Charlie and Louis (Kangaroo Jack)

Charlie and Louis are the main protagonists of the 2003 crime comedy film Kangaroo Jack.

Why There Nothing But Chicken Blood

 * 1) The film mainly focuses on them rather than Kangaroo Jack (Jackie Longlegs) himself.
 * 2) The entire sequence of them in the restroom talking about the money in the envelope while still on the plane.
 * 3) They also do a ton of stupid things as well.
 * 4) They used Jackie Longlegs' supposed corpse for photos and played with it, talk about animal cruelty.
 * 5) Louis is a manipulator to Charlie and has him do bad deeds.
 * 6) They planned on keeping the money for themselves that they were told to send to Australia.
 * 7) The scene where Charlie grabs Lola by the boobs to see if she was a mirage.
 * 8) Most of their dialogue is very awkward such as "The Kangaroo got the money!"
 * 9) They also never think things through such as Louis putting his coat on Jackie Longlegs while the money was still in the coat.
 * 10) Their laughing and screaming are very annoying.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) They become better characters in the sequel.
 * 2) They at least did try to get the money from the kangaroo back after Louis stupidity put the Jacket on him.