Dan (Fuck Mr. Hatcher)

Dan is the main character who first appeared in the infamous game called "Fuck Mr Hatcher". Later, the game itself became popular because of GameGrumps.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He's an incredibly perverted creep that continually harrases Mr. Hatcher in a needlessly sexual manner and he even squeezed his balls one time.
 * 2) Just like Fleabag Monkeyface, he does plenty of disgusting things that make himself seem undignified and filthy.
 * 3) His voice is obnoxious and irritating at some point.
 * 4) A lot of his screaming is downright awful and atrocious to hear.
 * 5) He became worse in the sequel, rather than assaulting Mr. Hatcher, he keeps playing with his penis, making it show to the point where most audiences end up barfing because of his stupidity.
 * 6) * He even killed his pet Uppity-Loo for absolutely no good reason.
 * 7) Dan is shown to be a rude, stupid, reckless, insane, destructive, and immature person that makes him act like he hasn't been educated well at all.
 * 8) His smile can look quite creepy at times.
 * 9) He has little to no character development, making him have no depth.
 * 10) He does a horrible job at being a human because of how lifeless and soulless he seems to be.
 * 11) He went from being an average calm teenager and has formed into a very immature, ignorant, terribly educated 'plus-minus' harebrained character with no charm and likability to him whatsoever.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) He was a better character in the first game.