Mrs. Hayfer (Drake & Josh)

Linda Alice Hayfer, commonly referred to as Mrs. Hayfer, is a recurring character on Drake & Josh. She is Drake and Josh's English teacher. She adores Josh, due to his hard-working personality, but hates Drake due to his consistently poor performance in school. In fact, her catchphrase is "I hate you, Drake", with Drake responding, "I know". She also always says "To the nurse!", which is her own bizarre way by telling people to leave her classroom.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) She comes off as an extremely mean and abusive teacher. She has a huge hatred for Drake and she treats him as if he's a spawn of Satan. She even tells Drake that she hates him with Drake just saying that he knows. When Drake and Josh are together, she praises Josh as if he's the most important thing in her life. When Drake was dating her daughter Kelly, she refuses to let him break up with her since she's her mother and threatens to induct him in Summer school if he does break up with her.
 * 2) She was extremely unlikable in "Honor Council" since she accused Drake for parking her car in her classroom when Mindy was actually the true culprit. Even when Mindy got suspended and Mrs. Hayfer apologized to Drake, she keeps treating him like garbage.
 * 3) She could be considered as a stubborn teacher, and she tells her students to leave the classroom by saying "To the nurse!", which gets annoying pretty fast.
 * 4) She gave Drake a hard time in "Little Sibling" since she threatened to put Drake in Remedial English if he's not Sammy's big sibling, even though Drake thought Josh being Sammy's big siblings means more to Josh than it does to him.
 * 5) She was at her worst in "Vicious Tiberius" where she forced Drake to take care of her dog with Josh while she's on vacation.
 * 6) How did Mrs. Hayfer not get fired from her job when she keeps mistreating Drake and her students like total garbage?
 * 7) Mrs. Hayfer has no personality other than to treat Drake like garbage.
 * 8) She never receives any comeuppances for treating Drake like garbage as she gets away with scot-free.
 * 9) She can be considered a Mary-Sue and a Mean Popular Girl.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) She's very nice to Josh and is often willing to give him credit for his hard work.
 * 2) She has a couple of funny moments. For example, in "Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh", she yelled "I hate you, Drake Parker!" which was funny.
 * 3) Depending on your view, her getting sprayed in "Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh" while Drake was driving his car can be satisfying to anyone who thinks that she deserves her comeuppance.

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