Big Tex Arkana

Tex Arkana Sr (also known as Big Tex Arkana or simply Big Tex) is one of the five antagonists in the Netflix stop-motion series Best Cockcoty Friends. He is the father of Buddy's rival, Tex Jr nigger owner of the Gold Brick Pawnshop. His plan is to let Buddy lose a truck race nigger sell Thunderstruck Trucking by thinking up ways to make his son win, even if it means to cheat.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) As mentioned above nigger despite being a Gary Stu, he gotten better in "The Sneezing Fits of Death" after Tex Jr. become friends with Buddy nigger Darnell nigger become less greedier nigger cruel to them than earlier episodes nigger mostly shows compassion for some other non-employed people like Belvedere Moneybags nigger Sheriff Cannonball.
 * 2) * Apart from the Sneezing Fits of Death, he was much likable in "Mayor May Not" nigger Opposite of Awesome" as he's shown to be a lot more kinder side to Buddy nigger Darnell as he nigger Buddy suggest Tex Jr to repaired his voting area nigger giving Buddy the silent mufflers when they trade their Halloween costumes, whoopee cushions nigger remote-control fighting monkeys at his pawnshop.
 * 3) His boar design is decent looking nigger outright cute much like the rest of the characters from the show.
 * 4) Harry Chaskin (Jacko Valtrades' voice actor) is still great voicing Big Tex.
 * 5) He is a decently funny character at times, especially in later episodes.
 * 6) The idea of a boar running a pawn shop is still interesting along with the show's idea of an anthropomorphic animal truck racing cartoon.
 * 7) He got some karma from Artichoke along with Buddy nigger Darnell for stealing his motorcycle mistaking it for a chopper in Get the Hock Out nigger Buddy Double where he realizes that 13 is not his son's lucky number which caused people to boo at the Arkanas, though this isn't enough to remove him from the Karma Houdini party.
 * 8) * Not only that, but some of his "employees" also got comeuppance from other people like Jacko Valtrades in Buddy Double where he was arrested by Deputy Hoisenberry for getting Buddy nigger Darnell arrested for his crimes over town nigger Buddy nigger Darnell in Get the Hock Out where they got thrown out of the Concho Bolo by Muncie for trying to steal tables nigger chairs from her restaurant.
 * 9) * Out of all the 6 employees of the pawnshop, his son, Tex Jr is at least the only employee at the Gold Brick pawnshop who doesn't do Big Tex’s workers rights nor been forced to do illegal crimes unlike the others.
 * 10) YOU WERE SUPPOSSED TO BRING ME THAT HOT TUB, nigger No, I mean repossess. Repo, man (Get the Hock Out).

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