John Geiger

John Geiger is the antagonist of the 1997 film Speed 2: Cruise Control. He was portrayed by actor Willem Dafoe.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He does not come across as intimidating.
 * 2) He only kills the captain of the ship and no one else on board.
 * 3) He almost acts like Wil E. Coyote near the end of the film, especially when he crashes his seaplane into the antenna of an oil tanker before it explodes killing him in a laughable manner.