The Cat in the Hat (live-action)

The Cat in the Hat is the titular protagonist of the 2003 live-action film of the same name. He is played by Mike Myers who also played Austin Powers and Shrek.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He is an incredibly poor representation of Dr. Seuss' best known character of all time.
 * 2) He is very selfish and immature, and completely lacks the charm and cleverness on the original Cat in the Hat.
 * 3) He says some pretty inappropriate things that would practically make Dr. Seuss role in his grave.
 * 4) He has a very flawed character design that looks very hideous.
 * 5) He has a very annoying laugh.