Jim the Knight

Jim the Knight is the main protagonist of the 1984 video game mh:crappygames:Hydlide and its 1995 Sega Saturn remake. He is a knight in service of Princess Ann who when Varalys cast a spell on Ann and turned her into three fairies, sets off to find the three fairies to save Ann and kill Varalys.

Why He Should Be Killed By Bees

 * 1) His name is unfitting for a heroic-fantasy context.
 * 2) When you start up the game, you start off very weak and one enemy can utterly destroy Jim in seconds.
 * 3) His quest is very cliche, he must collect three fairies in order to rescue Princess Ann from Varalys.
 * 4) His armor in Virtual Hydlide is laughably bad.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) His NES sprite is cute.