Rosalina (SML)

Rosalina, is a main female character of the SuperMarioLogan series. She is Mario's wife and Jeffy's adoptive mother.

She is voiced by Elaina Keyes.

Why Mario Should Divorce Her And Have Her Erased From The Universe By The Real Rosalina

 * 1) Despite being intended to be portrayed as Mario's faithful partner in theory, in practice she seldom plays the part and is usually more of a foolish, immature, dim-witted, neglectful, and moody jerk, it's to the point that her good nature is arguably an informed trait of hers and making her come off as a mean-spirited Starfire from Teen Titans and/or Hugh Neutron wannabe and a more worse version of Sarah Palmer often doing things like:
 * 2) *Beating Mario up when a prostitute shows up at the door without giving him a chance to speak in "Jeffy's Cellphone!" (which is also the episode that started her flanderization).
 * 3) *Smashing Mario's plate of pizza against the wall in "Jeffy's Brain!" in a similar manner to how Jeffy does it when given green beans due to her not liking pizza, disregarding the fact that she is an adult whereas Jeffy is a minor, and remarkably immature for his age at that.
 * 4) *Tried to hit Mario with a hammer for just texting happy birthday to Peach (plus Mario making a good point about her being hypocritical with her treatment of her exes, casually inviting one to her house in "Rosalina's Ex-Boyfriend") in "Mr. Goodman's Revenge".
 * 5) *Threatening to break up with him many times for minor reasons like unintentionally watching porn in "Jeffy's New Toy!". She even goes to the point of scaring Mario with a creepy doll because of him watching the accidental porn.
 * 6) *A complete psychopath who goes into a fit of rage when it doesn't go to Jeffy's or her way and being very irresponsible as well as the cause of Mario and Jeffy's problems which is similar to how Sarah Palmer caused much problems for her Spartan-IVs but much worse and both of them actually want to antagonize, accuse someone for no reason and try to kill off Mario and Halsey then have no remorse whatsoever as well as unfairly humiliating them and both got the villains, Jul 'Mdama and Goodman, take advantage on both Halsey and Mario, and barely even helped.
 * 7) Like her husband, she is a poor parent, though she is arguably even worse than Mario as she frequently enables and sometimes even encourages Jeffy's crass & unruly behavior, even in cases where he is doing extreme actions like swearing or destroying property. Many believe that Rosalina sees spoiling one's child rotten as good parenting, and any form of discipline as child abuse.
 * 8) Her former love for stars or space-related things, in general, got played out rather quickly.
 * 9) She is just another stereotypical ditz and also a "mean popular girl character" stereotype that is so stupid and troublesome that she makes Karen, a character intentionally written to be aggravating/bad, look harmless.
 * 10) *Her personality at this point is nearly identical to Princess Peach's despite her being meant to be a foil to her behavior.
 * 11) *Rosalina is such a bonehead; she thought the sun was a planet just like Junior did. This makes even less sense than Junior's case because since she claims and shows that she knows all about the planets and galaxies (except for Earth of course); so, she should know what the sun is.
 * 12) Speaking of humor, most of her attempts at comedy are bland, annoying sometimes, and unremarkable, typically being stereotypical "dumb blonde" jokes.
 * 13) While her voice by Elaina Keyes is usually decent, it can get ear-piercing at times, particularly when she shouts, yells, screams (and/or shrieks, etc.) that have been compared to chimpanzee screeches. Her crying is also infamous for sounding obnoxious and grating.
 * 14) Rosalina rarely gets her comeuppance for her actions and/or irresponsibility, with few exceptions (ex: "Mr. Goodman's Revenge" did have Chef Pee Pee and Goodman point this out when Mario was pointlessly trying to rescue her).
 * 15) She is known for bitching/nagging when something goes wrong and she is sometimes a whiny crybaby towards Mario, whenever the latter does try calling her out for doing something completely stupid, she always makes Mario feel guilty for her and tries to play the victim card.
 * 16) With that said, she does not seem to realize her own issues in her relationship with Mario and the stress she can cause him, or if she knows very well; it looks like she does this with malicious intent, the worst offenders being "Jeffy's Online School" and "Jeffy's Bad Word!".
 * 17) *Even when Rosalina apologizes for leaping to conclusions in "Jeffy's Online School", the apology is negated by the fact that it doesn't carry over to the following episodes.
 * 18) *She always acts naive towards Mario's flirtations and sexual desires, but as seen in "SML Movie: Jeffy’s Trap!", she randomly acts like she's into Mario as much as Mario usually is; and she fell asleep upon waiting for Mario upstairs and not wanting to help Mario, this looks like she knew Mario wouldn't get anything out of it and went to sleep on purpose, making Mario do the awkwardly nonsensical banter Jeffy made about catching excrement. Not to mention the episode "Shrek's Coma", where she acted like a flirty schoolgirl to the point of Mario calling her out on it.
 * 19) She wrongly labeled Mario as a pedophile in "Jeffy's Bad Word!". What makes it worse is that she saw everything Mario was doing and knew he never molested Jeffy.
 * 20) *Keep in mind that scenario could have been avoided if she just told the truth.
 * 21) Rosalina frequently rebukes Mario for moving on to other women when she herself frequently cheats on Mario and does even worse stuff than Mario does, making her out to be stupidly hypocritical. Examples of these include episodes like:
 * 22) *" Jeffy's 16th Birthday" and "Jeffy's Christmas Gift", Rosalina threatens to leave Mario for her old ex, Super D, and in "Jeffy's Christmas Gift", she actually does leave Mario for a brief amount of time.
 * 23) *" Shrek's Coma", she openly flirts with Shrek in front of Mario, to the latter's dismay. She tries to guilt-trip Mario for understandably getting upset at her for her disrespectful behavior, and the narrative of the video treats her as if she's in the right with Mario being forced to apologize to her at the end, even when Rosalina saw the consequences in dating people like Shrek (someone with bad taste and manners).
 * 24) *In "Jeffy's Brain", she begins flirting with Jeffy as he starts speaking French right in front of Mario. Not only does this come off as pedophilia, although this was somewhat excusable as she at first thought it was the brain of a dead French person before it turned out to be Jeffy himself.
 * 25) *In "Jeffy’s Easter Eggs!", it's implied that she had sex with Tyreese, who, by the way, is a chicken, which makes this come off as zoophilia and bestiality.
 * 26) Her new puppet design is absolutely ugly and uncanny to look at, to the point that it makes Cody and Bowser's puppets look like masterpieces. It is commonly regarded as one of the worst human puppets in SML. Additionally she doesn't even have shoes on for some reason, so she walks barefoot everywhere she goes, which is dangerous considering her feet would be damaged, scarred and it would be infected by germs if she walks on the sidewalk.
 * 27) While not indirectly, she caused everything to go wrong around Mario.
 * 28) *In Mario's Turtle Problem, she caused Mario to get PTSD over Koopas resulting in killing PeeWee after she irresponsibly left him to be taken care of by Mario and yet never learn her lesson on having exotic animals as pets when she has a pet monkey.
 * 29) *In Where's Jeffy, she gave Jeffy her necklace which was never a good idea when the necklace would be taken away by a squirrel leaving Mario in a state of panic yet somehow Jeffy got the necklace back with no further explanation.
 * 30) *In Brooklyn's Day Off, she caused Jeffy to attempt to commit arson when she stupidly allowed Jeffy to cook which Jeffy's bad cooking was similar to Chef Pee Pee's.
 * 31) * In Jeffy Gets Run Over, she causes Mario to accidentally run over Jeffy and even got him and Goodman framed and arrested as well as also never getting her comeuppance and gets away with it scot-free
 * 32) For some reason in "Jeffy Gets Captured", she was being very disgusting on Mario when she had a grossed out fetish of farting where she just farts on Mario's face for no reason which she ends up giving him pink eye.
 * 33) In Jeffy's Witness Protection, she has a stupidly and selfish obsession over roller skates and acts like an even more total child over it.
 * 34) Also in Jeffy's Witness Protection, she didn't bother checking the mail for her roller skates and instead gets Jeffy to do it which is not only lazy for her but the reason why Jeffy got falsely arrested for killing someone and why they are under threat of Mr. Meaner and takes no remorse for it.
 * 35) Another bad thing she did in Jeffy's Witness Protection, that she and Karen wet Brooklyn Guy's bed and had him angry at Mario over it when though it was wrong of Mario to wet the bed too but constantly for the fact that both Rosalina and Karen got Mario mostly yelled at by Brooklyn Guy was not worth it.
 * 36) In Jeffy Learns Manners, she tried to kill Brooklyn in a box with a knife which is not only the stupid way to open a box, but also an attempted grievous-bodily-harm murder.
 * 37) In Jeffy's Dog, when she bought Jeffy a dog, it was revealed that she paralyzed the dog to not escape which is shown to actually commit animal cruelty and was careless about his condition and abuse. What is worse is that she didn't call out on Jeffy for dragging the dog, making her very heartless.
 * 38) She was also more idiotic in "Drawing Jeffy" when she and Mario were somehow blind and didn't tell the difference between Jeffy and Drawing Jeffy and she didn't even listen to him though it was Jeffy's comeuppence but seeing Rosalina wrongly against Jeffy was wrong.
 * 39) In "The Stain", she didn't bother warning Mario about the wrong switch which would ultimately ruin Brooklyn Guy's jersey and harshly criticizes him for it when Mario didn't know about it despite living in the house for years and when she got it burned while trying to iron it to get it dry, she blames it on Jeffy which is also another sign of her hypocrisy. Even though Mario turn on the garbage dispensor by mistake and Jeffy did distract Mario and Rosalina, she could've just told Mario that is the wrong switch for the sink and she never got herself distracted and tried to focus and instead of taking responsibility for her mistakes, she wrongly scolds Mario for it and blames the burning of the jersey on Jeffy.
 * 40) Why didn't she notice that Jeffy had some of her hair and licks it in Babysitting The Huckerdoos at first and why did she kept a putty that Jeffy claims it is an actual dildo? Not only was it very grossed out but she's the fault for not realizing or noticing that Jeffy getting into these and thus having the Huckerdoo parents forbid Mario from seeing his family.
 * 41) In Jeffy Sneaks Out, she was overreacting over Drawing Jeffy having a knife and got herself and Mario to a situation with him after calling the police as well as causing Brooklyn Guy to drop his gun to be grabbed by Drawing Jeffy and got Simmons almost killed by Drawing Jeffy.
 * 42) Why did she even want Mario to throw a banana at Drawing Jeffy anyways? It makes no sense that Jeffy is not scared of bananas except Drawing Jeffy.
 * 43) She gets very repetitive with the gag "I love you, Super D" in The Hypnosis Ray while hypnotized.
 * 44) She is shown to be a complete coward in Attack of The Killer Shrimp when she didn't want to risk dying rather than protecting Mario and presumably everyone else including Jeffy in the house.
 * 45) Similar to Rosemary and Peppa Pig, she also counts as the very worst example of a karma houdini/idiot hounini since a lot of the time, nothing bad happens to her other than occasionally getting stressed. She does not get punished a lot of the time for her insufferable behavior.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) At times she can be sensible, right-minded, supportive, and helpful to Mario.
 * 2) Despite the flaws, Elaina does a decent job voicing her outside of Rosalina's screams.
 * 3) In spite of her defending Jeffy in a foolish way, she sometimes reprimands him for his bad behavior (when she either gets annoyed about his behavior or if she actually trusts Mario for once), especially in more recent videos.
 * 4) She got some comeuppance in "Mr. Goodman's Revenge", where she gets arrested for a brief amount of time, though she is bailed out at the end of the video.
 * 5) *She and Jeffy finally got their greatest comeuppance in "Among Us" through their own ways, on Jeffy's side, he got killed by Chef Pee Pee's imposter, and on Rosalina's side, she got ejected out from the house after Bowser Junior, Brooklyn Guy, and Chef Pee Pee's imposter thought she killed Jeffy. And they were all, extremely well-deserved.
 * 6) At times, even when she's bland; she does manage to be a sweet, cute and likable character, with "Pregnant Jeffy" being an example when she isn't being too dull or annoying.
 * 7) She wasn't as bad as she is nowadays in the first few episodes she was featured in, she started as a naive, childish, and ditzy person who has a bizarrely whiny obsession with stars but was still ultimately a sweetheart. It wasn't until "Jeffy's Cellphone" was when she really started to become a bad character overall.
 * 8) *Also, she seems to be starting to improve and gradually shifting back to her older persona ever since mid-late 2021 with her starting to have fewer outright antagonistic appearances. As of 2022, she has almost never directly antagonized Mario and she has often been the one to call him out on misdeeds.
 * 9) In The Divorce, she actually did try to help Mario with his obession with Tom Brady though it didn't turn out well when Brooklyn Guy was also obsessed with Tom Brady.
 * 10) Her original design is admittedly attractive and gorgeous.

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