Howie (Almost Naked Animals)



Howie is the main character of Almost Naked Animals. He is the owner of the Banana Cabana and is a huge fan of Dirk Danger. Howie is voiced by Robert Tinkler.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) His design is very ugly and uncanny and looks like a naked, furless version of Crash Bandicoot.
 * 2) His voice is very annoying.
 * 3) His smile is creepy at times.
 * 4) He is completely oblivious to everything and doesn’t care what happens around him.
 * 5) He has a really strange obsession with Dirk Danger.
 * 6) He doesn’t seem to care about his employees and barely sympathizes for them.
 * 7) He refuses to listen to his friends' rules and does stuff that his friends tell him not to do, especially in "No Howies Allowed".
 * 8) He keeps destroying the Banana Cabana several times.
 * 9) He does tons of gross stuff.
 * 10) He has even twerked a couple of times.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) There were some moments where he cares about his friends.
 * 2) He can be admittedly funny every now and then.
 * 3) He does learn from his mistakes.
 * 4) He improved a little in season 3 (Except in "No Howies Allowed").