Dan (Fuck Mr. Hatcher)

Dan is the main character who first appeared in the infamous game called "Fuck Mr Hatcher". Later, the game itself became popular because of GameGrumps.

However, there are still more videos on YouTube on the kinky fetish-induced adventures Dan gets himself into, because of how much infamy it got.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He's an incredibly perverted and overly erotic creep that continually harrases Mr. Hatcher in a needlessly sexual manner and you are even able to make him squeeze Hatcher's balls as well. Dan even causes Mr. Hatcher to be a pedophile as a result.
 * 2) * Not only did he get his cat to lick off his penis, but he also had oral sex with his pet bird! This form of bestiality makes him out to be a mindless zoophile.
 * 3) Gross-out Behavior: Much like Fleabag Monkeyface, he does plenty of disgusting things that make himself seem undignified and filthy to an extreme extent.
 * 4) His voice gets very obnoxious and irritating at some point.
 * 5) A lot of his screaming is downright awful and atrocious to hear.
 * 6) He became worse in the sequel, rather than assaulting and flirting with Mr. Hatcher, he keeps playing with his penis, making it show to the point where most audiences end up barfing because of his endless stupidity and lack of human decency.
 * 7) * He even killed his pet Uppity-Loo for absolutely no good reason.
 * 8) In Foreskin Fun with Dan, he gets even kinkier and cruder. As he gets his psychotic mom to wipe him after Dan takes an automatic dump in his pants and he even tried to attach his dick to the edge of a window to fall outside like Disney's Rapunzel which made his foreskin ripped all the way off, making him look childishly creepy and extremely disturbing to the point that it can make you feel rather uneasy.
 * 9) Dan is shown to be a very rude, stupid, reckless, insane, destructive, and immature person that makes him act like he hasn't been educated well at all. From having a lack of thought for what he does to the senseless things he does, it all makes him look like a intellectually challenged weirdo.
 * 10) He keeps a journal that shares the many moronic things he did throughout his lifetime.
 * 11) To make matters worse, his idiocy and lunacy never come off as funny, endearing or entertaining, but rather unnatural, uncomfortable, disturbingly kinky, demented, and above all else, extremely cringeworthy.
 * 12) He has a very unappealing character design, as he looks more like a creepy dork than someone endearing.
 * 13) * As such, his smile can look very creepy at times.
 * 14) He has little to no character development, making him have no depth.
 * 15) He does a horrible job at being a decent human being because of how lifeless and soulless he seems to be.
 * 16) His voice sounds very bland and lifeless, this is because of how much his voice has no emotion to it.
 * 17) He went from being an average calm teenager and has formed into a very immature, ignorant, terribly educated 'plus-minus' harebrained character with no charm and likability to him whatsoever.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) Despite being horny sometimes, he was a better character in the first game.

Trivia

 * He keeps a journal to write down his thoughts and what happens in his everyday life.
 * He has a parrot.