Stanley (A Troll in Central Park)

Stanley is the main protagonist of the critically panned film A Troll in Central Park. He is a good-natured little troll who literally has a green thumb that can grow flowers, something he, unlike any other troll, loves. He was voiced by the late Dom DeLuise.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) His design is ugly as it looks like a mix between Bilbo Baggins, Dopey, and Lucky the Leprechaun.
 * 2) He is incredibly annoying and won’t shut up every minute he's onscreen.
 * 3) His personality is incredibly sappy and saccharine.
 * 4) He is also very cowardly, as he chickens out when Gus wants him to save Rosie from Gnorga.
 * 5) His quote that anything is real, starts with a dream doesn’t make any sense as Dreams that come naturally don’t happen immediately or in real life.
 * 6) He is also incredibly stupid as well.
 * 7) His attraction to Rosie is unnerving, sickening, and creepy.
 * 8) His songs are awful.
 * 9) Most of his dialogue is very laughable.
 * 10) The ending where he covers up the whole city of New York in plants is supposed to be happy and uplifting, but it is actually rather horrifying if you think about it.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) Dom DeLuise does an alright job voicing him.