Detroit Red Wings (South Park)

Detroit Red Wings are an NHL professional hockey team. They first appeared in the critically panned and hated South Park Season Ten episode, "Stanleys Cup".

Why They Suck

 * 1) They are one of the most mean-spirited characters in South Park.
 * 2) As One of the pee-wee players said that if he lost a match, his dad would beat him up because he's a failure, none of the Red Wings players care at all about Nelson's cancer and the pee-wee team getting destroyed in bloodshed.
 * 3) The injuries the pee-wee players get during the match are too sickening and ultra-realistic, even by South Park standards. Including scenes where a puck hits one boy bloodying his face and Ike gets repeatedly punched by a Red Wings player.
 * 4) In a final match, the pee-wee team gets assaulted, tortured, beaten up, and bullied by the Detroit Red Wings. They not only get away with attacking children but also for some reason win a cup without any sportsmanship.
 * 5) The portrayal of the team is a prime example of a Karma Houdini.