Dr. Erwin Armstrong (The Boss Baby: Family Business)

Dr. Armstrong is the main antagonist of The Boss Baby: Family Business. He is the founder of The Acorn Center (Tabitha's school) but in real he is a scheming and smart baby who plans to get rid of parents and rules.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) To get the baby out of the crib, he is a very boring and generic villain that only cares about his reputation, doesn't want anybody making him look like a fool, doesn't want parents to boss and telling babies what to do.
 * 2) His goal to get rid of adults all around the world using their phone apps and making babies take over the world is completely nonsensical for a DreamWorks villain, even by DreamWorks Animation standards for many reasons, even to the point where he makes other bad DreamWorks villains like Guy Gagne and Mrs. Gurion look more threatening and well written by comparison.
 * 3) * First off, there are hazards all over the world that babies can get injured or even killed, they could even die from neglect due to the lack of their parents' support, possibly lead to the end of humanity.
 * 4) * Second, if babies take over the world, they will soon age up to adults in years (if they survived the hazards or neglect) with troublemaking skills and lack of intelligence due to the lack of knowledge and support from the adults.
 * 5) * Third, if he teaches children (including babies) at his school, then why does he only want babies to turn bad by getting rid of their parents, when the children at his school also have parents to be supportive and yet he doesn’t do anything with the children (aside from the Templeton children which he tried to kill them to prevent them from stopping adults getting brainwashed all over the world) right after their parents were brainwashed by their phones through an app, he created which just goes to show not only his motivation is completely nonsensical, but also show how hypocritical Dr Armstrong really is when it comes to children with parents. Sound familiar?
 * 6) * If anything, he feels more like a rejected Saturday morning TV cartoon villain as well as being more suited for bad cartoon shows like Mega Babies rather than an actual DreamWorks Animation movie villain.
 * 7) * Even Prince Charming from Shrek the Third, while being flanderized compared to the second Shrek film, has a justified motivation to take over Far Far Away with the fairy tale villains due to the death of his mother, Fairy Godmother, then this villain with a very nonsensical and hypocritical motivation.
 * 8) The climax between the Templeton children and him is just a lazy rehash of the climax from Penguins of Madagascar, only with humans, set in a school, and had more filler than that climax, the only reason why the climax was so dragged out is just serves as an attempt for the writers to make him a powerful villain that could surpass other way better DreamWorks villains like Drago and Lord Shen.
 * 9) He’s basically a bootleg copy of Professor Poopypants from the Captain Underpants movie (which, ironically both movies are made by DreamWorks) since both characters are intelligent teachers who wants to get rid of something around the world (laughter and adults) by brainwashing people and have children as their sidekicks (Melvin Sneedly and the babies), expect without the charm that makes Poopypants a great villain with a justified backstory where he was made fun out of at an award show due to his name compared to Armstrong who has a very nonsensical backstory about why he doesn’t want parents to be in babies way.
 * 10) He’s also shown to be cringeworthy as well, such as the scene where he, in his baby form, dancing with the brainwashed adults at the play before attacking the Templeton children.
 * 11) His backstory on why he doesn’t want parents to be in his way is not just cliched, but also very stupid and pathetic, as he runs away from home to found a school just because he’s more smarter than his parents, even though he’s still a baby, if so, then police could’ve just find him and take him back to his parents under house arrest, showing that he’s a very nonsensical villain in any DreamWorks Animation movie.
 * 12) The plot-twist where he is actually a baby who doesn’t age the entire time is very poorly executed and weak, especially considering his nonsensical backstory and motivation, in fact, the plot twist could’ve been better if it was more fleshed out if it weren’t for the backstory and goal.
 * 13) Overall, he’s considered a generic doomsday villain due to all these reasons above, even more than Francis E Francis from the first movie.
 * 14) He once committed animal abuse as he was throwing Precious, a pony out of his school calling him a dog and cat during the climax, despite being intelligent enough to know every animal.
 * 15) His baby form is a bit ugly and uncanny in comparison to his robot adult design and the other characters.
 * 16) Aside from getting punished by Tina, He most of the time never gets any comeuppance for his actions, most notably for brainwashing the adults, making his redemption at the end of the film very rushed and weak.
 * 17) While Jeff Goldblum does a good job, his voice can be really annoying to listen to.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He does run a nice school called the Acorn Centre.
 * 2) Jeff Goldblum does a good job voicing him.
 * 3) Despite getting off Scott free for his actions, the scene where he reunites with his parents is heartwarming.