Wayne Cramp

Wayne is a character from The Cramp Twins. For some strange reason, he looks as if he is constantly cold and shivering. And he looks so much different from his brother.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) For whatever reason, he enjoys it when his heinie is spanked like a baby. It comes off as creepy and weird.
 * 2) He always bullies his brother for no reason (in fact, he started doing so the moment they were born), basically. In the first episode alone, when Lucien decides to try to save him from choking, he reveals he was faking it and spits in his face, sarcastically calling him his hero.
 * 3) * He counts as a Karma Houdini because he usually wins at mistreating others.
 * 4) * He really doesn't feel much for the other kids he torments, including Lucien.
 * 5) **Speaking of bullying, during the show's second season he was flanderized to his absolute worst. As he becomes a borderline psychopath and an even greater Karma Houdini.
 * 6) His design is very unappealing and mediocre to look at.
 * 7) He once tried to collect people’s spit, because of his sugar addiction in "Spit Collector" - which is extremely gross.
 * 8) He may be the main protagonist, but he’s definitely not someone who you should root for.
 * 9) It’s kind of laughable that he can persuade others to think he’s a good guy given his appearance and how he acts.
 * 10) His mother doesn’t seem to do anything about him bullying her other son.
 * 11) Wayne’s actions have put his brother in danger more than once.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) It can be kind of amusing that his rivalry with Lucien began as a baby. Though unfortunately, things haven't improved since then.
 * 2) He makes Lucien possible to root for since his "heart of gold" part is incredibly downplayed, but Wayne will occasionally show his good side.
 * 3) * Once in a while, he will show some decency. He is also pretty good friends with a middle-aged man named Dirty Joe who is pretty much the only person Wayne treats well since he owns a local junkyard.
 * 4) Some people actually do prefer him over Lucien, on the basis that Lucien is a goody-two-shoes. On the lighter side of things, the show at least addresses Wayne’s behavior rather than pretending he is something he is not.
 * 5) He does receive comeuppance for his actions… albeit seldom when it does happen.
 * 6) * He does get some karma in the intro, where birds use him as a toilet.
 * 7) He can be funny, but not always.
 * 8) Some of his victims actually deserve what he gives them, such as Brick Barker and Miss Hissy.
 * 9) He does have standards:
 * 10) * In the episode "Naughty Nuptials, Tony's small bride-to-be is revealed to be a serial kidnapper who entraps other small husbands in a chest,which makes him disturbed by this revelation, even though he's bullied and tried to kill Tony on a few occasions.
 * 11) * He is disgusted at his grandma's plan to dress him and his brother up as old ladies so that wolves will attack them instead of her. It turns out there weren't any wolves, but still.
 * 12) * Even Wayne is scared of his mom's Super OCD.

Trivia

 * He displays several traits of ADHD. Namely his hyperactivity. Then there's also his very obvious symptoms of Antisocial Personality Disorder aka sociopathy.