SwaySway and Buhdeuce

SwaySway and Buhdeuce are the main protagonists from the infamous Nickelodeon show Breadwinners. They are a pair of ducks who deliver bread all around Pondgea. SwaySway is voiced by Robbie Daymond, while Buhdeuce is voiced by Eric Bauza.

Why They're Quazy Cuz They Can't

 * 1) Like Fanboy and Chum Chum, both of them are basically pale rip-offs of both SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants, except that they are much more hyperactive, obnoxious, destructive and gross, and far less likable. In fact, both of them are very similar to of Fanboy and Chum Chum and The Brothers Flub and they aren't any better than the other duo themselves.
 * 2) Their names are laughably bad.
 * 3) Both of them twerk a lot, especially SwaySway (who is the tall, thin duck in blue).
 * 4) *Speaking of which, Buhdeuce (who is the short, fat duck in red) is known to punch people with his buttocks called a "booty kick".
 * 5) *Not just twerk, but fart as well. It’s worse in "PB&J", where they did a farty punch.
 * 6) Both of them provide lots of disgusting toilet humor and butt humor, but WAY worse than Fanboy and Chum Chum.
 * 7) They are one-dimensional, and show the very little amount of real emotions other than being overly hyperactive.
 * 8) They aren’t afraid of breaking laws and being flat-out creepy. One instance has the two breaking into an all-girl summer camp so SwaySway can seduce an implied younger female duck, Jenny Quackles (despite Jenny being a stock image of an adult duck instead of a duckling) with a love drug disguised as bread (meaning SwaySway is being a perverted and possibly a pedophile), and one other instance is actually chasing people with chainsaws (we kid you not!).
 * 9) Their character designs are horribly bad and laughably lazy as they barely even look like ducks (or any other birds in general), and more like slime blobs or frogs with orange lipstick or even mutated green peas with legs. Their designs even look like they were drawn by a 5-year-old.
 * 10) *Though to be fair, this has to do with most of the other characters in Breadwinners as well.
 * 11) Sway Sway forced Jenny Quackles, to eat a love loaf so she falls in love with him, and the fact that Jenny Quackles may possibly be younger than SwaySway doesn't help.
 * 12) Their voices are very annoying and hammy.
 * 13) They tortured T-Midi as seen in "From Bad to Nurse".
 * 14) They barely get any comeuppance for their actions, thus making them another one of those Karma Houdinis.
 * 15) Their singing voices are just awful, mainly because they only sing songs about butts.
 * 16) Their friendship wasn't as charming in Season 2 as it was in Season 1, since their character got even worse as the series progresses. They began being horrible to each other. SwaySway was especially bad in "Wolf Head Bread" and Buhdeuce in "Unlucky Duckies".

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) They're slightly more likable in the YouTube pilot episode, fully likable/tolerable in some episodes like "Great White Shark Bread".
 * 2) They do care about other characters at the times. Especially each other, SwaySway is often protective of Buhdeuce, especially in Season 1.
 * 3) They can be very funny at times and have their share of heartwarming moments on the show.
 * 4) They do (if rarely) get comeuppance for their actions.
 * 5) Unlike Fraz and Guapo (whom they're likely inspired from), the two have equal spotlight to each other.
 * 6) SwaySway has a nice singing voice and Buhdeuce's isn't too bad.
 * 7) Despite their designs looking more like frogs than ducks, they are admittedly cute, especially when they show emotion.