Allen Gregory De Longpre

Allen Gregory is the titular protagonist of the short-lived 2011 FOX series of the same name.

He is voiced by Jonah Hill.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He is an extremely unlikable and uninteresting protagonist.
 * 2) Perhaps, one of his most infamous acts, is claiming to have made a sex tape with his school's 80 year old principal. Another bad action he did is when Gina orders him to write an essay about his behavior, Allen instead decides to turn the assignment into a racist play.
 * 3) He is sexually obsessed with his school's principal, even though he's 7 and she's 80, which is sickeningly creepy and super-pedophilic.
 * 4) He treats everyone like crap, including when Patrick was asked to deliver Joel's homework to him, Allen forced Patrick to let him do it.
 * 5) He's very bratty, and sometimes selfish.
 * 6) Allen, like his father, is often a Karma Houdini.
 * 7) His design is awful, he looks more like a ventriloquist dummy than a actual 7-year old.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) In "Gay School Dance", Allen tried to prevent the bullies from pantsing Patrick.