Myles Standish (Free Birds)

Myles Standish is the main villain of the movie, mh:awfulmovies:Free Birds. Myles is a hunter who wants to kill the turkeys for food. It's unknown what the time machine sent him. He believes that the time machine is made out of magic. His primary goal was killing the turkeys. Myles is a hunter and the main enemy of the turkeys. He likes to kill turkeys for food. His enemies are the turkeys. It is possible that he created the Thanksgiving holiday.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He's mostly unfaithful to his real-life self as he was a stereotypical hunter who wants to hunt down turkeys which are inaccurate since he was a military officer and farmer hired by the Pilgrims to serve as the military adviser for Plymouth yet this movie somehow made him a weak villain that felt like he should be in a historical parody similar to King Tut from Mh:greatestmovies: Mr. Peabody & Sherman which done an animated film featuring historical figures way better.
 * 2) He's mostly a rip-off of Shaw from mh:greatestmovies:Open Season and Franklin Bean from Mh:greatestmovies: Fantastic Mr. Fox since the three are hunters who hunt down animals for reasons, while Shaw and Bean have valid reasons why they wanted to hunt the animal protagonists (the former is for hunting season and the latter and his men for stealing their food from their factories), Myles hunts turkeys down to feed his hungry village for the first Thanksgiving feast.
 * 3) He's a total jerk towards Governor Bradfor when his plans always failed to the point of threatening him to get every single last turkey.
 * 4) Idiot Moves: He and his troops were about to kill the turkeys with cannonballs which were thankfully stopped by a wormhole that opens in the sky (which was later revealed to be Reggie and Steve), he jumps onto a cannonball to try and shoot Jenny and the turkeys, but hits the wagon where he sleeps instead, resulting in getting sucked in a wormhole.
 * 5) He barely receives any character development, at all unlike his historical self.
 * 6) Ugly and creepy character design, he looks like a mh:awesomegames: Red Dead Redemption reject as well as Lemmy from Motörhead. In fact, he creepily sleeps with his eyes open in front of three turkeys during their mission.
 * 7) He's very horribly written. The only reason why he is evil is that he wants to hunt down turkeys for food, which is something normal hunters would do to survive, and he tries so hard to sound evil but comes off extremely forced-in and childish.
 * 8) Despite being the main antagonist, he doesn't get enough screen time in the 1621 scenes as much as the turkeys.
 * 9) He tried to commit animal cruelty to the turkeys a few times, like where he throws gunpowder at Steve which revealed Reggie and Jenny hiding it due to the gunpowder corrupting Steve and tried to shot them until Steve blasts of into space, thinking that the time machine's magic.
 * 10) He (along with Jake) was responsible for burning the turkeys' colony into flames, capturing almost all of them, and Jenny and Ranger's father, Chief Boardbeak's death in the fire, causing the turkeys to fight back the hunters for their freedom when Jenny becomes chief.

Good Qualities

 * 1) Despite being stupid, Myles got his comeuppance by getting sucked in a wormhole.
 * 2) Colm Meaney does a great job voicing him.
 * 3) Mommy! I don't want to wear short pants.