Pico (Boku no Pico)

Note: Not to be confused with the other Pico from F-Zero.

Pico is the main protagonist of the universally panned infamous and notorious adult shotacon anime Boku no Pico. He is a blonde pre-adolescent boy who works part-time at his grandfather's bar in the summer. He's often shown swimming, usually naked or in a blue speedo. He wears girls' clothing after when Mokkun suggests it. Later, hurt that Tamotsu wouldn't define their relationship, he rebels by cutting off most of his hair and running away. The following summer, he spots Chico swimming nude in a stream while cycling. He soon befriends Chico, who calls him "oniichan" and starts a sexual relationship with him. In his relationships with Mokkun and Chico, he is the uke, though the latter is somewhat reversible.

Why He's Not Our Pico

 * 1) Despite being a minor, he is extremely obsessed with sex to the point of wanting to have sex with everyone he meets. He somehow makes Glenn Quagmire look celibate by comparison, as he has lines he won't cross, while Pico is the type who would probably have sex with anything that moves.
 * 2) He is incredibly lewd as he is often shown to be nude or near-nude, especially when swimming.
 * 3) He never gets any kind of character development at all.
 * 4) In one episode, an older man had sex with Pico which is extremely disgusting to look at due to its pedophilic nature.
 * 5) Pico and Chico secretly watch Chico's sister using a banana as a dildo, which is disgusting and disturbing as hell.
 * 6) He cross-dresses to make sex with other people, which actually looks like something Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants would make fun of.
 * 7) Not only does he do sexual activities with anyone he just meets, he even teaches others to have sex with others like him too, which gives a bad message to anyone that "having sex with anyone you meet is a huge necessity", which is absolutely not true.
 * 8) The show ends terribly: Pico tells the audience that he hopes to see them again after he had sex with the other characters.
 * 9) His voice acting is downright appalling.
 * 10) He is a stereotypically feminine.

The ONLY Redeeming Quality

 * 1) His character design is kind of cute, depending on your view.