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Rosalina is a the main female character of the SuperMarioLogan series. She is Mario's wife and Jeffy's adoptive mother.

She is voiced by Elaina Keyes.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) Instead of being like her video game counterpart who is a powerful yet reserved figure that is a wise, kind, calm, and mature character which makes her a motherly figure that fits well with her appearance who was shown to be good friends with some people like Mario and Peach as a result, she is an foolish, annoyingly immature (not to mention obnoxiously idiotic), moody to a brain-dead degree and such a naïf that you'd want her to be strangled along with Jeffy.
 * 2) She is supposed to be an kind, gentle person, but due to Logan's virtually sadistic tendency to abuse Mario for humor, she more recently has been acting like a major jerk to her husband, doing things like beating him up when a prostitute shows up at the door without giving him a chance to speak in "Jeffy's Cellphone!", smashing his plates against the wall for no reason in "Jeffy's Brain!", tried to hit Mario with a hammer for just texting happy birthday to Peach (plus making a good point about her being lame with her ex's), threatening to break up with him for watching unintentional porn and scaring him shitless with a creepy doll prank since he lied about the movie he was watching earlier in "Jeffy's New Toy!".
 * 3) Rosalina's purpose was to be Mario's love-interest after Mario, but she is more of an mistake to be with Mario by how she is an underwhelming good-for-nothing who always friend-zoned Mario when it is obvious that she should be understanding to Mario instead of treating him like a total acquaintance all the friggin time and is so clueless that Mario should file an divorce against her and move on with someone else.
 * 4) * In the "New Years Resolution" video, she said Mario has to kiss her when Mario was going to make a year prank with Brooklyn, this is also ironic because she was always treating his efforts like nothing in a annoyingly naive way (and sometimes does this on purpose).
 * 5) She always very unforgiving and nagging to Mario when foolishly defending Jeffy as an bad mother figure, so much that she can be considered the worst mom in plushtuber history next to Judy
 * 6) Like many characters, her puppet is AWFUL!
 * 7) Her love for stars or anything star related is incredibly annoying.
 * 8) Speaking of humor, she is SO unfunny that it makes Goodman, Junior and Bowser's funny moments seem more like enjoyable jesters compared to her sense of humor (if you call it humor, more like an humorless waste-of-time), and is even more bland than Junior himself.
 * 9) * Rosalina is such a birdbrained naïf that she thought the sun was an planet just like Junior. This makes even less sense because since she "knows" all about the planets and galaxies (except for Earth of course); she should know what the sun is.
 * 10) Her voice is mediocre at best, and ear-piercing at worst. The worst offender being her yelling that sounds like an chimpanzee screech through one's speaker.
 * 11) Rosalina never gets her comeuppance for her actions, exceptions like "Mr. Goodman's Revenge" did have Chef Pee Pee and Goodman point this out when Mario was being unwise, there were no other videos that had Rosalina getting punished for her foolish actions.
 * 12) She is always bitching and an crybaby (sometimes to an obnoxious AND mean-spirited tone) towards Mario.
 * 13) Whenever Mario does call her out for doing something stupid, she makes Mario feel guilty and defends what she was trying to do.
 * 14) With that said, she never realizes how problematic and atrocious she is to Mario, the worse offender being "Jeffy's Online School".
 * 15) Speaking of being a massive hypocrite, Rosalina always annoys and obnoxiously rebukes Mario for moving on to another woman ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME when she herself has been essentially cheating on Mario, making you want to see Mario break up with her.
 * 16) Rosalina wrongly labeled Mario with pedophilia.
 * 17) *In videos like "Jeffy's Big Idea!", "Jeffy's 16 Birthday", and "Jeffy's Christmas Gift" She always likes being around Super D as she would usually go out of her way to cheat on Mario with no repercussions while labeling him as because of his smug arrogance and only goes back to Mario for helping Jeffy, she'd still be with Super D if that wasn't the case
 * 18) *In "Shrek's Coma", she was practically into Shrek and started dating him when she left Mario for no reason, Mario tried to deceive Shrek to get her back, and in spite of Shrek being gross, if Mario didn't try to earn her back she'd be perfectly fine with cheating on Mario over Shrek!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) She was arrested when trying to throw a hammer at Mario and it launched into Goodman's car, she gets out unfortunately.
 * 2) At times she can be sensible, while useless and undesirable overall.

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Rosalina is a the main female character of the SuperMarioLogan series. She is Mario's wife and Jeffy's adoptive mother.

She is voiced by Elaina Keyes.

Why Rosalina Sucks (1)

 * 1) Instead of being like her video game counterpart who is a powerful yet reserved figure that is a wise, kind, calm, and mature character which makes her a motherly figure that fits well with her appearance who was shown to be good friends with some people like Mario and Peach as a result, she is an foolish, annoyingly immature (not to mention obnoxiously stupid), moody to an retarded degree and such an obnoxious naïf that you'd want Mario to lose his temper at her.
 * 2) She is supposed to be an kind, gentle person, but due to Logan's tendency to abuse Mario for humor, she has been a major jerk to her husband, doing things like beating him up when a prostitute shows up at the door without giving him a chance to speak in "Jeffy's Cellphone!", smashing his plates against the wall for no reason in "Jeffy's Brain!", tried to hit Mario with a hammer for just texting happy birthday to Peach (plus making a good point about her being lame with her ex's), threatening to break up with him for watching unintentional porn and scaring him shitless with a creepy doll prank since he lied about the movie he was watching earlier in "Jeffy's New Toy!".
 * 3) Rosalina's purpose was to be Mario's love-interest after Mario, but she was more of an mistake to Mario by how she is an underwhelming good-for-nothing who always friend-zones Mario when it is obvious that she should be understanding to Mario instead of treating him like a total acquaintance all the time and is so clueless that Mario should file an divorce against her and move on with someone else.
 * 4) * In the "New Years Resolution" video, she said Mario has to kiss her when Mario was going to make a year prank with Brooklyn, this is also ironic because she was always treating his efforts like nothing in a annoyingly naive way (and sometimes does this on purpose).
 * 5) She always very unforgiving and nagging to Mario when foolishly defending Jeffy as it shows how much of a bad mother figure she is.
 * 6) Like many characters, her human puppet is AWFUL!
 * 7) Her love for stars or anything star related is incredibly annoying.
 * 8) She is an stereotypical ditz.
 * 9) Speaking of humor, she is SO unfunny that it makes any video humorless.
 * 10) * Rosalina is such a birdbrained naïf that she thought the sun was an planet just like Junior. Which makes even less sense because since she "knows" all about the planets and galaxies (except for Earth of course); she should know what the sun is.
 * 11) Her voice is mediocre at best, and ear-piercing at worst. The worst offender being her yelling that sounds like an chimpanzee screech through one's speaker.
 * 12) Rosalina never gets her comeuppance for her actions, exceptions like "Mr. Goodman's Revenge" did have Chef Pee Pee and Goodman point this out when Mario was being unwise with helping Rosalina out of his good-nature, there were no other videos that had Rosalina getting punished for her foolish actions.
 * 13) She is always bitching and an whiny crybaby (sometimes to an obnoxious AND mean-spirited tone) towards Mario.
 * 14) Whenever Mario does call her out for doing something stupid, she makes Mario feel guilty and defends what she was trying to do.
 * 15) With that said, she never realizes how problematic and atrocious she is to Mario, the worse offender being "Jeffy's Online School".
 * 16) Speaking of being a massive hypocrite, Rosalina always annoys and obnoxiously rebukes Mario for moving on to another woman ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME when she herself has been essentially cheating on Mario, making you want to see Mario break up with her.
 * 17) Rosalina wrongly labeled Mario with pedophilia.
 * 18) *In videos like "Jeffy's Big Idea!", "Jeffy's 16 Birthday", and "Jeffy's Christmas Gift" She always likes being around Super D as she would usually go out of her way to cheat on Mario with no repercussions while labeling him as because of his smug arrogance and only goes back to Mario for helping Jeffy, she'd still be with Super D if that wasn't the case
 * 19) *In "Shrek's Coma", she was practically into Shrek and started dating him when she left Mario for no reason, Mario tried to deceive Shrek to get her back, and in spite of Shrek being gross, if Mario didn't try to earn her back she'd be perfectly fine with cheating on Mario over Shrek!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) She was arrested when trying to throw a hammer at Mario and it launched into Goodman's car, she gets out unfortunately.
 * 2) At times she can be sensible, while useless and undesirable overall.

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Rosalina is a the main female character of the SuperMarioLogan series. She is Mario's wife and Jeffy's adoptive mother.

She is voiced by Elaina Keyes.

Why Rosalina Sucks (2)

 * 1) Instead of being like her video game counterpart who is a powerful yet reserved figure that is a wise, kind, calm, and mature character which makes her a motherly figure that fits well with her appearance who was shown to be good friends with some people like Mario and Peach as a result, she is an foolish, annoyingly immature (not to mention obnoxiously stupid), moody to an retarded degree and such an obnoxious naïf that you'd want Mario to lose his temper at her.
 * 2) She is supposed to be an kind, gentle person, but due to Logan's tendency to abuse Mario for humor, she has been a major jerk to her husband, doing things like beating him up when a prostitute shows up at the door without giving him a chance to speak in "Jeffy's Cellphone!", smashing his plates against the wall for no reason in "Jeffy's Brain!", tried to hit Mario with a hammer for just texting happy birthday to Peach (plus making a good point about her being lame with her ex's), threatening to break up with him for watching unintentional porn and scaring him shitless with a creepy doll prank since he lied about the movie he was watching earlier in "Jeffy's New Toy!".
 * 3) Rosalina's purpose was to be Mario's love-interest after Mario, but she was more of an mistake to Mario by how she is an underwhelming good-for-nothing who always friend-zones Mario when it is obvious that she should be understanding to Mario instead of treating him like a total acquaintance all the time and is so clueless that Mario should file an divorce against her and move on with someone else.
 * 4) * In the "New Years Resolution" video, she said Mario has to kiss her when Mario was going to make a year prank with Brooklyn, this is also ironic because she was always treating his efforts like nothing in a annoyingly naive way (and sometimes does this on purpose).
 * 5) She always very unforgiving and nagging to Mario when foolishly defending Jeffy as it shows how much of a bad mother figure she is.
 * 6) Like many characters, her human puppet is AWFUL!
 * 7) Her love for stars or anything star related is incredibly annoying.
 * 8) She is an stereotypical ditz and is so stupid and troublesome that it makes Karen look harmless.
 * 9) Speaking of humor, she is SO unfunny that it makes any video humorless.
 * 10) * Rosalina is such a birdbrained naïf that she thought the sun was an planet just like Junior. Which makes even less sense because since she "knows" all about the planets and galaxies (except for Earth of course); she should know what the sun is.
 * 11) Her voice is mediocre at best, and ear-piercing at worst. The worst offender being her yelling that sounds like an chimpanzee screech through one's speaker.
 * 12) Rosalina never gets her comeuppance for her actions, exceptions like "Mr. Goodman's Revenge" did have Chef Pee Pee and Goodman point this out when Mario was being unwise with helping Rosalina out of his good-nature, there were no other videos that had Rosalina getting punished for her foolish actions.
 * 13) She is always bitching and an whiny crybaby (sometimes to an obnoxious AND mean-spirited tone) towards Mario.
 * 14) Whenever Mario does call her out for doing something stupid, she makes Mario feel guilty and defends what she was trying to do.
 * 15) With that said, she never realizes how problematic and atrocious she is to Mario, the worse offender being "Jeffy's Online School".
 * 16) *Even when Rosalina apologizes for her idiocy, these are usually irredeemable because she should've knew that her stubborn behavior was getting the better of her and never learns from her mistakes.
 * 17) Rosalina wrongly labeled Mario with pedophilia.
 * 18) Speaking of being a massive hypocrite, Rosalina always annoys and obnoxiously rebukes Mario for moving on to another woman ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME when she herself has been essentially cheating on Mario, making you want to see Mario break up with her.
 * 19) *In videos like "Jeffy's Big Idea!", "Jeffy's 16 Birthday", and "Jeffy's Christmas Gift" She always likes being around Super D as she would usually go out of her way to cheat on Mario with no repercussions while labeling him as because of his smug arrogance and only goes back to Mario for helping Jeffy, she'd still be with Super D if that wasn't the case
 * 20) *In "Shrek's Coma", she was practically into Shrek and started dating him when she left Mario for no reason, Mario tried to deceive Shrek to get her back, and in spite of Shrek being gross, if Mario didn't try to earn her back she'd be perfectly fine with cheating on Mario over Shrek!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Her video game counterpart is so much, much better.
 * 2) She was arrested when trying to throw a hammer at Mario and it launched into Goodman's car, she gets out unfortunately.
 * 3) At times she can be sensible, supportive and helpful to Mario, while useless and undesirable overall.

Trivia

 * 1) Most SML Fans overall dislike the design of Rosalina's puppet with some finding it to be either creepy or weird.
 * 2) Before 2020, she was hated by many fans due to her cruel behavior towards Mario, ironically in recent videos, some fans now liked her since Mario becomes cruel towards Jeffy and the others, much to Rosalina's frustration and objection with Mario's cruel and greedy behavior.
 * 3) She is SMR's least favorite character, until Bowser Junior took her place since "Taken Away!".

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Rosalina is a the main female character of the SuperMarioLogan series. She is Mario's wife and Jeffy's adoptive mother.

She is voiced by Elaina Keyes.

Why Rosalina Sucks (3)

 * 1) She is a foolish, annoyingly immature (not to mention obnoxiously stupid), moody to a idiotic degree and such an obnoxious naïf that you'd want Mario to lose his temper at her.
 * 2) She is supposed to be a kind, loving, content and gentle person or what it may seem like, but due to Logan's tendency to abuse Mario for humor, she has been a major jerk to her husband, doing things like beating him up when a prostitute shows up at the door without giving him a chance to speak in "Jeffy's Cellphone!", smashing his plates against the wall for no reason in "Jeffy's Brain!", tried to hit Mario with a hammer for just texting happy birthday to Peach (plus making a good point about her being lame with her ex's), threatening to break up with him for watching unintentional porn and scaring him shitless with a creepy doll prank since he lied about the movie he was watching earlier in "Jeffy's New Toy!".
 * 3) Rosalina's purpose was to be Mario's love-interest after Mario, but she was more of an mistake for Mario by how she is an underwhelming good-for-nothing who always friend-zones Mario when it is obvious that she should be understanding to Mario instead of treating him like a total acquaintance all the time and is so clueless that Mario should file an divorce against her and move on with someone else.
 * 4) * In the "Jeffy's New Years Resolution" video, she said Mario has to kiss her when Mario was going to make a year prank with Brooklyn, this is also ironic because she was always treating his efforts like nothing in a annoyingly naive way (and sometimes does this on purpose).
 * 5) She always very unforgiving and nagging to Mario when foolishly defending and encouraging Jeffy's unruly behavior as it shows how much of a bad mother figure she is.
 * 6) Like many characters, her human puppet is AWFUL!
 * 7) Her love for stars or anything star related is incredibly annoying.
 * 8) She is an stereotypical ditz and is so stupid and troublesome that it makes Karen look harmless.
 * 9) Speaking of humor, she is SO unfunny that it makes any video humorless.
 * 10) * Rosalina is such a birdbrained naïf that she thought the sun was an planet just like Junior. Which makes even less sense because since she "knows" all about the planets and galaxies (except for Earth of course); she should know what the sun is.
 * 11) Her voice is mediocre at best, and ear-piercing at worst. The worst offender being her yelling that sounds like an chimpanzee screech through one's speaker.
 * 12) Rosalina never gets her comeuppance for her actions and/or irresponsibility, exceptions like "Mr. Goodman's Revenge" did have Chef Pee Pee and Goodman point this out when Mario was being unwise with helping Rosalina out of his good-nature, there were no other videos that had Rosalina getting punished for her foolish actions.
 * 13) She is always bitching and sometimes a whiny crybaby (to an obnoxious AND mean-spirited tone at times) towards Mario.
 * 14) Whenever Mario does call her out for doing something stupid, she makes Mario feel guilty and defends what she was trying to do.
 * 15) With that said, she never realizes how problematic and atrocious she is to Mario, the worse offenders being "Jeffy's Online School" & "Jeffy's Bad Word!".
 * 16) *Even when Rosalina apologizes for her idiocy in "Jeffy's Online School", her apologies like these are usually irredeemable because she should've knew that her stubborn behavior was getting the better of her as it was such to Mario's demise, and she never learns anything from her mistakes.
 * 17) Rosalina wrongly labeled Mario with pedophilia in "Jeffy's Bad Word!".
 * 18) Speaking of being a massive hypocrite, Rosalina always annoys and obnoxiously rebukes Mario for moving on to another woman ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME when she herself has been essentially cheating on Mario and does stuff even worse than Mario, making you want to see Mario break up with her already.
 * 19) *In videos like "Jeffy's Big Idea!", "Jeffy's 16 Birthday", and "Jeffy's Christmas Gift" She always likes being around Super D as she would usually go out of her way to cheat on Mario with no repercussions while labeling him as because of his smug arrogance and only goes back to Mario for helping Jeffy, she'd still be with Super D if that wasn't the case
 * 20) *In "Shrek's Coma", she was practically into Shrek and started dating him when she left Mario for no reason, Mario tried to deceive Shrek to get her back, and in spite of Shrek being gross, if Mario didn't try to earn her back she'd be perfectly fine with cheating on Mario over Shrek!

The Only 3 Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The video game version of Rosalina is so much better.
 * 2) She was arrested when trying to throw a hammer at Mario and it launched into Goodman's car, she gets out unfortunately.
 * 3) At times she can be sensible, supportive and helpful to Mario, while useless and undesirable overall.

Trivia

 * 1) Most SML Fans overall dislike the design of Rosalina's puppet with some finding it to be either creepy or weird.
 * 2) Before 2020, she was hated by many fans due to her cruel behavior towards Mario, ironically in recent videos, some fans now liked her since Mario becomes cruel towards Jeffy and the others, much to Rosalina's frustration and objection with Mario's cruel and greedy behavior.
 * 3) She is SMR's least favorite character, until Bowser Junior took her place since "Taken Away!".

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Jeffy is a major character that had appeared in SuperMarioLogan as Mario's and Rosalina's adopted son.

Why Jeffy Jeffy Sucks So Much

 * 1) He is annoyingly and obnoxiously stupid in such a predictable manner.
 * 2) He's too selfish and self-centered for his own good.
 * 3) His mischief can make anyone cringe so hard.
 * 4) *And so does his jokes.
 * 5) He was responsible for Logan's bastardizing in quality by writing over taking the spotlight over other characters and demonization because of his adult related jokes.
 * 6) And he was responsible for the worst, controversial videos in SML's history like "Jeffy's Bad Word", "Jeffy's Tantrum!" and "Jeffy At The Zoo!"
 * 7) "Jeffy's Tantrum!" was the most controversial when Jeffy unwittingly persuaded an kid at attempt at committing suicide (Something Doofy always tried doing) and the most infamous in SML history.
 * 8) Making things worse for Mario with and/or without intention.
 * 9) Annoys others for no good reason.
 * 10) An massive crybaby.
 * 11) Easily the most cringeworthy character on YouTube.
 * 12) Ruined the experience at watching SML, as well as many others up par with Rosalina.
 * 13) Destroying shit.
 * 14) His obnoxious fanbase that appeal to kids only.
 * 15) *And so is his character.
 * 16) His character is an massive insult on disabled people.
 * 17) Has an grating 'simpleton voice' that is so shrill and whiny when yelling that it would make my ears bleed.
 * 18) He is ugly by personality and his buck-toothed appearance.

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Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He gets his comeuppances AT TIMES.
 * 2) He can be really funny on occasion, by meme or not.
 * 3) Bullying bullies shows some strength out of his cringeworthy appearance.
 * 4) THIS VIDEO IS MY CATHARSIS.

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Why Trump Sucks and I hate him

 * 1) Instead of being a responsible president, he denies every problem going on America.
 * 2) In fact, Trump has done nothing to deserve his title of being president other than his pride.
 * 3) His evident NPD allows him to be one of the most careless and self-centered people towards many and you'd want to see Trump having some self-deprecation out of his NPD.
 * 4) *He is so weak that he doesn't even help his people when they were in need of his help!!
 * 5) His obnoxious, obstinate fans.
 * 6) *In fact, Trump was the reason his fans attacked the US constitution because of Biden winning (.. seriously ..), which became one of the most infamous and controversial events in history.
 * 7) He may be good at persuasion and minor schemes, this still makes him an very unlikable person.
 * 8) He has raped many women during his lifetime before becoming president & famous, he was also caught saying this on tape!
 * 9) Telling the world that COVID doesn't exist and to ignore it caused many deaths, thanks!
 * 10) *This led to many videos on the news blaming Trump for what he did on saying that with families getting ill.
 * 11) Speaking of which, when he was getting symptoms of COVID he still told everyone to ignore it when he was coughing, that is flat out idiotic.\
 * 12) He fired many people who were diligent at the US constitution for petty, retarded reasons.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Countless memes that poke fun of him.
 * 2) He still has people who either like, respect or worship him.
 * 3) Helping out New York City one time.
 * 4) He was blocked from Twitter and everything else from making horrid, factually incorrect posts.