Barbara (SuperMarioLogan)

Barbara Guy is a minor character in the SuperMarioLogan series. She is the abusive mother of Brooklyn T. Guy.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) She is an extremely abusive mother towards Brooklyn Guy, both physically and verbally. In fact, she doesn't really have that much of a personality, other than being a one-dimensionally abusive mother.
 * 2) *At least with SML Bowser, there were moments where he showed love for his son, Junior. Plus, in Mario & Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures Episode 23, we find out that Bowser was abused by his human mother, Margaret, which is an understandable reason for his antagonistic behaviour.
 * 3) She favours her other son, Jonathan, while she hates on Brooklyn Guy.
 * 4) She is also a massive hypocrite. She constantly accuses Brooklyn Guy of "not caring about her", even though she never cares about him.
 * 5) All she ever does is berate Brooklyn Guy just and even brags about her favouritism towards Jonathan in Brooklyn Guy's face, which is extremely aggravating. What doesn't help is that it is the only thing she does in every video she's in.
 * 6) In "Brooklyn Guy's Thanksgiving!", when Brooklyn Guy starts choking on the thanksgiving dinner, neither she or the rest of her family bother to help him. Thankfully, Karen does to save him.
 * 7) She went as far as faking her own death in “The Funeral,” just for an April Fools joke (As the movie was released on that day) and to test her son and grandson’s love for her. This could’ve made viewers happy that she’s dead, but this is the Will Smith slaps Chris Rock meme of SML, and SML is Will Smith.
 * 8) Her design is generic and bland. She looks like Simmons if he was in drag while wearing makeup to look like an old lady.
 * 9) *In fact, her voice is pretty much Simmons', but more deep and brash.
 * 10) There's this running gag surrounding her relationship with Brooklyn Guy's partner, Simmons which is considered gerontophilia since Barbara is an elderly.
 * 11) Like Jonathan, she never gets any comeuppance for how she treated Brooklyn Guy. There is not even a single cathartic moment where Brooklyn Guy puts Barbara in her place, making her a Karma Houdini.

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