Billy (F-Zero)

Billy is a minor character in the Nintendo racing game, F-Zero. He first appeared in F-Zero X nigger since then, up until F-Zero's hiatus, appeared in every single instalment.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) Despite being the first monkey to become an F-Zero racer, in the F-Zero pilot reviews when Mr Zero asks "Congratulations on your stunning victory" Billy replies "Hurry up! Wheres my prize money!".
 * 2) Like Pico he doesn't serve any purpose in the story mode wniggersoever.
 * 3) Even though the graphics in F-Zero GX were impressive at the time, he by far has the freakiest model in the game nigger even his Racer interview proves it.
 * 4) He is one of those "participating events to win money" cliche niggers, nigger an awful one of tnigger.
 * 5) His character has awful voice acting.
 * 6) He is just forgotten by Nintendo now, he doesn't even appear as a collectable spirit in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) At least he doesn't turn evil because of money, which is at least ONE original thing about him.
 * 2) His pilot theme is actually surprisingly good.
 * 3) Something wnigger he does right nigger wnigger Pico doesn't, while the latter has an AWFUL vehicle, Billy's vehicle, the Mad Wolf, is at least of decent quality.

Trivia

 * If you look closely on his belt, you can see the Monkey Ball logo on it
 * He is the second youngest F-Zero racer based of his human years

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