Jake Spidermonkey

Jacob P. "Jake" Spidermonkey is the deuteragonist of My Gym Partner's a Monkey. Next to his best friend and straight man, Adam Lyon. he is a stupid, disgusting, destructive, and often times "hilarious" spider monkey, who goes to Charles Darwin Middle School.

He is voiced by Tom Kenny.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) Even though he's supposed to Adam Lyon's best friend, he doesn't even treat him like a good friend. In fact, he more often than not frequently tortures him instead of doing anything a good friend would. In other words, you could say he treats Adam like a "butt-monkey".(Pun was intended.)
 * 2) He has a poor sense of humour, constantly cracking a lot of horrendously unfunny jokes, especially butt-jokes. The worse offender was in the infamous episode, "The Butt Of The Jake".
 * 3) His voice is just about as grating as Spongebob Squarepant's Season 5-7 form.
 * 4) His relationship with many characters (except Adam Lyon & Lupe Toucan) just kinda suck.
 * 5) *He might be friends with Windsor Gorilla, but is often dumbfounded by his intelligent dialogue.
 * 6) *Although he is friends with Slips Python, he acts as bad influence on Slips, as it was revealed that Slips' stupid behavior and air headed character is actually fueled by Jake's peer pressuring.
 * 7) *Ingrid Giraffe is frequently annoyed with Jake's annoying behavior and constant jokes about his butt.
 * 8) He is constantly emotional and goofy who takes to heart some of Adam's comments and actions, leading to some overly dramatic and exaggerated reactions. It'll get on your last nerves fast.
 * 9) He constantly overuses stock monkey sound effects in the show, ehich is really annoying and repetitive.
 * 10) He tends to be a hypocrite a lot of times.
 * 11) *For example, in an episode called "Shark Attack", the beginning parts have Jake just remind Adam that Bull Sharkowski, the stereotypical school bully would probably not bully Adam for his lunch after a few days but does not work. Later, due to an accident of Adam slipping onto a puddle of mayonnaise and smacking into Bull (as well as causing Bull to be afraid of Adam), Adam is suddenly granted as school bully and everyone in school fears him, causing Adam to lose his friends.
 * 12) **Then,there is a part where Adam Lyon tries to tell everyone he is not a bully and he would not hurt anyone. Since Jake is his best friend, it would mean he would support Adam and assure everyone else about that too, right? WRONG! He instead rubs the whole situation in by declaring Adam as a bully and all of his fried sto avoid him as possible. If Jake knew Adam was a bully, he would run away and cower with everybody else but no, he chose to stick with Adam anyway, and even suggested "they" should become bullies so that they could rule the school. THE FREAK IS GOING ON INSIDE HIS MIND!!!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) His design is overall somewhat okay.
 * 2) There are a few good times where he is nice to Adam Lyon, showing that the doesn't torture Adam all the time.