Joseph Hisfriendfromschool (SML)

Joseph Hisfriendfromschool is one of the main protagonists of SuperMarioLogan. He is a major character of most Bowser Junior videos and is seen in other videos, most notably certain Jeffy videos. He is considered one of the worst SML characters.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) Rather than being portrayed as a normal Paratroopa in the Super Mario games or even one of the friendly Paratroopas from the Mario Party and Paper Mario series (like Parakarry and Postmaster), Joseph is a very egotistic, greedy, annoying, whiny, rude and obnoxious Paratroopa who seems to brag that he's better than everybody and he seems to resemble Kenny McCormick's ways of being poor as well as dying and coming back. The only difference is that Kenny is actually likable.
 * 2) Like Junior, he's a bully to his friends, especially Cody. He would yell at Cody about Ken being a doll and in Cody's Handcuffs, he admitted that he's tired of Cody and Ken, so Junior throws Ken behind the couch. Although rare, he is sometimes mean to Junior too.
 * 3) In Joseph's Imaginary Family, he raped his mother, adopted sister and grandmother, which is considered incest! And in the same video, HE MURDERED HIS BABY BROTHER JACOB BY LEAVING HIM IN THE BATHTUB TO DROWN! We wish we're making that up, but we aren't!
 * 4) He's also shown to be Junior's yes-man. In some videos, whenever Junior acts like he's smarter than Cody, Joseph agrees to everything Junior says.
 * 5) He's very stupid just like Junior. In fact, his stupidity would rival Jeffy and Black Yoshi's stupidity.
 * 6) He was at his worst in Joseph the Hero and Joseph the Millionaire where he acts like an ungrateful jerk to Richard and Chives for not getting what he wants! Joseph, you need to learn the truth and you can't always get what you want.
 * 7) He's also a liar too. In the same video, he lied about being poor, meaning he was actually rich all along.
 * 8) Whenever something bad happens, he would often run away and say "I'm outta here, dude!", which gets pretty annoying really fast.
 * 9) In Bowser Junior's Prank Gone Wrong, he and Junior blew an air horn in Chef Pee Pee's ear and makes him deaf and they even use that problem to insult him, which is unacceptable to deaf people!
 * 10) Joseph is just another male variant of the mean popular girl trope. He also acts like an Alpha Bastard too.

Trivia

 * 1) Joseph was similar to Kenny McCormick from South Park as both were poor and they died most out of the others.
 * 2) Joseph’s Similarity to Kenny ended as of Joseph the Millionaire and his red shell arrival due to Kenny still being poor but he has stopped dying almost everytime.
 * 3) Joseph is not actually poor. He is really rich and wealthy as revealed in Joseph the Millionaire!. He keeps this a secret so nobody can touch his stuff or only like him for his money. That means everything he said in the past is a hypocrisy.
 * 4) Joseph has a speech impediment, meaning that he has a hard time pronouncing words.