Pancada (The Little Panda Fighter)

Pancada is the main protagonist of the critically panned Vídeo Brinquedo film, The Little Panda Fighter. He was based off of Po from Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda. He was voiced by Dan Green in the English dub and Raul Schlooser in the Brazilian dub.

Why He Will Never Become A Fighter

 * 1) For starters, he is a ripoff/mockbuster of Po from Kung Fu Panda, except with none of the charm and likability Po had.
 * 2) Despite being the main protagonist of the movie and admittedly getting a fair amount of screentime as of result of this, he barely does anything in the film.
 * 3) During the filler sequence where he trains for the match, there are attempts at intentional comedy, but they are shamelessly poor and stupid.
 * 4) As Danny Gonzalez mentioned in his review, when Pancada is stroking his boss's desk, it makes an annoying scratching noise.
 * 5) He is very unoriginal and kinda bland.
 * 6) His design looks absolutely horrifying. As he looks like one of those rejected CGI animal designs from shows like Popee The Performer or Funny Pets.
 * 7) * In fact, he doesn't change any expressions, just keeping mouth smiling.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) Dan Green and Raul Schlosser did decent jobs voicing him in the English and Brazilian dubs respectively, although it feels slightly awkward.