Wayne Cramp

Wayne is a character from The Cramp Twins. For some strange reason, he looks as if he is constantly cold and shivering. And he looks so much different from his brother.

Why He Sucks[edit | edit source | hide | hide all] For some strange reason, he enjoys it when his heinie is spanked as a baby. He bullies his brother for no reason, basically. In the first episode alone, when Lucien decides to try to save him from choking, he reveals he was faking it and spits in his face, sarcastically calling him his hero. He usually wins. He once tried to collect people’s spit. He may be a main protagonist, but he’s not someone who you should root for. Redeeming Qualities[edit | edit source | hide] It can be kind of amusing that his rivalry with Lucien began as a baby. He does have a friend. Some people actually do prefer to him over Lucien, on the basis that Lucien is a goody two shoes. On the lighter side of things, the show at least addresses Wayne’s behavior rather than pretending he is something he is not. He does get some karma in the intro, where birds use him as a toilet.