Alfe (The Problem Solverz)

Alfe is a character as well as one of the main protagonists from Cartoon Network's critically panned The Problem Solverz, he is voiced by Ben Jones.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) His design is ugly like the rest of the characters from the show.
 * 2) He has a very strange obsession with pizza, which usually causes him to butt heads with anyone getting in the way of his pizza cravings.
 * 3) His voice is extremely annoying to listen to.
 * 4) He is a very huge jerk, even to his friends Roba and Horace.
 * 5) Everything he does is usually unfunny and obnoxious.
 * 6) He is also very lazy.
 * 7) He is extremely reluctant and doesn’t care that much for his friends.
 * 8) He acts very immature and goes on rampages whenever he doesn’t get his way such as not getting pizza.
 * 9) He always gets into fights with Roba and makes his life really bad.
 * 10) He likes to get a problem solved very quick if it's boring.
 * 11) He uses the time coaster and unknowingly brings back dinosaurs just so he can get more pizza.
 * 12) He rolls up into a ball whenever he's scared.
 * 13) He is very destructive as well.
 * 14) He barley shows any emotion.
 * 15) He usually beats up Roba just for fun.
 * 16) He even watches Roba and Horace sleep and breaths heavily, which is just downright creepy.
 * 17) He doesn’t share pizza with Roba and Horace and just guzzles it all up without leaving any slices.
 * 18) He is badly animated.
 * 19) He tries to act cute at times but just fails at it miserably.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) There were moments where he has shown emotion.
 * 2) He did improved a little in season 2.
 * 3) He doesn’t always act like a jerk.