Megan Parker (Drake & Josh)

Megan Parker is one of the main characters of the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh. She is the younger sister of Drake and Josh, who constantly pranks them out of amusement and always gets away with it. She is very clever and sneaky as she always manages to cover her tracks without ever getting caught, and she has a lot of secrets that no one would believe a young girl like her has.

She was portrayed by Miranda Cosgrove, who later portrayed Carly Shay in ICarly.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) She is a very cruel, sadistic, and nefarious girl who likes to prank and make her brothers' lives miserable just for her own amusement.
 * 2) She is a MASSIVE karma houdini, as there are little to no episodes of her getting punished for her cruel actions.
 * 3) Not only does she aways gets away with everything, she even has Drake and Josh forced to take the blame for the things she does.
 * 4) The way she treats her brothers is not only bullying, it's practically abusement. There was even a time where Drake and Josh were starving to death while trapped in a tree house, and Megan cooks hamburgers near them just to torture them.
 * 5) Even when she hardly has nothing big of a role in the episode, she still always ends up on top.
 * 6) The stuff she secretly has under her parents' noses is given no explanation to how she got any of that stuff.
 * 7) She always calls Drake and Josh "boobs". The way she calls her brothers "boobs" just sounds inappropriate and wrong.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) There are times where she's nice to Drake and Josh. Likewise, there have been times where she was justified to prank Drake and Josh.
 * 2) She finally gets punished in "Tree House".
 * 3) She was likable in "Megan's First Kiss" where she's grateful of Drake and Josh for what they did as she kissed them on the cheeks. On top of that, she even told them that she loves them too.
 * 4) Drake & Josh would likely not be as great as it is without her.