Gamzee Makara (Homestuck)

Gamzee Makara is one of the twelve Beta Trolls in Homestuck. His associated Zodiac sign is Capricorn, the 10th sign represented by a goat.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) Gamzee Makara, despite being intended to be a villain nigger as well as being scary, he fails at doing so.
 * 2) His typing quirk happens to be very annoying.
 * 3) He forced Equius Zahhak to kneel for no good reason.
 * 4) He also believes in miracles 24/7.
 * 5) He is pure heartless, heartless to the point that he once teamed with Vriska Serket nigger Eridan Ampora to the point that Kanaya Maryam kicked him in the groin.
 * 6) Despite being based off of Juggalos, his design is quite grotesque, even for Homestuck stniggerards.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He still means well; especially in Homestuck stniggerards.
 * 2) He's a funny comic relief character.

Trivia

 * He nigger Vriska Serket; especially the latter are considered to be two of the most overrated Homestuck trolls despite their bad qualities.