Dan (Fuck Mr. Hatcher)



Dan is the main character who first appeared from the infamous game called Fuck Mr Hatcher. Later, the game itself became popular because of GameGrumps.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He's a perverted freak that harrases Mr. Hatcher in a sexual manner and he once squeezed his balls.
 * 2) Just like Fleabag Monkeyface, he does several gross stuff.
 * 3) In the sequel, he killed his pet Uppity-Loo for no good reason.
 * 4) His voice is obnoxious and irritating at some point.
 * 5) He became worse in the sequel, rather than assaulting Mr. Hatcher, he keeps playing with his penis, making it show most audiences barfing because of his stupidity.
 * 6) Most of his screaming is awful to hear.
 * 7) Dan is shown to be rude, stupid, reckless, insane, destructive, and immature person that makes him act like he hasn't been educated well.
 * 8) His smile is creepy at times.
 * 9) He has little to no character development.
 * 10) He does a horrible job at being a human.
 * 11) He has done a lot of stupid things in the sequel.
 * 12) He went from an average calm teenager to a very immature, ignorant, terribly educated plus minus harebrained character.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) He was a better character in the first game.