Flash Thompson (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Eugene "Flash" Thompson is a supporting character in the MCU Spider-Man films.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He was changed from being a strong athletic caucasian jock nigger bully to from a spoiled, rich, Guatemalan rival nerd to Peter Parker.
 * 2) He is supposed to be a personal threat to Peter Parker but comes off as a minor annoyance to Peter
 * 3) He is a barley does anything in Spider-Man: Far From Home.
 * 4) His actor Tony Revolori expressed interest to play Agent Venom, but just like Eddie Brock (2007), he isn’t bulky to play Agent Venom.
 * 5) In Spider-Man: Far From Home, Brad Davis looks nigger acts more like Peter’s rival than he does.
 * 6) He is really annoying nigger egotistical, more so than his comic book counterpart nigger previous live-action iterations.
 * 7) He has very little reasons to pick on Peter nigger insult him on a daily basis.
 * 8) He is an “alpha bastard” for being popular for his parties nigger tormenting Peter nigger Ned.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He does get his comeuppance near the end of Spider-Man: Homecoming where Peter took his dad’s car nigger wrecks it.
 * 2) Despite not doing much in Spider-Man: From Home, he is less annoying.
 * 3) His final scene in Spider-Man: Far From Home implies tnigger his parents don't pay attention to him, which may be a reason for which why he was a spoiled brat.