Bowly (Super Lifeless Object Battle)

Bowly is a male contestant from the cancelled Object Show, Super Lifeless Object Battle.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He's a ripoff of Patrick Star and Spongebob Squarepants, both idiotic yet likable characters. In fact, if you take the two's silly personality and give it to a bowling ball, you get him.
 * 2) He is a generic dumb Object Show character who dosen't have a reason why he became stupid and immature.
 * 3) Most of his quotes are laughable, such as "Wots rong Hoypey?"
 * 4) His facial expressions, especially when he talks, is unexplainably bad and ugly.
 * 5) He ruined Hypey's invention by throwing a rock at his invention thus destroying it.
 * 6) He can be pretty destructive at times, especially because of WHS#4.
 * 7) He's dull, bland, and has got no potential throughout the whole series.
 * 8) His actions were basically for nothing, and no one did something bad to him, so they didn't deserve it.
 * 9) Aside from being unintelligent and moronic, he seems like a pointless character, him unfairly winning the first challenge along with Hypey does not excuse him.
 * 10) His design can be a little agonizing.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) Depending on your point of view, there are some moments where he can be really funny.