Barbara (SuperMarioLogan)

Barbara Guy is a minor character in the SuperMarioLogan series. She is the abusive mother of Brooklyn T. Guy.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) She is an extremely abusive mother towards Brooklyn Guy, both physically and verbally.
 * 2) *In fact, she is a very flat character as she doesn't really have that much of a personality, other than being a horrible mother.
 * 3) She favours her other son, Jonathan, while she hates on Brooklyn Guy.
 * 4) She is also a massive hypocrite. She constantly accuses Brooklyn Guy of "not caring about her", even though she never cares about him.
 * 5) All she ever does is berate Brooklyn Guy just because he didn't see her for a long time, even though he was very busy.
 * 6) In "Brooklyn Guy's Thanksgiving!", when Brooklyn Guy starts choking on the thanksgiving dinner, neither she or the rest of her family bother to help him. Thankfully, Karen does to save him.
 * 7) Her design is generic and bland. She looks like Simmons if he was in drag while wearing makeup to look like an old lady.
 * 8) Like Jonathan, she never gets any comeuppance for how she treated Brooklyn Guy. There is not even a single cathartic moment where Brooklyn Guy puts Barbara in her place, making her a karma houdini.

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