Penelope (SuperMarioLogan)

Penelope Guy is a recurring character in the SuperMarioLogan series. She is the daughter of Brooklyn T. Guy.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) She gets very pissed off at Junior whenever Junior annoys her.
 * 2) She is a rather bland character, and the character she does have revolves around getting annoyed by Junior's antics and obsessively having a crush on Cody; much like Joseph, she barely has any interesting qualities of her own that don't directly revolve around other characters.
 * 3) In most videos, she has no point as she doesn't contribute that much to the plot except to serve as the token Butt-Monkey.
 * 4) Although her annoyance with Junior's immature behavior is understandable, there are often times where Penelope is kind of mean towards Junior when he did nothing wrong, making her a complete hypocrite:
 * 5) *In "The Class Pet!", she blames Junior for the death of the school's pet fish and threatened to get him expelled for it, despite knowing that Cody was the one who dropped it in the garbage disposal, and Junior stating that Brooklyn Guy was the one who turned it on.
 * 6) *In "SQUID GAME", she laughed at Junior for getting an F on his test. Then, during the Misfortune Cookies challenge, she sadistically taunts Junior as he tries to cut out a circle without breaking the cookie. When Junior does survive, Penelope becomes disappointed and yells out "Aww, I wanted it to break!" What's worse is that in the end, she won.
 * 7) *In "Junior's Essay", she called Junior at 3:00 in the morning about her break up with her boyfriend for two hours when he should've been writing his essay.
 * 8) *In "The Dream Machine!", in Junior's dream, she and the rest of the class laugh at Junior for being fat. This proves that Penelope is having an emotional impact on Junior with how rude she is.
 * 9) *In "Junior's Black Eye" she made fun of Junior after Cody gave Junior a black eye twice.
 * 10) Her loud and shouty voice is very irritating, which isn't helped by her habit of groaning in an annoying manner. Like the SML version of Rosalina, her tendency of screaming, and sometimes crying, is obnoxious; unlike Rosalina though, this is Penelope's default voice, and she rarely speaks at a more tolerable volume. It's to the point the series itself has mocked this, with Junior commenting in one episode that Penelope's "always so loud for no reason".
 * 11) *Her voice sounds moody all the time, even when she is expressing different emotions.
 * 12) Her catchphrase, "Shut up, Junior!" can get on your last nerve.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) As mentioned on WSS#3, her annoyance and frustration with Junior is usually understandable since he tends to act perverted towards her, as well how he makes fun of her on occasions. Also, she does get along with Junior in some episodes and has her moments of acting nice and compassionate.
 * 2) Her original voice given by Rachel in her first two episodes was decent, it sounded nice, and it was much calmer compared to her current voice.
 * 3) Her excessive crush on Cody does end in "Spin the Bottle!" after she finds out that Cody is gay. She is also a nice friend towards him.
 * 4) To be fair, her hatred of her father isn't entirely unjustifiable since Brooklyn T. Guy, while trying to be a good parent to her, was a bit neglectful towards her and there were times where he would openly vent about how he regrets having her for a daughter.
 * 5) While she tends to be a Karma Houdini, there are some cathartic moments where she does get put in her own place:
 * 6) *In "The Class Pet!", when Penelope threatened to have Junior in trouble, he, Joseph, and Cody tie her up and lock her in the closet to prevent her from telling the teacher.
 * 7) *In "Career Day!", She starts belittling her father and even says that Debra raises her better than him. This results in Brooklyn Guy going on rant about how Debra is actually a fat, lazy, glutenous and underachieving mother who spends most of her time collecting the child support checks from him and eating at the buffet at Golden Corral, humiliating Penelope in the process.
 * 8) *In "Jeffy's Show and Tell!", after she insults Cody during his show and tell, the tables are turned on her as she gets booed off when she presents her baby blanket.
 * 9) *In "The School Bus!", Penelope is thrown off the bus by Barbara after being mistaken for using cologne, which although was quite mean-spirited, was very satisfying depending on your view.
 * 10) *In "Cody's Curse!", Penelope got turned into a broccoli offscreen when Cody says the "You Are What You Eat" phrase, inadvertently creating a curse where everyone turns into anything they eat. She also gets eaten by Junior at the end of the episode, which is justified since she mocked Junior in the previous episode.
 * 11) She was at her best in "Junior Goes to Legoland!" where she covers for Junior, Joseph and Cody after being blackmailed, but rightfully scolds Junior after harming Cody, who at that point of the video was covered in bandages and couldn't move.

Trivia

 * 1) It is revealed that Penelope is actually Brooklyn Guy's daughter.
 * 2) Penelope used to be voiced by Rachel DeLuca but is now currently being voiced by Elaina and has since replaced Rachel, starting with "Fat Junior!".