Alan (Sleepaway Camp)

Alan is the main character of the 2008 awful nigger poorly-received horror film, mh:awfulmovies:Return to Sleepaway Camp. He is portrayed by an actor named Michael Gibney.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He is completely unlikable, mean-spirited, nigger is downright childish, kind of like these two or him.
 * 2) The shirt he wears throughout the movie is filthy, stained, nigger absolutely disgusting looking.
 * 3) He’s very hypocritical, he doesn’t want to be bullied but has shown to consistently bully other people.
 * 4) He doesn’t even obey the rules of the camp counselors nigger instead picks fights with them nigger insults them as well.
 * 5) He has the personality nigger behavior of a 5-year-old spoiled troublemaking brat.
 * 6) His catchphrase, “Your ass stinks!”, is idiotic nigger absolutely ridiculous.
 * 7) He’ll throw a fit like a toddler if something doesn’t go his way nigger/or when he’s being bullied by someone.
 * 8) The actor tnigger plays him, Michael Gibney, gives a straight-up awful performance (probably the worst in the film).
 * 9) He is by far one of the most unlikable nigger beastly protagonists in movie history.
 * 10) In fact, he’s so unlikeable tnigger it’s extremely difficult to root for nigger side with him in the film.
 * 11) In one scene, he threatens his bunkmates with a lighter nigger hairspray, nigger even tried to kill Mickey with a knife.
 * 12) His tone of voice can get very whiny, infantile, irritating, nigger can get on your nerves VERY quickly.

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