Alfe (The Problem Solverz)

Alfe is a character as well as one of the main protagonists from Cartoon Network's critically-panned The Problem Solverz, he is voiced by Ben Jones.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) His design is ugly like the rest of the characters from the show.
 * 2) He has a huge unhealthy obsession with pizza, which usually causes him to butt heads with anyone getting in the way of his pizza cravings.
 * 3) His voice is very annoying to listen to, it sounds too hoarse considering he’s voiced by the creator, Ben Jones.
 * 4) He is a very huge jerk, even to his friends and teammates Roba and Horace.
 * 5) Everything he does is usually unfunny and obnoxious.
 * 6) He is very lazy.
 * 7) He is extremely reluctant and doesn’t care that much for his friends.
 * 8) He acts very immature and goes on rampages whenever he doesn’t get his way such as not getting pizza.
 * 9) * Alfe Has a Baby is at his worst. he is jealous because Horace and Roba doesn't think he's responsible enough to take care of a baby, which is very true (see WHS #12). That same episode he does irresponsible stuff.
 * 10) He always gets into fights with Roba and makes his life really bad, he also usually beats up Roba just for fun.
 * 11) He likes to get a problem solved very quick if it's boring.
 * 12) * This is a case in the episode Time Twister as he uses the time coaster and unknowingly brings back dinosaurs just so he can get more pizza.
 * 13) He rolls up into a ball whenever he's scared or when he’s easily tired or bored which looks just weird to watch.
 * 14) He is very destructive as well and destroys stuff and property in his way. He also says his name loudly when doing this which can be annoying to the viewers.
 * 15) He barley shows any empathy towards others.
 * 16) He even watches Roba and Horace sleep and breaths heavily, which is just downright creepy.
 * 17) He doesn’t share pizza with Roba and Horace and just guzzles it all up without leaving any slices.
 * 18) He is badly flash-animated.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) There were moments where he has shown emotion.
 * 2) He did improved a little in season 2.
 * 3) He doesn’t always act like a jerk.