Burnie (ToonMarty)

Burnie is the deuteragonist of the short-lived 2017 Teletoon animated series, mh:terribletvshows:ToonMarty. He is Marty's best friend who has a rivalry with Holly. He was voiced by Mike Patterson.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) His design is really ugly, even for Teletoon standards.
 * 2) He is a very toxic friend to Marty. Notably, he treats him like dirt to that point that it makes him look like a sociopath who only pretends to be Marty's best friend.
 * 3) His voice is irritating and sounds terrible, to the point where it could give Bendy's voice a run for its money.
 * 4) In "Candy Cute," he rummages through Suki's pockets, which is illegal.
 * 5) Hypocrisy: In "ToonScout Marty," he calls Marty whiny for crying over losing his badges, yet he has also acted immature like this in an earlier episode.
 * 6) He stabs Marty in the back in "Chicken Fricassee" by turning against him and calling him a monster.
 * 7) He's so stupid to the point where he can't tell it's his best friend singing their song without his hat.
 * 8) In "The Hat Makes the Toon," he has the police arrest Holly just because she's annoying.
 * 9) He is a ripoff of Patrick Star as they're both fat characters who happen to be best friends with the main character, except with none of Patrick's likability, intelligence and charm.
 * 10) We're supposed to feel bad for him when Marty ends their friendship, but instead, he's doing the right thing.
 * 11) In one episode, he kills Holly, who thankfully resets in the end.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He does have moments where we feel bad for him, like when the town made fun of him for having a bad haircut.
 * 2) He was completely in the right to scold Marty for exploding at Blub and yelling at him to go home.