Rosalina (SML)

Rosalina, is a main female character of the SuperMarioLogan series. She is Mario's wife and Jeffy's adoptive mother.

She is voiced by Elaina Keyes.

Why Mario Should Divorce Her

 * 1) Despite being intended to be portrayed as Mario's faithful partner in theory, in practice she seldom plays the part and is usually more of a foolish, immature, dim-witted, neglectful, and moody jerk, it's to the point that her good nature is arguably an informed trait of hers and making her come off as a mean-spirited Starfire from Teen Titans and/or Hugh Neutron wannabe, often doing things like:
 * 2) *Beating Mario up when a prostitute shows up at the door without giving him a chance to speak in "Jeffy's Cellphone!" (which is also the episode that started her flanderization).
 * 3) *Smashing Mario's plate of pizza against the wall in "Jeffy's Brain!" in a similar manner to how Jeffy does it when given green beans due to her not liking pizza, disregarding the fact that she is an adult whereas Jeffy is a minor, and remarkably immature for his age at that.
 * 4) *Tried to hit Mario with a hammer for just texting happy birthday to Peach (plus Mario making a good point about her being hypocritical with her treatment of her exes, casually inviting one to her house in "Rosalina's Ex-Boyfriend") in "Mr. Goodman's Revenge".
 * 5) *Threatening to break up with him many times for minor reasons like unintentionally watching porn in "Jeffy's New Toy!". She even goes to the point of scaring Mario with a creepy doll because of him watching the accidental porn.
 * 6) Like her husband, she is a poor parent, though she is arguably even worse than Mario as she frequently enables and sometimes even encourages Jeffy's crass & unruly behavior, even in cases where he is doing extreme actions like swearing or destroying property. Many believe that Rosalina sees spoiling one's child rotten as good parenting, and any form of discipline as child abuse.
 * 7) Her former love for stars or space-related things, in general, got played out rather quickly.
 * 8) She is just another stereotypical ditz and also a "mean popular girl character" stereotype that is so stupid and troublesome that she makes Karen, a character intentionally written to be aggravating/bad, look harmless.
 * 9) *Her personality at this point is nearly identical to Peach's despite her being meant to be a foil to her behavior.
 * 10) *Rosalina is such a bonehead; she thought the sun was a planet just like Junior did. This makes even less sense than Junior's case because since she claims and shows that she knows all about the planets and galaxies (except for Earth of course); so, she should know what the sun is.
 * 11) Speaking of humor, most of her attempts at comedy are bland, annoying sometimes, and unremarkable, typically being stereotypical "dumb blonde" jokes.
 * 12) While her voice is usually decent, it can get ear-piercing at times, particularly when she shouts, yells, screams (and/or shrieks, etc.) that have been compared to chimpanzee screeches. Her crying is also infamous for sounding obnoxious and grating.
 * 13) Rosalina rarely gets her comeuppance for her actions and/or irresponsibility, with few exceptions (ex: "Mr. Goodman's Revenge" did have Chef Pee Pee and Goodman point this out when Mario was pointlessly trying to rescue her).
 * 14) She is known for bitching/nagging when something goes wrong and she is sometimes a whiny crybaby towards Mario, whenever the latter does try calling her out for doing something completely stupid, she always makes Mario feel guilty for her and tries to play the victim card.
 * 15) With that said, she does not seem to realize her own issues in her relationship with Mario and the stress she can cause him, or if she knows very well; it looks like she does this with malicious intent, the worst offenders being "Jeffy's Online School" and "Jeffy's Bad Word!".
 * 16) *Even when Rosalina apologizes for leaping to conclusions in "Jeffy's Online School", the apology is negated by the fact that it doesn't carry over to the following episodes.
 * 17) *She always acts naive towards Mario's flirtations and sexual desires, but as seen in "SML Movie: Jeffy’s Trap!", she randomly acts like she's into Mario as much as Mario usually is; and she fell asleep upon waiting for Mario upstairs and not wanting to help Mario, this looks like she knew Mario wouldn't get anything out of it and went to sleep on purpose, making Mario do the awkwardly nonsensical banter Jeffy made about catching excrement. Not to mention the episode "Shrek's Coma", where she acted like a flirty schoolgirl to the point of Mario calling her out on it.
 * 18) She wrongly labeled Mario as a pedophile in "Jeffy's Bad Word!". What makes it worse is that she saw everything Mario was doing and knew he never molested Jeffy.
 * 19) *Keep in mind that scenario could have been avoided if she just told the truth.
 * 20) Rosalina frequently rebukes Mario for moving on to other women when she herself frequently cheats on Mario and does even worse stuff than Mario does, making her out to be stupidly hypocritical. Examples of these include episodes like:
 * 21) *" Jeffy's 16th Birthday" and "Jeffy's Christmas Gift", Rosalina threatens to leave Mario for her old ex, Super D, and in "Jeffy's Christmas Gift", she actually does leave Mario for a brief amount of time.
 * 22) *" Shrek's Coma", she openly flirts with Shrek in front of Mario, to the latter's dismay. She tries to guilt-trip Mario for understandably getting upset at her for her disrespectful behavior, and the narrative of the video treats her as if she's in the right with Mario being forced to apologize to her at the end, even when Rosalina saw the consequences in dating people like Shrek (someone with bad taste and manners).
 * 23) *In "Jeffy's Brain", she begins flirting with Jeffy as he starts speaking French right in front of Mario. Not only does this come off as pedophilia, although this was somewhat excusable as she at first thought it was the brain of a dead French person before it turned out to be Jeffy himself.
 * 24) *In "Jeffy’s Easter Eggs!", it's implied that she had sex with Tyreese, who, by the way, is a chicken, which makes this come off as zoophilia and bestiality.
 * 25) Her new puppet design is absolutely ugly and uncanny to look at, to the point that it makes Cody and Bowser's puppets look like masterpieces. It is commonly regarded as one of the worst human puppets in SML. Additionally she doesn't even have shoes on for some reason, so she walks barefoot everywhere she goes, which is dangerous considering her feet would be damaged, scarred and it would be infected by germs if she walks on the sidewalk.
 * 26) While not indirectly, she caused everything to go wrong around Mario.
 * 27) *In Mario's Turtle Problem, she caused Mario to get PTSD over Koopas resulting in killing PeeWee after she irresponsibly left him to be taken care of by Mario and yet never learn her lesson on havng animals as pets when she has a pet monkey.
 * 28) *In Where's Jeffy, she gave Jeffy her necklace which was never a good idea when the necklace would be taken away by a squirrel leaving Mario in a state of panic yet somehow Jeffy got the necklace back with no further explanation.
 * 29) *In Brooklyn's Day Off, she caused Jeffy to attempt to commit arson when she stupidly allowed Jeffy to cook which Jeffy's bad cooking was similar to Chef Pee Pee's.
 * 30) *In Jeffy Gets Run Over, she causes Mario to accidentally run over Jeffy and even got him and Goodman framed and arrested as well as also never getting her comeuppance and gets away with it scot-free
 * 31) Similar to Rosemary and Peppa Pig, she also counts as the very worst example of a Karma/Idiot Houdini since a lot of the time, nothing bad happens to her other than occasionally getting stressed. She does not get punished a lot of the time for her insufferable behavior.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) At times she can be sensible, right-minded, supportive, and helpful to Mario.
 * 2) Despite the flaws, Elaina does a good job voicing her outside of Rosalina's screams.
 * 3) In spite of her defending Jeffy in a foolish way, she sometimes reprimands him for his bad behavior (when she either gets annoyed about his behavior or if she actually trusts Mario for once), especially in more recent videos.
 * 4) She got some comeuppance in Mr. Goodman's Revenge, where she gets arrested for a brief amount of time, though she is bailed out at the end of the video.
 * 5) *She and Jeffy finally got their greatest comeuppance in "Among Us" through their own ways, on Jeffy's side, he got killed by Chef Pee Pee's imposter, and on Rosalina's side, she got ejected out from the house after Bowser Junior, Brooklyn Guy, and Chef Pee Pee's imposter thought she killed Jeffy. And they were all, extremely well-deserved.
 * 6) At times, even when she's bland; she does manage to be a sweet, cute and likable character, with "Pregnant Jeffy" being an example when she isn't being too dull or annoying.
 * 7) She wasn't as bad as she is nowadays in the first few episodes she was featured in, she started as a naive, childish, and ditzy person who has a bizarrely whiny obsession with stars but was still ultimately a sweetheart. It wasn't until "Jeffy's Cellphone" was when she really started to become a bad character overall.
 * 8) *Also, she seems to be starting to improve and gradually shifting back to her older persona ever since mid-late 2021 with her starting to have fewer outright antagonistic appearances. As of 2022, she has almost never directly antagonized Mario and she has often been the one to call him out on misdeeds.

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