Johnny (The Room)

Johnny is the main protagonist of the infamous 2003 film The Room directed, written, and film-made by Tommy Wiseau, who also portrayed the character in said film.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) Tommy Wiseau does a horrific job of portraying the character.
 * 2) Johnny himself is a complete psychopath.
 * 3) He has a weird obsession with laughing, sex, and a football.
 * 4) Like the actor who portrays him, his origins are completely shrouded with mystery.
 * 5) *Though despite that, he has a lot of friends and is a successful businessman.
 * 6) *Also, considering that his fiancée, Lisa, is apparently in her twenties.
 * 7) Johnny throws temper tantrums way too often.
 * 8) He gets angry over the smallest things possible; for example: When someone touched him, he rudely replied "DON'T touch me, motherf***er!".
 * 9) Which reminds you, he is very foul-mouthed as mentioned previously in BQ #6.
 * 10) Johnny makes up lies, and terrible ones to boot.
 * 11) He believes all women are evil, and thinks all men are good, meaning he is a sexist. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PERSONALITY OF THE PERSON!!!
 * 12) Which reminds you, he is a hypocrite since he believes all women are evil despite love having sex with his fiancée.
 * 13) Johnny is always calm whenever his BFF Mark shows up, regardless of what kind of situation Johnny is in. Example, he is angry, but then all of the sudden he calms down when Mark shows up just because he's his BFF.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He spawned the "Oh hi Mark" meme.

Trivia

 * Johnny doesn't drink.
 * Tommy Wiseau, the actor who plays Johnny, is very secretive of his life.