Larry Quinn

Lawrence "Larry" Quinn is the main protagonist of the 2003 film, The Cat in the Hat. He is the neighbor of the Waldens' who plans to marry the mother, Joan, for her money.

He is portrayed by Alec Baldwin, who also voiced Makunga.

Why He Sucks

 * 1) Larry's role as the film's villain comes off as awkward and unintresting. He's basically a "loser" villain who attempts to gold-dig the childrens' mother Joan for her money.
 * 2) Like with a number of characters present in the film, he was not in the original book the movie is based upon.
 * 3) He treats Conrad, Sally and Nevins horribly. Especially with Conrad, where he is willing to send him to military school and use that as an opportunity to marry Joan for her money.
 * 4) Like The Cat, he says things that should not be in any film based off of a kids' book, such as:
 * 5) * Nearly calling Conrad a "little son of a b*tch" when threatening to send him to military school,
 * 6) * Him shouting "Judas Priest!" as he is falling off the cliff (Judas Priest had a reputation for being an alcoholic and for writing songs about Sex).
 * 7) He's an alcoholic, even at one point grabbing beer from the house.
 * 8) * He also has horrible manners. In the same scene, he was also shown belching loudly.
 * 9) Depending on your point of view, his comedic moments can come across as just flat-out unfunny.
 * 10) Appearance-wise, Larry is also a fraud. While he initially acts as if he's a real estate agent of Joan's type, in reality, he is a slobby deadbeat who is struggling in financial debt.
 * 11) While on the subject of that, he's also a straight up arrogant and hypocritical, believing that he's "perfect" when in reality he is an unemployed deadbeat who is on the verge of eviction.
 * 12) While it is explained that he's allregic to cats, him constantly sneezing comes off as cringy and gross-out humor.
 * 13) And while on the subject of gross-out humor, there is a disguisting scene where Larry is shown taking off his dentures at home. There is also a scene where Larry is shown picking his nose, and another where he is shown picking at his belly button.
 * 14) Alec Baldwin's performance as Larry has been nominated for the "Worst Supporting Actor" award twice: for the Golden Raspberry and Stinkers Bad Movie Awards.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Him getting rejected by Joan in the end feels quite satisfying. Especially seeing him blubber as Joan rejects him and slams the door on him.
 * 2) A deleted scene admittedly gives him another funny comeuppance scene where Nevins the dog rips his pants off after kicking him in retaliation against the Waldens.
 * 3) Like The Cat, Larry can be hilarious in a few scenes. Though given how hit-or-miss the film's comedy is, that again depends on your point of view.
 * 4) * Some scenes, such as the "Judas Priest!" falling scene, are admittedly hilarious. Even if the humor was rather questionable in the type of film he was in.
 * 5) Alec Baldwin did admittedly do a good job at portraying Larry as the crazy obsessed adult figure.
 * 6) His reason for wanting to send Conrad to military school for being a misbehaving child and calling Sally a "suck up" is rather understandable.