Alfe (The Problem Solverz)

Alfe is a character as well as one of the main protagonists from Cartoon Network's critically-panned The Problem Solverz, he is voiced by series creator, Ben Jones.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) To start off, out of all the characters, Alfe has to be arguably one of the most unlikable characters ever seen in the show and by character history.
 * 2) His design is ugly like the rest of the characters from the show.
 * 3) * It's unknown what type of creature he is. In Puffy Puppiez, he is mentioned to be a dog, but in Breakfast Wars, he is mentioned to be a monster. It's unknown which species he really is, either looking like a hybrid of two things, an Domo-kun abomination, or an piece of turd.
 * 4) He has a huge unhealthy obsession with pizza and sometimes hamburgers (as seen in Hamburger Cavez), which usually causes him to butt-heads with anyone getting in the way of his pizza cravings.
 * 5) *This is a case in the episode Time Twister as he have so much of an fetish for pizza, he uses the time coaster and unknowingly brings back dinosaurs just so he can get even more pizza.
 * 6) His voice is very annoying to listen to, it sounds too hoarse considering he’s voiced by the creator, Ben Jones.
 * 7) He is a very huge jerk, even to his friends and teammates Roba and Horace.
 * 8) * In Time Twister, When Roba wants to scan Alfe's pizza, he doesn't want it to eaten to Roba and acts like he doesn't have pizza. When he had enough, he eats it and blames it on Roba for making him do that, making Alfe hypocritical.
 * 9) Everything he does is usually unfunny and obnoxious.
 * 10) He is very lazy.
 * 11) He is extremely reluctant and doesn’t care that much for his friends.
 * 12) He acts very immature and goes on rampages whenever he doesn’t get his way such as not getting pizza or getting called off for eating too many hamburgers.
 * 13) * Alfe Has a Baby is at his worst. He is jealous because Horace and Roba doesn't think he's responsible enough to take care of a baby, which is very true (see WHS #13). That same episode he does irresponsible stuff.
 * 14) He always gets into fights with Roba and makes his life really bad, he also usually beats up Roba just for fun (see WHS #5).
 * 15) He likes to get a problem solved very quick if it's boring.
 * 16) * In Time Twister, he put all kids into the coaster very quickly to get it solved.
 * 17) He rolls up into a ball whenever he's scared or when he’s easily tired or bored which looks just weird to watch.
 * 18) He is very destructive as well and destroys stuff and property in his way. He also says his name loudly when doing this which can be annoying to the viewers.
 * 19) * There are many episodes and moments of him doing this. The worst offenders are the episodes Alfe Is Da Boss, Alfe Has a Baby, K-999 and Da Little Explorerz, Time Twister, Glam-Vampire Hunterz, Mermaid Raid, and Alfe's Gonna Run Away.
 * 20) He barley shows any empathy towards others.
 * 21) He even watches Roba and Horace sleep and breaths heavily, which is just downright creepy.
 * 22) In Time Twister, he doesn’t share pizza with Roba and Horace and just guzzles it all up without leaving any slices (WHS #4 details for more).
 * 23) He is badly flash-animated.
 * 24) His monster design in Hamburger Cavez is downright 'horrifying.
 * 25) His segment Ask Alfe is very random. When he have simplistic questions, he answer it with weird stuff.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) There were moments where he has shown emotion.
 * 2) He did improved a little in season 2.
 * 3) He doesn’t always act like a jerk, at least mostly at Season 2.

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