Bowly (Super Lifeless Object Battle)

Bowly is a male contestant from the cancelled Object Show, Super Lifeless Object Battle. He is Hypey's rival.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He's a ripoff of Patrick Star and Spongebob Squarepants, both idiotic yet likable characters. In fact, if you take the two's dumb personality and give it to a bowling ball but then suck out everything likable about Spongebob/Patrick, you get him.
 * 2) He is just another example of a generic dumb Object Show character who dosen't have a reason why he became stupid and immature.
 * 3) He can also be considered both an Idiot Houdini and Karma Houdini at the same time, due to him getting away with his stupid and evil actions.
 * 4) There are a couple of moments where he does bad things for no reason whatsoever, such as breaking a wall with great force.
 * 5) Most of his quotes are laughable, such as "Wots rong Hoypey?"
 * 6) His grammar is awful.
 * 7) His facial expressions, especially when he talks, is ugly to look at, especially the one in the image of him.
 * 8) He ruined Hypey's invention by throwing a rock at his invention thus destroying it.
 * 9) He can be pretty destructive at times.
 * 10) Much like Fred Figglehorn, his ability to 4th wall break is awful. In one scene, he yells at the viewers to vote for him.
 * 11) He's dull, bland, and has got no potential throughout the whole series.
 * 12) He's an awful fighter. In one scene, Hypey fights him but however he does not fight back to the point where he loses.
 * 13) His actions were basically for nothing, and no one did something bad to him, so they didn't deserve it.
 * 14) Aside from being unintelligent and moronic, he seems like a pointless character, him unfairly winning the first challenge along with Hypey does not excuse him.
 * 15) The infamous scene in the intro where he says that 1+1=10. What the hell, Bowly?!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Depending on your view, there are some moments where he can be funny and comical.
 * 2) His appearance is good despite his ugly faces.

Trivia

 * He was originally going to be named "Bowley" or "Bowling Ball" but that was scrapped.