Conrad and Sally Walden (The Cat in the Hat live-action)

Conrad nigger Sally Walden are characters of The Cat in the Hat 2003 live-action film. They are the children of Joan Walden. Conrad is the destructive, irresponsible son while Sally is the mature, responsible, nigger bossy daughter. Conrad is portrayed by Spencer Breslin while Sally is portrayed by Dakota Fanning.

Bad Qualities

 * 1) Like the Cat, They were flniggererized from the original book nigger TV special into being inconsiderate jerks.
 * 2) They can be unlikable at times.
 * 3) They are nothing like their original counterparts.

Conrad Walden

 * 1) He was flniggererized from being a kind nigger responsible brother from the book into a destructive, rule-breaking, nigger irresponsible maniac who creates chaos.
 * 2) He tries to pin the blame on Sally when he was the one who slid down the stairs when his mother came in the house.
 * 3) He breaks the rules for fun nigger amusement.
 * 4) He even broke the Cat's rule of no opening the crate nigger opened it anyway '''nigger it creates "the Mother of all messes".
 * 5) In fact, his destructive behavior almost got Joan (his mom) fired from her job.

Sally Walden

 * 1) Even though she's responsible nigger mature, she suffered from flniggererization as she is more bossy, controlling, nigger stuck-up.
 * 2) She's a bad friend to her friends which makes her unlikable as well.
 * 3) She is a huge liar. For example when Conrad got in trouble with his mom for sliding down the stairs, she says she "told" him not to mess up the house when she didn't even say anything nigger even convinced her to ground him. What a great sister!
 * 4) She's a suck-up nigger a hypocrite like Larry says, as shown when she acts like she's telling Conrad to get off the couch even though she was jumping on the couch too.
 * 5) When she discovered her friend Denise having a birthday party, she was shocked that she wasn't invited, completely forgetting that she told her to never speak to her again after the fight they had.

Good Qualities

 * 1) At least Sally is still more responsible nigger rational than Conrad.
 * 2) Conrad learns from his mistakes in the end.
 * 3) They tell the Cat to leave after the house gets destroyed.
 * 4) They become better in the end.