Alan (Sleepaway Camp)

Alan is the main character of the 2008 awful for most poorly-received horror film, Return to Sleepaway Camp. He is portrayed by Michael Gibney.

Why He Also Stinks

 * 1) The problem with Alan is that he is completely unlikable, mean-spirited, and is downright a childish camp killer while being a rehash of Angela/Peter Baker from the first original film.
 * 2) The shirt he wears throughout the movie is filthy, stained, and absolutely disgusting looking while trying way too hard to make him a slasher villain.
 * 3) He's very hypocritical; he doesn't want to be bullied but has shown to consistently bully other people.
 * 4) He doesn't even obey the rules of the camp counselors and instead picks fights with them and insults them as well.
 * 5) He has the personality and behavior of a 5-year-old spoiled troublemaking brat.
 * 6) His catchphrase, "Your ass stinks!", is idiotic and absolutely ridiculous to the nerve.
 * 7) Like other people who were bullied, he never bothers to tell the camp counselors about his bullying problem; he instead just murders said bullies for his own “happy place”.
 * 8) He'll act like a toddler if something doesn't go his way and/or when he’s being bullied by someone.
 * 9) The actor that plays him, Michael Gibney, gives a straight-up awful performance (probably the worst offender in the film).
 * 10) * His tone of voice can get very whiny, infantile, irritating, and can get on your nerves very quickly.
 * 11) He is by far one of the most unlikable and beastly protagonists in movie history.
 * 12) He never grows up or even gets personal training to fight back if he wasn’t a real killer or so.
 * 13) In fact, he's so unlikeable that it's extremely difficult to root for and side with him in the film (even feeling sorry for all the bullying he had endured).
 * 14) In one scene, he threatens his bunkmates with a lighter and hairspray, and even tried to kill Mickey with a knife.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) He was revealed to not be the killer at the end of the movie.