User:Becarbone/sandbox/Green Square (offbrand square)

Green Square is the mascot of the tiktok channel, offbrand_square, and the main protagonist of his spinoff series, Life of a Square. He first appeared in a TikTok posted by offbrand_square (or during that time, sharpjazzreturns) on June 19, 2020 and In July 2, 2020, he received his own spinoff show and has been overused since.

Why He Needs To SHUT UP!
NOTE: This page will only be talking about his offbrand_square counterpart, since his Life of a Square counterpart is more likable.
 * 1) Similar to Jeffy from SuperMarioLogan and Two from Battle for Dream Island, Green Square is the reason why some of the sharpjazzreturns/offbrand_square community rage quitted on the series to the point it caused it's downfall in 2021. the reasons why will be listed below.
 * 2) While he is supposed to be an intelligent, nice, kind, sweet, energetic, hyperactive and friendly character, oftentimes, he is a selfish, rude, mean-spirited, spoiled, whiny, bratty, annoying, obnoxious, stubborn, immature, manipulative, egotistical, callous, unfunny, narcissistic and sometimes outright sociopathic jerk and nuisance who often behaves like an attention whore.
 * 3) His catchphrase "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" gets old very fast, and can be seen as annoying to some viewers.
 * 4) He always begs for attention, for example, in one of the tiktoks, he tells the viewers to follow offbrand_square, or he won't go live.
 * 5) He is one of the prime examples of a Creator's Pet, as he is shoehorned in various scenes for no reason at all, while this wasn't much of a problem in 2020, he started to be in almost every tiktok offbrand_square made in 2021.
 * 6) In one of offbrand_square's deleted videos, he pointed a gun at the viewers, although to be fair, it was a video about hating Donald Trump.
 * 7) He is also bigoted towards LGBTQ in early 2021, and nearly got offbrand_square's channel shut down because of this.
 * 8) His catchphrase "Boom!", while not bad, is extremely generic, as it only contains one word.
 * 9) Similar to the OC characters from SMG4, he is so overused in the newer tiktoks, that many of the classic characters on the channel such as SpongeBob, Mr. Hand, Mametchi, Cuphead and Alex have been demoted to extra to very high levels.
 * 10) Even though offbrand_square does a good job voicing him, it can get annoying and somewhat bland at times, particularly in 2020, where he sounded more like a sick kid.
 * 11) His character seems to be a mix between Gelatin from BFB 1-16 and Jeffy from SuperMarioLogan, as all three characters are nuisances and are shoehorned way too often, but Green Square is arguably the most intolerable of the three.
 * 12) Overall, he is one of the major reasons why the channel, offbrand_square went downhill during mid-2021.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) His counterpart is Life of a Square is quite a huge improvement over how he portrayed as in the tiktoks, as he is less annoying and insufferable in said series.
 * 2) There are a few tiktoks where he’s absent in.
 * 3) *Likewise, there are a decent amount of tiktoks where he is likable (or at the very least tolerable). Especially after offbrand_sqaure made a second account called offbrand_square_is_back.
 * 4) There are people who do root for him despite his flaws.
 * 5) "It's the morning!"