Kim Cressly (Big Nate)

Background
Kim Cressly is a minor character in the comic strip & book series Big Nate. She has a crush on Nate Wright, the main protagonist, but Nate doesn't feel the same way and is also quite intimidated by her. Despite this, she thinks that Nate is in love with her, meaning she shows symptoms of Erotomania.

Why She'll Never Find Love

 * 1) She's an Erotomaniac, thinking that Nate Wright loves her despite contrary evidence, which gets really annoying.
 * 2) She's super inconsistent as well. At one point she dumped him, the next she thinks they're back together, then later she finally realizes Nate doesn't love her, then later she completely forgets that. It's really confusing.
 * 3) Whenever she gets rejected by Nate, she threatens to d even more disgustingly romantic or even violent things.
 * 4) She often wants Nate to cuddle with her, even though they're literally in sixth grade. This is a problem with the whole strip, as in the Big Nate world a ton of people are in romantic relationships, and call each other things like "babe" even though they're only in 6th grade. Like, seriously, cuddles? You guys are in 6th grade.
 * 5) Her design is just straight-up ugly.
 * 6) Whenever Nate simply talks to her, she thinks he's flirting with her.
 * 7) She's currently dating Chester, a violent psychopath, and whenever Kim talks to Nate it makes Chester jealous leading to Nate getting shoved in a trash can.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) She doesn't appear that much in the strip anymore, meaning she isn't an Author's Favorite.