Funny (Funny Pets)

Funny (Japanese: ファニー, Fanī) is the main character in the 2006 CGI anime series, Funny Pets. She is a moody and air-headed showgirl of indeterminate age who lives in a dessert-like house somewhere on Earth. She is voiced by Haruka Igawa.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) She is often abusive to Crescent (and Corona in some episodes) for unknown reasons, making her a popular girl. In one episode, she ends up abandoning the two aliens in a hot-air balloon, and mind if we tell you that they are her pets? In fact, she is so abusive and rude she makes Popee from Popee the Performer look like a saint in comparison.
 * 2) She is also a Mary Sue, as nothing bad happens to her often. In fact, she only dies once in the entire series.
 * 3) Despite being officially a main character, it is actually Crescent who gets more screen time.
 * 4) When she is not abusing Crescent, she would always show favoritism towards Corona.
 * 5) Funny's design, while cute, is too inappropriate for a kids' show. However, the show she is from comes from Japan, which has different views on what is acceptable and what is not.
 * 6) She is also unaware of dangerous situations Crescent and Corona both face.
 * 7) Not only Funny is abusive, but is also selfish and stupid. In the episode "Love," Crescent disguised as her fictional crush and Funny started falling in love with him, indicating pedophilia or bestiality. In a few episodes where Crescent dies, instead of taking him to a hospital or a funeral, she ends up spanking him despite the fact that Crescent is dead.
 * 8) Just like the other characters in Funny Pets, Funny's voice is screechy. Even her crying will get on your nerves.
 * 9) In "Forbidden Game", she manipulated Crescent into committing mass murder and never got any punishment for it.
 * 10) In the final episode where Crescent and Corona came back from a UFO crash, Funny lets them do all the work for her and her new pet cat instead of apologizing to them for abusing them, and giving them equal treatment.

The Only Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Her design is kind of cute.
 * 2) The only episode where she was nice to Crescent was in "Cabbage," where she cut an eaten cabbage into the shape of a crescent moon and gave it to Crescent.
 * 3) She did die in "Black Hole".
 * 4) Her crying at the end of "Love" may be satisfying for some.