Gord Brody (Freddy Got Fingered)

Gordon "Gord" Brody is the main antihero of the critically panned 2001 film Freddy Got Fingered. He was portrayed by Canadian actor-comedian Tom Green.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) His character is literally an embarrassment of Tom Green's career.
 * 2) He has a complete lack of respect to animals, adding on top of highly disturbing fetishes￼, like zoophilia.
 * 3) *He skinned the dead deer to "get inside it", played with a horse's penis (look at me Daddy, I'm a farmer!), and did the same to an elephant.
 * 4) During baby delivery he bites off the cord and swings it for fun. Nice, Gordon.
 * 5) The cartoons he drew are crummily animated despite some of the drawings being well done.
 * 6) He acts completely childish and immature towards others.
 * 7) He has an annoying habit of repeating the same quotes twice. e.g. "You hear the funny sounds? You hear the funny sounds? It's my hooves! It's my hooves!"
 * 8) Despite having Freddy in the movie title, the movie just focuses on Gord and his immature jokes.
 * 9) Gord treats his father Jim terribly.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) "Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sau-sa-ges?"