Seven Wanker (Married...With Children)



Seven Wanker is a supporting character in Season 7 of Married... with Children He's the child of Zemus and Ida Mae Wanker, and the cousin of Peg Bundy. He was portrayed by Shane Sweet.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) His addition to the cast is pretty pointless, considering his character tries to actual to younger viewers, even though the show's target audience is teens and adults.
 * 2) Shane Sweet does a terrible performance as his character, basically screaming most of his lines.
 * 3) The only reason he's named "Seven", is because his parents named him after being their sixth child, and apparently they forgot how to count. (He was actually their sixth child.)
 * 4) He's super annoying and loud, plus somehow Al declared him to be a "True Bundy" after he kicked someone in the groin during a party. Plus, he barely does anything to help the cast, basically just being filler.
 * 5) Aside from being abandoned from Peggy's family, he doesn't really have an additional backstory or personality.

Redeeming Quality

 * 1) He has a few moments where he is like a cute kid.