Nazeem (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)

Nazeem is a Redguard character from the 2011 game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. He is the owner of Chillfurrow Farm, near Whiterun.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He will constantly brag about the Dragonborn going to the Cloud District (one of three districts in the city of Whiterun), as well as his job as an advisor to Jarl Balgruuf the Greater (Vignar Gray-Mane if Whiterun is under Stormcloak rule).
 * 2) While he is at the marketplace, he will complain about the quality of Carlotta Valentia's produce sold there, even though it is decently fresh.
 * 3) He will also complain about the quality of meat sold at Anoriath's stall, as well as claiming it contains Elven spices. In fact, Anoriath's meat is preserved with salt.
 * 4) His arrogant attitude will get you on your last nerve pretty quickly.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Due to his attitude, he has become an internet meme, and is often the target of murder in many videos.

Trivia
He is voiced by Keith Silverstein.