Rosalina (SML)

Rosalina is a the main female character of the SuperMarioLogan series. She is Mario's wife and Jeffy's adoptive mother. She is voiced by Elaina Keyes.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) Despite being intended to be portrayed as Mario's faithful partner in theory, in practice she is more of a foolish, annoyingly immature, dim-witted, and moody jerk, often doing things like:
 * 2) * Beating Mario up when a prostitute shows up at the door without giving him a chance to speak in "Jeffy's Cellphone!"
 * 3) * Smashing Mario's plates against the wall for no reason in "Jeffy's Brain!",
 * 4) *Tried to hit Mario with a hammer for just texting happy birthday to Peach (plus making a good point about her being hypocritical with her treatment of her exes) in "Mr. Goodman's Revenge",
 * 5) *Threatening to break up with him many times for unintentionally watching porn or nitpicky reasons like scaring him shitless with a creepy doll prank since he 'lied' about the movie he was watching earlier in "Jeffy's New Toy!".
 * 6) * In "Jeffy's New Years Resolution", she said Mario has to kiss her when Mario was going to make a year prank with Brooklyn, this is also ironic because she was always treating his efforts like nothing in an annoyingly naive way (and sometimes does this on purpose).
 * 7) Like her husband, she is a poor parent, though she is arguably even worse as she frequently enables and sometimes even encourages Jeffy's unruly behavior, even in cases where Jeffy is doing extreme actions like swearing or destroying property.
 * 8) Her former love for stars or space related things in general got played out rather quickly.
 * 9) She is just another stereotypical ditz/mean popular girl character stereotype when insufferable and is so stupid and troublesome that she makes Karen, a character intentionally written to be aggravating/bad, look harmless.
 * 10) *Her personality at this point is nearly identical to Peach's's despite her being meant to be a foil to her behavior.
 * 11) * Rosalina is such a birdbrain that she thought the sun was a planet just like Junior. This makes even less sense because since she "knows" all about the planets and galaxies (except for Earth of course); she should know what the sun is.
 * 12) Speaking of humor, most of her attempts at comedy are bland and unremarkable.
 * 13) Her voice is mediocre at best, and ear-piercing at worst, the most infamous offender being her shouting, yelling, screaming (and/or shrieks/etc) that sounds like a chimpanzee screech, this along with her crying and wailing makes it the more obnoxious.
 * 14) Rosalina seldom gets her comeuppance for her actions and/or irresponsibility, with few exceptions (ex:"Mr. Goodman's Revenge" did have Chef Pee Pee and Goodman point this out when Mario was pointlessly trying to rescue her).
 * 15) She is always bitching and sometimes a whiny crybaby towards Mario, and whenever Mario does try to call her out for doing something stupid, she always makes Mario feel guilty for her and defends herself based on what she was trying to do.
 * 16) With that said, she never realizes how problematic and atrocious she is to Mario, the worse offenders being "Jeffy's Online School" & "Jeffy's Bad Word!".
 * 17) *Even when Rosalina apologizes for leaping to conclusions in "Jeffy's Online School", her apologies are usually negated by the fact that they never carry over between episodes.
 * 18) Rosalina wrongly labeled Mario with pedophilia in "Jeffy's Bad Word!". What makes it worse is that she saw everything Mario was doing and knew he never molested Jeffy.
 * 19) Rosalina frequently rebukes Mario for moving on to other woman when she herself frequently cheats on Mario and does even worse stuff than Mario does, making her out to be hypocritical.
 * 20) *Videos like "Jeffy's Big Idea!", "Jeffy's 16 Birthday", and "Jeffy's Christmas Gift", shows how much she always likes being around Super D as she would usually go out of her way to cheat on Mario with no repercussions while labeling him as shameful when Mario himself was put in a situation because of Super D's smug arrogance or something unfortunate towards Mario, and she would only go back to Mario for helping Jeffy, she'd still be with Super D if that wasn't the case.
 * 21) *In "Shrek's Coma", she was getting into Shrek and started flirting with him in front of Mario, and where Mario won Rosalina back. She tried to guilt-trip him for Mario understandably getting upset at her.
 * 22) *In "Jeffy's Brain", she begins flirting with Jeffy as he starts speaking French right in front of Mario, not only does this come off as pedophilia, but also somewhat incest considering that Jeffy's Mario and Rosalina's adopted son, although this was somewhat excusable as she at first thought it was the brain of a dead French person before it turned out to be Jeffy himself.
 * 23) *In "Jeffy’s Easter Eggs!", it's implied that she had sex with Tyreese, who by the way is a chicken, which makes this come of as zoophilia and bestiality.
 * 24) Her new puppet is absolutely ugly and very uncanny to look at to the point that it even rivals Cody's puppet as well.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) At times she can be sensible, supportive, and helpful to Mario.
 * 2) *Despite defending Jeffy, she sometimes reprimands him for his bad behavior (when she either gets annoyed about his behavior or if she actually trusts Mario), especially in more recent videos.
 * 3) She got her comeuppance in Mr. Goodman's Revenge, where she gets arrested for a brief amount of time, though she is bailed out at the end of the video.
 * 4) At times she does manage to be a sweet and likeable character, with "Pregnant Jeffy" being an example.
 * 5) * With that said, when she isn't dull or annoying, she can seem cute.
 * 6) She wasn’t as bad as she is nowadays in the first few episodes she was featured in, she was just naive and ditzy but still ultimately a sweetheart.

Trivia

 * 1) Before 2020, she was hated by many fans due to her cruel behavior towards Mario, ironically in recent videos, some fans now liked her since Mario becomes cruel towards Jeffy and the others, much to Rosalina's frustration and objection with Mario's "cruel and greedy behavior".
 * 2) She was SMR's least favorite character, until Bowser Junior took her place since "Taken Away!".

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