because of not only the first reason but she is always busy.
 * 2) His design is okay, especially his current design for the Netflix reboot.
 * 3) Most of the time Hugh does get some compresses for his actions, usually when he's at his Butt-Monkey status.
 * 4) He finally asked his son the truth about his punishments in "Papa Johnny" where he lives as being a helpless janitor from the building and marries his rich wife and might be the reason why he punished Johnny very badly is that he is a tragic father who suffered the hardest day for what he does. And thanks to him that he finally apologizes to his son in the end for having abusive things for what he was done.