Shnookums and Meat

Shnookums and Meat are the titular cat and dog duo of the infamous Disney Afternoon show, The Shnookums & Meat Funny Cartoon Show, they are voiced by Jason Marsden and Frank Welker respectively.

Both

 * 1) The duo are primitive, dull, and cliched rip-offs of Ren & Stimpy.
 * 2) Everything they do is usually unfunny, obnoxious, rude, forgettable & unnecessarily gross (e.g Shnookums' gross-out when intentional).
 * 3) They're quite destructive due to how much they continuously wreck their home.
 * 4) Their voices are absolutely irritating.
 * 5) In the "Step Ladder to Heaven" episode, they show how shallow they are with dumping their girlfriends at a drive-in movie theater during their date for a petty & judgmental reason.
 * 6) They're both equally just as immature and very idiotic as well.

Shnookums

 * 1) He is always mean-spirited to Meat as he keeps taunting and playing dangerous, cruel & painful pranks on him. He even inflicts situations onto him when it was Shnookums' fault like ditching Meat to get attacked by a giant fish monster in "Something's Fishy!".
 * 2) He's very self-centered, lazy, arrogant & conceited enough to the point that he also doesn’t seem to care about anything happening to Meat as well, despite being pets (even if it was him leaving him in trouble like in the aforementioned #1).
 * 3) With that said, In "Kung Fu Kitty" he tries to frame Meat by having him work with the burglars so he could be the center of attention when he was brought into the family.
 * 4) In the episode "Night of the Living Shnookums", he (if done hilariously) tried to dump Meat in a trash bin into a river of a bridge when Meat revealed that he was trying to make Shnookums realize about his mistakes with going too far with his pranks onto Meat.
 * 5) His plans don’t make any sense at all, like in the infamous "Pain in the Brain!" episode, when he thought cleaning his and Meat's brains after losing them with being filthy & shrunk will fix their problem with their brains, despite them still properly functioning without their brains in their skull, it worked (even in their harebrained & impractical way of resolving their problem) it still seemed like a dumb idea from the start anyway.
 * 6) With that said from #5, he also never seems to realize how not so bright he can be as much Meat is, this is because he's always condescending about Meat's moronitude when Shnookums can be just as moronic, klutzy, and imbecilic.

Meat

 * 1) He is stereotypically obtuse, foolishly loyal to Shnookums, and annoyingly simple-minded, even for a dumb dog.
 * 2) Whenever his owners aren't around, he likes to beat up and scare Shnookums just for fun. Showing how his loyalty is vague and somewhat sudden because he can also be rather brutish towards Shnookums most of the time.
 * 3) He's somewhat Too Stupid to Live.
 * 4) He is also unreasonably and impulsively short-tempered as well like he starts to chase after Shnookums after having a piece of food flung in his face by Shnookums by accident.
 * 5) He's even shown to be quite a huge coward and can also be a pathetic, whining crybaby as well.

Both

 * 1) There are some fans who like them.
 * 2) Their designs are passable.

Shnookums

 * 1) There were moments where he did actually cared about Meat.
 * 2) He does get his comeuppance (humorously or not) for his frustrating behavior.
 * 3) He sometimes realizes his mistakes and tries to fix things, if foolishly in some instances.

Meat

 * 1) He can be kindhearted and innocent most of the time and also cares a lot about Shnookums as he is also loyal to him as well.
 * 2) He does have a reason to beat up, torment, & sometimes reason with Shnookums at times since Shnookums usually acts like a very boastful & provocative jerk towards him as Shnookums would always start the fight/conflict/etc.

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