King Star King

King Star King is the main titular character of Adult Swim's 2014 flash animated short-lived TV series of the same name. He is a tall, blond muscular man who serves as a fry cook in a run-down waffle house. He is voiced by Tommy Blacha.

Why He Won't Return to Heavens

 * 1) His design is absolutely hideous, grotesque, and ugly. It basically looks like an ugly and warped version of He-Man's design. Special mention goes to his face, where his teeth look inconsistent and crooked.
 * 2) His name is very bland and laughable. Besides, who on earth would name someone "King Star King"?
 * 3) He has done lots of gross and disgusting things like taking his bones out of his body, jacking off while seeing Snow White (his love interest) naked, taking a dump in a giant tornado, and so on.
 * 4) He also seems to be some kind of passive masochist. Examples of these are when his "wacky" drug-inducing abilities that causes some physical damage and whenever something the painful happens to him, it come off as completely enjoyable to him; like when he starts humping in the air after two spiky objects pierce through his legs or when he treats the pain he receives as something pleasurable.
 * 5) His voice sounds horrid and forced. By hearing closely, it sounds more like he's drunk or something than an actual voice.
 * 6) All of the superpowers he uses are just horrifying and scary.
 * 7) Some of the facial expressions he makes look very awful and ugly to look at, which adds to his already ugly design.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He got his comeuppance in the final episode, where he got sucked into Kwa Kwa City, resulting in his death.
 * 2) His voice did get slightly better in the later episodes, as it sounded less annoying than before.

Trivia

 * King Star King's hair color is the same one as SwaySway and Buhdeuce's from Breadwinners.

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