Lizzie Devine (Codename: Kids Next Door)

Elizabeth "Lizzie" Devine, or Numbuh Vine, is Nigel's ex-girlfriend, and a character from the popular Cartoon Network Show, Codename: Kids Next Door.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) She's incredibly selfish, narcissistic, obnoxious, and painfully unaware of the KND's importance.
 * 2) More often than not, she's just there to distract Nigel from an important mission.
 * 3) Her obsessive crush on Numbuh 1 is incredibly creepy.
 * 4) Nigel and the rest of Sector V had no hard feelings over the little matter of her having originally tried to brainwash him.
 * 5) Her temper is so bad, even Numbuh 4 doesn't admit his dislike for her due to his fear of said wrath.
 * 6) In O.P.E.R.A.T.I.O.N.: L.E.A.D.E.R., she goes behind her boyfriend's back and leads Sector V on a mission, which in reality is just them going out for ice cream and a makeover, only for them to fail miserably without Numbuh 1.
 * 7) She's almost always shouting, which gets irritating after a while.
 * 8) Despite being marketed as "Nigel's Girlfriend", she's almost always rude towards him.
 * 9) She's a dreadful cook. As she once managed to bake a pie that knocked out Hoagie, Kuki and Numbuh 1-Love, and a chicken banana fritter soup with cottage cheese, mud and curly fries that almost poisoned Nigel, as well as making some strange dish out of oat bran, cream, tomatoes, steak, orange juice and tons of salt that lit her mouth on fire.
 * 10) Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-T.W.O. has her actually working for the Delightful Children From Down the Lane against Nigel. And she's supposed to be his girlfriend?!
 * 11) And when she realizes Numbuh 1 holds his job higher than his love for her, what does she do? Break up with him! While her being hurt at him being more dedicated to his job than being her boyfriend is kinda understandable. Actaully, no! It's not! Due to his job as a KND officer, his responsibility is saving the world, and if she was truly his girlfriend, she'd understand how important the KND is in the first place! And if she wanted him to hold her as a higher priority, she would, oh, I don't know, 'at least try'' to be a better person!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) She does still love Numbuh 1 (at least until Operation: G.I.R.L.F.R.I.E.N.D).
 * 2) There are some times where she helps the KND.
 * 3) Apart from being a almost exact copy of Constance from the DCFDTL, her character design is otherwise decent.
 * 4) She still has a resourceful personality, sometimes.