Phil Matibag

Philip "Phil" Matibag is the main protagonist of the infamous Filipino-American adult animated series mh:terribletvshows:The Nutshack. He is the cousin of Jack Colero and the nephew of Tito Dick. He was voiced by the show's creator, Ramon Lopez.

Why He Sucks Nuts

 * 1) His characterization is very cocky, annoying, and immature.
 * 2) He has an incredibly ugly and uncanny character design, just like all the characters in the series. He looks like he was been steamrolled.
 * 3) His voice sounds like he has a constant cold and it's a bit hard to make out what he's saying.
 * 4) Phil isn't aware of and doesn't care about breaking any laws; He is frequently addicted to illegal drugs and ignores his manners, making him a criminal.
 * 5) *For exemple, he even went berserk in 420 after all the weed in his city disappeared.
 * 6) He is a huge jerk to everyone he comes across, especially towards his cousin, Jack.
 * 7) *Sometimes, he encourages Jack to get into trouble, like in Blackapino, he teaches Jack how to act like an African-American gangster, which resulted in Jack getting shot in the buttock region.
 * 8) **To add insult to injury, Phil shrugged off Jack being severely injured as everyone else was praying for Jack to heal, with Ed and Angel apologizing for mistaking Jack to be an actual gangster.
 * 9) He doesn't do well with women, which is often a joke among his friends, since his tendency to masturbate is brought up a few times by Tito Dick in a mocking way.
 * 10) He loves to cause trouble and laugh at them instead of solving them.
 * 11) He provides a lot of disgusting gross-out humor, such as:
 * 12) *Masturbating while on the toilet reading a magazine in the pilot episode (which the caption implies).
 * 13) *A running gag where he talks to his penis
 * 14) *Farting in Jack's face, urinating all over the city, and sitting on a building naked in Duck Karma.
 * 15) *Spraying semen in his superhero costume in TT Boy and Kid Utot.
 * 16) *Picking his nose and putting them all over Jack's face in Fatherland.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Despite his nature, he cares much about people. However, he often hides it by bullying them and being rude to them, as evident with how he treats Chita and Jack.
 * 2) *Surprisingly, he backed down and apologized to Cherry Pie for calling her slurs and misgendering her in Got Surgery? and said he loved her in Duck Karma.
 * 3) *He at least asked Angel for help in resurrecting Jack after showing genuine distress when he dies in "El Bombadero".
 * 4) He does get his comeuppance for his rudeness, whether it's from Chita or Tito Dick. In fact, the scenes where Chita scolds Phil and/or throws stuff at him for being a jerk are pretty funny to watch, too.