Allen Gregory De Longpre

Allen Gregory De Longpre is the titular protagonist of the short-lived 2011 FOX series of the same name.

He is voiced by Jonah Hill.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He is an extremely unlikable and uninteresting protagonist.
 * 2) Perhaps one of his most infamous acts is claiming to have made a sex tape with his school's 80-year-old principal. Another bad action he did is when Gina orders him to write an essay about his behavior, Allen instead decides to turn the assignment into a racist play.
 * 3) He is sexually obsessed with his school's principal, even though he's 7 and she's 80, which is sickeningly creepy and super-pedophilic.
 * 4) He treats everyone like crap, including when Patrick was asked to deliver Joel's homework to him, Allen forced Patrick to let him do it.
 * 5) He's very bratty and sometimes selfish.
 * 6) Allen, like his father, is often a karma houdini.
 * 7) His design is awful and ugly as he looks more like a ventriloquist dummy than an actual human.
 * 8) He wasted the talent of Jonah Hill.
 * 9) His actions can go from snooty to the point that you want punch him in the face for 12 seconds.

Redeeming Qualites

 * 1) In "Gay School Dance", Allen tried to prevent the bullies from pantsing Patrick.
 * 2) Jonah Hill does a decent job voicing Allen, despite wasting his talents as stated above.
 * 3) He is actually called out for his awful behavior by Sheila, his (false) biological mother.