Valerie the Valkyrie

Valerie the Valkyrie is a Valkyrie, one of the troops in Clash of Clans. She first appeared in the episode Pork-tergeist, in Clash-A-Rama.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) When she offered to take Huggy’s land, she didn’t reconsider giving him the money to help his Hog Lot instead.
 * 2) Will always make others pay just to satisfy herself too much sometimes, despite having no good reason to do so.
 * 3) Her intention of taking Huggy’s land for 2 million gold coins is not helpful to the hogs, since they need to be in the lot.
 * 4) Very egotistical. Her commercial is also generic, as she makes it a mild scam, ripping off the Ed’s from Ed, Edd n Eddy since they scammed since 1999.
 * 5) She doesn’t bother to take a single break, proving she’s too desperate to get a lot of money. Which is like Mr. Krabs and Big Tex Arkana doing the same thing.
 * 6) In fact, when she sliced her desk in half when she knew she’s second to Hogmax, it further proves she’s poorly written, and egotistical.
 * 7) She destroyed the Hog Lot without asking Huggy why he went to attack her company. Because she’s actually too greedy, but was too stubborn to admit it.
 * 8) * Note: Her purpose is to help people, yet she only does so for fame. Helping people is not about fame, but doing good.
 * 9) Also a hypocrite. She slashed the sign that said “FAILURE”, then “QUITTERS”, then “GIVING 98%”, despite doing all those things to Huggy.
 * 10) Poor motivation as to why she takes money a lot from other people and why she owns too much stuff.
 * 11) Overrall, she’s another generic greedy one cliché.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Has some mildly funny moments.
 * 2) Her poor character might be considered “so bad, it’s good”.