Big Tex Arkana

I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum Me and my bum have all kinds of fun Me and my willy are really old friends Water popped out where my willy hole ends Silly old willy, look what you've done You've got water on my friendly old bum My willy's silly and a little bit dumb And my bum eats plums 'cause a plum tastes yum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my willy and more about my bum I can fit my friendly old thumb Right in my bum when I do a little fart Air popped out where my bum hole starts I found a wasp, put it in my bum Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb Silly old wasp, look what you've done Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my bum, more about my willy My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly My friendly old bum is covered in frost My bum got stung by a cross old wasp Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun How should I fix my cold old bum? Go outside and put my bum in the sun And my bum got burnt and then begun singing Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, wasp Silly old willy and a burnt old bum Out in the sun with my pants undone Where are my plums? Did they get lost? It's all your fault you smelly old wasp "Let's get drunk", I said to my bum "It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue" My greedy old bum said "I want some!" Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum You smelly old wasp! You silly old willy! You friendly old bum! I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum Me and my bum have all kinds of fun Me and my willy are really old friends Water popped out where my willy hole ends Silly old willy, look what you've done You've got water on my friendly old bum My willy's silly and a little bit dumb And my bum eats plums 'cause a plum tastes yum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my willy and more about my bum I can fit my friendly old thumb Right in my bum when I do a little fart Air popped out where my bum hole starts I found a wasp, put it in my bum Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb Silly old wasp, look what you've done Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my bum, more about my willy My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly My friendly old bum is covered in frost My bum got stung by a cross old wasp Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun How should I fix my cold old bum? Go outside and put my bum in the sun And my bum got burnt and then begun singing Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, wasp Silly old willy and a burnt old bum Out in the sun with my pants undone Where are my plums? Did they get lost? It's all your fault you smelly old wasp "Let's get drunk", I said to my bum "It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue" My greedy old bum said "I want some!" Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum You smelly old wasp! You silly old willy! You friendly old bum! I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum Me and my bum have all kinds of fun Me and my willy are really old friends Water popped out where my willy hole ends Silly old willy, look what you've done You've got water on my friendly old bum My willy's silly and a little bit dumb And my bum eats plums 'cause a plum tastes yum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my willy and more about my bum I can fit my friendly old thumb Right in my bum when I do a little fart Air popped out where my bum hole starts I found a wasp, put it in my bum Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb Silly old wasp, look what you've done Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my bum, more about my willy My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly My friendly old bum is covered in frost My bum got stung by a cross old wasp Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun How should I fix my cold old bum? Go outside and put my bum in the sun And my bum got burnt and then begun singing Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, wasp Silly old willy and a burnt old bum Out in the sun with my pants undone Where are my plums? Did they get lost? It's all your fault you smelly old wasp "Let's get drunk", I said to my bum "It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue" My greedy old bum said "I want some!" Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum You smelly old wasp! You silly old willy! You friendly old bum! I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum Me and my bum have all kinds of fun Me and my willy are really old friends Water popped out where my willy hole ends Silly old willy, look what you've done You've got water on my friendly old bum My willy's silly and a little bit dumb And my bum eats plums 'cause a plum tastes yum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my willy and more about my bum I can fit my friendly old thumb Right in my bum when I do a little fart Air popped out where my bum hole starts I found a wasp, put it in my bum Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb Silly old wasp, look what you've done Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my bum, more about my willy My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly My friendly old bum is covered in frost My bum got stung by a cross old wasp Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun How should I fix my cold old bum? Go outside and put my bum in the sun And my bum got burnt and then begun singing Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, wasp Silly old willy and a burnt old bum Out in the sun with my pants undone Where are my plums? Did they get lost? It's all your fault you smelly old wasp "Let's get drunk", I said to my bum "It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue" My greedy old bum said "I want some!" Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum You smelly old wasp! You silly old willy! You friendly old bum! I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum Me and my bum have all kinds of fun Me and my willy are really old friends Water popped out where my willy hole ends Silly old willy, look what you've done You've got water on my friendly old bum My willy's silly and a little bit dumb And my bum eats plums 'cause a plum tastes yum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my willy and more about my bum I can fit my friendly old thumb Right in my bum when I do a little fart Air popped out where my bum hole starts I found a wasp, put it in my bum Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb Silly old wasp, look what you've done Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my bum, more about my willy My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly My friendly old bum is covered in frost My bum got stung by a cross old wasp Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun How should I fix my cold old bum? Go outside and put my bum in the sun And my bum got burnt and then begun singing Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, wasp Silly old willy and a burnt old bum Out in the sun with my pants undone Where are my plums? Did they get lost? It's all your fault you smelly old wasp "Let's get drunk", I said to my bum "It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue" My greedy old bum said "I want some!" Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum You smelly old wasp! You silly old willy! You friendly old bum! I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum Me and my bum have all kinds of fun Me and my willy are really old friends Water popped out where my willy hole ends Silly old willy, look what you've done You've got water on my friendly old bum My willy's silly and a little bit dumb And my bum eats plums 'cause a plum tastes yum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my willy and more about my bum I can fit my friendly old thumb Right in my bum when I do a little fart Air popped out where my bum hole starts I found a wasp, put it in my bum Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb Silly old wasp, look what you've done Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my bum, more about my willy My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly My friendly old bum is covered in frost My bum got stung by a cross old wasp Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun How should I fix my cold old bum? Go outside and put my bum in the sun And my bum got burnt and then begun singing Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, wasp Silly old willy and a burnt old bum Out in the sun with my pants undone Where are my plums? Did they get lost? It's all your fault you smelly old wasp "Let's get drunk", I said to my bum "It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue" My greedy old bum said "I want some!" Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum You smelly old wasp! You silly old willy! You friendly old bum! I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum Me and my bum have all kinds of fun Me and my willy are really old friends Water popped out where my willy hole ends Silly old willy, look what you've done You've got water on my friendly old bum My willy's silly and a little bit dumb And my bum eats plums 'cause a plum tastes yum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my willy and more about my bum I can fit my friendly old thumb Right in my bum when I do a little fart Air popped out where my bum hole starts I found a wasp, put it in my bum Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb Silly old wasp, look what you've done Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my bum, more about my willy My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly My friendly old bum is covered in frost My bum got stung by a cross old wasp Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun How should I fix my cold old bum? Go outside and put my bum in the sun And my bum got burnt and then begun singing Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, wasp Silly old willy and a burnt old bum Out in the sun with my pants undone Where are my plums? Did they get lost? It's all your fault you smelly old wasp "Let's get drunk", I said to my bum "It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue" My greedy old bum said "I want some!" Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum You smelly old wasp! You silly old willy! You friendly old bum! I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum Me and my bum have all kinds of fun Me and my willy are really old friends Water popped out where my willy hole ends Silly old willy, look what you've done You've got water on my friendly old bum My willy's silly and a little bit dumb And my bum eats plums 'cause a plum tastes yum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my willy and more about my bum I can fit my friendly old thumb Right in my bum when I do a little fart Air popped out where my bum hole starts I found a wasp, put it in my bum Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb Silly old wasp, look what you've done Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Enough about my bum, more about my willy My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly My friendly old bum is covered in frost My bum got stung by a cross old wasp Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun How should I fix my cold old bum? Go outside and put my bum in the sun And my bum got burnt and then begun singing Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum, wasp Silly old willy and a burnt old bum Out in the sun with my pants undone Where are my plums? Did they get lost? It's all your fault you smelly old wasp "Let's get drunk", I said to my bum "It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue" My greedy old bum said "I want some!" Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, willy, willy bum, bum Willy bum, bum, bum, bum You smelly old wasp! You silly old willy! You friendly old bum!