Phil Matibag

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Phil Matibag is the main character of the Filipino-American adult animated series The Nutshack. He is the cousin of Jack Colero and the nephew of Tito Dick.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He acts very cocky and annoying.
 * 2) His voice sounds irritating and cringeworthy. It sounds like he has a constant cold and it's a bit hard to make out what he's saying.
 * 3) He swears way too much.
 * 4) Phil isn't aware or feared of breaking any laws. He commonly consumes illegal drugs, such as marijuana.
 * 5) He acts like a huge jerk.
 * 6) He doesn't do well with women, which is often a joke among his friends, since his tendency to masturbate is brought up a few times by Tito Dick in a mocking way.
 * 7) His full name is a play on the phrase "Feel my teabag".
 * 8) He tends to cause problems and laugh at them instead of solving them.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) Despite his nature, he cares much about people. However, he often hides it by bullying them and being rude to them, as evident with how he treats Chita and Jack.