User:FreezingTNT/sandbox/Admiral Holdo

Admiral Amilyn Holdo is a controversial character who was introduced in the equally controversial Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) She created one of the biggest plot holes in Star Wars history: why didn't the Rebels hyperspace-ram at the Death Star???
 * 2) She looks nothing like an actual Star Wars admiral at all. She instead, rather looks like a priest reject.
 * 3) She makes other women (Both in fiction and reality) look bad.
 * 4) Amilyn Holdo demoted Poe Dameron just because he was a "reckless" pilot. Poe was just defending the Resistance!
 * 5) Amilyn Holdo didn't just demote Poe Dameron, she antagonized him!
 * 6) She is prone to delivering nonsensical speeches about hope.
 * 7) For an "admiral", she gets easily distracted and speaks annoying riddles and metaphors with a monotone/singsong voice.
 * 8) Speaking of admirals, Holdo was only introduced to replace Ackbar, who was a much more successful admiral than Holdo was!
 * 9) Her design is quite ugly and grotesque.
 * 10) She dreamed of dangerous adventures. WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD DO THAT!?!?!?!