The Cat in the Hat (live-action)

The Cat in the Hat is the titular protagonist of the 2003 live-action film of the same name. He is played by Mike Myers who also played Austin Powers and Shrek. [[File:Terrifying.png|thumb|269x269px|-You were right. It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how, and you don't know when enough is enough.! -You need to get out of our house!

-But...!

-OUT! ]]

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He is an incredibly poor representation of Dr. Seuss' best known character of all time.
 * 2) He is very selfish and immature, as well as sadistic, and completely lacks the charm and cleverness of the original Cat in the Hat.
 * 3) He says some pretty inappropriate things that would practically make Dr. Seuss flip in his grave.
 * 4) He has a very nightmarish character design.
 * 5) He has a very annoying laugh, one he uses over and over again as a poor attempt at comedy.
 * 6) He's incredibly irresponsible. As he almost got Conrad and Sally killed.
 * 7) He knew everything that was going to happen. Especially Conrad opening the crate, and how Conrad and Sally were facing a near death experience. But he didn't let them know and just let it happen.
 * 8) He dresses up in women's clothing multiple times, which is disgusting.
 * 9) He taunts the kids he's trying to help.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He became a meme (pictured).