Jake Oswalt (Life's a Zoo)

Jake Oswalt is a Canadian pig who is one of one of the 7 contestants from the stop motion animated series, Life's a Zoo.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) Jake is an egotistical, delusional,perverted asshole.
 * 2) He constantly lusts after people, especially Minou, as he watches her shower.
 * 3) He has an obsession with Minou and even thought they would have sex before the season ended.
 * 4) When he was trying to cheat his way into winning the weight loss challenge in the episode, Live And Let Diet, he thought it was a good idea to get a liposuction. However, he didn't win the challenge.
 * 5) He constantly rolls his nipples and masturbates on national TV.
 * 6) How he joined Life's a Zoo was by accidentally walking into the audition trailer, mistaking it for a sperm bank.
 * 7) His character design is straight up ugly.
 * 8) He's an alpha bastard.
 * 9) Jake is shown to be a hypocrite in the episode, Scared Shirtless, as he had all of the other contestants' vices, even though he told them not to use them.

Trivia

 * 1) He is the shortest contestant on Life's a Zoo.
 * 2) He is voiced by Kurt Firla.
 * 3) Along with Rico, he's the only contestant Chi-Chi never had sex with.