Stanley (A Troll in Central Park)

Stanley is the main protagonist of the critically-panned film A Troll in Central Park. He is a good-natured little troll who literally has a green thumb that can grow flowers, something he, unlike any other troll, loves. He was voiced by the late Dom DeLuise.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He is a very badly written protagonist, even for animated film standards.
 * 2) His design is ugly as it looks like a mix between Bilbo Baggins, Dopey, and Lucky the Leprechaun.
 * 3) He is incredibly annoying and won’t shut up every minute he's onscreen.
 * 4) His personality is incredibly sappy and saccharine.
 * 5) He is also very cowardly, as he chickens out when Gus wants him to save Rosie from Gnorga.
 * 6) He contributes way too much filler throughout the movie, which is evident every time he summons happy dancing flowers around Rosie. On top of that, all the happy dancing flowers he summons are excessively sickly sweet and saccharine.
 * 7) His quote that "Anything is real, starts with a dream" not only doesn’t make any sense but is also a bad lesson for children, as dreams that come naturally don’t happen immediately or in real life; instead dreams can only be real when you really do something about it.
 * 8) He is also incredibly stupid as well.
 * 9) His attraction to Rosie is unnerving, sickening, and creepy. While his attraction to Rosie is supposed to be treated as something that is cute, charming, and innocently platonic, it instead comes off as disturbingly pedophilic, because of  his overly-excited reactions when Rosie kisses him on the nose, as well as the fact that Rosie is only a toddler.
 * 10) His songs "Absolutely Green" and "Welcome To My World" are awful and serve no purpose in the film other than just filler.
 * 11) Most of his dialogue is very laughable.
 * 12) The ending where he covers up the whole city of New York in plants is supposed to be happy and uplifting, but it is actually rather horrifying if you think about it, because his action of covering up the whole city of New York in plants is comparable to that of what villain characters like Audrey II (from Little Shop of Horrors) or Poison Ivy (from Batman) would've got up to have they not been brought to justice by Seymour and Batman respectively. Consequently, this heavily implies that Stanley himself has an evil plan of engulfing the entire world he lives in with plants in mind the whole time and therefore proves that Gnorga, the film's main antagonist, does have a valid reason on why she bans flowers in the Kingdom Of Trolls, and somehow, we are still supposed to root for him.
 * 13) * Because of his actions at the ending, basically, the movie tries to force viewers to like the protagonist (Stanley) and to despise the villain (Gnorga) without giving the usual proper characterization to them as a reason to do this.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The concept of Stanley's characterization as a good-natured, cheerful, optimistic yet cowardly little troll who literally has a green thumb that can grow flowers has potential as a decent protagonist, but sadly is executed poorly due to the film's overall badly-rushed writing.
 * 2) Dom DeLuise does an alright job voicing him.
 * 3) He faces his fears to stand up against the evil Gnorga to protect both Gus and Rosie near the end of the film because Gus called him out on his cowardice, which means he did have some minor character development, though that isn't saying much.