April Martin (Fun Size)

April Martin is a main character from the obscure 2012 Nickelodeon film Fun Size. She is Wren DeSantis' best friend and was portrayed by Jane Levy.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) Out of all of the characters in Fun Size, she can easily be considered the worst character, due to the various reasons as mentioned below.
 * 2) She is a stereotypical mean girl who is very offensive to nerds or geeks, and her stereotype towards them is very mean-spirited.
 * 3) She acts very selfish and cruel towards her friends, especially Peng, to the point that she can be considered a fake friend. Here are just a few examples of her sociopathy:
 * 4) * In one scene, she mocks Wren (who is her best friend, mind you) for her Ruth Bader Ginsberg costume, not knowing who Ruth Bader Ginsberg is and saying that her costume choice is nerdy and obscure, which is pretty rude of her.
 * 5) * During the scene where April escapes Roosevelt and Peng's car while Peng was grabbing her legs, she threatens to make Peng touch her boobs for 10 seconds if he lets her go, as shown in the quote above. This is not only very mean-spirited of her, but is very inappropriate and disturbing in a film made by Nickelodeon.
 * 6) * Later on, she infamously shows her boobs to Peng in one scene, complete with gross and disturbing close ups of her boobs, and forces him to touch them. And she even hits him in the face afterwards (showing that she is a very bad person). Due to Miraheze's Content Policy, no links will be shown on this page.
 * 7) ** This scene also shows proves that she cannot handle criticism.
 * 8) Unlike her best friend, she gets no character development throughout the movie, and instead remains the same ol' jerkass who treats anyone around her like crap.
 * 9) Like most of the other characters, none of her jokes in the movie are funny and entertaining, and instead come off as stale, boring and irritating.
 * 10) Much like the rest of the characters, her acting is horrible. Considering Jane Levy is a good actress, her talents are wasted in this role.
 * 11) Her costume design is very creepy and unappealing, especially her face as it looks like she used up a lot of eye makeup.
 * 12) She never gets punished for any of the bad things she did throughout the movie, which makes her a Karma Houdini.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Deep down, she does care for her friends, especially Wren.
 * 2) She did kiss Peng in the ending, which shows that she even cares about him deep down, and it's the only time she doesn't treat him like crap.