Johnny (The Room)

Johnny is the main protagonist of the infamous 2003 film The Room directed, written, and film-made by Tommy Wiseau, who also portrayed the character in said film.

Why He Not Only Sucks But is Completely Ludicrous

 * 1) Tommy Wiseau does a horrific job of portraying the character.
 * 2) Johnny himself is a complete psychopath.
 * 3) He has a weird obsession with laughing, sex, and a football.
 * 4) Like the actor who portrays him, his origins are completely shrouded with mystery.
 * 5) *Though despite that, he has a lot of friends and is a successful businessman.
 * 6) *Also, considering that his fiancée, Lisa, is apparently in her twenties.
 * 7) Johnny throws temper tantrums way too often.
 * 8) He gets angry over the smallest things possible; for example: When someone touched him, he rudely replied "DON'T touch me, motherf***er!".
 * 9) Johnny makes up lies, and terrible ones to boot.
 * 10) He believes all women are evil, and thinks all men are good, meaning he is a sexist. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PERSONALITY OF THE PERSON!!!

Redeeming Quality

 * 1) He spawned the "Oh hi Mark" meme.

Trivia

 * Johnny doesn't drink.