The Cat in the Hat (live-action)

The Cat in the Hat is the titular character of the 2003 live-action film of the same name. He is played by Mike Myers who also played Austin Powers and Shrek, both much better characters. [[File:Terrifying.png|thumb|269x269px|-You were right. It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how, and you don't know when enough is enough.! -You need to get out of our house!

-But...!

-OUT! ]]

Why He Sucks

 * 1) He is an incredibly poor representation of Dr. Seuss' best known character of all time.
 * 2) He is very vile and sadistic, which will be discussed again in 6.
 * 3) He says some pretty inappropriate things that would practically make Dr. Seuss flip in his grave.
 * 4) He has a very creepy character design.
 * 5) He has a very annoying laugh, one he uses over and over again as a poor attempt at comedy.
 * 6) It is implied that he is a serial killer.
 * 7) He dresses up in women's clothing multiple times, which is disgusting.
 * 8) He taunts the kids he's trying to help.
 * 9) He lusts over a picture of the protagonists' mother at one point.
 * 10) He also literally wasted the talent of Mike Myers.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He later became a meme (pictured).