Wayne Cramp

Wayne is a character from The Cramp Twins. For some strange reason, he looks as if he is constantly cold and shivering. And he looks so much different from his brother.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) For some strange reason, he enjoys it when his heinie is spanked as a baby.
 * 2) He bullies his brother for no reason (in fact, he started doing so the moment they were born), basically. In the first episode alone, when Lucien decides to try to save him from choking, he reveals he was faking it and spits in his face, sarcastically calling him his hero. *
 * 3) He usually wins.
 * 4) He once tried to collect people’s spit, because of his sugar addiction.
 * 5) He may be a main protagonist, but he’s not someone who you should root for.
 * 6) It’s kind of laughable that he can persuade others to think he’s a good guy given his appearance.
 * 7) His mother doesn’t seem to do anything about him. Even though he bullies her son.
 * 8) Wayne’s actions have put his brother in danger more than once.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) It can be kind of amusing that his rivalry with Lucien began as a baby. Though unfortunately things haven't improved since then.
 * 2) He makes Lucien possible to root for.
 * 3) He does have a friend.
 * 4) Some people actually do prefer to him over Lucien, on the basis that Lucien is a goody two shoes. On the lighter side of things, the show at least addresses Wayne’s behavior rather than pretending he is something he is not.
 * 5) He does get some karma in the intro, where birds use him as a toilet.
 * 6) He does receive comeuppance for his actions…just not always.