Rosalina (SML)

Rosalina, is a main female character of the SuperMarioLogan series. She is Mario's wife and Jeffy's adoptive mother.

She is voiced by Elaina Keyes.

Why She's A Bad Wife To Mario and A Bad Adopted Mother to Jeffy

 * 1) Despite being intended to be portrayed as Mario's faithful partner in theory, in practice she seldom plays the part and is usually more of a foolish, immature, dim-witted, neglectful, and moody jerk, it's to the point that her good nature is arguably an informed trait of hers and making her come off as a mean-spirited Starfire from Teen Titans and/or Hugh Neutron wannabe and a more worse version of Sarah Palmer often doing things like:
 * 2) *Beating Mario up when a prostitute shows up at the door without giving him a chance to speak in "Jeffy's Cellphone!" (which is also the episode that started her flanderization).
 * 3) *Smashing Mario's plate of pizza against the wall in "Jeffy's Brain!" in a similar manner to how Jeffy does it when given green beans due to her not liking pizza, disregarding the fact that she is an adult whereas Jeffy is a minor, and remarkably immature for his age at that.
 * 4) *Tried to hit Mario with a hammer for just texting happy birthday to Peach (plus Mario making a good point about her being hypocritical with her treatment of her exes, casually inviting one to her house in "Rosalina's Ex-Boyfriend") in "Mr. Goodman's Revenge".
 * 5) *Threatening to break up with him many times for minor reasons like unintentionally watching porn in "Jeffy's New Toy!". She even goes to the point of scaring Mario with a creepy doll because of him watching the accidental porn.
 * 6) *A complete psychopath who goes into a fit of rage when it doesn't go to Jeffy's or her way and being very irresponsible as well as the cause of Mario and Jeffy's problems which is similar to how Sarah Palmer caused much problems for her Spartan-IVs but much worse and both of them actually want to antagonize, accuse someone for no reason and try to kill off Mario and Halsey then have no remorse whatsoever as well as unfairly humiliating them and both got the villains, Jul 'Mdama and Goodman, take advantage on both Halsey and Mario, and barely even helped. They also unfairly insulted both Master Chief and Mario and they disobeyed Lasky and Mario.
 * 7) Like her husband, she is a poor parent, though she is arguably even worse than Mario as she frequently enables and sometimes even encourages Jeffy's crass & unruly behavior, even in cases where he is doing extreme actions like swearing or destroying property. Many believe that Rosalina sees spoiling one's child rotten as good parenting, and any form of discipline as child abuse.
 * 8) Her former love for stars or space-related things, in general, got played out rather quickly.
 * 9) She is just another stereotypical ditz and acts as a bizarre combination between the ditz and a "mean popular girl character" stereotype. that is so stupid and troublesome that she makes Karen, a character intentionally written to be aggravating/bad, look harmless.
 * 10) *Her personality at one point was nearly identical to Princess Peach's despite her being meant to be a foil to her behavior.
 * 11) *Rosalina is such a bonehead; she thought the sun was a planet just like Junior did. This makes even less sense than Junior's case because since she claims and shows that she knows all about the planets and galaxies (except for Earth of course); so, she should know what the sun is.
 * 12) Speaking of humor, most of her attempts at comedy are bland, annoying sometimes, and unremarkable, typically being stereotypical "dumb blonde" jokes.
 * 13) While her voice by Elaina Keyes is usually decent, it can get ear-piercing at times, particularly when she shouts, yells, screams (and/or shrieks, etc.) that have been compared to chimpanzee screeches. Her crying is also infamous for sounding obnoxious and grating.
 * 14) Rosalina rarely gets her comeuppance for her actions and/or irresponsibility, with few exceptions (ex: "Mr. Goodman's Revenge" did have Chef Pee Pee and Goodman point this out when Mario was pointlessly trying to rescue her).
 * 15) She is known for bitching/nagging when something goes wrong and she is sometimes a whiny crybaby towards Mario, whenever the latter does try calling her out for doing something completely stupid, she always makes Mario feel guilty for her and tries to play the victim card.
 * 16) With that said, she does not seem to realize her own issues in her relationship with Mario and the stress she can cause him, or if she knows very well; it looks like she does this with malicious intent, the worst offenders being "Jeffy's Online School" and "Jeffy's Bad Word!".
 * 17) *Even when Rosalina apologizes for leaping to conclusions in "Jeffy's Online School", the apology is negated by the fact that it doesn't carry over to the following episodes.
 * 18) *Not to mention the episode "Shrek's Coma", where she acted like a flirty schoolgirl to the point of Mario calling her out on it.
 * 19) She wrongly labeled Mario as a pedophile in "Jeffy's Bad Word!". What makes it worse is that she saw everything Mario was doing and knew he never molested Jeffy.
 * 20) *Keep in mind that scenario could have been avoided if she just told the truth.
 * 21) Rosalina frequently rebukes Mario for moving on to other women when she herself frequently cheats on Mario and does even worse stuff than Mario does, making her out to be stupidly hypocritical. Examples of these include episodes like:
 * 22) *" Jeffy's 16th Birthday" and "Jeffy's Christmas Gift", Rosalina threatens to leave Mario for her old ex, Super D, and in "Jeffy's Christmas Gift", she actually does leave Mario for a brief amount of time.
 * 23) *" Shrek's Coma", she openly flirts with Shrek in front of Mario, to the latter's dismay. She tries to guilt-trip Mario for understandably getting upset at her for her disrespectful behavior, and the narrative of the video treats her as if she's in the right with Mario being forced to apologize to her at the end, even when Rosalina saw the consequences in dating people like Shrek (someone with bad taste and manners).
 * 24) *In "Jeffy's Brain", she begins flirting with Jeffy as he starts speaking French right in front of Mario. Not only does this come off as pedophilia, although this was somewhat excusable as she at first thought it was the brain of a dead French person before it turned out to be Jeffy himself.
 * 25) *In "Jeffy’s Easter Eggs!", it's implied that she had sex with Tyreese, who, by the way, is a chicken, which not only this comes off as both animal abuse and animal sex abuse, this also makes this come off as zoophilia and bestiality.
 * 26) *In Don't Tell Goodman, she actually tried to commit sexual assault on Mario while not recognizing him while cheating on him.
 * 27) Her new puppet design is absolutely ugly and uncanny to look at, to the point that it makes Cody and Bowser's puppets look like masterpieces. It is commonly regarded as one of the worst human puppets in SML. Additionally she doesn't even have shoes on for some reason, so she walks barefoot everywhere she goes, which is dangerous considering her feet would be damaged, scarred and it would be infected by germs if she walks on the sidewalk.
 * 28) While not indirectly, she caused everything to go wrong around Mario.
 * 29) *In Where's Jeffy, she gave Jeffy her necklace which was never a good idea when the necklace would be taken away by a squirrel leaving Mario in a state of panic yet somehow Jeffy got the necklace back with no further explanation.
 * 30) *In Brooklyn's Day Off, she caused Jeffy to attempt to commit arson when she stupidly allowed Jeffy to cook which Jeffy's bad cooking was similar to Chef Pee Pee's.
 * 31) For some reason in "Jeffy Gets Captured", she was being very disgusting on Mario when she had a grossed out fetish of farting where she just farts on Mario's face for no reason which she ends up giving him pink eye.
 * 32) In Jeffy's Witness Protection, she has a stupidly and selfish obsession over roller skates and acts like an even more total child over it.
 * 33) Also in Jeffy's Witness Protection, she didn't bother checking the mail for her roller skates and instead gets Jeffy to do it which is not only lazy for her but the reason why Jeffy got falsely arrested for killing someone and why they are under threat of Mr. Meaner and takes no remorse for it.
 * 34) Another bad thing she did in Jeffy's Witness Protection, that she and Karen wet Brooklyn Guy's bed and had him angry at Mario over it when though it was wrong of Mario to wet the bed too but constantly for the fact that both Rosalina and Karen got Mario mostly yelled at by Brooklyn Guy was not worth it.
 * 35) She was also more idiotic in "Drawing Jeffy" when she and Mario were somehow blind and didn't tell the difference between Jeffy and Drawing Jeffy and she didn't even listen to him though it was Jeffy's comeuppance but seeing Rosalina wrongly against Jeffy was wrong and didn't even care about a drawing pig. When she and Mario see the pig, she harshly thinks it was obvious it was just a normal pig at first.
 * 36) In Jeffy Sneaks Out, she was overreacting over Drawing Jeffy having a knife and got herself and Mario to a situation with him after calling the police as well as causing Brooklyn Guy to drop his gun to be grabbed by Drawing Jeffy and got Simmons almost killed by Drawing Jeffy.
 * 37) Why did she even want Mario to throw a banana at Drawing Jeffy anyways? It makes no sense that Jeffy is not scared of bananas except Drawing Jeffy.
 * 38) She gets very repetitive with the gag "I love you, Super D" in The Hypnosis Ray while hypnotized.
 * 39) She was at her worse in Jeffy's Gamer Girl Problem she also demanded money from Mario after accusing him of cheating on her which is very greedy of her. not only that, but it's also revealed that she was likely a cruel gold digger. What is worse that the reason why she has many boyfriends was likely to have them not just for sexual tensions but also mainly use them for money which is prostitution.
 * 40) In Pregnant Jeffy, she didn't bother helping out with Junior and Jeffy Junior on taking care of Jeffy Junior II which is also very irresponsible of her.
 * 41) She's shown to be very disobedient as example in Jeffy's Summer Detention when she didn't listen to Mario on swinging on the hammock, though she actually deserved to get sunburned and bruised for disobeying him.
 * 42) She records Mario being sprayed by Jeffy and Mario tackling Jeffy and puts it on video to make him look like a child abuser and to make matters worse, she didn't call him and Jeffy out when she thinks Mario and Jeffy were playing which is out of character of her.
 * 43) In Jeffy's Scary Movie, she shot some graffiti in Jeffy's eye which would have caused eye trauma.
 * 44) She got Mario falsely framed by Richard for failing to fixed his scooter which trying to fix scooter with scotch tape was a stupid idea to begin with.
 * 45) In Jeffy's Show And Tell, she caused Mario to accidentally spill Pepsi on Jeffy's cat piano and fully puts the blame on Mario without remorse. She even caused Jeffy to throw a temper tantrum over the destroyed cat piano.
 * 46) She almost got Mario choked to death after failing to cook the pizza rolls properly.
 * 47) From all her idiocy, she went extremely idiotic in a very bad way in one moment in Jeffy's Butler Part 2 when she didn't realize that Patricia was wanting to "thank him" while looking at his crotch instead of just calling her out and protect Mario from Patricia's sexual harassment. She would've known the obvious by now but this was at her own worse when she kept on asking without even thinking.
 * 48) Similar to Rosemary and Peppa Pig, she also counts as the very worst example of a karma houdini/idiot hounini since a lot of the time, nothing bad happens to her other than occasionally getting stressed. She does not get punished a lot of the time for her insufferable behavior.
 * 49) Despite being a karma houndini and a idiot houndini, she can be a pathetic punching bag at times which at times she refuses to stand up towards people who criticize her the wrong way and how they treat her similar to Jar Jar Binks. While some cases she deserved it, but in other cases this proves how even more pathetic and cowardly she can actually be without standing up for herself for the right reasons in the following examples.
 * 50) *She got her arm broken by Jeffy in "Jeffy Goes Bowling".
 * 51) *She just simply lets Dewey give her a blank script and allows herself to get fired by him without standing up to him.
 * 52) *She got herself sunburned twice in "Jeffy"s Swimming Lesson" and "Jeffy's Summer Detention."
 * 53) *She made Does Bad Things Guy taped her mouth shut and got herself hit on the head, then caused Does Bad Things Guy to almost kill her in "The Secret Door".
 * 54) *In The Contract after she accidentally got the second contract ruined, she pathetically allowed Mario to harshly criticize her for it without even standing up to him and cowers off.
 * 55) *She just allowed herself to be punched by Jeffy and didn't even call him out for it in Jeffy The Boxer.
 * 56) *She idiotically got herself outside, failed to protect herself from the zombies and allowed herself to turn into a zombie and got herself shot in the head by Brooklyn Guy in The Zombie Apocalyspe.
 * 57) *In Jeffy's Potty Training, when she flushed the toilet and mistakenly caused Jeffy to run off, she got Mario to harshly to scold her for it and cries not only how annoying she is to the viewers but she is also being very pathetic for letting him yell at her like that.
 * 58) *She was much of a coward towards Goodman when she thought he was Mario and lets him treat her very poorly in Goodman's New Life.
 * 59) *While she did deserved to be ejected to space in Among Us, she did idiotically got herself framed for killing Jeffy by just coming into the room making herself look like she was the Imposter and could've just said she was doing other tasks instead of just saying she was coming to Jeffy's room to say goodnight not to mention that she would've expect it was Chef Pee Pee who was the Imposter.
 * 60) Depending on your opinion, while she did improve in 2021, she was reverted back to her original ways starting with "Jeffy's Gamer Girl Problem!". Sound awfully familiar?

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) At times she can be sensible, right-minded, supportive, and helpful to Mario.
 * 2) Despite the flaws, Elaina does a decent job voicing her outside of Rosalina's screams.
 * 3) In spite of her defending Jeffy in a foolish way, she sometimes reprimands him for his bad behavior (when she either gets annoyed about his behavior or if she actually trusts Mario for once), especially in more recent videos.
 * 4) She got some comeuppance in "Mr. Goodman's Revenge", where she gets arrested for a brief amount of time, though she is bailed out at the end of the video.
 * 5) *She and Jeffy finally got their greatest comeuppance in "Among Us" through their own ways, on Jeffy's side, he got killed by Chef Pee Pee's imposter, and on Rosalina's side, she got ejected out from the house after Bowser Junior, Brooklyn Guy, and Chef Pee Pee's imposter thought she killed Jeffy. And they were all, extremely well-deserved.
 * 6) At times, even when she's bland; she does manage to be a sweet, cute and likable character, with "Pregnant Jeffy" being an example when she isn't being too dull or annoying.
 * 7) She wasn't as bad as she is nowadays in the first few episodes she was featured in, she started as a naive, childish, and ditzy person who has a bizarrely whiny obsession with stars but was still ultimately a sweetheart. It wasn't until "Jeffy's Cellphone" was when she really started to become a bad character overall.
 * 8) *Also, she seems to be starting to improve and gradually shifting back to her older persona ever since mid-late 2021 with her starting to have fewer outright antagonistic appearances. As of 2022, she has almost never directly antagonized Mario and she has often been the one to call him out on misdeeds. However, unfortunately in 2023, she sadly revert back to her old ways and became greedy since "Jeffy's Gamer Girl Problem!".
 * 9) In The Divorce, she actually did try to help Mario with his obsession with Tom Brady though it didn't turn out well when Brooklyn Guy was also obsessed with Tom Brady.
 * 10) In Mario Sells Jeffy, she is shown to actually tell the difference between which is Jeffy and which is not Jeffy, which is an improvement over being blind of mistaking Drawing Jeffy to be the real Jeffy twice.
 * 11) Her original design is admittedly attractive and gorgeous, and is completely faithful to her Nintendo counterpart.
 * 12) She save Brooklyn Guy's life by cutting Mario's hair when it became a sentient monster and attacked him in The Hair Problem.
 * 13) While Rosalina is unfunny at times, she does have her handful of funny moments here and there.

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