Kiddy Kong

Kiddy Kong is a minor character in the Donkey Kong franchise, who is a main character in Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) His goofy/ugly design, mainly his blue pajamas and enormous mouth. On top of that, his character design is incredibly lazy, with it being deliberately intended to look like a miniature or infant version of Donkey Kong.
 * 2) The ear-piercing, loud cry he makes when he loses a life. The cry is even louder in the GBA remake.
 * 3) The only reason why he was created was to be a sidekick. True, other sidekicks like Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Luigi from Mario and Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog exist for the same reason, but at least those guys have more personality.
 * 4) His water-skipping move is not so useful, and isn't used too often either.
 * 5) Unlike his brother Chunky Kong, Kiddy Kong receives almost no character development, or even has a character.
 * 6) He is overall pointless and useless.
 * 7) He has barely appeared again after his debut, showing how unpopular he is.
 * 8) He was only put in Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! because neither Donkey Kong nor Diddy Kong could be playable.
 * 9) He is considered a clone of Donkey Kong, and also has almost no importance to the series. You can easily replace him with, say, Tiny Kong, and the game would still be the same.
 * 10) His face in the game over screen of Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! is very uncomfortable.
 * 11) He mistakes King K. Rool (also known in this game as Baron K. Roolenstien) as "Big Man".

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He is the 'Strong Kong' of the game, being able to defeat some enemies that Dixie cannot.
 * 2) Kiddy can carry and throw barrels better than Dixie can.
 * 3) Unlike Donkey Kong, Kiddy is able to throw Dixie so she can reach high places.
 * 4) His design can look cute depending your views.
 * 5) "OOOOOOOOH..... BIG MAN!" (despite WHS#11.)

Trivia

 * Despite his unpopularity, he was supposed to appear in Donkey Kong Racing and makes a cameo in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate as a spirit, which you can get by enhancing the Dixie Kong spirit.

Videos
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTAHD_wVH8U