Funny (Funny Pets)

Funny (Japanese: ファニー, Fanī) is the main character in the 2006 CGI anime series, Funny Pets. She is a moody and air-headed showgirl of indeterminate age who lives in a dessert-like house somewhere on Earth. She is voiced by Haruka Igawa.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) She is often abusive to Crescent (and Corona in some episodes) for unknown reasons. In one episode, she ends up abandoning the two aliens in a hot-air balloon, and mind if we tell you that they are her pets?
 * 2) Despite being officially a main character, it is actually Crescent who gets more screen time.
 * 3) When she is not abusing Crescent, she would always show favoritism towards Corona.
 * 4) Funny's design, while cute, is too inappropriate for a kids' show. However, the show she is from comes from Japan, which has different views on what is acceptable and what is not.
 * 5) She is also unaware of dangerous situations Crescent and Corona both face.
 * 6) Not only Funny is abusive, but is also selfish and stupid. In the episode "Love," Crescent disguised as her fictional crush and Funny started falling in love with him, indicating pedophilia or bestiality. In a few episodes where Crescent dies, instead of taking him to a hospital or a funeral, she ends up spanking him despite the fact that Crescent is dead.
 * 7) Just like the other characters in Funny Pets, Funny's voice is screechy. Even her crying will get on your nerves!
 * 8) In the final episode where Crescent and Corona came back from a UFO crash, Funny lets them do all the work for her and her new pet cat instead of giving them equal treatment.