Rosalina (SML)

Rosalina is a the main female character of the SuperMarioLogan series. She is Mario's wife and Jeffy's adoptive mother.

She is voiced by Elaina Keyes.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) She is foolish, annoyingly immature (not to mention obnoxiously stupid), moody to an idiotic degree, and such an obnoxious naïf that you'd want Mario to lose his temper at her as he does with Jeffy.
 * 2) * Rosalina is such a birdbrained naïf that she thought the sun was a planet just like Junior. This makes even less sense because since she "knows" all about the planets and galaxies (except for Earth of course); she should know what the sun is.
 * 3) She has been a major jerk to her husband with doing things like:
 * 4) * Beating Mario up when a prostitute shows up at the door without giving him a chance to speak in "Jeffy's Cellphone!",
 * 5) * Smashing Mario's plates against the wall for no reason in "Jeffy's Brain!",
 * 6) * Tried to hit Mario with a hammer for just texting happy birthday to Peach (plus making a good point about her being lame with her ex's) in "Mr. Goodman's Revenge",
 * 7) * And threatening to break up with him many times for watching unintentional porn or nitpicky reasons and scaring him shitless with a creepy doll prank since he lied about the movie he was watching earlier in "Jeffy's New Toy!".
 * 8) Rosalina's soul purpose was to be Mario's love-interest after Mario, but she was more of a mistake for Mario by how she is an underwhelming good-for-nothing who always friend-zones Mario when it is obvious that she should be understanding to Mario instead of treating him like a total acquaintance all the time and is so clueless that Mario should file a divorce against her and move on with someone else.
 * 9) * In the "Jeffy's New Years Resolution" video, she said Mario has to kiss her when Mario was going to make a year prank with Brooklyn, this is also ironic because she was always treating his efforts like nothing in an annoyingly naive way (and sometimes does this  on purpose).
 * 10) She always very unforgiving and nagging to Mario when foolishly defending and encouraging Jeffy's unruly behavior as it shows how much of a bad mother figure she is.
 * 11) Like many characters, her human puppet is AWFUL!
 * 12) Her love for stars or anything star-related is incredibly annoying.
 * 13) She is a stereotypical ditz and is so stupid and troublesome that it makes Karen look harmless.
 * 14) Speaking of humor, she is SO unfunny that it makes any video humorless.
 * 15) Her voice is mediocre at best, and ear-piercing at worst. The worst offender being her shouting, yelling, screaming (and/or shrieks/etc) that sounds like a chimpanzee screech blowing through one's speaker and her crying and wailing.
 * 16) Rosalina never gets her comeuppance for her actions and/or irresponsibility, exceptions like "Mr. Goodman's Revenge" did have Chef Pee Pee and Goodman point this out when Mario was being unwise with helping Rosalina out of his good-nature, there were no other videos that had Rosalina getting punished for her foolish actions.
 * 17) She is always bitching and sometimes a whiny crybaby (to an obnoxious AND mean-spirited degree at times) towards Mario.
 * 18) Whenever Mario does call her out for doing something stupid, she always makes Mario feel guilty and defends what she was trying to do.
 * 19) With that said, she never realizes how problematic and atrocious she is to Mario, the worse offenders being "Jeffy's Online School" & "Jeffy's Bad Word!".
 * 20) *Even when Rosalina apologizes for her idiocy in "Jeffy's Online School", her apologies like these are usually irredeemable because she should've known that her stubborn behavior was getting the better of her as it was such to Mario's demise, and she never learns anything from her mistakes.
 * 21) Rosalina wrongly labeled Mario with pedophilia in "Jeffy's Bad Word!".
 * 22) Speaking of being a massive hypocrite, Rosalina always annoys and obnoxiously rebukes Mario for moving on to another woman ALL THE TIME when she herself has been essentially cheating on Mario and does even worse stuff than Mario does, making you want to see Mario break up with her already when she yells "I'm breaking up with you!" for a petty reason.
 * 23) *In videos like "Jeffy's Big Idea!", "Jeffy's 16 Birthday", and "Jeffy's Christmas Gift" She always likes being around Super D as she would usually go out of her way to cheat on Mario with no repercussions while labeling him as shameful when Mario himself was put in a situation because of Super D's smug arrogance or something unfortunate, and she would only go back to Mario for helping Jeffy, she'd still be with Super D if that wasn't the case.
 * 24) *In "Shrek's Coma", she was practically into Shrek and started dating him when she left Mario for no reason, Mario tried to deceive Shrek to get her back, and in spite of Shrek being gross, if Mario didn't try to earn her back she'd be perfectly fine with cheating on Mario over Shrek!
 * 25) *In "Jeffy's Brain", she begins flirting with Jeffy as he starts speaking French right in front of Mario, not only does this come off as pedophilia, but also somewhat incest too considering that Jeffy's Mario and Rosalina's adopted son, although this was somewhat excusable as she at first thought it was the brain of a dead French person before it turned out to be Jeffy himself.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) At times she can be sensible, supportive and helpful to Mario, while useless and undesirable overall.
 * 2) She got her comeuppance in Mr. Goodman's Revenge, where she gets arrested for brief amount of time.
 * 3) Despite defending Jeffy, she sometimes reprimands him for his bad behavior.

Trivia

 * 1) Most SML Fans overall dislike the design of Rosalina's puppet with some finding it to be either creepy or weird.
 * 2) Before 2020, she was hated by many fans due to her cruel behavior towards Mario, ironically in recent videos, some fans now liked her since Mario becomes cruel towards Jeffy and the others, much to Rosalina's frustration and objection with Mario's "cruel and greedy behavior".
 * 3) She is SMR's least favorite character, until Bowser Junior took her place since "Taken Away!".

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